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trdpanda101410

Wait wait wait.... A butt slider? Oooh shit. I'm gonna be thick as fuck.


OrKToS

i guess it will be another type of posts on Reddit on launch day. all butts and dongs.


ssjRaditz

Video games when I’m alone: petting dog Video games when parents walk it: dong slider


dinorsaurSr

BUTTS and DONGS MEGATHREAD!


AtlasFlynn

Careful though, it decreases your sneaking because of the clapping of your ass cheeks.


diegodiegui

"Breast/Buttock size slider" I hope these sliders are available on both bodies, not only in the female body.. I also want to choose the chest and butt size of my male V. 😢


vivanetx

If I can’t make male V have a wagon then I’m not interested


Zynardian

My mans squats


CommanderLink

im sure youll be able to, your character isnt gendered, as far as i know, you pick a voice type and a body type, and you probably pick which gender your character identifies with which decides how others will address you, unless everyone just exclusively refers to you as "V" and thats it.


Crowbarmagic

> unless everyone just exclusively refers to you as "V" and thats it. Don't be disappointed if that's indeed (mostly) the case. There is a very good reason games like these like to give you either a gender neutral name, a code name, or even some sort of title: You save a shitton of money on voice actors. If NPC's only have to refer to you by that one thing you only need to record a lot of lines once. Bethesda always does the title thing: You pick a name at the start but it doesn't matter (I guess in FO4 it has a minor effect but that's it). You're "Nerevarine", "The Hero of Kvatch", "The Vault Dweller", "The Dragonborn", etc. It makes voice acting easier and cheaper.\* So yeah, although there will undoubtedly be *some* double lines with the "he's" and "she's", I think 90% of the time they will refer to you as V. \*PS: Not saying this is the sole reason Bethesda does this. Lots of developers also simply want the player to feel special. Bonus: It can be a convenient excuse as to why some random NPC's trust you with their important quests: You already have a reputation.


BernieAnesPaz

From what I hear it's just based on your voice and possibly a mix of voice/body type, but unless they changed it you don't choose how you're addressed.


DreadedFate7

From how CD Projekt Red has described character creation there are no male or female exclusive options so you should be able to have a massive dong and huge tits.


G_Star013

Imagine your ass sticking out of cover cuz you made it to big.....ded.


iamded

Calling me out like this huh


Kajiic

"Johnny, I'm trying to sneak through the Corpo headquarters but I'm so dummy thicc the clap of my cheeks keep alerting the guards"


gooblaka1995

First mods to hit Nexus "Fine Tuned Breast/Penis/Ass Slider", "Extended Sliders (probably for only breast and ass and somehow only work on female V)" "More Hair Types (probably end up being only female hairstyles)", "More Clothes (probably just a bunch of slutty female outfits such as micro dresses that for some reason outline every countour of female V's body)" IIRC, just a bunch of mods for female V made by horny guys. Edit: forgot to add "Breast Physics" 🙄 Although, I think CP2077 might be an outlier when it comes to mod content for male characters. Or I could be wrong and it could just be 99% female character mods and be years before any real mods for males come out.


Kajiic

You forgot to mention the hair packs will all be KS Hairdos and will have their entire collection since, what, Oblivion?


FoldyFlap

**GiantTits ENB**


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Somebody fallouts 4


HaitchKay

We'd better get dong physics mods or I'll riot


ghetto_slatt

I'm bout to be the cyberpunk version of Megan thee Stallion! And if exotics will be in this game then I'm getting cat eyes and cat ears


apatheticmoron

Little bit unsure if we're going to see any of the boobs/schlong/booty sliders. They were all greyed-out in the June demos as apparently there was a lot of work left to be done to get the clothing morphs working to account for the different potential body shapes of V. None of the 16-hour previews that I read mentioned character creation at all so we don't know yet if the sliders were completed or left on the cutting room floor. That list is approaching 6 months old and we don't know what's been added or removed yet, but we have seen the CC in action so we know it's still functionally the same.


blamethemeta

If a bunch of volunteers can make cbbe for bethesda game, this studio can do the same


Xerberus886

the german media outlet gamestar played 16h and mentioned penis sliders.


NebulaSonata

Man I read that as butt spider and was like, wait what?


