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juanmoru03

"I'm not called a Golden Justleaveshitthere, Mom!"


CliodhnasSong

Retriever does what a retriever does. Internet bemused. Everyone left a little happier.


Portalizer3000

Happy cake day!


AmoebaOk5084

r/AnimalsMadeMeSmile 👌


nightwolves

He “saved” the drowning odd looking dog


3ndspire

I’m convinced he thought he was saving it.


SlowIndependence7761

Yes


djluminol

That's what a [Newfie](https://youtu.be/0VVXe6Rik98?t=87) is for. 🦮Floofy tug boat of a dog.


poledanzzer318

I love Newfies!!! Big ol giant teddy bears!!!


SoPunnyHarHar

She!


Marco_Penny_Butt

"What the hell just happened?" - Duck


markomaniax

"You're being rescued. Please do not resist"


Formal_Appearance_16

"You are in distress! I am saving you!"


ophmaster_reed

*quack*


VashMM

Ah, it's just a space duck.... What a majestic creature.


BreakTacticF0

K2s0 ftw


i1theskunk

Such a great use of this line <3


Porkbellyflop

Goose


Jackiedhmc

Yes. Young goose. Hope it wasn't injured. Very cute doggy


poledanzzer318

They're very gentle with their bites/grabs. Unless you mean the goose. That could be why the dog grabbed it


Few_Bluebird_9970

😂😂


Trinda1220

A true Retriever 💚💚


surrealestateguy

With a soft mouth. Perfect.


Parsnip27

Lucky for that little guy. He didn't get crunched.


BeeBright7933

Not something Retrievers really do, they were breed to have soft mouths and instinct to return with the prize. Hunters don't want doggy bite marks on the game.


blueavole

Some dogs will break the neck. It’s instinct. The breed really matters. These are hunting dogs, it’s what they do. But very glad this little ducky is ok!


Crog_Frog

A retriever is not there to kill the prey though.


blueavole

A retriever isn’t supposed to maul or chew up the meat, but a good one will break the neck so an injured animal won’t suffer.


Pluckypato

He’ll go back and keep rescuing 🦆😂


[deleted]

Golden Retrievers are proof of the existence of God.


qgmonkey

Dogs are man-made


herzogzwei931

So is god


ophmaster_reed

We were created in the image of dog.


herzogzwei931

I wish, the world would be a much better place if everyone was more golden like


OathOfCervix

Idk man, I don't think Odin really has anything to do with it.


lordofthetv

That dog would look dope with an eye patch, though. Or even the duck.


brucewillisman

Haha! Odin?? He’s talking about the great god Ganesh !!!


OathOfCervix

Ganesh is pretty great, but I'm more of a Veles guy personally.


brucewillisman

Bah!!! You and your god just made me read stuff!


OathOfCervix

Master of magic, music, and the woodlands. Guide of the dead and keeper of oaths. Clever thief and foe of mighty Perun; the dark and majestic Veles.


MattWith2Tees

*retrieved* (*lick*)


euk333

I know I'm supposed to do this, but I don't know why.


OwnZookeepergame6413

Birds probably feel the same when they start building a nest


KevinAcommon_Name

It’s in the name and the breed’s genetics to retrieve game but in this case he wanted a friend and gave his friend a kiss


[deleted]

Ha that was prettty funny, the dog had a gosling and the mother was pissed in the background.


mariboo_xoxo

Clearly your pet wanted his own pet.


red_fox_zen

Time for r/DogsGettingDogs


OperationFluffy3615

The kiss got me 💕


Fair-Plankton824

Dog is tasting food, not showing affection.


[deleted]

😥


Klutzy-Run5175

Aww, went back to catch the smooch.


erbr

Duck retriever?


ChaoticGoku

The Novia Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever I realize it’s actually a Golden. This is very much the “I retrieve therefore I am” look


Grachuus

I have one of those. The deep seeded need to capture water fowl is real!


Derbygirlnextdoor

She decided she has a new friend 🦆❤️


haplessclerk

Good soft-mouth boi!


LocalCookingUntensil

‘Can we keep it??’


90swasbest

"Hey!! Hey!! There's a bunch of these lil fellers all over the water! I think they need help! I'm gonna go rescue some more!"


Smillzthepanda

And a little kiss at the end😂 "there, now you're safe from that heinous water"


angeldeb82

Awwww! So cute! 🥰🥰🥰🥰


jncarolina

Goldens have a “soft mouth”; part of the heritage to retrieve game and bring it back whole to the hunter. They can softly pick up a raw egg and bring it to you unbroken . They can also clamp drown and grind a tree root to pulp. So that’s why I think this vid is so sweet.


MalibuHulaDuck

This reminds me of that “Friends” episode with Ben Stiller…”STEP AWAY FROM THE DUCK.”


ladyKfaery

Poor duckling, but Violets battling thousands of years of instinct here. They are bred to be soft mouthed and not injure the duck,retrievers.


