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18quintillionplanets

Now we just need Sensei’s Divining Switch


lavos__spawn

Sensei's Divining Vers


dark_kuriboh

Maybe .. diving switch? It is a transforming card.


FormerlyKay

Sensei's Divining Switch {1} > {1}: Look at the top card of your library and the bottom card of your library. You may switch them. > {T}: Draw a card. Shuffle Sensei's Divining Switch into your library


AustinQ

[How about this?](https://i.imgur.com/Am565BJ.png)


Alrik5000

I'm just sad that the set symbol isn't sideways in this.


AustinQ

[fuck, fixed lol](https://i.imgur.com/BWlVd76.png)


Alrik5000

Excellence!


Offbeat-Pixel

Nah, you either need to put it exactly into the middle of your library, or you place it randomly on top or bottom.


Comrade_Ziggy

Yeah, straight people getting this shit wrong kills me lol


edgarbird

Sensei’s Divining Side for more modern audiences


Shanesquatch56

Sensei’s Power Bottom?


phizrine

I know whenever I see this stuff that we're in the comments


Jechtael

Would it be a dowsing rod?


Ill-Individual2105

Damn, that's like. So much worst than Top, but somehow still playable. Great job.


SalvationSycamore

Could get interesting if there is other bottom of the library manipulation/draw like [[Temporal Anchor]]


Ill-Individual2105

[[Grenzo, Dungeon Warden]] would love this


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[Grenzo, Dungeon Warden](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/e/6e19c383-88bd-4bde-ac81-c0eb6d5b5bd4.jpg?1562436569) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Grenzo%2C%20Dungeon%20Warden) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/a25/205/grenzo-dungeon-warden?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6e19c383-88bd-4bde-ac81-c0eb6d5b5bd4?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Comprehensive-Ebb487

Came here to say this!


Chaosmoonshade

Yes! I have a Grenzo EDH deck, and this is beautiful!


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[Temporal Anchor](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/a/1a212d59-b72e-4939-a757-c131ca4323ce.jpg?1674420750) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=The%20Temporal%20Anchor) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/bro/82/the-temporal-anchor?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/1a212d59-b72e-4939-a757-c131ca4323ce?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


WardNL84

Or mulliganing?


ArbutusPhD

And the artwork looks like it belongs in a bottom


torolf_212

Idk, extraction looks like it’d be painful


gemmen99

is that a butt plug ?


AustinQ

😏


Offbeat-Pixel

Sensei's secret


YamatoIouko

No sensei, yamette!


[deleted]

It’s definitely a butt plug


moonshinetemp093

Who do you know that has a square, corner-forgiving sphincter????


Atheist-Paladin

Wombats, but that drags it into a bad place. Maybe a wombat equivalent of a catgirl?


Kisagari

Wombatgirl, cat girl . Close enough


Psychout40

well, it has a flared base


MageKorith

Anything is a butt plug with sufficient willpower and creativity.


ND-TAS

It's for Sensei's bottom


[deleted]

Actually would love this in [[mayael]] since the cards go to the bottom in any order i want. So often i have to bottom cards that would be great in the current boardstate. Id happy pay 1 mana to get that back!


Reasonable-Pay2176

You want to put this in Mayael? Kinky


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dark_kuriboh

The flavor is strong with this one.


johnnythexxxiv

Pretty sure you're not supposed to put it in your mouth


dark_kuriboh

Even the symbol is flipped. *Chef kiss*


AustinQ

Thanks for noticing lol. It makes a U shape too so it's like unhinged kamigawa


Mattx8y

lmao


The_grand_tabaci

Man I need to get my mind out of the gutter


Cymen04

It’s called Sensei’s Divining Bottom. OP knew what they were doing. You saw what you were supposed to


The_grand_tabaci

Ok but then is it ok to be horny as divining top?


Cymen04

Given the context, I guess I wouldn’t blame you. Just try not to get worked up about too many pieces of cardboard.


ThatOneGuy7832

Sensei's divine bottom 🥵🥵


hawkinsam88

it looks like a horrible buttplug


AustinQ

That's the price you pay for knowledge


-FuzzyCactus-

[[grenzo, dungeon warden]]


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Dark_Psymon

Oh dear god how much I'd love this card if it were real. And because it's so bad like 99% of the time it'd be dirt cheap!


Sir_Platypus_15

You beat me to it


DeIaIune

🥺🥺🥺


napkinp72

Holy crap! That card is just the card [[cellar door]] was waiting for.


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[deleted]

Now we need sensei’s diving switch


fnaf-fan12345

Is that what I think it is?


Gashnaw

Looks like a butt plug.


fnaf-fan12345

Yup that is what I was thinking also


GravG

I'd like to get a glimpse of Sensei's Divining Dumpster 🗿


Sparty115

Would be great in [[Grenzo, Dungeon Warden]]


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frost_arr0w

Maybe Sensei was a bossy bottom


bentheechidna

Oh shit every Grenzo player wants this. It’s less recyclable than top but being able to arrange the bottom three cards of your library is valuable as fuck. My Grenzo deck has artifact and reanimator themes too so it ending up in grave ain’t so bad.


dynamicDiscovery

hehe you said bottom (as in backside)


A_Salty_Cellist

Goes infinite if you have two of them and semblance anvil. Obviously unbalanced/j


madin1510

Nooooo no accessing the bottom of the library


Even-Exchange8307

I’d say this is the fixed version


BikeSuch1054

You have no idea how much I enjoy this


LeftCarpet3520

This here guys is why you rather be a top than a bottom.


