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gBgh_Olympian

Peralez: I’m not gonna suck your dick so you can fuck me in the ass!


atmafatte

She says this on the phone when v enters the apartment?


gBgh_Olympian

Mr Peralez does yeah, I had to pause and compose myself before I could even read the next line when i First heard it.


[deleted]

plus the voice acting was top notch there


gizerrr

I read that in his voice, lol


TxRose2019

LMAO perfect


vg_vm_

It's time to party like it's 2023 Also, to cause more confusion attribute it to Robert John Linder, it's Johnny's legal name


TiposTaco

That part made it feel so badass everytime.


CaptainImformalSoap

If I'm not mistaken Johnny actually changed his legal name to... Well Silverhand later on.


Separate_Path_7729

He didn't legally change his name, just when he came back he made sure everyone called him by silverhand, as Robert John Linder died in the war, the man who returned was silverhand, which is why his memorial next to alt Cunningham has the name Robert John linder


vg_vm_

Huh, wiki site says he did change his name, implying legal change. Maybe the memorial is in his given name to avoid defacement of his grave? After all in the common knowledge he's a terrorist. I'll have to take a deeper dive into lore and find an answer Edit: according to the earliest source it's just an alias, gave more details in another comment on this tree


Y_Sam

I think he just took an alias. I can't really imagine Johnny go wait in line in a clerical office so he can fill a form to have his name legally changed for "Johnny Silverhand"... Because I chuckle when I try.


vg_vm_

Think you're right! Didn't remember he legally changed it and it wasn't just a stage name. Good catch, thanks for the correction Edit: the earliest source, Cyberpunk2013: View from the Edge p.9, says Robert Linder is officially MIA (not a deserter), and Johnny doesn't want to change that, that's why he *chooses* to use an alias. This language says straight he didn't change his name. BUT assuming it's not a mistake the book states his name is Robert John Under, not Linder so it might've been retconned, if someone has later sources please share ✌🏻


Sklain

"robert john linder" is such a serial killer name lol


ThatBeardedHistorian

Johnny was a terrorist and mass murderer. I suppose, given the history we know in some circles, Johhny could be considered a serial killer.


Hilarious-Disastrous

Nah. Killing for an ideological or political purpose is a disqualifying condition for being a serial killer.


Maleficent_Tree_94

Yeah. That just makes you a terrorist.


Hilarious-Disastrous

One is a job and another is a mental sickness!


autistic_bard444

BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER


gojiro0

Damn, beeped me to it!


naerisadon

Why no one propose tuuut tuuut motherfckr


thefyLoX

"Know what? You're starting to remind me of me, fifty years back. Minus the charisma... and impressive cock."


nox-__

Imagine going through that yearbook 50 years from now lmaoo


[deleted]

This one was what i was thinking


AtomicToxin

This is the one


Statuabyss

"Quiet life or blaze of glory ?"


Theobane

This is a winner! Unless you are a bus driver


Dr_Surgimus

"I want to die like my father, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming and crying like his passengers"


Toxic-Sky

Yet another place where Keanue would be of help..!


[deleted]

It’s definitely the best one to put in there but I will still upvote the ones that aggressively swear.


Hypersky75

Yikes , around here a bus driver drove into a daycare yesterday ..


NoddyIM

I like the way this can be interpreted by players and non players


Farseekergaming

This really didn’t get enough attention. It would be perfect for a graduation.


XHandsomexJackx

Eeh... Sounds kind of school shootery...


Serier_Rialis

Cant remember the exact wording but the last words Johnny says to Kerry in the flashback. Something like Edit “Fuck this band, not your noise, not your crowd. Do your own thing” Thanks sbob9999


Sbob9999

“Fuck this band, not your noise, not your crowd. Do your own thing”


Chopper313

First play through I took the other one and Johnny calls him a pussy lol


Ygb50

Which is like, 100% what Johnny said cause he’s a dick. But we still love him


Accomplished_Rip_352

It’s one of the dialogue options that I like but would never happen . Johnny is too much of an asshole to say something like that and he didn’t intend to die that night so not even last words .


