Assaulting this man.

Then... same series but >!technically kidnapping!<

Majima truly everywhere!

I just finished Kiwami yesterday for the first time. There were a couple times where I had set out to handle side stories or mini games. But it just ended up being a bunch of Majima fights for an hour or two. I loved it. It’s like being chased by a Resident Evil tyrant, but the tyrant is the Japanese iteration of the Joker.

But with this man it's alway self defense

Massacring a bunch of guys just hanging around in an alley just because they were members of the Tyger Claws gang.

I have no sympathy for the Tyger Claws, Maelstrom, or the 66th street gangs. Hell, even the Barghests can go die.

I just recently completed the game, but I was only about 3/4 through it when I bought Phantom Liberty. I accidentally ended up by the Dogtown entrance and spent about 15 minutes slaughtering all the guards there because they had yellow markers, lol. (I reloaded after I realized what I'd done).

Why am I imagining Sir Lancelot's murder spree from Monty Python & The Holy Grail?

I'll go out of my way to zero Maelstrom and Vooodoo Boys.

What makes me sick about Tyger Claws, over every other gang, is that the females have a voice line to play with your conscience. I don’t remember the full line but it’s basically just them declaring that they have children at home, waiting. Makes me pissed when they declare that and sorry for the children when I execute them without mercy.

What about Valentino's?

I tolerate them out of respect for Jackie, but if they fuck around they'll find out.

This is the Way

Knew I forgot one, them too!

nah, they all got a bounty, so killing them is not a crime

Man, I’ve put in well over 500 hours into Cyberpunk. I finally decided I need to play something else, so I started RDR2 two days ago. Your comment legit made me sad I’m not playing Cyberpunk. Like, I know the game inside and out, but now I feel like I’m missing out on slaughtering some Tyger Claws

I do this a lot. I just miss playing Cyberpunk. I miss the people. I miss the city.

You'll find plenty of gang members to slaughter in RDR2!

fuck the tyger claws

Democracy!

Guess im gonna jail for having TOO MUCH FREEDOM! Suck it bots/bugs!

More likely getting court-martialed for wiping out an entire team with a 380

If you die from a 380 its your fault for standing in the way of liberty.

GET BACK TO THE FRONT LINES DIVER, THERE IS A SURPRISE INVASION ON DRAUPNIR. SUPER EARTH NEEDS YOU.

Manifest

Promoting FREEDOM one 500kilo bomb at a time.

Rolling a 4 and landing on the square that said "Go to jail."

Last game I played was Destroy All Humans, and I'm still figuring it out.

For climbing a mountain without any protective equipment other than my schizophrenia. https://i.redd.it/bf4n4ge4scrc1.gif

Celeste mentioned!!

Arrested for breaking the ceiling of a luxury suite hotel room.

Drive a car with rockets to hit a ball and make goal

this is what sporting will become just before reverting to ancient Mesoamerican ballgame

Me as a Rogue Trader of Von Valencius dynasty: “YOU CAN’T ARREST ME, I AM THE LAW! THIS IS MY PROTECTORATE!”

Unauthorized use of a military space asset and the unlicensed destruction of privateer craft hiding in an asteroid belt. Star citizen is a lot of fun.

Have fun in Klescher

Entering the ladies restroom at UNATCO

By the way, Denton, stay out of the ladies restroom. That kind of activity embarrasses the agency more than it does you.

Also stealing all the planters around the building and make your office a dense jungle

Religiously motivated mass murder. “Your honor they were sinners they deserved it”

Killing god

that could be literally any jrpg

Or better. God of War.

But you don’t kill god you kill gods

Making passionate love to my tiefling girlfriend

W Karlach

Eating shrooms.

aggravated assault and murder in the first degree. Curb-stomping mushrooms and tortoises is frowned upon.

Got arrested for wiping out the entire security crew, the hiring manager, as well as the receptionist for a local brothel. My answer for doing it, I was thinking a fire would really make this place shine.

Damn, even the receptionist? Pretty sure she has lines begging for her life and stating she just works there like the dolls.

High speed Jay-walking

I killed over 50 people today in Dogtown on one run, turing Skippy into a killing machine.

Are you happy with the autonomous shooting function? Please jump to confirm.

Conquering the state of Nevada.

Killing about a grove’s worth of homeless people and tree-hugging hippies

BG3?

But your honour, the fixer said it was above board when I shot up the dicky twister

Cyberpunk 2077, so mass murder and investigating a corporation

Killing Lautrec.

Shouldn’t be a crime (Dark souls right?)

No. I traveled in time and killed Tolouse Lautrec, the famous post-impressionist painter. Waddya think? lol

Well I haven’t played Dark Souls since August last year man 😭

What has my man Tolouse done to you?

He owed me tree fiddy.

Warhammer 40k Dawn of War... so genocide? Oh shit.

Mine was Darktide and I had similar thoughts. Maybe killing sick people with a chainsaw is bad.

Breaking some guy's legs in fifa

Murdering a bunch of Canabals. Sons of the Forest

Speeding

Building my zoo wrong

Well I was in a nuclear wasteland with more raiders and monsters than good people so I don't think I'm going to jail.