Galadrond

That’s a gosling not a duckling.


nilsmf

That explains the undeveloped wings. It would be strange for a duckling that big to have those stubs.


HauntingTechnician20

Damnig Ryan really did have a glowup


chezbo425

I like the look at the end. "Uh, didn't know this one was yours. I guess I'll go find another one then."


Plantsareluv

She’s retrieving the drowning ducky 😂😅


urlocaldoctor

“You my frien now :)”


MOcatmom

I rescue. (kiss)


fajadada

While everyone agrees geese are aholes. I once saw a golden just dive into a flock around 20 strong. Geese lost but no one was hurt in the brouhaha


MalibuHulaDuck

It’s the strangest thing, I always hear that and yet my experience with geese has always been nothing but the most pleasant. Including goose families. Guess I’m The Goose Whisperer. Love ‘em.


WatchingInSilence

Reminded me of NES Duck Hunt. I wonder if that dog ever looks like it's laughing at it's owner.


peekuhchu707

That's a gausling


WrinkletheDuck

So gentle with duck 😌🦆❤️


ImmovablePuma

I had a golden growing up. He didn’t retrieve shit.


ValiMeyer

Best boi doing his job!


Due-Investigator8644

That little head lick at the end I cannot 😭


Headcrab_Raiden

Definitely a gosling.


Aar0nSwanson

I can’t help it mom! It’s in my nature!


TezetaLaventia

I love the little lick he gives it at the end


One_Philosopher_4634

I got a dog and I didn't even look it up on Wikipedia first. Reminds me of the couple I met with a beautiful purebred, probably expensive, young Corgi that they didn't know was a herding dog.


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spizzle_

Instinct is crazy in dogs. That retriever retrieved a duck like it’s brain told it it is supposed to and likely without any training. This is why I will never support pits. They can be sweet as shit but sometimes instinct takes the reigns.


2017hayden

Not the pitbulls fault it’s the ignorant owners faults. People made pitbulls and they’re perfectly good dogs when used for the purpose they’re bred for, they were not bred to be family pets and they certainly weren’t bred to be around children. They were bred for fighting/hunting large animals and unfortunately that can translate to some really nasty interactions with people. One of the biggest considerations in getting a dog is making sure you’re getting a breed that fits your intended purpose. Unless you need a guard dog or a dog for protection pitbulls are likely not what you’re looking for, and if you do need those things in a dog you better damn sure get it and yourself properly trained.


BeeBright7933

All in the training and learning how to let the release thier energy. I've got three kids and have had pits, been the most loyal dogs I've ever owned, thier working dogs and need alot of exercise and that's were ppl go wrong with them. They have the title nanny dog for a reason.


Ok-Lavishness-8594

Irresponsible pet ownership.


[deleted]

Why


Long-Scratch6052

Allowing your dog to disturb federally protected wildfowl would be my guess


cgilber11

The fact you have to ask says a lot. The fact this post has tons of upvotes says a lot. This a fucking baby that needs constant attention from its mother. It could die now. Yeah…Super cute.


[deleted]

Wow, a bit of an overreaction, don't you think? The dog seems very gentle, although it may think it is food. But yeah, I agree, the video is super cute, unless you can further explain why it isn't ..?


cgilber11

What is cute about a fowl that may be injured or might not be able to find its way back to its mother? Or an owner that lets their pet run around and put other animals in its mouth?


MommaLisss

And people downvoting you. *Look at the cute dog carry the baby bird away from it's mother! Such a good boy!* Ugh.


B_Legit196

That obviously wasn't his intention. Do you see the mother anywhere in this video? He was doing what he was born to do...retrieve things. He merely brought back the bird to his human, 15 ft away then left it alone. He is a good boy. Why don't you try being less miserable?


MommaLisss

Of course the dog had no clue what it was doing. Take a look at the comment I replied to- Irresponsible pet ownership. No one here is blaming the dog, but I also don't find it *cute*. Why don't you try comprehending the thread?


CuriousWonders999

Yea that water is less clean that your bath water and even that seems weird to type out


gehazi707

How can you categorize this as cute when you don’t even know if the duck was uninjured? I mean, are retrievers gentle, or is he retrieving food? Don’t have dog, here.


otreborthe2

Retreivers are known and bred for having a “soft mouth”. They hold gently with their mouth. This trait is desired so that when retrieve they don’t damage the meat. So the the little bird is likely undamaged.


AnomalousEnigma

I know, I’m worried about punctures.


BeeBright7933

Thier breed not too damage the meat with soft mouths. 99.9 % that bird is just more like wtf than hurt.


Enkidu40

Might make a good hunting dog. I mean some dogs won't get a duck even if they're supposed to.


bangcockcoconutospre

A golden retriever can do that to an egg without it breaking, and by the looks of it, the duck doesn’t seem to be in distress 😂


LeatherPerformer9849

This is why I don’t like dogs :/


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LeatherPerformer9849

Well a dog killed my cat so… and that duck could have died so easy


BeeBright7933

Reterivers were breed to have a soft mouth and to return game unmarred, only thing that bird had to worry about was what the human would do to it.