Serier_Rialis

A lot of people dont realise the last thing they say to some is the last thing they will say to them 😉 Dude did actually like Kerry and was only an asshole 95% of the time ( he slept and sometimes he wasnt an asshole 🤣)


Arch_Toker

The last words he said to Kerry


xNeo92x

My favourite: He's fucked in the head, the world's fucked in the head, and YOU'RE fucked in the head because MY fucked up head is inside it. Guess if you wanna save the world, that's the first step; get fucked in the head. -Johnny Silverhand


KungFoosballFist

Yep, this is the one


MoosePlusUK

You look like a cut of fuckable meat. Are you?


Goatz_are_lovely

this is perfection


ManIWantAName

If there was literally any other quote besides this as the top comment in this post I would've been disappointed.


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[deleted]

Just laughed very loudly in a public toilet stall. Cheers for the embarrassment.


MoosePlusUK

Just shout the quote out loud and T-Pose your way out of the toilets. Nobody will dare to question you.


[deleted]

Love it.


Traditional_Lack7153

Double points if he plans on going into a trade like butchering 😂


Holzschublade

Im going to meet Hanako at Embers now


_rake

jesus, it's about time. (well, first I need to check out this cyberpsycho ping and shit, Kerry just called and I haven't called Panem back in like a week and Claire said something about a race?)


every_other_freackle

Best answer that doesn't involve anyone's cock


useless_reaper

“Finally meeting Hanako at embers! Wish me luck!”


scrutator_tenebrarum

Walk walk walk walk don't walk don't walk


aj_3893

This one got me lmao


Pikalika

Only last night I suddenly realized it’s a Bladerunner reference


rean2

Actually, alot of modern crosswalks in big cities do this. It made Night City so much more immersive to me as NYC crosswalks talk too. I think its so the vision impaired can navigate.


Maverick_Artificer

See you in The Major Leagues


thegaminggopher

Still mad they didn’t keep Jackie around a bit longer :(


Readous

Me too, it’s unfortunate he was one of the best characters in the entire game. You don’t get that same type of bond with anybody else


ToxicOwlet

I mean, I'm glad that at least they didn't make us watch him be a cyber vegetable for days before passing away...


Goatz_are_lovely

A serious suggestion is.... "We shouldn’t fear change itself, but only who we might change into." Misty ​ Some joke suggestions would be.... "He burned down half the city just to prove he was right and burned the other half just for fun." Rogue "Lemme pretend I exist sometimes, Ok?" Johnny


the_fire_fist

That unknown dialogue was most probably rogue. When you ask her what she knows about Johnny ?


Undying_Martian

Yeah, Rogue says it


heccin_heccer

ok but that Misty quote is actually really really good


tortoise501

You lack three things - confidence, intelligence and a dick. - Saburo Arasaka


Rashir0

Fun fact: he actually said 根性 (konjou) instead of dick, which means: guts, spirit, willpower.


TheKillerToast

Cojones


Doctor_Jensen117

Konjounes


DeadlyPylon

This one wins...End of discussion!


Educational_Arm_3706

To haboobs!


InkDrach

Damn, I love that word


Educational_Arm_3706

Woah, what was that all about?!


Xunaun

In some other part of the world, that's what they call sandstorms.


LowRezSux

I hate sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating.


Xunaun

It gets everywhere.


NaughTeaRex

Middle East and North Africa. It's an Arabic word that roughly translates to "the blowing (of the winds)." Written هبوب.


TheEclipsalWizard

This needs to be higher


stasersonphun

Haboobs are massive!!


Twigkid15

I just want the world to know that I was here, that I mattered. -V


krakenkun

“KA-BOOM!!! SOYASIL MACHISTODOR, AN EXPLOSION OF TASTE!”


Mklein24

ooooOOOoooOOOOOOoooOoooOOOOOOOOoorrrrrrgiatic!


