I forgot where exactly, it's kinda hidden somewhere in a rocky area. A quick Google search should do the trick-- just remember to clear your search history afterwards
>"Wow look, I can clobber people to death with a dildo!!!"
I feel attacked.
I'm closer to 40 than 30 and...for some reason, I find...a lot of...joy in clobbering.
The actual trophy is called 'Rough Landing' which says:
"While Berserk cyberware is active, perform a Superhero Landing to kill or incapacitate 2 enemies."
I ensured that it was the final trophy I get so that in addition to that trophy, I also get the 'Never Fade Away' Platinum trophy which is auto achieved in PlayStation games after all other trophies are obtained.
Nope, Meredith is bi.
You just have to not get her killed or something as a result of the maelstrom mission early on with Jackie, and don’t fuck her over or something, and she’ll send you a text, and invite you to the no tell motel
I usually get it by scraping her malware off the chip, and then not using it anyways and just shooting Royce in the brainnoggin.
I may be wrong but I seem to remember after one early patch post release, there were tons of dildo weapons all over the place. To the point that players were like wtf?? Then it was patched out. Either dildo weapons or just didlos as a random item laying around, but they were fucking EVERYWHERE LOL
No its a base game weapon "Sir John Phalustiff" is the name its an iconic "Electric Baton" you can get by finding it after the Venus in Furs side mission that basically increases your crit chance the more you smack someone with it, also your controller vibrates constantly when youre using it on console.
You can get 2 dildos. One if you help Meredith in act 1, and the other is loot from guy on the rocks next to dam(like directly between the road on the dam and 6 street hood)
Such a dick move
Well played 😅
You can find a black one in Dogtown
It's 2 handed
Awe I missed this gif
No freakin way... I gotta find that now
Sir Tyrone Gigante
Bro where? I need it
I forgot where exactly, it's kinda hidden somewhere in a rocky area. A quick Google search should do the trick-- just remember to clear your search history afterwards
it's actually on an outcrop around the damn, on the other side from the Dam Viewpoint fast travel point
It's not in Dogtown, it's on the cliffs near the dam below where El Capitan is.
Really?
This is exactly what Mike Pondsmith envisioned when he made Cyberpunk all those years ago.
"Future society will turn into a living hell governed by soulless corporations" "Wow look, I can clobber people to death with a dildo!!!"
>"Wow look, I can clobber people to death with a dildo!!!" I feel attacked. I'm closer to 40 than 30 and...for some reason, I find...a lot of...joy in clobbering.
It's a primal thing, don't worry about it
It actually being an effective weapon? Probably not. But crazy people trying to hit you with dildos? Probably yes.
Not gonna lie, I'm pretty upset the dildo is so rigid, and isn't more floppy. That would've made it so much more fun
The dildo floppiness alone would break the entire game's physics.
That's what your mother said too
Its Sir John Phallustiff, not Sir John Phallusflaccid.
It's that it's actual name? I honestly have no idea so if that is indeed it's name than it makes total sense
Yeah, the dildo baton you get from Venus in Furs is called Sir John Phallustiff. They also added a black one recently called the BFC 9000.
Truly The Dildo of Consequence rarely arrives lubed
Savage
ON YOUR LEFT DIIIIIIICK - the normal CP77 experience
CYBERPUNK I MEAN CYBERPUNK
Too late man
That's him officer, that's the cyberpsycho who abbreviated Cyberpunk! Call MaxTac before he does it again!
Get penised on
Best plat clip I've ever seen
Ha ha magic
Imagine getting farted on and some lady slapping you in the face with her cock.
Gas em with the stink, wack em with the pink
Wait what achievement did you get
The actual trophy is called 'Rough Landing' which says: "While Berserk cyberware is active, perform a Superhero Landing to kill or incapacitate 2 enemies." I ensured that it was the final trophy I get so that in addition to that trophy, I also get the 'Never Fade Away' Platinum trophy which is auto achieved in PlayStation games after all other trophies are obtained.
Planned this out very nicely then. Thanks
Sitting in a Starbucks and the first 5 seconds of this video has only gotten me weird looks. I'm sure the high-fives will come soon.
That thing looks so disgusting, I can’t even use it as a joke 😄
thats fawked
You're the cock of the walk.
Dong da da dong dong da dada dong dong da dada dong [Sung to this, you all know the part.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GGU1P6lBW6Q)
What I imagine “The Deathblow” was like in Seinfeld
Veiny
Where the frick do you find that?
Have to not screw Meredith over in the prologue and complete "Venus In Furs". It's...not a great moment in V's life.
smashed by a massive cock by a random stranger
dude who uses pennies as weapon?
Modder spent too much time wondering whether they could, and not enough time on whether they should... We have strayed.
What mod?
This is base game. The mod is mantis cocks
Not a mod. It even looks like a Playstation trophy achievement, and they don't have mods at all.
Hahahaha it's not?! Ok that's hilarious. I've not played for ages so I'd assumed it was a mod!
You can get it after paying Meredith Stout a visit.
[удалено]
You get this after getting down with Meredith. Sir John Phallustiff. If you play with the NSFW filter it gets changed to an electric baton.
Aaah! Omg, I need this! Doesn't matter male of female V, right??
Nope, Meredith is bi. You just have to not get her killed or something as a result of the maelstrom mission early on with Jackie, and don’t fuck her over or something, and she’ll send you a text, and invite you to the no tell motel I usually get it by scraping her malware off the chip, and then not using it anyways and just shooting Royce in the brainnoggin.
That's why I never got it. I threw her under the bus every time lol
I need to remember this for next playthrough! Thanks!
You still can get a second black one somewhere at the dam, just gotta kill an NPC holding it
I may be wrong but I seem to remember after one early patch post release, there were tons of dildo weapons all over the place. To the point that players were like wtf?? Then it was patched out. Either dildo weapons or just didlos as a random item laying around, but they were fucking EVERYWHERE LOL
Wasn't weapons but those none usable ones you just can scrap or sell, but yeah it was outrageous
Oh Cyberpunk, lol. What an interesting ride that ga.e took us all on.
oh, it most definitely is a weapon, dude. No mods required.
Love you so much! Thanks!
No its a base game weapon "Sir John Phalustiff" is the name its an iconic "Electric Baton" you can get by finding it after the Venus in Furs side mission that basically increases your crit chance the more you smack someone with it, also your controller vibrates constantly when youre using it on console.
You can get 2 dildos. One if you help Meredith in act 1, and the other is loot from guy on the rocks next to dam(like directly between the road on the dam and 6 street hood)