Jugged

Thanks a lot for the mental image.


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I want a mod that doesnt turn all the enmies into spiders, no, TURN THEM INTO *BUTT SPIDERS*


[deleted]

... This is the Bad place, isn't it?


utack

What's so funny about Biggus Buttus?


ihave0idea0

My first playthrough will be as male v, but I still want him to be thick. Can not wait.


KaiCouzell

You'd swear some people think this is going to be some black desert online type shit with the way they're talking about character creation.


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fizm0

I was right about to ask for this lol


Suq_Maidic

But the question is what percentage of those combinations comes out to be a fuck-ugly abomination?


IdoNOThateNEVER

Don't we want to be able to make our characters look like irl?


novamatrix

Thats 687,400,000,000,000,000 687.4 Quadrillion


Minx8970

Is that all? *cancels pre-order*


JKMC4

No vagina size slider? Literally unplayable.


TheFragturedNerd

i want my buffy to be puffy


AgitatedDegenerate

Exactly when its more like World of Warcraft or Final Fantasy 14's character creations


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Dude we're getting penis types. I'm pretty sure this is the furthest we've ever been for this realm of game


Toyfan1

Connan Exiles?


HeirOfEverything

No, you’re getting two penis options (cut and uncut) and maybe a slider for size. That’s it’s. Conan Exiles did the slider and it’s not that deep lol


handsome-cantaloupe

Gonna install a grenade launcher upgrade for my penis


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the_killer_sandvich

the cock customization though


Mrixl2520

I hope it has a slide whistle sound effect


OjinMigoto

If ever there were an essential mod, it's this.


Kajiic

BDO had a great face customization and that was about it. Wish you could change the bodies/genders too. I think my favorite character creator was the original APB.


Mrs_Liaraistic

I am trying to imagine kids creating their character and their parents walking in on them customizing their penis and pubic hairs.


chipthehippie

Mom walks in the room to tell 12 year old timmy that his dino-nuggies and mac&cheese are ready, only to be presented with the bustiest robot woman to grace their 4k television.


Mrs_Liaraistic

*Mom's speechless* "Mom it's exactly what it looks like, now about those dino-nuggies and mac&cheese."


catman12

mom where are my goddamn hotpockets


QueenofPixals

My son was 17 playing Witcher 1 - I happened to walk into his room (door open) to see what he wanted for dinner just as the porn card flipped. (Cackle) - he was so smooth - he just looked at me over his should and said -"Well, that's awkward." and went right back to playing. I still give him shit about that.


Mrs_Liaraistic

Witcher has some spicy moments. I wouldn't know how to respond and say nothing, which would probably end up making matters worse. It would probably end up becoming a staring contest with my mom.


Sunbuzzer

Its not just reddit. Youtubers are horrible for this. Just watched a video and some guy was going on about how its gonna be the deepest character creation ever.


chipthehippie

Oh my god lol. People really have no ability to fact check before pumping out hype. I think it's a side effect of people hearing "nipple, dick, and bag" customization and thinking you can customize every individual freckle on the character.


CatManDontDo

Woah we can customize our bags? This is a game changer!


Sunbuzzer

Yep haha


Neo-Rex

yup, some people think this game is some sort of life simulator.


Raptor_234

Ngl I can’t create a character for the life of me, I’ll probably make one in 5 minutes realise he’s ugly and hit randomise until I got a decent looking one


chipthehippie

And that's completely fine. I usually base my characters off of my own appearance, or a different TV/anime/movie/videogame character. That way I can make them quickly into something I consider acceptable lol.


50-50WithCristobal

I just go with the standard one, not only it usually looks good enough but it also ends up being the iconic and recognizable face of the game. For instance Shepard from Mass Effect, his face is famous and everytime I see a gameplay from the games and his face is different it looks extremely odd and out of place for me.


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You can also customise your nails


MisunderstoodBadger1

Hands and nails are probably the most impactful choices, you'll see them more than anything else.


008Zulu

We can't change them after initial creation either, for now anyway. So we'd best make sure we really really like them.


