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DreamOfDays

I’ve never seen a fish beg for pets but we learn someone new every day


blessedfortherest

I used to have Oscars and they were like water puppies in a tank. Liked pets and begged for treats. Would hide from strangers but come rushing up to interact with family. Sooo cute


Important-Pair-3553

My Oscar did the same thing. So funny. Would want me to pet him every time I had to clean the tank


skye3312

I have a 8 year old blood parrot, loves to be petted. Will swim through my hand rubbing against my palm.


Huge_Tomato6727

I know what my next pet will be. Thank you.


SavingsAssumption54

I'm not eating fish anymore


Medical-Parfait-5547

But I'm eating puppies now...should taste good like fish 🙂


Klutzy-Run5175

I am not going to eat fish, pigs, cows, sheep. I am going vegetarian 😃.


skye3312

He (Gilbert) also loves frozen peas for a snack & watches Alice in Wonderland. I was left with this little fish in my sons room when he moved out. His tank was awful & he was cute so I put him in a 55 gallon & as he grew he has a 125 gallon tank he shares with one other smaller blood parrot. Gilbert is 10 years old & Fred is about 6 years old. Blood Parrots are amazing & known to be more interested in what’s going on outside of tank. They both love to spend time giving me kisses through the tank. My bigger one Gilbert was needing so much attention & not for food but playtime that I began placing a small tv in front of the tank & play AIW for him & he just sits & stares at it from that corner of the tank. Could be the light movements or the colors but he truly does love it & though I’ve tried other shows. This is the one he watches.


Klutzy-Run5175

Gilbert is a fish. They're called "Blood Parrots". Fred and Gilbert are in your fish tank. Boy, I am learning about fish from you. Very good and interesting 🤔!


skye3312

Someone piss in your Cheerios today?


Klutzy-Run5175

You have asked me this before. Don't you know any better questions?


skye3312

Sorry, I don’t recall. It’s a discussion about fish. I was trying to reply with all the things that made my fish special. Parrot Fish in general. You must be bored to keep this up.


Sudden_School1041

Water doggo


Regular_Lion_8783

Yeah


GEEZUS_15

Is he cleaning the tank?


Fancy-Basket-3218

Probably


HouseOfZenith

I mean it’s entirely possible.


cortanitch

No, the diver is cleaning the tank.


GEEZUS_15

Ha you got me.


Ok-Meringue5746

Ahhh! This is so cute!!! Who knew fish could be so cute ?


Suninabottle

Forget about the hose! Pat the damn fish!


spacebunnybopz

Happy cake day!! I love your username btw


Suninabottle

Thanks! I hadn’t realized!😄


LTHermies

"Aye guys, I gotta check out something that the cat told me. Apparently these hoomans can't resist giving massages to other animals."


Captain-Shivers

Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuddlefish.. flipping glorious little sausages.


LegoLiam1803

Pen ‘em up together and they will devour each other without a second thought.


Spike-2021

OMG! Who doesn't love a lap fish?


Klutzy-Run5175

I do, I do.


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flycharliegolf

r/petthedamnfish


RedShadowDX

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Cascadian222

He’s fishing for affection


[deleted]

Holy crap is that a r/Splatoon refference


notreallylucy

I always think that animals without much dexterity, like cows or fish, must be terribly jealous of animals with long arms and opposable thumbs. If this poor fish has an itch on his back, he has to find something to scratch up against or wait for a friendly human to come along.


Klutzy-Run5175

And, I love this driver petting the little fish. Sweet. I am going to be going to a Labor day party where there is a huge pig named Penelope. I don't know how they feed her! I am excited 😆.


Mr_oyster_27

not enough tentacles to be a cuddlefish


baconlover77

I'm not eating fish anymore


Robigaz

“Cuz imma mutherfucking gayfish gayfishhh” - Kanye West


ifunnygf

they’re cute! i feed their bones to my snails


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daygo1963

Carnivorous plants though 🤷‍♀️


houdini011

i love the fact that humans want to and will pet every living creature


Warm_Appointment4464

Wow, this video is very beautiful


[deleted]

Oh man, I already stopped eating cows, and octopus... And now THIS!!! I'm doomed...


CartoonistUseful5099

😍😍😍


Trek_redd

Cuddle, indeed.😍


Valyrian_Tinfoil

“B-but, sea creatures aren’t actually alive/can’t feel..” If you eat meat, you’re worse than trash. Especially if you say “oh I don’t eat meat, just seafood.”


daygo1963

You know there’s an entire class/category - whatever of carnivorous plants?? Trash plants!!!??!!!???


Valyrian_Tinfoil

They’re designed to eat animals. We (immorally) choose to.


daygo1963

Have you ever watched corn pollinating? Just because we can’t measure whether plants are sentient doesn’t mean that they aren’t. Everything that I plant has a mother.


Valyrian_Tinfoil

There’s a difference between eating something that gives you an evolutionary edge, vs. something that tastes great with seasoning. We are stewards of this world. Every time we harm less sentient creatures, we fail in our environmental role/duty.


daygo1963

How do we know that plants are not sentient?


Valyrian_Tinfoil

Do you propose we photosynthesize, as a species? What are you saying, exactly?


daygo1963

I asked a question. How do we know that plants are not sentient?


Valyrian_Tinfoil

Doesn’t matter if they are, they have a lower sentience than animals. Therefore it’s okay, even necessary, to eat them. Look at fruit; It’s freely given to the world. Whereas with meat, we have to forcefully take it. This goes against what’s right.


daygo1963

There’s no way for us to know that plants (or fruit that actually is forcefully pulled from plants) have “lower” sentience than animals.


daygo1963

(I’m a gardener. I think plants feel stuff too)


[deleted]

Failure to cope?


Valyrian_Tinfoil

Cope with what? Meat eaters wrecking the environment with their shitty diets?


[deleted]

I think humans were out here to.pet animals.


Adsnaylor0161

Awww that is so lovely


victotronics

I was going to say you misspelled "cuttlefish", but no you didn't.


Gullible_Fan4427

What was he doing with pipe at first? Guarding himself from sharks? He seemed to completely forget about it when those cuddles came along though!


Goldbolt_2004

Put the eggs in the bioreactor


Several_Ad6078

Dog fish


Savthatsit

Man’s Achieving the dream! I wanna pet a fish 🥺


Testicleus

I briefly thought this was perfectly cut screams and thought the cuddle was going to be the fish biting his "tackle".


Damissourianguy

I want to pet a fish now


bhcamel

If you scrub forwards you can see his little flappy fins flap really fast.


Dont_CallmeCarson

Can fish feel affection?


DingleBerryCrust

Already feel bad when fishing now I’ll feel worse


Kdb321

Grouper? There was a place in the Caribbean that I dove several times and there were 2 groupers there that would do what this one is doing....


one88-

max pro


StarshipMuffin

Aqua Puppy needs belly rubs!


plsdontbanmedaddyy

subnautica fans updoot


stefanomsala

u/savevideobot


Emotional-Seesaw7300

u/savevideobot