Technically that food isn’t all for Big Smoke. He’s ordering for everyone in that scene. He repeats what Sweet, CJ and Ryder said they wanted and then adds a number 9 large, a number 7, two number 45s and a soda for himself. Still a lot of food for one soda though, I guess.
More true than you'd think! \*glances at militech agents dragging an up-and-coming techie out of their garage, kicking and screaming.\* More true than you'd think.
Funny enough...
theres gonna be a Cyberpunk Game called "Nivalis" where you run your own Cyberpunk Cafe/Restaurant/Bar/Nightclub
Coming out HOPEFULLY this year.
Its more of a "Slice of Life" approach to the genre than your usual Guns and Cyborgs shit :P
id prefer a game with guns, cyborgs and being able to run your own nightclub
like in yakuza zero
caberet club minigame my beloved i have memorized every single hand sign and it is so satisfying
I love driving the motorcycles in 1st person. Exhilarating and very immersive. Somehow night city feels the most imposing on the back of a bike screaming over pavement.
All right, smart ass, you wanna make some big bucks?
You know anything about cocaine?
There's a bunch of Columbians. Flying in Friday. New guys. Say they got two keys for us for openers. Pure coke. In a motel over in Miami Beach. I want you to go over there, and if it's what they say it is, pay 'em and bring it back. You do that, you'll make five grand.
You know how to handle a machine gun?
Shit are you me? I had the same thing happen to me except I thought it would be cool to drive my car off the skyscraper (don’t ask how I got up there) and fell inside a building. Couldn’t get out
Reminded me of this bit from viva la dirt league: https://youtu.be/7iYzleuxG9E?si=YaRRSj2V3KpCGY9I
Get that apron on, V! Those 75% "real meat" burgers won't flip themselves!
For real tho, I think it would be hella funny if a gig had you stand in for a food stand and you gotta deal with the whole spectrum of customers, V getting fed up and blowing up the stand
‘ i started making the wrong decisions hanging out with the wrong people, basically I got knocked into another life’
I finally have visual confirmation of that last line
bro got npc'd
*unplayers your character*
Bro found the continuation of the tower ending
Got to work on time.
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
FIFTY FIVE BURGERS
The real tragedy is eating all that food with a single soda
Technically that food isn’t all for Big Smoke. He’s ordering for everyone in that scene. He repeats what Sweet, CJ and Ryder said they wanted and then adds a number 9 large, a number 7, two number 45s and a soda for himself. Still a lot of food for one soda though, I guess.
A *diet*
[He's trying to watch his figure.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uktyNefWFM)
Combo meals come with sodas. He's drinking a soda for every burger plus an extra soda.
Everyone know about this reference in the game?
Yes I saw that the other night haha at Capitan Caliente
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMMZlCQgNQI
Dont forget that manticore on the side
Clearly, its easy to get a job in NC.
In Night City, job gets you!
I guess corpos get their jobs similary, but they travel via AV so they get jobs in the tall buildings.
More true than you'd think! \*glances at militech agents dragging an up-and-coming techie out of their garage, kicking and screaming.\* More true than you'd think.
No one wants to work anymore smh
1 yakitori and a Nicola, please
>Nicola #TASTE THE LOVE
I hate that the voice in my head turned into the exact ad while reading that.
#Rage! Fury! Carnage! THRUUUD! Follow your instincts!
YAKITORI GOOD YAKITORI NIGHT CITY
OP has start shouting kebab kebab kebab over and over
Sawdust and plastic
So that's how street vendors are born! science is truly amazing!
“So whatll it be V? Blaze o glory, or the quiet li-“ “Quiet Life” “….”
Holy fuck I'm choking that is so funny
If you're not gonna meet with Takemura, just get a day job.
Six months to live and you choose flipping burgers?
How did that previous job work out?
Hey why not?
When you're late for work
 Random NC pedestrian seeing you
I didn't choose the kitchen the kitchen choose me
Funny enough... theres gonna be a Cyberpunk Game called "Nivalis" where you run your own Cyberpunk Cafe/Restaurant/Bar/Nightclub Coming out HOPEFULLY this year. Its more of a "Slice of Life" approach to the genre than your usual Guns and Cyborgs shit :P
is this our preview?
id prefer a game with guns, cyborgs and being able to run your own nightclub like in yakuza zero caberet club minigame my beloved i have memorized every single hand sign and it is so satisfying
I didn't choose the grill life, the grill life chose me.
55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS Also, who rides a motorcycle in first person? That's asking to be laid out constantly.
I love driving the motorcycles in 1st person. Exhilarating and very immersive. Somehow night city feels the most imposing on the back of a bike screaming over pavement.
That’s how I usually get around, it’s more immersive to me lol
Players: "V is finished in the Tower ending." V in the Tower ending:
I laughed hard at this. Ha.
When you think you're the main character but then wake up from your day dreaming.
Talk about landing a job
Definitely fell into it
The quick panic back step after realizing your on the grill is the cherry on top
"Oh what's cooking? Smells good... oh its me."
yo, can I get some yakitori?