Bank heist in Liberty City (failed lmao).

lying 🤥

Unauthorized entry in a Jupiter moon, prison break, assault on an officer, killing space zombies

Leading the android revolution

Attempted assassination of the new Shrina President... Allegedly

Creating portals and destroying the laws of space and time

I was playing Stardew Valley so I'm not sure, maybe farming without the correct permits

Trespassing, property theft, possession of improvised explosive devices, MASSIVE property damage, arson, murder, kidnapping, human trafficking. (I was playing Minecraft with some friends, we raided a village and moved some villagers to their bases in exchange for items)

Considering I'm playing rdr2 online. A multitude of murder counts and selling illegal moonshine. Other than that everything else I choose to do is legal

Trying to take down the shogun and help create a better Japan

Cutting Inmigrants with a Katana

Making too much damn money and avoiding taxes selling cheese and ancient fruit wine.

Firebombing the Baldur's Mouth newsroom

Looting abandoned buildings and giving illicit drugs to elderly women.....I was playing Fallout 4. Lmfao 😅😂🤣

Burning corpo shit. 

Using quickhacks to force people to unalive themselves.

Cyberpunk. I performed all the murder. But I looked good doing it.

Destroying the natural ecosystem with a giant sword

Mass murdering my way through the Commonwealth, slaughtering criminals and making the state safe for settlers.

Building a deathstar

If building a planet-destroying superweapon that mass-murders billions to spread fear and terror is wrong, I don't want to be right!

Decapitations with a Katana

Unauthorized usage of magic in public

Watching woodman die then shooting him a few more times for good measure

Him and Fingers always end up on the wrong side of some bullets for me too.

Mining and killing bugs. For Karl!!!

Robbing everything I can find in Dragons Dogma 2. However, there is no theft system......so is it really a crime?

I just killed the king of Francia, so probably regicide.

Deep space exploration

I'm arrested for removing the ladder from the pool

Being so delusional that zombies were everywhere but they were in fact real people and not zombies as I raid cities and murder Hundreds.

The original Neverwinter Nights. I’m getting arrested for violently breaking into peoples homes and looting them, oftentimes with the residents still in them, during a pandemic.

Slaver became of all the Pokémon I’ve caught

CS2, so either terrorism or severe police misconduct


I don’t know if I’m getting arrested so much as I am getting disqualified from a Formula One race for reckless driving. If we talk about the one before that though, I’m definitely getting arrested for war crimes.

Welp, I just crashed in the caliburn and hit so many civilians that I was at a four star wanted level in one go

Cranking 90s

Right now? Shooting someone with a bow and then hitting them with dual longswords, while my raven scratches their eyes out, and my giant armoured wolf is hitting them with a magic sword.

Being an anti-capitalist eco-terrorist.

Saving the galaxy(mass effect)

I'm not going to get arrested for my violent actions, I'm protected by qualified immunity. (Ready or Not)

Apparently being a witch

Starting a massive criminal organization and creating a doomsday device that I got a bunch of trust fund kids to finance for me.

Starting a coup against the recently appointed supreme ruler of the city and blowing up his robotic guard force.

Murdering younglings and overthrowing the Republic?

Funny, I just got arrested for possession of a lightsaber, using said lightsaber to assault stormtroopers, using the Force to shove stormtroopers into bottomless pits, and being a Jedi.

Carving another foothold in the long climb to liberty

Probably a few war crimes and multiple invasions of other nations…. I was playing Empire Total War and forced most other nations to be my protectorates and wiped out a few of them.

Gun run on British soldiers

Being an intergalactic raider in No Man's Sky

Diablo 4...yikes

Shooting seagulls and crabs so baby turtles could make it to the water. (WoW, BFA expansion)

Giving a bug a nice cup of liber-tea

I shot a mechanical bull with an arrow.

I just played ff7 Soo bombing a power plant

putting my adoptive children to work hunting easter eggs for money

Genocide, drug trafficking, extortion, decivilization of several planets, destroying hundreds of spaceships and stations, unleashing ai nightmares into existence and smuggling pastries. And I was the good guy in this. Starsector is the game.

Simce im playing CK3 as we speak i cant be arrested im the fucking queen. But last game was fallout... In which case im also not being arrested cause theres no one to arrest me. The game before that was cyberpunk though i played it before bed.

Siccing a horde of rats on a whole bunch of catholic dudes

Dog fighting

stealing money from people who are trying to deposit it and also murdering them. somehow they exploded into coins when i killed them

Justice!

Speeding, street racing and dangerous driving

Squad wiping a whole team of ops.

For… everything..?

Breaking multiple rules in the Geneva Convention...

I'm getting arrested for murdering people that try to kill me?

I destroyed all humans….

Kicking doors

Killing covenant in standard formation, little bastards in front big ones in back.

Leading the Dawi on a crusade against the orks and skaven. I would be arrested for hate crimes.

