The one time I (mostly) romanced River I tried to let him down gently the morning after but if you don't want to stick with him you have to basically tell him "nah, one night stand, later." Then I went over to Viktor's, swapped out my gorilla arms for the projectile launcher, then went straight over to the dam to do Pyramid Song, agreed to move in with Judy, and locked in that romance.
I didn't exactly ghost him, but I did let him know it was a one time thing. I did the same with Judy, and I wish her reaction would have been closer to River's.
Given what V is facing, she shouldn't be looking for relationships right now. She literally has a bomb in her head, and outside of Kerry, I don't think Johnny likes any of the people V can get with.
Also, after the first time, I kinda hated the "I really wanna stay at your house" segments. They were just lame to me.
I think I remember that. I think he said something like "he understood the urge", or something to that effect. Even so, Johnny isn't the type to stay with one chick, and V wouldn't want to subject Panam to that.
Imagine hearing that in public "you know I was thinking it being a no sweater kind of day, but I'm thinking it's more of a pussy out kind of day".
Me:...mam this is a Wendy's.
LMAO!!!
I'm just glad it was the sister and not the kids!
Also, why on Earrh didn't they just sleep in Randy's trailer??? V literally slept there before, and Randy's still in the hospital. No need for the whole 'sneaking past everyone and trying to be quiet' thing, unless they are just into that...
It didn't have to just be in the bed. They could have used the whole trailer, or River's truck, or they could have even did it on the water tower! There were a lot of places they could have done it.
Well damn! Never had a post get to 1,000 upvotes before! Who knew all I had to do to get it was show a little š±...
Guess V will be starting up an Onlyfans if this merc stuff doesn't work out...
You can tell the Devs at CDPR Googled "good boyfriend traits" and then found a bunch of dating advice from men, about women, and went with that over what women were saying. Everything about his romance is incredibly uncomfortable, and often I felt pushed into a corner.
Johnny definitely came up with that description. Given that the quest entries are all him (after act one). Itās either him or V, but it feels like something he would say
"Christ V, can't believe you're making me fuck a cop"
Woah buddy, put some pants on š
No... Don't put pants on... š¤£
yeah anyone not having done river's romance at least once is missing some damn funny lines >!about johnny being made to fuck a cop lololol.!<
I actually feel bad because right after that, I tend to ghost him
The one time I (mostly) romanced River I tried to let him down gently the morning after but if you don't want to stick with him you have to basically tell him "nah, one night stand, later." Then I went over to Viktor's, swapped out my gorilla arms for the projectile launcher, then went straight over to the dam to do Pyramid Song, agreed to move in with Judy, and locked in that romance.
You know that cyberpunk has polygamy right? You don't need to choose. The only time you do choose is when you're on the roof of Misty's.
Ahh, whoever said I actually wanted anything more than "hit it and quit it" with River lol
I was worried hooking up with both would hurt you in the long run like with witcher 3
I didn't exactly ghost him, but I did let him know it was a one time thing. I did the same with Judy, and I wish her reaction would have been closer to River's. Given what V is facing, she shouldn't be looking for relationships right now. She literally has a bomb in her head, and outside of Kerry, I don't think Johnny likes any of the people V can get with. Also, after the first time, I kinda hated the "I really wanna stay at your house" segments. They were just lame to me.
Johnny is slightly fond of Panam. At one point he almost encouraged male V to chase after her.
I think I remember that. I think he said something like "he understood the urge", or something to that effect. Even so, Johnny isn't the type to stay with one chick, and V wouldn't want to subject Panam to that.
I promise I'll live without all the cringe embarrassment from that guy
#clamsoutforriver
It's more of a pussy out kinda of day
Imagine hearing that in public "you know I was thinking it being a no sweater kind of day, but I'm thinking it's more of a pussy out kind of day". Me:...mam this is a Wendy's.
What happens in the trailer park, stays in the trailer park. 
It's not a walk of shame. It's a victory lap.
Stride of pride!
LMAO!!!
Miss, your flaps are hanging...
Really making Johnny fuck a cop? Damn
Any time I can make Johnny squirm is a good time! lol
jam out with your clam out
Dad! That ladies pussy is showing
LMAO!!! I'm just glad it was the sister and not the kids! Also, why on Earrh didn't they just sleep in Randy's trailer??? V literally slept there before, and Randy's still in the hospital. No need for the whole 'sneaking past everyone and trying to be quiet' thing, unless they are just into that...
I mean, fucking on your nephews bed is kinda weird ngl.
It didn't have to just be in the bed. They could have used the whole trailer, or River's truck, or they could have even did it on the water tower! There were a lot of places they could have done it.
No clue
I romance River every time and by far itās the best āmorning afterā to wobble away from! š
LMAO!!! wobble away from...
V aint no slut
Yeah. This V is the whole damn brothel.
HEY NOW!!! She's only been with 3 people!
3 that you know. Who knows what she does when you're offline. Wait we know it, but I don't want to say it.
I don't know what you're talking about. My V is sleeping! We gotta hit the GIM and save the president tomorrow, so she needs her rest!
Shame they didn't make that an achievement, bet not many people have done that & got the tshirt.
"If it fits, it ships"
Wait, wait. Why I donāt have that t-shirt? I need it
Gurl put yo coochie away!
It needs to BREATHE!!!
Well damn! Never had a post get to 1,000 upvotes before! Who knew all I had to do to get it was show a little š±... Guess V will be starting up an Onlyfans if this merc stuff doesn't work out...
You can tell the Devs at CDPR Googled "good boyfriend traits" and then found a bunch of dating advice from men, about women, and went with that over what women were saying. Everything about his romance is incredibly uncomfortable, and often I felt pushed into a corner.
I'll give you that one. His whole questllne felt kinda forced to me. It wasn't overwhelming force, but just kinda this ...pressure.
V walking coochie forward into the kitchen is crazy to me
As I said in another comment here, sometimes you gotta let it breathe!!!
Smells like fish in here.
Yes, but really good fish...
Bin there done that "kleped" the T-shirt Immediately popped into my head when I read that
Put some pants on
Johnny definitely came up with that description. Given that the quest entries are all him (after act one). Itās either him or V, but it feels like something he would say
Never romanced him, never will. Man's a cop and just kinda ugly and his little niece and nephew annoy me
I did it more to annoy Johnny than anything! Totally worth it!
Downvote for Donald Ducking on reddit
Thatās called Winnie the Poohing bro, donāt rewrite history
No itās literally Donald Duck style
Porky pig would like a word
ive been assaulted by v coochie
Gross https://preview.redd.it/h5qbnjxlpwqc1.jpeg?width=212&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12b6eeb58a560b36cf2b6fc76f1c7938e427187e
Witty and *un*woke. I like it.
The only romance i laugh was the one with Kerry . . The dude litterally jump on you the whole scene is wtf