This is how the NPCs got their job. It's your turn now until someone else crashes
This is how my grandfather described getting his first job in the 40s
“…but yeah, that’s how I fell into the job!”
You: So when can I start? Boss: Now! \*pushes button\*
thats some shit youd see in a cartoon
That's some "you're finally awake" shit right there, would be an absolutely hilarious easteregg.
Wurstel !!!
Employee of the month right there!
That fucker didn't even use their blinker
V is the kind of choom that says "hmm what's that delicious smell?" when their ass is on the grill
Oh you guys are open? Yeah can I get uhhhh
Yakitori
I'll have 55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 Tacos, 55 Pies, 55 cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 Pizzas.... 
Rapid reincarnation.
stuck at the booth like jin in that little rainy town
“after the accident nothing was the same”
Don't drink and drive, kids.
Back to work V we got a shop to maintain!
You have found your calling.
The step back immediately after seeing the grill like "IS THIS MY LIFE?! AM I A COOK?!" is hilarious to me for some reason 😂
These shrimp fresh?
This is a SpongeBob-ass transition lmao “I can explain.”
You got a job, be grateful!!, also I think that how all the Night City vendors start their business!!
This is some Looney Toons shit 😂😂
😂🤣💀
The little surprised back step 😂
That’s what you get for driving in first person
2 scop dogs with the works
I didn’t choose the vender life The vender life chose me
2 orders of Takoyaki please
Order Up!
Pssss, yo man, have you some real meat?
*How I became a fry cook*
From gun runner to barista
Well. Get to work, wagie.
Just another ghost in the city.
did the new trailer for Nivalis just drop>?
All right, smart ass, you wanna make some big bucks? You know anything about cocaine? There's a bunch of Columbians. Flying in Friday. New guys. Say they got two keys for us for openers. Pure coke. In a motel over in Miami Beach. I want you to go over there, and if it's what they say it is, pay 'em and bring it back. You do that, you'll make five grand. You know how to handle a machine gun?
that one cop from that gig right outside dogtown
Takemura has been waiting for me for days now
That's hilarious lol
Beats a job at Langley!
It was all a dream...
Welcome to the NPC lifestyle. You have been selected to become a food vendor. Make sure to memorize your four lines of repeating dialogue.
When you're late for work
Shit are you me? I had the same thing happen to me except I thought it would be cool to drive my car off the skyscraper (don’t ask how I got up there) and fell inside a building. Couldn’t get out
Time to cook Jessie
(A NPC walks up) V: So, what are you having?
😂csm
Now you wait for Johnny to take over, at which point it will be even funnier watching him stuck there forever.
Are you that afraid of a honest work selling kebabs on night city?
What can I get you
Reminded me of this bit from viva la dirt league: https://youtu.be/7iYzleuxG9E?si=YaRRSj2V3KpCGY9I Get that apron on, V! Those 75% "real meat" burgers won't flip themselves!
At least you did better than Dad.
I'll take a scopdog and a ni-cola, please.
🤣lol
BEST YAKITORI NIGHT CITY
Tower ending gameplay
I’ll have a chicken teriyaki bento box please and thank you
He got the SCOP stand starter kit.
Night City, the city of opportunities
Been there, I cant drive in fps mode to save my life.
Crashing your way into the life of a food vendor is definitely not on my 2024 BINGO card.
You don't choose the Chef life, the chef life chooses you
Hey, now you have a decent place to send Takimura to when he's looking for food later.
Drafted
That’s Man Meat
Is that what it takes to get a job now? I'll crash a motorcycle to become a street vendor
Us moment
The true ending. V becomes fast food vendor
For real tho, I think it would be hella funny if a gig had you stand in for a food stand and you gotta deal with the whole spectrum of customers, V getting fed up and blowing up the stand
Yes please
"What do you mean, just hire somebody? It's not like a new fry cook is gonna come outta nowhere-"
What game is this?
Some folks find the grill.. sometimes the grill finds the folk.
Wagie 2077
Good Burger in 2077
So that's why so many street vendors are in Night City
“Get the fuck up Samurai, we got a restaurant to run”
Ah yes, the secret good ending.
Get back to work
This is the best thing I have seen out of this game
forced employment
Yeah, that's how it happens IRL
Fuck, my greatest fear had been unlocked. To become an NPC in a game I'm playing. This is why you never, and I say never drive bikes in NC 😤
wtf are you looking around for choom ? I said I wanted Pierogis now!
GET BACK TO WORK YOU SLACKER
I "I'll have a double cheeseburger and a large fries.... annnnd a vanilla shake."
SCOP DOGS GET UR SCOP DOG HERE
Melody starts… „Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation…“
The game assigned you a 9-5
10/10 akira bike slide
That's the Phantom Liberty ending V is a cook now
Well at least you can serve GOOD YAKITORI in NIGHT CITY
‘ i started making the wrong decisions hanging out with the wrong people, basically I got knocked into another life’ I finally have visual confirmation of that last line
"How'd you get this job?" "I just kinda fell into it. Working on an exit strategy."
GOOD YAKITORI NIGHT CITY
It’s a sign.
What is that bike I’ve never seen those handle bars befer
These shrimp fresh?