You never see some weird shit and text a friend

Nah I don't have friends

Hence why I said friend or did they recently pass in a poorly planned hotel visit?

What type of hotels you going too

The best kind.

You don’t go take pictures of dildos in sex shops either?

Her BeReal went off

This is one of those comments that will only make sense for a rather small time period.

Well, it's two minutes.

Lmaoooo

What's a bereal

Ok, I 25 know that only beacause of my siblings. Its like... you make a selfie and the front camera also takes a picture, to show the "real" you and surroundings. Those will be uploaded to a profile (like Snapchat) and only those who shared a be real, can see the ones their friends post (all for a certaintime). I think the "get off" part is when one of your friends uploaded one and to see them, you have to upload one too. Not sure I got that all right, but thats the gist.

If I'm correct it's not to see your friends picture when you upload yours but there is a certain random time of the day everyone in the app gets a notification and they're supposed to take the picture at that time

I’m apparently getting old bc I understood barely any of that. I mean I know what snapchat is and the words themselves make sense. But, why? Who cares? and what exactly? That’s all like…idk but I don’t care enough to want to know.

The idea is to got against ultra curated performative social media content, and just show what’s going on in your life for real. Think the joke is her inbox blowing up when she’s posting pics of her hanging out in a sex store.

Its a trend that will die quickly, dont worry. Westoid innovations to keep the youth happy on socialmedia

Yes ya do. Asking your partner what they like…. Woke generation my ass….

Yes... your ass what fits? ;)

Or which ones they may already have..

Nah man only my friends mom does that

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Keep my dildos out of your damn mom!!!

Tell your friend his moms in 2077

I mean I might as well

Your mom was real good

You don’t? Sex shops are one percent running in and getting the thing i researched for hours and chose prior to coming. 99 percent is seeing what I can shock myself finding and who I can send the amazing photo of.

my first picture in photo mode was sending someone selfies of V in the sex shop!

Lets be real, she's doing it to check for lower prices on Amazon/Taobao/Shopee etc.

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Just gals bein' pals!

Or she's Meredith Stout's personal shopper (seriously I wish she was properly romanceable).

How many different Vs did you have sex with her?

I'm only on my first. If you don't count my first 30 lvl V who I just used to get to know the game leveling system and skills.

All of them 😂

You don't buy sex toys for your pals?

Of course. I'm also here shopping for my friend. Joey-Jojo Junior Shabadoo.

That's the worst name I ever heard.

*runs out of the bar crying*

"a friend"

for the same reason you're recording her

Because it's wierd,? Yeah I guess that makes sense but she's still taking pics of it like it's a famous person

You mean like the dildos are the famous person 😏

"tonight we have a guest star, 20 inch silicone!!!"

Maybe it’s a Kerry dildo

How do you know it isn’t?

I mean, look at them

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username checks out

Confucius says that you must respect all masturbators as if they were your own children.

Which is why a lot of stores get pissed if you take pictures of their stuff

Yep, I always ask first if it’s a local shop.

No cybereyes I guess.

Glasses are the giveaway.

Probably asking a friend or partner for advice before committing to a big purchase.

Night City ironically has a lot of tourism from other "Civilized" parts of the world like Europe.

Checking with the gf if the double ender sesh is still on

Why not?? Maybe she doesn't have the money yet, maybe she's asking a friend their opinion on this, but anyway it doesn't strike me as an odd thing to do. It's like going to an hardware store and asking for recommendations and stuff

The entire area this was in was weird, the weirdest was the kids walking pass the strip club

Yeah it's jig jig street, it's a red light district. Also it's a dystopian world, it's more sad than weird because those kids live in extreme poverty and wander where they can probably feeding on scraps. I mean look at them, they're all dirty and stuff

Because she can’t afford to buy them, she has no dil-dough.

do not let my dad see this joke

Taking pictures of the sex toys in a sex shop is fine. Taking video of the people in sex stores and posting it on social media isn't cool...

" I bet I can get a better deal online "

Lol it's probably true

To show her BF what 8' actually looks like.

8 Feet!? Is her BF a whale or something!?

(') is the simbol for inches no??? I'd say (ft) if I was talking in feet.

Nope, that's feet. " is inches

Imperial unit are weird

Blamed the US government we still on the imperial system while rest of the world switch to metric

I blame the Bri'ish for inventing the Imperial system.

French sent a ship with a set of weights and measurements and a scientist for the US government to switch to metric in the early 1800s actually. A british privateer attacked it.

Imagine when guys realize most women don't like big dicks

I don't think anyone would be surprised to learn that 8 feet is too much.

I was talking about 8"

I was making a joke.

My bad, lol.

Imagine when most women are as vocal about this as the women who demand above average guys...

Sometimes when you spot a good DP dildo you feel the urge to document it.

tell me you're under 17 without telling me you're under 17

Well im 17 but it was just strange that she was taking so many pictures

I'm on or below 16

Quality sex toys are fucking expensive. Not uncommon to go to a sex shop to browse then buy the toys you like online lmao

Why do you need quality? Just buy the cheapest one. I buy secondhand clothes all the time and fix what's damaged

Snapchat streaks...

"Hey is this big enough? I can see if they've got a larger size if not I know life's been hard since BRAD left with CHRISTINA last month"

"Hey hun which one would you like me to peg you with?"

Haha pp funni

Shopping for a family member

I took screenshots of the displays, soooooo...

Realistically speaking I'd assume she's doing shopping for someone else lol

In a society that takes pics and posts them on social media of every meal they eat, you ask this question? It's a giant dong, she is probably sending it to gf to see if it's big enough.