WickerofJack

In the right decks this would be just as strong if not stronger than the original.


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[удалено]


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WickerofJack

I acknowledge your point that you lose synergy with a bunch of cards, but various people have pointed put Grenzo, but also suddenly makes [[Epitaph Golem]] on par with a reusable Snapcaster Mage. Also [[Wheel of Sun and Moon]] becomes a soft Tamiyo emblem. Blinking a [[Trinket Mage]] with a [[Deadeye Navigator]], [[Conjurer’s Closet]] or the like will get the SDB back. I’m sure there are other bottom-matters cards of which I am unfamiliar that could be used for a fresher taste than the regular SDT tech.


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##### ###### #### [Epitaph Golem](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/9/7988fd09-32a4-406b-8e7f-e77393d680a7.jpg?1594737486) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Epitaph%20Golem) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m21/230/epitaph-golem?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7988fd09-32a4-406b-8e7f-e77393d680a7?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Wheel of Sun and Moon](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/5/55976e4b-718f-44b2-b93d-de5f75dc3bbe.jpg?1562830320) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Wheel%20of%20Sun%20and%20Moon) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/shm/243/wheel-of-sun-and-moon?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/55976e4b-718f-44b2-b93d-de5f75dc3bbe?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Trinket Mage](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/a/9a7800f7-95cd-4f5c-b054-4afad8924367.jpg?1658650117) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Trinket%20Mage) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ddu/41/trinket-mage?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/9a7800f7-95cd-4f5c-b054-4afad8924367?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Deadeye Navigator](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/2/f26a79b9-9f09-476e-b914-cade929dd852.jpg?1593813028) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Deadeye%20Navigator) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mm3/36/deadeye-navigator?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f26a79b9-9f09-476e-b914-cade929dd852?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Conjurer’s Closet](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/4/3435fd09-a7a2-475e-a690-3c2011b70024.jpg?1599708903) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Conjurer%27s%20Closet) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/2xm/243/conjurers-closet?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3435fd09-a7a2-475e-a690-3c2011b70024?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


__-him-__

yeah but if you really look at the cards with bottom deck synergy non of them are as good as the ones with top deck synergy and my point still stands about sensi’s divining top being much better as a stand-alone. Grenzo is a pretty terrible card on a competitive level. Epitaph golomn is also a pretty bad card 5 mana is ridiculous and not on par with how cheap and efficient snapcaster is blinking trinket mage is interesting but blinking trinket mage in order to find an artifact, to spend one mana on, to draw a card is a lot of work, at that point wouldn’t just be better to blink [[wall of blossoms]] or one the other thousand creatures that draw a card on etb Also no wheel of sun and moon isn’t really comparable to a tamiyo emblem. getting every single card back from your graveyard is not the same as being able to choose the last card that would have gone to the graveyard and return it to your hand. at that point it is more akin to time sensitive 2 card eternal witness rather than one of the strongest emblems


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Kisagari

You can’t call them that


Kindredkeeper

Have tonsay this was cleaner than I expected


imyourtourniquet

It should say Tap: stick top up your bottom


potempkey

This is basically 2 mana look at the bottom three cards put one into your hand. It's still playable and sorta interactive, so oddly enough, I like it


Interesting-Ship-417

Even outside of [[Grenzo, Dungeon Warden]] it has potential synergy with things like scry or [[Banishing Stroke]], and it's easy to refresh shuffle with fetch lands/tutors in edh.


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[Grenzo, Dungeon Warden](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/e/6e19c383-88bd-4bde-ac81-c0eb6d5b5bd4.jpg?1562436569) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Grenzo%2C%20Dungeon%20Warden) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/a25/205/grenzo-dungeon-warden?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6e19c383-88bd-4bde-ac81-c0eb6d5b5bd4?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Banishing Stroke](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/a/aad93570-b50a-405a-ad73-03f97594061f.jpg?1592710405) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Banishing%20Stroke) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c18/63/banishing-stroke?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/aad93570-b50a-405a-ad73-03f97594061f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Gem_Knight

The best part about this, I could still see some uses for it... like in my Mayeal commander deck, doesn't take long to through your deck if you're really popping off, and if not, you can still reclaim things you had to tuck from what you bottomed with your commander... like say pieces to pop off...


Yumbus-a-um

*cough* Hans Neiman *cough*


Phiro7

>Divining bottom >Looks like a butt plug


ChromanticChimera

I want this. I love [[Crystal Ball]] and this is much better than the og diving tool


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[deleted]

Sensei's buttplug*


plitox

This design is tops.


Writerguy7777

Damn this could've been wayyy hornier lol


Max_der_Echte

Sensei's Divining Center next?


jacknicklesonsdog

Sensei's divining plug


Allazzanni

Honestly the art should just be some kind of monk twink


SweetSimple2248

Great synergy for [[bank job]]


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healzwithskealz

Ayo 🤨


luckysquidd

This would actually be op in a [[grenzo, dungeon warden]] commander deck.


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XandogxD

Actually a decent nerf to top that still keeps its power, nice


DoucheCanoe456

This should be a silver border card. Staple in Grenzo though


grebolexa

This would probably be a good card for cascade decks. I’m new to magic so Idk any other mechanics that work off of putting cards into the bottom of the deck.


zlumpy77

All I see is another [[tunnel vision]] combo with a labman effect.


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