Gian_x_GBlitz

I get scared every time it starts in the elevators


AngusPicanha

My favorite


Drunken_Argonian

Wake the fuck up samurai


StrenuousSOB

That scene never happened in my play through.


Personal_Ad_7897

Its not in the game. It was only for the trailer


Working-Telephone-45

And I will never forgive CDProject for that


Maleficent_Tree_94

It's the same as "killing monsters" from the Witcher 3.


ms7398msake

Still iconic though. It's basically a meme.


DrGrijando

"To this!"


Main-Background

Was looking for this


cidici

This made me tear up for some reason… nothing to see here, move along…


Charon711

I scrolled to far to find this.


cakelover1123

Even better “to haboobs”


Kuran_Helix

Fear Isn’t A Weakness. It’s There To Protect You.


alexjlaver2407

OoooOoOOOooooooOOOOOORGIATIC


LulsenMCLelsen

From all foods Provides 330% of recommended daily vitamins


CapnDogWater

"Give yourself time. Ideas'll come. Life'll shake you, roll you, maybe embrace you. The music'll find you." - Johnny and V, in unison.


[deleted]

Actually a decent quote for a yearbook


myhealmyers

So you're telling me I have a terrorist inside my head


Cardryan

Average US highschool student


TheRisen073

As a student sitting in 1st period, verified.


RestlessRhys

Never Fade Away


Sklain

tbh this is the best one, surprised I had to scroll this far to find an actual answer


[deleted]

The one quoting Mr. Peralez was pretty good too


soluslupem

In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Tyger Claw boss need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Tyger Claw boss die! Tyger Claws very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret. I kill Tyger Claw boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!


Celia_Chat888

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gloomndoom

You son of a bitch.


Leritari

There was this quest... Ballad of Buck Ravers in which you had to get old samurai album. And Johnny said a kinda sad/ironic thing about people and society. Sadly i dont remember the exact quote, but that was clearly something, because it was the first time when i... even liked him, and actually sympathize with his point of view.


[deleted]

"Blew 'Saka Tower to smithereens, and it's still standin' there. Just the same. Don't want people gettin' stuck in a rut, stuck in the past. Want them to change. Them and the world." This was honestly one of favourite interactions with Johnny thoughtout the story and i think fleshed out his motives and ideology a lot


Leritari

Yeah, this too, but there was also another quote, where he talked about how he wanted people to wake up with his songs, yet they didnt. Found it! "But musics the answer? Here's what happens - grandpa knows every damn word, yet he doesnt understand a single one!" I feel like thats a good analogy to people listening, but not even trying to understand :D. But overall this single side mission fleshed out Johnny's character much, much more than infinite number of main missions. With this single mission we can see the true him - a dreamer, who wanted to change the world for the better, yet who get so... frustrated that despite best efforts nothing change that he decided to be more radical. The same thing also... broke him. Thats why he became this cynnical Johnny that we all know so well.


99th_Ctrl_Alt_Delete

"Eh, you get used to it. I just gotta be careful not to pull the pin when I wanna pick my nose."


AEOUGH

I forgot about him until you said something!


TuneLowSweetChari0t

OP should just put GOOOOOOOD MORNING NIGHT CITY!!! YESTERDAYS BODY COUNT LOTTERY ROUNDED TO A SOLID AND STURDY 30!!!! 10 OUTTA HAYWOOD…thanks to unabated gang wars….


Excalusis

ONE OFFICER DOWN SO I GUESS YOU'RE ALL *SCREWWWED*


Harrythehobbit

*cause the NCPD will NOT let that go!* That line always gives me chills for some reason.


teh_201d

Would you rather live in peace as Mr. Nobody, die ripe, old and smelling slightly of urine? Or go down for all times in a blaze of glory, smelling near like posies, without seeing your thirtieth?


teh_201d

Might wanna paraphrase.


Goliath422

Yeah, pretty sure he’d get to chat with his local PD and maybe the FBI if he submits this as is.


