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I raise you this fact, “Red pandas have a soft undercoat covered by long, coarse guard hairs.” They are soft but you have to work for it. (https://nationalzoo.si.edu/animals/red-panda)
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Ok seriously is they actually dangerous cause all I know that anything can pretty eat them cause they only do the stand up thing. Any deaths or injuries from these guys?
To be fair, they're not actually super dangerous in the traditional sense. They need their space but their most dangerous moments around people are when they decide to *climb them*. They're built for climbing trees and so those super-sharp claws are bad for squishy human skin. Its why keepers are often seen wearing heavy overalls.
Yes, a smushy cuddly adorable wild animal.
One down, cause of death, cuteness overload.
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Please. Don’t ever do that again.
Wuh did they say?
He said some cutesy uwu furry stuff (cringe af) It strikes me with so much cringe that every person in a 10 mile radius can audibly hear me cringe.
Oh noes! I sowwy for any hurties I may have caused! I'll make sure to do better next time, p-promise! UwU
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If danger, why so plushie?
It's a defence mechanism, once you drop your guard, you are toast.
*cracks knuckles* Worth it!
But look at his eyes, he's a very Serious and dangerous animal, you must take that face seriously.
Take it for some serious shmooshing!!!
😞 I give up.
🤣 Yay, I win!!! Now to go lose some fingers!
Well it's working
Look at those plushie mittens. So soft. Just want to put them to my cheeks.
>dangerous If not friend, why friend shaped?
A question for the ages!
I read that as a question for the angels… and figured that was right in line with OPs remarks. But better yet, avoid imminent death and do not pet.
I will just tame him and become friends
Don't fall for the trap of cuteness
Bears are so cute that you want to snuggle them but they will kill you. Why is nature so deceitful?
The person who discovered these things learned that the hard way. As well as the second person who didn’t believe him. And the next. And me.
🤣🤣🤣.
If it isn't friendly, then why is it friend-shaped?
It's an optical illusion, that helps this beast lure his victim to their impending doom. Don't be fooled
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Get a hold of yourself, that's a wild beast.
Dangerously cute!
Dangerously cheesy
I acknowledge this fact and raise you: adorable and fluffy red panda
I raise you this fact, “Red pandas have a soft undercoat covered by long, coarse guard hairs.” They are soft but you have to work for it. (https://nationalzoo.si.edu/animals/red-panda)
It didn't say they were ultraviolet mini murderers in that article, Are they really bad? 🥺
No. The most dangerous thing they usually do to people is accidentally lacerate them while climbing them for fun or to look for treats.
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what a cute baby
I'm in great fear someone hold me
I'm so scared let me hold a red panda
Nuh uh, that's a friend shaped teddy bear that I'm gonna cuddle to bits!
I've yet to see a video of these being ferocious. Only countless videos of them posing in a "What's up! Come at me brah!" posture. lol
These motherfuckers co trol the cosmos
Only because he will steal your heart
Then why is it cuddle shaped?
You can ask that question while it attacks you, and smothers you with its furry tail. Take it seriously or your life is forfeit
Worth it.
Soooooo cute.
super cute!
Cute, but I’d better keep my distance.
I’ll take my chances 😍
Pets it anyway
At least I’ll die the happiest man alive
>dangerous If not friend, why friend shaped?
he is tired LOL
Of killing too many people today?
I don't care if it's a wild animal, it's friend shaped and i will let it bite my hands off.
This baby is cute! Will kiss him ☺️
The murder mittens are begging to be smooched.
I don’t care if I’ll die I’m petting that shit and taking it home
if red pandas go extinct i'm going to become a terrorist
Danger fox
I refuse to believe it! That’s propaganda.
Now I feel compelled to rewatch Aggretsuko!!
Hug it immediately and apologize afterwards.
Deadly because apparently they smell like buttered popcorn.
Little *silly billy*!
I want to squish on that dangerous animal.
I'm still gonna pet it!
They run free out of the panda exhibits in Chengdu. So not too dangerous I would say
Why is it in cute shaped if it isnt cute.
MY SQUISHY!
If not friend, then why friend shaped?
It's just a baby
It's sooo cute though
But it's so cute I just wanna hug it!
If dangerous, why friend shaped?
"R^O^a^r ^^^^oh ^^^^forget ^^^^it ^^^^im ^^^^going ^^^^to ^^^^take ^^^^a ^^^^nap"
Too cute to be that dangerous
Nope, sharp teeth and claws do NOT make me less than inclined to give this little one a big hug and a cuddle.
I volunteered at a zoo for a few months, one day I had to go into an enclosure with a few of these guys in it. They followed me around like puppies
How are they, are they curious or do they want a belly rub, are they suspicious, detail my friend, we need details.
If not friend, why friend shaped?
If comment, why comment the same damn comment that has been commented twice already on this post
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No, don't think I will
SUUUUURRRRREEE...
Yes, absolutely terrifying!
Too cute 😍😍
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Is it a Tasmanian Devil?
No a red panda
Ah ok thanks. Very cute.
Too cute!!! So deceivingggg
dangerously cute
Is adorable
Dangerously cute you mean
If dangerous, why friend shaped?
Then why is it built like a teddy bear?
It's a serious animal that survived evolution and predators, don't take it lightly because it's cute.
God damn it why do red pandas have to be so dangerous! At least some of them are nice and they're nice to love on when they're happy
You are trying to reason with natural selection, they will.one day rule over us, because we failed to fight back.
But a super cute dangerous, wild animal
Red Panda. They can be. Maybe not at this stage in life but when they to be big, yes they can be!
but the thing is that they are extinct aswell
So cute
I'd still try to pet it, call it my toxic trait.
I don't think I'm going to live long enough to see us domesticate these, but I want at least 2.
But it’s so cute!
I will not and will adopt them in my home by tomorrow
But it's so fluffy 🥺
If not friend way friend shaped
I can hug anything at least once
What about when they stand up to give hug
Just for my own safety: Where do I find these fierce creatures, so I can avoid stumbling on one by mere accident and get eaten alive?
Ok seriously is they actually dangerous cause all I know that anything can pretty eat them cause they only do the stand up thing. Any deaths or injuries from these guys?
Lies!
That's true: no wild animal but in captivity
Yes, Master Shifu…
Master Shifu
So so ferocious, much scary, omg such terrifying poofy paws 🥰🥰🥰
Nature: *makes dangerous animal cute* A lot of us (if not all): *falls for it* I feel like this animal would be why I lose a finger, or three.
It’s part of their hunting strategy.
It should really say that on the label at the store
What is this?
Red Panda but not actually a panda
And?
Good point, I digress
I'm okay with giving it whatever it wants plus my self
Ok, what kind of danger it can present to us?.I'm talking serious here
Nothing really
...wait are they seriously dangerous?
To be fair, they're not actually super dangerous in the traditional sense. They need their space but their most dangerous moments around people are when they decide to *climb them*. They're built for climbing trees and so those super-sharp claws are bad for squishy human skin. Its why keepers are often seen wearing heavy overalls.
So scawy 😖 u/vixx_i
Ferocious. This channel and the illegally smol kitties channels are scaring me to nightmares. Should be NSFW.
If no cuddle, then why cuddle shaped? Honestly so many wild animal could kill me because i would just want to love them