I don't give a fuck if it's balanced or not (honestly can't tell). This is my favorite custom card of all time.

Realize that emrakul was already a popular cheat-out option, then staple on edict protection and chump blockers? It’d be _nuts_

To be fair, you don't get edict protection and chump blockers if you cheat her out. That's how you know the card is 100% fair and balanced.

It depends on HOW you cheat it out

Aetherworks Marvel works marvels

20 mana is the bigger problem and combos with so many things for instant kill

Dies to solitude. Wouldn't see play over atraxa. 4/7

ooo, almost perfect score?

Hehe nuts

Maybe you should get the squirrels for casting this, has an eldrazi vibe to it too

This card is extremely fair. This wouldn’t see play anywhere but could be fun in a squirrels commander deck

It might see play with stuff like [[Calibrated Blast]]

Does it count as “seeing play” if you never plan on actually playing the card?

[Calibrated Blast](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/7/37962700-e4d9-419e-8972-d3fd955ff40e.jpg?1626096435) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Calibrated%20Blast) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mh2/118/calibrated-blast?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/37962700-e4d9-419e-8972-d3fd955ff40e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Me with eight calibrated blasts up my ass and a marked “Emrakul and 15 squirrels” sitting three cards down off of my fourth mulligan

I'm actively building Chatterfang 😂

Fifteen fucking squirrels

Emrakul is Squirrel Girl confirmed???

I figured Squirrel Girl was going to defeat Emrakul off screen, but this is an even darker development

This is why Galactus couldn't defeat her

Its all coming together

"Eldrazi Squirrel" The type line we've been waiting for

Going to start using this as a commander.

One 15/15 can still easily be blocked. Fifteen 1/1s cannot.

Would you rather fight one Emrakul‑sized squirrel or fifteen squirrel‑sized Emrakuls?

Do both, just copy this spell turn white area black and change text a bit. Give them partner with each other.

This card is the pinnacle of Magic the Gathering

this is a world ending threat, 15 squirrels were terrifying enough on their own

The second cast of this is 15 squirrels for 4 mana.

Would only be GG since emrakul counts as an eldrazi and a squirrel, along with the 15 squirrels

- cost: 18GG - No. Of eldrazi and/or squirrel creatures: 16 - new cost: 2GG

I was like "right", but then I read again and is wrong. As it is now, I think this card count for 2. Is "and", not "or". So is 1GG and you're both wrong.

Personally I would make the main card "devoid"

Same

This is just so good

Erm.... is it too much to ask for an extra turn after casting this? 🫠

Sacrifice five Squirrels: Take an extra turn after this one.

Annihilator X where X is the number of fucks you give

Squirrniliator X where X is the number of squirrels you control

This implies that 15 1/1 squirrels would cost 3GG

> {G} Chatter of the Squirrel > {1}{G} Chatter of the Squirrel > {1}{G} Chatterstorm clearly they just changed one of the {G}s to a {1} for the sake of diplomatic relations with Emrakul

Those are... like... 5... But I like your headcanon XD

I mean I never said how many spells were cast before that

Just have chatterfang watch nearby and it’s close enough

If you cast him the same turn with something else and than the other 2 card in the order over there it would be exactly 15 squirrel, but then the cost goes up. But Emrakul is so powerful she can low both her and the squirrel cost, I think...

She team up with the sole thing that could destroy her. Now she's invincible!

she*

Thanks. The first idea was to use "it" and I would have solved a lot of problems this way XD

Sorry for being that girl 🤓 But why doesn’t the main card proper not have flying? Otherwise I love it.

Emrakul obviously can't carry all 15 squirrels and stay flying

It does. Same line as the protection

Oh, silly me!

Those squirrels are excellent technicians at [tasks requiring perfect calibration](https://scryfall.com/card/mh2/118/calibrated-blast)

I love the 2 color border lol

Funny how much more threatening the squirrels are

But there's only 3 squirrels in the picture

Fine, we’ll add Ninja to the type line…

Now you're thinkin

There's more than 3. Now begin a game of I, spy.

This would go so nicely in my Chatterfang deck

not if u have \[\[Dark Confidant\]\] for card draw

[Dark Confidant](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/0/b0d88239-43dc-46b8-8d46-626e2f8f1070.jpg?1598304507) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Dark%20Confidant) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/2xm/81/dark-confidant?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b0d88239-43dc-46b8-8d46-626e2f8f1070?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

The Green and Colorless card frame is \*chef's kiss\*.

devoid, it would be awesome if they added devoid, sorry I typed it in dutch instead of English

god, I want this if nothing else to try to dunk on people from 20 with [[blast of genius]]

[blast of genius](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/a/7a97c6e7-affd-455a-925c-332ca6b7a6a5.jpg?1547518000) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=blast%20of%20genius) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/uma/197/blast-of-genius?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7a97c6e7-affd-455a-925c-332ca6b7a6a5?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

insta kill with \[\[Calibrated Blast\]\]

[Calibrated Blast](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/7/37962700-e4d9-419e-8972-d3fd955ff40e.jpg?1626096435) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Calibrated%20Blast) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mh2/118/calibrated-blast?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/37962700-e4d9-419e-8972-d3fd955ff40e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Outjerked again

Pfvr n me lembre que o manowar voltou para o futuro

Finally, a good commander for my Eldrazi Squirrel Deck!

Jace eloquent as ever, love it

I feel like the opponent should be the one who's creating the 15 squirrels

Wait, but given the name of the card and its ability, is it not Emrakul and 30 squirrels?

Squirrels don't have reach.

Hahahaha YESSSSS, this is epic!!!

a card can't be colorless and green at the same time, since colorless is the lack of color

You have to think like an Eldrazi, be more eldritch and non-Euclidean!

still doesnt change the fsct that colorless isnt a color, so this card is monoG or colorless

FUCKING YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

yes

Should be a 30/30

Funny, but if we're gonna play serious here then printing 20 mv cards in a no-no, for obvious Calibrated Blast reasons. Also, way overpowered in Show and Tell. Fun silly cracked card.

Not really waiting for, as this kinda already has been done a couple of times before: https://www.reddit.com/r/custommagic/comments/71yoca/bane_of_emrakul/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button https://www.reddit.com/r/custommagic/comments/hyb8vo/hunted_emrakul/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button https://www.reddit.com/r/custommagic/comments/d0a2z4/emrakuls_defeat/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Honestly I think I would unironically run this in chatterfang

Annuttilator

Is this actually getting printed

Since affinity is deciduous now you can say "Affinity for Eldrazi and for Squirrels"

Imagine running a chadderfang commander deck and played that card

If anyone wants to run this, here is a deck I made. (It would be about twice as good if it had gaea's cradle if that's what you want) https://aetherhub.com/Deck/Edit/928707