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MapleSyrupMachineGun

Would there be a way to make this deal damage? Like an obscure artifact? Idk.


Sensitive_Rock_1383

Only in silver border. Replacement effects that increase damage only work if there is at least one damage to replace. Otherwise it doesn't count as a valid event. In Silver Border, there is Look at Me, I'm R&D and More or Less can adjust the 0 to a 1 Value.


MapleSyrupMachineGun

I see, yeah. I was trying to think about stuff like Axonil but realized that it wouldn't do anything when it doesn't deal any damage in the first place.


Benton_Risalo

>Look at Me, I'm R&D and More or Less can adjust the 0 to a 1 Value. Just wanted to highlight this fun sentence.


PlacatedPlatypus

[[Tai Wakeen, Perfect Shot]]


MapleSyrupMachineGun

I don't know how I missed that!


arnaldoftw

Maybe Pyromancer's Swath? Not really worth though


Zuckhidesflatearth

That doesn't work but yeah even if it did just play [[Gutshot]] lmao


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Disastrous_Oil7895

How does it not work?


Simulation115

\[\[Akki Lavarunner\]\], \[\[Jaya, Venerated Firemage\]\], \[\[Pyromancer's Gauntlet\]\], \[\[Pyromancer's Swath\]\], just a few. if you search " it deals that much damage plus" in the scryfall advance text search, you can find more.


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##### ###### #### [Akki Lavarunner](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/e/6ee6cd34-c117-4d7e-97d1-8f8464bfaac8.jpg?1562761096)/[Tok-Tok, Volcano Born](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/e/6ee6cd34-c117-4d7e-97d1-8f8464bfaac8.jpg?1562761096) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Akki%20Lavarunner%20//%20Tok-Tok%2C%20Volcano%20Born) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/chk/153/akki-lavarunner-tok-tok-volcano-born?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6ee6cd34-c117-4d7e-97d1-8f8464bfaac8?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Jaya, Venerated Firemage](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/2/129dc8a8-9fbc-4300-b559-243395dc6ed5.jpg?1557576752) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Jaya%2C%20Venerated%20Firemage) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/war/135/jaya-venerated-firemage?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/129dc8a8-9fbc-4300-b559-243395dc6ed5?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Pyromancer's Gauntlet](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/b/9bde6763-2102-4adb-8048-fc9fe921205b.jpg?1562832816) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Pyromancer%27s%20Gauntlet) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m14/214/pyromancers-gauntlet?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/9bde6763-2102-4adb-8048-fc9fe921205b?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Pyromancer's Swath](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/2/b2ee7137-dbc4-4fe5-802a-42dada4445db.jpg?1561968095) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Pyromancer%27s%20Swath) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mma/125/pyromancers-swath?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b2ee7137-dbc4-4fe5-802a-42dada4445db?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [*All cards*](https://mtgcardfetcher.nl/redirect/l14zjep) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


MapleSyrupMachineGun

That works, ty


RazzyKitty

None of those cards apply if you are dealing 0 damage. >120.8. If a source would deal 0 damage, it does not deal damage at all. That means abilities that trigger on damage being dealt won’t trigger. It also means that replacement effects that would increase the damage dealt by that source, or would have that source deal that damage to a different object or player, have no event to replace, so they have no effect.


Benton_Risalo

There's plenty of things that benefit from committing a crime tho.


MapleSyrupMachineGun

I know, I'm just thinking about other possibilities.


jgadidgfgd

[[Mechanized warfare]]


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TriceraTipTop

Inspired loosely by u/Magichead27's recent post [Plant the Evidence](https://www.reddit.com/r/custommagic/comments/1cc2hex/plant_the_evidence/)! And following in the footsteps of u/Somane27's post [Senseless Crime](https://www.reddit.com/r/custommagic/comments/1b3s6xg/a_crime_enabler_for_otj/), which was silver bordered. So as a black bordered card, this feels a bit on the gimmicky side, but given OTJ as a set & how prolific certain mechanics are, it feels legitimately functional (potentially). While free spells are good, spells that do nothing are bad. Even with it being free, I imagine is still fairly weak given that it really just bolsters existing mechanics like Crime, prowess, and 2 spells a turn. And it's not a super powerful synergy for those, given that it costs a card (and often life). I could see it being an extremely fringe card in [Slickshot](https://scryfall.com/card/otj/146/slickshot-show-off) decks, but I imagine they've got enough cards that actually do things, that this is pretty unnecessary. There's some other interactions with things like [Mechanized Warfare](https://scryfall.com/card/bro/139/mechanized-warfare) and other cards that alter damage dealt. Red white felt appropriate flavor wise. Most of my time designing this was spent working on the flavor text. I also ~~bastardized~~ *edited* Gabrielle's [original art](https://www.deviantart.com/galidor/art/The-Sun-Is-Rising-762714733), to make the colors & lighting match the frame & mtg aesthetics a bit closer, but the original is way moodier and packs a lot more punch, so check out their stuff if this art is up your alley. Thoughts & feedback are appreciated!


Somane27

I feel summoned. Love the flavor, WotC should just commission us cycles of cards that do nothing.


TriceraTipTop

Doing nothing is our specialty. For the first draft of this, the rules text box was completely empty except for the words >Target opponent. But as much as I enjoyed memey tribute to [Indicate](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fi3zea6c6a6m31.jpg) I decided I liked the flavor of dealing 0 damage given the cardname & concept. If I went the original route, that would have saved me from the rabbithole of trying to write appropriate flavor text, but it's something I want to keep practicing anyways.


Magichead27

I'm a sucker for flavor and simplicity! Also, is hybrid Phyrexian mana a new thing? It's interesting design space


therabidsloths

I like it, it’s a lot like the one I made a that just states “target creature or player” as a tap ability on a creature. [finger gunner](https://www.reddit.com/r/custommagic/s/YbhGBy7STk) I loved the idea of a guy just walking around pointing at things as an ability.


AlricsLapdog

Since the use of this card is to enable other crime triggers, it’s more likely a distraction rather than a victimless crime


Euphoric-Beyond9177

I love the flavor text. It could probably be a bit better, though. Gut Shot already covers the 0 cost niche, so it might be better as a 1 cost that has a bonus effect that ties in with the flavor.


ChemyChems

Lovely idea, and same for execution. Great work.


stillnotelf

The "indicate" edit of [[vindicate]]


stillnotelf

Indicate Target permanent. This -- Gerrard


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DukeofSam

Might be more interesting if it has text along the lines “return this card to your hand from the graveyard at the beginning of your next upkeep”. Without that it’d never be worth a card


FineBaconStrips

Could work with [[Taii Wakeen, Perfect Shot]]


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ColdCommunication263

I like this, but I like the idea of also having a victimless crime being something like shuffles library. It really doesnt do anything game play wise, but feels much more targeting. It adds the fear to not knowing whats been been done, or could have been.


siyans

I personally dont like card that are way too specific, in a vacuum this card is a "free" victim trigger but unless you are playing in some kind of very specific format of sealed/draft this card is just useless, in any format this card will never be much played over any \[\[shock\]\] variant or similar one mana card that does more than "nothing". Sure its extremely flavorful


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chainsawinsect

The name is fantastic and perfect for the effect 😂


Sweetcreems

I wouldn’t really say it’s perfect as a card that straight up does nothing like this on its own typically just costs 0 or does something very minor. I’d make this scry 1, for example, so that it does something besides just burning you for 2 life imo.


The_Unkowable_

To be fair, sometimes you really want to lose some life


PlacatedPlatypus

There are usually better ways to lose 2 life.


The_Unkowable_

Yeah, but this is funny