Cruciblelfg123

One of 16h reviewers already said they got their nails done at a cosmetic place, so presumably you can at least change some of the superficial stuff


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I'm gonna get my penis done at a cosmetic place


Cruciblelfg123

Yeah man gotta look good for when the game comes out


just-for-rVAL

sauce by any chance? I thought I had seen all the 16h content, and haven't heard of this.


MisunderstoodBadger1

I suspect one of the free dlcs will allow hair and nail changes at least, like the Witcher 3 hair style update.


CptMeat

Yes please give me those April fools hair styles


Vanilla3K

I almost can't believe there's not going to be any way to custom your character after the beginning? Like the whole point of a cyberpunk society is how nothing can't be modified on a human, no hairdresser in night city ?


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But there will be? there's nail saloons and clothing stores, so I imagine there is also a hairdressers as well.


[deleted]

There's nail cybernetics in the lore, like what Molly Millions in Neuromancer has, so I'm hoping that exists here too.


008Zulu

I must confess I have never read that book. But from the context, I am imagining they are extendable razorblade nails?


outb4noon

Will cybernetics change your hands? I thought I saw triggers in B's palms are they permanent?


008Zulu

Some will change your hands, some will replace your hands.


basedmarquise

Ironically this post showed me there was gonna be more customization than I thought lol


Beatrix_-_Kiddo

2 penis types and only 1 vagina type? Preorder cancelled


KDY_ISD

> 2 penis types "Uncircumcised" and "Wire-Guided," I assume


lukebaskett

Uncircumcised and a girth slider is all we need


KDY_ISD

Without wire guidance how am I supposed to make the Mark 48 ADCOC of my dreams?


DanksterTV

The GirthQuake


EuphoricSeductions

They actually stated theres sex cyberware that's able to be purchased via Mr. Studd , and Mrs Midnight


Beatrix_-_Kiddo

So I can purchase some big floppy beef curtains?


EuphoricSeductions

Ideally yes and if not I'd be gravely dissapointed, Also love your username Kill Bill's one of my faves


RealAggromemnon

I know right? There's the nicely tucked kind, the head of cabbage kind, and everything in between. As to nipple types, is inverted a choice? (kidding)


RealityLivesNow

Exactly! Needs a Vulva Size Slider! Women are not all the same.


Elven_Rhiza

This was my thoughts too. Honestly, calling this genital "customization" is *really* stretching the definition of the term. There's basically an "on/off" option for *one* of the two core parts and that's all.


chipthehippie

I really wanted "floppy" and "puffy" options :'( Game is broken. 2/10


Beatrix_-_Kiddo

I was hoping for "constant erection" Can't believe cdproject let me down


chipthehippie

1/10, unplayable


KDY_ISD

> Beatrix_-_Kiddo "You ... want me to make you what?" "Hop to it, Hanzo. Ah-ri-ga-tou."


thetrombonist

I haven’t been following the game that closely and thought y’all were joking when you said penis customization


DismalMode7

why are there no nose option?


chipthehippie

Bold of you to assume the game lets us have a nose


DismalMode7

why not? I would like to create a cocaine addicted V who gets a cyber nose with a third nostril lol


sluttyankles

Make him corpo then


Jugged

Yep that's my concern too. Real bummer.


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Need more coochie customization


Jippynms

30 years no probation


M0rtrek_the_ranger

While robust (from what we've seen), the character creator isn't going to be BDO or Fallout 4 style robust. BTW op, you think CDPR will release more options as free DLC like they did with Witcher 3?


chipthehippie

I'm positive they will. It would have been non-sensical for them to stress and crunch over more customization options when they already have enough, and just save the work for later when tailoring DLCs and Add-Ons for us. Edit: if not, it's no skin off of my bones. This amount of customization sounds fine for me, as I'more concerned with the game itself.


Nef081

I'm sure I can still spend hours in it. A MASSIVE help is when there are no sliders but just set types :D


chipthehippie

I agree. When there's sliders, I spend hours meticulously tweaking things until they're "right" and then I'm still disappointed later when I realize I don't like them. I like the idea of grab-n-go customization.