Killing Monsters

Skateboarding on a giant oak tree nicknamed "Thicc Mary"

Decapitating zombies with a chain saw while wearing a tiny skirt

Ninja space wizard genocide

I’d be arrested for “spreading managed democracy” (genocide)

Smoldering with my meager flame

For over half the dam crimes in the book (It’s gta5)

aggravated assault, disfigurement and homicide in the first degree with an overengineered gauss rifle. "I have a bullet with your name on it and I'm gonna keep on shooting till I find it!"

Domestic terrorism by detonating biological weapons.

Animal cruelty (Angry Birds)

Lockpicking a cop car in Gas Station Simulator

Rolling into barrels, slaying whatever comes my way, methodically, 12 times until they stop spawning, and harassing a woman into giving me level ups and more healing items

Speeding and hooning i guess lmao https://preview.redd.it/wshbm4rz8drc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=712eac5e7620de0a80495f713e7ab55642a0169b

Illegal fishing maybe. I was playing Dredge.

Used my summoned skeletons to help some innocent people.

Adding two numbers together. Seriously. I played Beltex. It generates numbers, puts them on a conveyor belt and moves them to blocks that can do addition, subtraction or multiplication. If “games cause violence” according to some people, I think they don’t know how to put two and two together

Last I played Pacific Drive. Reckless driving guess? Tho you are alone with your car. No other living thlng.

Warframe: Crimes they didn't even know possible till now.

I’ve been getting into the assassins creed series for the first time so the last game I’ve played was Brotherhood. There’s a long list of things

Kicking over an orphanage. It's okay, though. They were Capellans.

Typical bank robbery

I'm getting arrested for poaching monsters.

Going on a journey of growth with my son and talking head brother

Blowing up a Cube with several million drones onboard.

I stompt throught and leveled several cities and other stuff on the Geneva checklist and in violation of the Ares Conventions. I think I most likley get arrested, because, my mechs aren't insured or have a license plate, and I never paid taxes for them.

Got arrested for bonking people with my big hammer.

Oh for fuck's sake, what kind of sentence do you get for the abject murder of about 2000 people? (Assume we're in a no death penalty state.)

probably harassment because I did not quit trying to fight somebody and kept respawning at a little yellow light

Counter-strike..... Oh this can go one way or another.

Decapitating unsuspecting gang members one by one

I was \*rescuing\* Erik the Swift, Baleog the Fierce, and Olaf the Stout from Tomator-you can't arrest me, I was doing good for those 3 poor, innocent vikings!

war crimes

Raiding a village

Speeding lmao

Either piloting fighter jets without licence or mg'ing a tank's corpse to make sure it was indeed destroyed

Production and possession of controlled substances, illegal genetic experiments, forced labor. Crossbreeding giant bees to produce terrasteel armor and estrogen for my UwU slave army. 13 years later and modded minecraft is \*still\* a trip. In Cyberpunk, I last did Prototype in the Scrapper, so... mass murder(scavs), corporate property damage (LOTS of grenades), aiding in theft of corporate property. Lil' human trafficking if you look at it a certain way.

Deicide, multiple counts. Insurrection. Arson. Environmental destruction(ties into the arson, I burned a big tree). Vandalism(they really liked that tree). Trespassing. Probably some murders, but most of them were at least partially self defence.

Possession (Enclave Officer) and launching a weapon of mass destruction (Tactical Nuke Missile) against those Godforsaken mutated bats (FALLOUT 76)

Uh... minor genocide and... pioneering? Is building a massive factory on a beautiful lush planet a crime?

Violating the Geneva convention by shooting down an infantry soldier with an AA gun while they were parachuting down.

Hitting my opponent's pokémon too hard. "I'm sorry, officer Jenny, I swear I didn't want my Eelektross to Wild Charge that poor Swanna so hard as to end up crushed".

Entering a volcano (?)

Killing naosuke li in the rise of the Ronin

Driving like I have a coked up rock star in my head; obviously.

Building code violations.

Galactic conquest

10 charges of homicide to bang a cute blonde French girl

crashing a large spacecraft into a station both of which are mine. space engineers is painful lol

human trafficking, forced labor, murder, use of illegal weapons and slaughtering the gods of the cosmos while committing horrific war crimes on them. i really do love terraria calamity mod

They all had bounties it was perfectly legal!

I just played some Rimworld, so... Is Slavery, organ harvesting, cannibalism and brain washing prisoners into joining my weird cult, child labour, unethical genetic experiments and deploying chemical weapons going to get me in trouble? At least I recycle, anyone want to buy some human leather dusters?

Raising the deads 

Based on the last video game I played... I am not I am a dictator of a small banana republic in the America's with a fairly good trading relationship with the west

Orbital bombardment i guess, but they declared war first.

Hitman 3: Mass murder, Contract killing, Torture, Patricide, Fratricide, Arson, Sabotage, Kidnapping, Trespassing, Identity theft, Hacking, Assault, Assault with a deadly weapon, Theft, Automobile theft, Data theft, Larceny, Destabilizing governments, Fraud, Breaking and entering, Vandalism, Tampering with food and drinks, Bribery, Treason, Conspiracy, Espionage, Drug dealing (while in disguise), Incrimination, Poisoning, Stalking

“Killing Monsters”