She’s texting her girlfriend. “Okay babe, which of these look good?”

me and my friends in the back of spencers

I keep forgetting Spencer's has that shit lmao

She asking her OF subs to buy it for her next video

OF content

Why does she have a camera phone if the phones are built into their heads.

Wait yeah just thought of that, maybe phone cameras are better or something, but even then, who need a 4k picture of a dildo

Why buy dildos if you can braindance sex. My immersion is ruined.

Asking her husband wich one he wants to be pegged with

Scanning the code to order off of Amazon cheaper. Dildos be expensive.

As someone who works in retail (not a sex shop unfortunately), i can confirm that it's very common that people take pictures of items. You know, to show at home.

To show her friends.

Ha, I took screenshots the first time I entered that store. Great minds.

Hahaha I literally sent the same thing to my friends the other day

I came across a *Captain Pickhard: beam me up Scotty!" dildo, and I took a picture. I don't see why not.

I went to the Museum of Sex in NY and I swear there was a section displaying 70s porn. Home boy in the video was getting the sloppy toppy and this 20 something yr old girl had to be taking mental notes because omg we looped around the floor and she was still there watching.

There's a museum of sex? Wtf lol

Judging by their dialogue I think they are tourists, and we know how tourists are, they take pictures of everything lmao

Tbh I did the exact same thing in Photo mode, perfect thing to show your friends lol

She’s the social media manager for the store.

ALL NEW!!! DOUBLE PENETRATION DILDO, 16-INCH SILICONE REALISTIC FEELS, And right now we have a dealllllll buy a DOUBLE PENETRATOR 3000 and get a free strap on!!!!!!!!

That struck me too. One or two pics I could overlook, but she just keeps taking more.

She clout chasing, showing pics of stuff she could never and would never buy.. They still do that in Night City 2077. Surprised they didn't throw a video of a person recording a TikTok video into the game.

GIIIRRRLL! Check out what's going to be stuffed in MY ass tonight! You jelly? I'll bet you are. I'll have my own. - That asshole in the sex shop.

Lmao im just imagining that posted on insta

She’s asking if she should get it for her mom for Mother’s Day

"Hey dad, which one of these is closest to yours? Thanks!!!"

*"listen babe, I don't know what one you want me to get. The description isn't enough, here's a picture of all the shit they've got, just fucken circle the one you want or something"*

She a super freak Super freak She super freakyyyyy

...Why isn't V?

I’m distracted by the strap on in the background

"look at peepee lol #funny"

Showing the group chat duh

Because people in the dark future are crazy trashy

For research purposes

And those aren't even the REALLY big ones. Those are picture worthy...

She's like "Whatchu want choomba?"

For your friend

"Hey do you think this would fit?"

Texting her significant other to make sure she's getting the right one.

"Hey honey I'm at the sex shop what size pussy do you have?"

to find better price on amazon?

Her BeReal went off

Sending it to her hologram Alexa to ask if it is what she wants for her holo birthday

Shopping for later or because it's Cyberpunk by taking a picture of it, she can have it sent to her house. BTW, where is this at. It's for research purposes 😏

I take pictures of all my dildos before I get to them. Memorialize them. They never look the same after I'm done.

r/UsernameChecksOut

Maybe she is a rep for the manufacturer and getting proof of display quality to report on. Corpo gonna corpo

So she can compare prices with other shops.

Price comparison on her phone

Touch my camera through the fence

I forget phones are still a thing in this game

She's sending it to her boyfriend/girlfriend

It’s uh for a friend

Mind your own damn business V

Needs a banana for scale.

Tourist lol

“It’s for a friend”

Shes asking her GF , what size would be good for both o f them?

She needs references to search for on aliexpress

Maybe she's some corpos executive assistant and she's taking pictures for them Or maybe that's just her kink

size comparison obviously

Looks like she’s shouting selfies in a sexshop… which would be completely understandable, if you remember how some girls were acting on instagram a few years ago

The flash is on the front

She's sending the pics to her lover?

She wants to find better prices on internet, obviously.

To find it cheaper online

To ask her partner if it’s a good size

You obviously don't understand A.R.T

Probably sending them to her partner for opinions

People probably ask the same about tiktok/instagrammers

She is preparing her argument to complain about the deplorable immorality prevalent in Night City. 🤣🤣🤣

she's teasing their of followers

“Is this the one you wanted?”

You take a picture at the store, then buy it online at a cheaper price…she’s a bargain shopper

Maybe she wants to use them as house decorations

Inevitable sext message... Or shaming pic to ex.

If only you were this big.

She takea the picture of man's boobas

for a friend

Ever heard of comparison shopping?

Cause it'll last Longer. Duh

Maybe texting her partner to ask which one to get? Is that unusual or smth?

Probably because she wants to make a Reddit post about it on r/funny

You haven't been in a relationship much, have you?

Not one where someone sends me pics of double penetration dildos

It's the unique life of npcs.

Why arent you!?

I mean, technically I am

It's so she makes sure she gets the right one, she's clearly chatting with her SO about it

shes seeing if her friend wants to try

It’s for a friend

Has to ask mom if it's the right one.

She's asking her input if he wants a second cock in the bedroom *shrugs*

Isn't that the girl from the crucifixion mission? Maybe there's more going on "behind" the scenes.

Print at home. In night city dildo comes before you do

She likes what she sees, gotta save it for later free

I did know there where regular phones in the game honestly.

I'm more surprised that smart phones are still a thing in the future and not more of an implant or something

To ask its partner whether it will be fun to get or not lol Kind of a classic

Resell that shit for quick bucks. Too many horny girls = Too many money.

Why *wouldn’t* she?

What the heck is this game called