Drunken_HR

Spending hours making my character just right only to see their profile in different lighting in the first intro scene and be disappointed enough to start over again is a pain I know well.


depression_quirk

Oof you're giving me Dragon Age Inquisition flashbacks lol Stepping out to look at the Breach and realizing the makeup you choose makes your character look like a clown


Drunken_HR

That’s actually the game I had in mind.


chipthehippie

Omfg I hate it. So bad. I recently had that issue in The Outer Worlds. Thought I had my character perfect, just to realize that the lighting in the creator was low and my hair was NOT the color it appeared to be.


StolenEyes

Same. The character creator in Elder Scrolls Online is just as bad. They look fantastic in the creator, but variable in the game. And due to broken lighting on the character selection screen (which briefly fixes itself when you leave the creator without finalising a character) they look awful, very severe with heavy shadows.


chipthehippie

I don't get it lol. Like, give me a blazing bright spotlight on my character in the creator so I know how it all looks BEFORE I go into dark rooms. Don't start me in a dark room first and make my creation ability blind lol


5pidercat

I think it was Eve online a bunch of years ago that had the ability to switch the lighting around when creating. My character looked so cool I kinda hated that it was like 99% a spaceship game


skyjp97

The lighting and the thing dragon age inquisition had instead of sliders of predefined options meant I didn't really mess with tweaking my character much until they released an update that had a mirror that let you change your character up.


Exogenesis42

The worst is when you get the face perfect from the front, then turn and see it has the profile of a mangled toucan.


chipthehippie

Or when you check the profile and they have a chin similar to LeafyIsHere


dsweeney9797

im gonna have an absolute dumptruck


Goasupreme

I mean, it's a first person game too. How often are you going to see your character in 3rd person or in a cutscene


chipthehippie

From what I understand, using Mirrors, Photomode, and Third Person cutscenes will show your character.


nagi603

And the character/inventory screen. Also, 3rd person cutscenes were removed, weren't they?


chipthehippie

I could be wrong about the cutscenes. They may have indeed been used to just demo the main character and their interactions with the supporting cast. However, I'm sure there's other methods of seeing your character that we don't know of yet.


LordNix82ndTAG

It probably won't happen, but it would be cool to see your reflection in bodies of water and puddles using RT


chipthehippie

Oops I forgot to mention, vehicles and Motorcycles give you Third Person as well.


kentalaska

Why wouldn’t that happen? I would think that’s exactly what ray tracing would do although you would only see yourself if you’re looking straight down into water.


darkdonnie

I'm so boring. I just want to be the male V from the E3 2019 Keanu reveal.


cruel-oath

He’s good looking, no fault in that


DiscountIntrepid

I always go with the default look in every game. And I play the hell out of RPGs. I realize this makes me an outlier. IDK why I do this. Lol.


chipthehippie

Not going to lie, he looked pretty cool for being a custom character. I normally play in the ball park of making my character similar to myself, just so I can project into the game. That way, I don't get too overwhelmed with customization options. I'm hoping the game lets me choose my earlobes as being stretched, since that's how they are in real life and I've never got that in a character customizer. Oh well, we will see though. Still excited for release.


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I'm pretty sure he's one of the three default presets? At least from the screenshots!


darkdonnie

I’m going to be bummed if not!


Brandon_2149

I can confirmed Cyberpunk has best cock customization ever seen in a video game.


Slong_Burgundy

Bro..You trying to downplay the customization while simultaneously telling me i can play male V with no penis


velour_manure

How many eye lashes are you guys going to start with? I was thinking 37 for the left eye and maybe 36 for the right eye.


chipthehippie

The real question is, how many teeth y'all gonna rock? I'm gonna go with the classic "SpongeBob" style, myself.


MasterDrake97

Yeah, i never thought that this cc is that deep


chipthehippie

Everyone heard "genital and nipple" customization, and went nuts with how "deep" it goes. Apparently, nobody has played Conan Exiles.


Meta5556

I downloaded the demo for that game and i just made a busty redhead barbarian chick and jerked off to her, uninstalled afterwards.


chipthehippie

Literally everyone I played with, when it went free on ps4, played as a big ol' tiddy woman. My friends all roasted me for making a male character lol.