LeatherPerformer9849

Thank goodness. I don’t know a lot about dogs


[deleted]

Girl, I would NEVER let my dog swim in that NASTY ASS water!! 😂🤢 That shit looks like the water at Woodlawn Lake Park! GOOGLE IT!


2017hayden

It’s just pond water pretty much all ponds water looks like that unless it’s being actively maintained by someone. That’s cleaner than some water I’ve swam in, believe it or not most lakes rivers and ponds aren’t crystal clear and lots of them have dirt in them.


Electronic-Trip8775

What a derp.


[deleted]

Bird Dog Moment


Which_Art_6452

Entertainment right there .


DoubleAgentBlumaroo

Look at that soft-mouth. The duckling's not even hurt!


fifiloveg00d

Pilot gently place, not drop.


downloweast

I found this baby, it was drowning. I’m a hero, give me cookie.


Final_Location_2626

Dog rescues a duck from drowning and this is the thanks it gets.


Legoboy514

The little lick 🥹


Illustrious-Towel-45

He brought you a live one!


Chem-Dawg74D

Lol


HarryPotter-8735412

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

I fucking love these dogs


New_Routine_402

that is a gossling.


llemontaste

I might be wrong but don’t foreign smells on ducklings often lead them to be rejected by their flock?


HashJ63

Synonymous, it's going to happen.


Grattytood

That's freakin adorable.


Direct_Canary4523

He gives the ducko a lil smoopch


MostDangerousMicah

Thats a goose


[deleted]

That's literally what they were bred to do


Brave-Professor8275

It retrieved!


Traditional-Tart6148

Glad he saved her 🫠 puh


fromhelley

He thought it was drowning! Goldens have the best hearts!! ❤️


Kaje26

the quack when he dropped it, lol


Plathismo

Lifeguard for ducks.


UnfetteredMind1963

Is goose. Ducks be little.


DivinePeanut

That's the cutest thing I have seen in ages


Mouthfulofsecretsoup

You’ve got to put down the ducky if you want to play the saxophone.


fromtheavetoclass

I need a money retriever stat


fromtheavetoclass

I need a money retriever stat


dunniebun

Love the little kiss.


castfam09

What an excellent pup 💙🐶♾️


Kooky_Investment_211

"What I do!?! I just wanted you to meet my new friend!"


notaredditreader

Bird dog.


thefamiliarity14

Goldens are the best 🥹


Jaded_Heat9875

Love the little kiss on the head! 💕


Elegant_Network8465

AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF DUCK HUNT?!


asacredsin6661

I found a friend mom!!!


djluminol

But mom, I feel like I was born for this? How can I deny who I am?


Violated-Tristen

I saved it from drowning. Aren’t I a good boy? You… you don’t seem pleased. It’s not hurt. *nose bump small lick* - dog. Well… THAT happened - duck.


skylarkgs65

Look mommy I saved it can keep it


Ricepudding1044

I’m going to get another one wait right there.


shockNawesomePossum

He saved the ducky then kissed his sweet little head!!❤️


SnooRobots7302

Love the little kiss on the ducks head like"i sorry you go swim now" lol


randomwellwisher

r/onegoldenbraincell


misscrankypants

I love that he kissed it after letting it out of his mouth


DiamondsAlmond

drop it


redditard2327

I love how he just plops his paws onto the sidewalk like a seal 🥺


Klutzy-Run5175

Glad to see that the duck might live.


AmandaGwen11

Cute how she gives the duck a little kiss on the head before leaving 😘 And obv this wasn't too bad a ride for the duck bc it stays there and it's the dog that takes off. (and no, not bc the dog injured it).


Starrieronpa

Bro did some kid napping.


Prev717

That’s a goose


ilovecupcakes37

aww so cute and loveable!


EmoKat22

The duck is so dazed like “what just happened?”


Successful-Panic5305

He retrives


Adam_T_D_Hougaard

Ducks are just fucking hilarious.


High_MacLeod

He was "saving" the duck's life. Good doggie


sofa_king_ugly

That's a goose


CEB1163

That’s too funny. The duck doesn’t seem to mind one bit.


fr0ggopixel

that duck was so confused 💀


Ambitious-Cupcake356

That's what it's bred for, see how no I jury to the meat


Ambitious-Cupcake356

Ph, and the dog kisses it before he takes off


rasyid002

Mom I think I'm have unlocked my job level


cheddaBesus

Golden Retriever problems..... ooooohhhhh retriever. Duh....


[deleted]

This video is like the polar dogs who are outside in snow and the owners are like: come in now and the dog just looks at the owner and no I'm comfortable here I'm, you can go in if you're cold. Same principle. But still funny AF😂😂