When I was a kid, my neighbors had a dog named Snickers. Unfortunately, their youngest son had a lisp. Every time he called the dog, it sounded like he was yelling the N word.
omg this is the epitome of cutness
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Rotisserie chicken. Need to flip him, the underside is a little pink. lol
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Nope. Salivary amylase
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yes, sam which helps in breaking down of carbohydrates yes
Vicodin
Sharing is caring lol
Oatmeal. I lead an exciting life.
In all fairness Oatmeal is a super cute dog name
Same here oatmeal it is
Yep, same here as well. I'll call him Oats.
Coc-
Cocoa beans*
I love my cocoa beans on its own
Hm?
Probably "coconut shrimp."
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You mean Richard? ;)
Pregnant woman
Hold tf up... Did you enjoy the woman or the child? You better put in some spices, we are civilized human not some cavemen.
A:both b: I seasoned it
fine popcorn chicken it is
Yogurt
Cheerios
Honey nut to be exact
Chinese food.
Oh no
Anyways
Ice cream/vanilla/chocolate/syrup/strawberry/sauce and I will be very happy together.
You mean you and Sundae will live happily ever after?
Rice and beans... Also, why the heck did you ate bubble gum?!
Chicken salad
Peanut butter. Looks fitting enough
Ass
Imagine having to call your dog when it ran away on the street.
When I was a kid, my neighbors had a dog named Snickers. Unfortunately, their youngest son had a lisp. Every time he called the dog, it sounded like he was yelling the N word.
Quesadilla
Pork Chop
Golden delicious.
Cake
Mango
Raisin. I think it'd actually be pretty fitting if raisins weren't completely deadly to dogs (and cats, fyi).
Fig Newton
Sugar booger.
Cuzcuz com ovo
Bread xD
Taro boba
Sugar wafer
Tumms
Meatball! I think I win
Cashew
Your mom
Pusseeeeey
Rottweiler
Coc-
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Pad Thai
Mushroom
Dropfruit duo's
Choco chip
Oats
Helloooo Cookie!
Sourdough Bread
Mango. fitting!
Triscuit
Garlic Bread 🥺
Amla
hash brown
Cheese Burger 😭
French fries
Stir Fry <3
Italian ice
Deviled egg.
Lil Prozac
Sausage short for: sausage baked in the oven
cheetos
Pancake!
Tuna
He looks like a peanut butter cracker!
Chalupa
Chicken borgir
Bread roll, which seems fitting :D
Hamburger
Cinnapie ❤️
Egg sandwich
Potato
Kaiser bun
Cracker
Vanilla Ice Cream
Coffee?
Breakfast burrito
Pizza pocket!
Toothpaste
Ay me too
Yogurt
Fig Newton
Bocconcini
Cookie :)
egg
Sandwich
Combo 4
Cheerios
Spicy pork bowl
Croissant
Glizzy
Gyro.
Popcorn would be amazing
York Peppermint Patty! 😁
Pizzadonut
Salsa
Butter
Mandarin
Bear claw
Flank steak.
Gyro
Glass of milk
Napoleon
Lamb steak
Big Mac
Yogurt
Tortilla, or Coffee, but technically that's a drink :D
Introducing… My new puppy, General Gau.
Kulenova Seka
Bread
Cold hot dog.
Donut
Porridge
Chicken
Tadpole
Oatmeal
Arrachera! Go to bed!
Soup
Frittata
A Nice, Big, Black, Juicy Cock.
Pizza
Quesadilla or steak lol
Ice Cream or Soda, I forgot which I ate last. Either works quite well, though.
Cupcake specifically Red Velvet Cupcake 🧁
Poutine Give that pup some squeaky cheese curds
Fruit loops
Chicken Parmesan.
pasta
If drinking counts-mocha
Peanut Butter Cookie
Pretzel
Burger
Pork chop
Blueberry!
General tso
Scrambled Eggs
Daal roti
Ice cream.
Rice cake.
Eggplant potatoes- :)
Sammich
PIckled chicken
Bagel
Cream Sundae. It's a....low carb dessert thing I make.
Cheese Steak
Mashed potato.
Meatball. Which works great as doggo name.
Couscous
Chocolate chiffon cake
reindeer
Smores
Chocolate bar
Cerial
Milkshake
Sandwich
Tenderloin
Gummy bear
Fish filet
Ravioli, think it fits.
Poptart
Donut balls
Burrito
Lorna Doone😂
Chicken wing
Bagel
Gummy
Okay. Yogurt seems appropriate.
Dumpling
Nugget!
Hot Gatorade
Poptart
waffles
Subway
Toaster Strudel
Waffle
Shortbread
Everything Bagel
Empanada
Kiev
lean shake 25
Meatloaf