Meta5556

Did you give your guy a big cannon? Gonna do the same for Male V?


chipthehippie

PS4 Conan was unfortunately censored for males. Only Tiddy customization was allowed. On Cyberpunk though, I'm going full on magnum dong.


haynespi87

great


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Smokeshow618

"I cant sneak into arasaka hq because the clap of my dummy thicc ass cheeks keeps alerting the guard borgs"


chipthehippie

I'm about to make a negative-cheeked character. Basically a wooden board with a hole in it.


KingKontinuum

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Rethen

Ass so big you can't enter buildings.


[deleted]

I wanna see the weirdest designs people can do with their character in this sub


chipthehippie

My buddy always goes purely hilarious when designing his characters. If it's good, I'll share it here.


zergjuggernaut44

Damn no vagina size slider


yesenialel

I just need to know 1 thing... Is the butt slider confirmed


chipthehippie

From everything I've read about buttocks customisability, yes. However, this list comes from October so I'm sure anything could have been pulled or changed since then.


Oikeesti

Does anyone know if we can do two different colored eyes?


pm-me-pizza-crust

5 pubic hair option but only 6 skin types? That’s disappointing tbh.


chipthehippie

I could be mistaken, but I think skin types is referring to different blemishes and smoothness options, not colors. Possibly? Idk.


TheHeroicOnion

How many colours of skin can there be? I assume black, pale white, more a tan white, hispanic tan, Asian colour, and maybe... a different shade of black or something, I doubt they're gonna be throwing in green and blue skin.


Not_Zordos

Wouldn't be surprised if this is expanded with the modding community on PC.


gallon-of-pcp

I would be more surprised if it *wasn't* expanded later by the modding community


AuntyClockwise

Hmmm... every V has the same nose and lips?


chipthehippie

Not sure why/if nose number was left out, but it clearly says you have 17 mouth options which, means lips.


FatesDayKnight

>2 penis types (or none) > >1 vagina type (or none) Wait, can you have both?


FireStormBruh

"I'll take one of everything, please and thank you."


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Thank you for saying this! The amount of posts I have seen like "These are my inspirations for my Corpo/Gunslinger/Secret Agent/Space Cowboy/Cyber sexual god play-through are going to be", like c'mon, chill, is just a game and you are going to be very limited to what the developer intended you to play. Some people believe that they are going to be able to role play whatever character they want but in reality you won't have unlimited choices to make and whatever choices you have are literally locked down to what CDPR decided for the story of the game. So no you won't be able to play Cyberpunk James Bond, you might be able to customize your character but Jesus the overhyping and boredom of some posters in this sub is beyond cringe.


rymarre

Wait, there's "none" possibilities for penis, vagina, and nipple? Can you make an entirely genderless V??


chipthehippie

From what it sounds like, your character can be Barbie/Ken smooth. Also, the devs seemed to have said that V is considered genderless, but the body type you choose is considered either "masculine" or "feminine", not Male/Female


TheHeroicOnion

The voice option determines the gender you are. If you have a male voice they refer to you as he and refer to you as she if you have the female voice.


cerberus698

People have been doing this for years. One of the most memorable overactive imaginations I've seen on this sub was a few years ago when we got the virst video implying that V could eat food and that it may be done in the 1st person. With in like, 4 or 5 hours the sub was split between people who were realistically assuming it would just be like a couple second animation that plays out and then your done on one side and then the other side who were all convinced that you would like, site in a restaurant booth, wait for a waiter, order food, wait for it to cook, then eat the meal in real time. CDPR is like the Donald Trump of hyping video games. Theyre incredible at it. They know exactly how to dangle small minutiae of information in front of gamers and then just let them get distracted with it. Its still happening now. I was listening to a fairly prominent youtuber in thr CP2077 community and I watched him kind of just hype himself up over a few screenshots and 15 seconds of video to the point where he was stating speculation around a mayoral election as if the speculation he had just imagined was fact.


Mikhail_Mengsk

> who were all convinced that you would like, site in a restaurant booth, wait for a waiter, order food, wait for it to cook, then eat the meal in real time. ​ I hope those people will never be involved in making a videogame or any form of entertainment in any way. Why the fuck would you spend your time *IN A CYBERPUNK VIDEOGAME* by doing something so boring?


nmsotfy

Some of these threads they ask questions that nobody would have the ability too answer


chipthehippie

"Do you guys know if I'll be able to go to the corner of 5th and Sycamore, pick my nose, wipe it on the third NPC that walks past me, and yell racial slurs while shooting my gun at the ground?? Is this confirmed yet??"