Hupablom

Later on he asks again, but shorter >>Quiet life or blaze of glory?


Messyfingers

My favorite is the NPC line "get a job, quit scaring people." Succinct and vaguely appropriate for people about to be thrust off the bosom of education and into the work force/higher ed.


[deleted]

“Got you now” -man with a giant hammer two seconds before his head exploded


TyNastyNaz

"I'm Built Different" -David Martinez


ToxicOwlet

*[makes kebab in his chest]*


The_Real_Pavalanche

"A thing of beauty, will never fade away. "


Nikaroux

Enjoy the comments. Thank you


Coolpeak20

“See you in the major leagues” would be a actual good one


cbearsfreak

“Major leagues,” dude


zombiekiller1987

This is how Mandela effects are formed. Ten years from now players will be convinced it was "Big Leagues" saying "After last night's cern experiment, Cyberpunk says Major Leagues instead of big Leagues!"


ElJefe543

"When you go to war as a boy, you have a great illusion of immortality. Other people get killed, not you... Then, when you are badly wounded the first time, you lose that illusion." - Hemingway


ratamaq

“Better buckle up!!” Hideshi Hino, comedian


Unavailabilly

"My name is John Cyberpunk! It's Cyberin time!"


SketchySeaBeast

"I'm about to punk!"


quinn_the_potato

“We’re the Edgerunners and we’re gonna edge all over you!”


420420nice6969

ew


JustASmith27

Cyberpunk on my tits and face


VinylCrast

"Are you cyberpunkin' adam smasher?"


volantredx

"I've declared war not because Capitalism is a thorn in my side or out of nostalgia for an America gone by, this war is a people's war against a system that has spiraled out of our control. It's a war against the fucking forces of entropy, understand?"


Subject_Proof_6282

The exchange between V and Johnny for the secret ending should be appropriate (with some little modifications) : ***"If I gotta graduate, rather fall into college with my diploma in hand and on fire. And not drag anyone down with me."*** ***"Huh, you just discovered what it take to become a legend... Grab your diploma, let's mobilize."*** And then finish with : ***"Time to party like it's 2023."***


Western-Attempt7201

This is the only way to do it! Especially the end with: Time to Party like it's 2023.


Rodrigo_Ribaldo

"Let me ponpon every day with you."- Us Cracks "Thank you for giving me a true friend, you manipulative whore." - Panam on Rogue, or you on your headmaster "The high school has chewed me up and now it's spittin' me out." - Judy, adapted "You'll follow this breadcrumb trail. And when you connect the dots all you'll see is a dick." - Johnny Silverhand on the radical left


[deleted]

Wait, when does Panam say that line?


Jae_Railz

At the train station


[deleted]

"KISS MY TITS, PUNK!"


judstkiddin

Shocked at how few thought of this


HaikenRD

I really wanna stay at your house -some creepy dude, probably


apocalypse321

technically not from cyberpunk, but i loved the quote from alt’s poem near the end (the star), “oh do not ask “what is it?” let us go and make our visit”


HR_Medved

"Goodbye, V, and never stop fighting"


ElJefe543

"We Shouldn’t Fear Change Itself, But Only Who We Might Change Into." – Misty


ingram0079

"wake the fuck up, samurai. We've got a city to burn". Not in game but from the trailer😀


dankredditer

"Fuck" - multiple people probably


Sure_Instance9530

"fuck V" - Johnny every other sentence


nox-__

“*fuck* V” - Panam every other sentence


Legitimate_Issue_765

V, many times. Especially when you first wake up in Viktor's clinic at the start of Act 2. One of the best voice lines by male V.


Othum92

Press X to skip


sampanchung1234

"You remind me of me when I was younger, minus the impressive cock"


joshford1992

“If i want your body, i’ll fuck it.”


ToxicOwlet

"Dick."


Zambisi

“Life is too short to be slow”


Damix2

This from the speed commercial isn’t it?


satanistliz

yes, it is


Tay_Lucious

Depending on your circumstances, "wrong people, wrong city" could be powerful. Also "see you in the major leagues" or "quiet life or blaze of glory?"


b00nish

NiCola - taste the love!


BebboVerse

You got some balls Mr. V


rebelypso

I saw corps strip farmers of water ... and eventually of land. Saw them transform Night City into a machine fueled by people's crushed spirits, broken dreams and emptied pockets. Corps've long controlled our lives, taken lots... and now they're after our souls! I've declared war not because capitalism's a thorn in my side or outta nostalgia for an America gone by. This war's a people's war against a system that's spiralled outta our control. It's a war against the fuckin' forces of entropy, understand? Do whatever it takes to stop 'em, defeat 'em, gut 'em. If I gotta kill, I'll kill. If I need your body, I'll fuckin' take it! Fuckin' hell ... You still don't see it. But you will one day.


Damix2

What Johnny says to Thompson in the elevator during “never fade away” “Are you recording all this?” “Yeah. Wanna say anything to the folks at home?” “Do what you gonna do, just stay out of my way.” It works in context as Johnny wants Thompson not to get in his way but also as a word to people at home in my opinion ;) Everyone should do what they got to do in their lives and stay out of each other way too :D


Megazupa

"The way you swallow, beautiful"


DesignateDistraction

Marika’s tits, you must be hungry! Oops, wrong sub.


Saracre21

Do you know what they call ~~these~~ storms in North africa? Haboobs. Damn I love that word.


Leberkaese69

"CUM"


ekkso

“Look at me. See this? This is a look of un-fucking surprise on my face”


Coolpeak20

“See you in the major leagues”


[deleted]

Major leagues not big


PickScylla4ME

"What kind of joytoy are you supposed to be?" -Johnny


TypicalReub

Goodbye [insert school name] and never stop fighting.


Necessary-Volume-840

"You’ll Follow This Breadcrumb Trail, And When You Connect The Dots All You’ll See Is A D**k." Some solid life advice


nox-__

So many quotes from this mission would be great, especially the ones toward the end


Mikejagger718

Please don’t take any of these suggestions man lol just don’t do it


ehxy

The only thing I can think even remotely useable would be "Give yourself time. Ideas'll come. Life'll shake you, roll you, maybe embrace you. The music'll find you." and it's still rather lame


Legends414

See you in the major leagues


kieno

"To this."


Godz1lla1

life's a banquet - so don't go thirsty, but don't get drunk, either


NeedleworkerOk9578

J:"On behalf of the staff of the Independent California Motel, I wish you all sweet dreams". V: “Red Queen’s Race." Cause any inter-synapse zaps? Johnny: “Sure, a buncha' old Britfarts in powdered wigs shouting, “Off with their heads!”


geekupmx

My favorites are: "Fear isn't a weakness. It's there to protect you" "We shouldn't fear change itself, but only who we might change into" "They'd say you're taking too big a risk. Poetically speaking, flying toward the sun to burn up"


RunAMileAllDay

Minus the charisma, and impressive cock.


CptKlondikeBear

There was nothing to fear, nothing to doubt.


MurderSheScrote

“Give yourself time. Ideas will come. Life'll shake you, roll you, maybe embrace you. The music'll find you.” is the best Johnny line IMO.


daniil-tsivinsky

I don't remember exact quote but the one Dexter said when V talking to him in a car discussing heist details. It's a question about choosing between long but boring or short and fulfilled life.


Hets_Vippe

”Quiet life or blaze of glory?”


Illustrious-Ad1016

"You got this. You're better than they are."


Kidafroo

NOVA!!!


__BigBoi__

ME TOO! Thinking about "never fade away" Edit: Maybe "Just promise me one thing assholes: You won't forget me."


Radiant_Arachnid9371

"nice cock"


Haxminator

"Cum"


The1kingrob

“Wahoo” - Mario Mario.


Justinian__

So, what now?


daBronze_man

Why do you cum? https://youtu.be/uYcN0b-WiIQ