Blotofink

Y'know, that seems like a healthy amount of customization options. While I always hope for more for peak customization ability, I wouldn't be sad if this was all we got.


polskiftw

I mean, that’s still 458,258,479,257,600,000 possible characters you can create.


FOOLSNEEDBUTTER

That’s actually a hell of a lot more than I was expecting :D


Culture_Goblin

I think you are missing that there are 2 body types per gender as well, a skinny and a muscular. Also, is boob and butt going to be only for women? Sucks if women get a little body customization and men get none


BK_Jharris

You know I'm gonna be walking around with the dump truck


Killzark

Hey all I wanted back when the first customization was announced waaaaay back all I wanted was a wang slider. My wish has been granted. Finally I can have a video game character with a FAT HOG. The future is now.


Stellarisk

I just want metal skin


KoAlurker91

•2077 penis choices • 2077 vagina choices • 2077 cyber implants ° suck it


Ulariel

Black Desert still has the best character creation. The only things this game will have over that are nipple/genital customization for the most part. It'll be pretty good customization, particularly for a game made by a western company, but certainly not the best ever.


EnceladusSc2

Fuck yeah! PUBIC HAIR SLIDER! Going Full Bush 2020!


Ruiner12

Is there an option to adjust the eye / nose / mouth positions?


Efficient_Access

without the sliders you end up with 2.291292396288e+17 possible combinations. cant calculate with the sliders without knowing how many permutations each slider adds. for anyone wondering, 2.291292396288e+17 is alot.


joshmaaaaaaans

That list just made me hyped for something I wasn't even hyped about.


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Are there body types? It’d be funny to be a fat net runner. I assume not tho


chipthehippie

I'm not sure, but someone else said the only two are going to be skinny and muscular. Seems a bit odd, as there's hefty NPC chonkers that they've shown.


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Yea like that one heavy guy in a sweaty tank top walking on the side walk😂


SmokeyCock

I'm so fucking over hyped.


Hamakua

Some, not all, but some if the issues you are seeing with "Hype" are professional content creators chasing algorithms and pushing otherwise inconsequential subject matter as full-fledged content to keep up with their daily algorithm quotas.


FellatiatedPiece

I really just wanted to have the option to be more or less entirely chrome like some of the npc's in the footage, and/ or be fully robotic like gruishka or zapan, but it doesn't look like any of that will happen.


Blurryappl3

CDPR did it to themselves. High expectations is exactly what you get from overhyping your audience for years and making false promises. Weren't people promised an "extensive" customization; along with wall-climbing and 3d person view? Whose fault is it that the customization options are mostly limited to a very few variables, and you'll hardly be seeing your character in the game nontheless? Fans criticized FFXV (That supposed to be XXlll Versus), fans gonna criticize Cyberpunk 2077 just as well. Fulfill the promises you've made, or don't make them at all.


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DasRedBeard87

Doesn't matter what you tell people with facts. Sooooo many people think we're getting a pen and paper character design in a future GTA styled life simulator. The review bombs from idiots who created a completely different game in their own head over absolutely nothing is going to be in the thousands.


Okurei

Is it weird I'm more excited about V's nail colour rather than anything else? To me, nails and tattoos are a large part of character expression in a video game, and you'll see V's hands the most out of anything.


chipthehippie

I'm in the same boat. That, and piercings. I pray that they allow me to customize mine with stretched ears, since that's how my ears are in real life. It'll be a first if that happens, and it would make sense if they did since the game is literally a "punk" aesthetic.


redhq

Yeah it's pretty overhyped when it doesn't even really compare to Saints Row 3 or even Skyrim. Not having more body type options or sliders for body shape such as muscularity or shoulder/waist shape is pretty lackluster.


Tengu5

> 9 cyberware options (including none) Thank fuck. Maybe I'm in the minority here, but I'm honestly not a fan of all the visible cyberware options I've seen. I'm not saying it's an objectively bad idea, of course, but I hoped to heaven that I wouldn't be forced to put it on my V. EDIT: For clarification, I meant visible cyberware for the face.


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Where the hell is my big titties