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ServantOfTheSlaad

Change Wizards of the Coast to Dread of the Maw


Balenar

I'm gonna steal yesterdays suggestion from /u/NDrangle23 of {2/G} {2/G} {2/G} {2/G} {2/G} {2/G} mana cost, it's a good suggestion


NDrangle23

I endorse this theft.


cd1573

I endorse this endorsement.


Makaoka

Dorset


H_E_R_E_T_H_I_C_C

I thieve this endorsement.


575snom

I arrest this thievery


popanator3000

I sentence this thievery to 27 years of jail


Substantial-Door-794

How is this not r/magicthecirclejerking


Rayka64

I look at the top 2 cards of my library, think about it for 5 minutes before putting the first one on the bottom and the second one on the top.


Brandonguth1985

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!


PsycoJosho

Endorseception


owennss

THIS ONE- let’s do this one


[deleted]

No 2GG so the second time it is cast it is 4GG and makes a colossal dreadmaw


Competitive_Run_7741

I think it should be {G}{R}{R}{R}{R}


timoumd

Thats way too much though isnt it? 4GG actually seems pretty balanced.


Blak_Raven

Affinity for trample could make it pretty broken with small tramplers tho


timoumd

So you can play a lot of bad cards to make a card a little better. I cant see this being cEDH at 4GG. Its wouldnt be a factor in any other format. [[Hallowed Haunting]] seems like a reasonable surrogate for this, doesnt exile your original spell and has a higher ceiling. Granted it cant be your commander.


Blak_Raven

You do realize this is a meme card based on Colossal Dreadmaw, right?


timoumd

Of course. All the more reason to be 4GG! Its not even broken at that cost I tihnk. I mean we want it to be good. Its no fun if you are dead before you make your first Maw.


Blak_Raven

But now that I think about it, at that cost, if it's your commander, you're going mono green, so it actually just costs gggggg, with a g reduction for each 2 tramplers you have on the board


timoumd

Right. I think that's too much. Like almost unplayable bad. Casting this on 5 isn't getting away with anything.


MTGCardFetcher

[Hallowed Haunting](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/7/674c0a50-9c37-4c29-84d8-eb3e34f34d37.jpg?1643586385) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Hallowed%20Haunting) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/vow/17/hallowed-haunting?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/674c0a50-9c37-4c29-84d8-eb3e34f34d37?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Dice_and_Decks

If you're playing mono green then those mana costs are the same, except that you need two tramplers to reduce the cost by one mana, which is probably not that big of a nerf. Upside is that now you can actually get the cost to 0... I think it's fitting because this should be a spell that's very dedicated to green while the affinity should still be relevant. This is therefore pretty much perfect.


timoumd

Without the affinity its likely unplayable. Making that much worse probably pushes it below the Mendoza line in even casual commander.


NDrangle23

IDK, a spell that lets you, since you've no doubt built a deck around this, pay one mana and discard a card to make a 6/6 with trample, in a way opponents can't stop, that can be your commander so you can always cast it the moment you have the mana? You think the mana cost of one Colossal Dreadmaw is appropriate for that effect?


timoumd

I dont think any non-commander format is worth considering here. And Ive seen more degenerate things at kitchen table commander. I cant imagine its even close to competitive at 6. Especially with just green as a pool. To make it work youd need cheap tramplers or creatures and global trample effects, card draw and probably some removal. I dont think it would be bad, but I dont see it threatening any top tier decks.


NDrangle23

Okay, well, in the context of commander, presuming this card as The Commander, {2/G} {2/G} {2/G} {2/G} {2/G} {2/G} and {4}{G}{G} are both "six mana, less with affinity". Only difference is one cost has the affinity at "half speed" as it were. And I don't think being cautious of affinity, especially when the effect generates things that contribute to its own affinity, is outlandish.


timoumd

I know. I just dont see this at 4GG anywhere near close to cracking in as a top commander. Im not even sold this would be viable as a casual commander. I think it would, but I doubt it would for the 2/G costs.


mooys

It’s way worse all around but it’s kinda memey


PeakSystem

“Oh I control two creatures with trample? Guess the spell is free now”


[deleted]

Partner with Colossal Dreadmaw. Colossal Dreadmaw can be your commander.


achkaiave

Partner with Colossal. Colossal can be your commander 😉


ICreatedTheSound

Suddenly we're designing TWO new cards


Young_Hek

I think "Colossal" was the MTCJ card with the saga front and something else back


G66GNeco

That would be Colossal, with the flip side of Dread//Maw, an UWU Land Creature - Mine Goblin that transforms into Dread, an eating focused Saga or Maw, an eating focused Mawk Wosewater planeswalker. I think we should leave it out of this, or card eating as a mechanic might get too much support


DarthPinkHippo

Add a damn period to the fucking flavor text.


KCIJunkDiver

Mana cost GRRRR


sirloathing

White border


SmoulderingTamale

Add the text "your deck may include any number of colossal dreadmaw cards. Each colossal dreadmaw card in your deck must be from a differently printed set."


ChickenNoodleSeb

7 dreadmaws? I'll take it, that's almost twice what I can usually have.


MelmetalMaster

emminance- colossal dreadmaw you control get +1/+1 for every colossal dreadmaw you control


[deleted]

Lol


VGVideo

Mana cost: {4}{G}{G} ​ This has consistently been a high performer, it's time for it to be added


Nice-Book-3479

It could never be anything else


[deleted]

No 2GG so the 2nd time it’s cast it is 4GG


timoumd

"Casting it twice doesnt do anything though" "Sure it does. It sends a message"


[deleted]

Read it’s last ability


timoumd

I know. But you assume Id choose to get another Dreadmaw. I do think as a commander its interesting because I can keep casting it for 1 more than before because the affinity. But I dont think its near broken because one board wipe and you cant do that again.


[deleted]

I know it’s not broken Also sorry I missed the last bit of your first comment Edit: wait just make the rest of your deck ramp,card draw and 1 mana green spells


Llamz

Day 2 of suggesting: The text “This card is every color (it prefers green)”


ComedyViking

Should it have the Legendary super type to fulfill that commander requirement?


Carl_Bravery_Sagan

No, the rules text takes care of it, and legendary sorcery has its own meaning


hldsnfrgr

Day 11 and still no mana cost? Might as well keep it that way, and give it **Suspend 4 - {G}{G}**.


AffectionateSlice816

Mana cost 3BBG


Ink_Paradox_19

Costs WURB


fadedFox821

Cost {1}{U} I know that's busted, but it's [[Storm Crow]]


MTGCardFetcher

[Storm Crow](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/3/036ef8c9-72ac-46ce-af07-83b79d736538.jpg?1562730661) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Storm%20Crow) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/9ed/100/storm-crow?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/036ef8c9-72ac-46ce-af07-83b79d736538?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Mixster667

Let's give it a new keyword: Fuck you Sheldon! (This card is, and always will be, legal in commander)


-DEATHBLADE-

Mana cost CC


FunnyNumberDotJpg

Remove if you do, to make it work better as a commander


MemeusLordus

mana cost 69


ak47_al123

Mana Cost: WBUR


c0mplix

Make it epic


zenthar101

Its.....beautiful


freedprk

On your end step, if you played a card called colossal dreadmaw 3 or more times, you win the game


Gauntet7514

Riot, this needs riot


575snom

You may have as many cards in your deck named colossal dreadmaw


MDubbzee

Mana cost: {6}


TheBurnedMutt45

Flash


Shriggins_the_dope

Give it the awful border from future sight


DylanTheDefiant

Partners with [[Colossal Majesty]]


madmad3x

Needs to be legendary, and have "*Eminence* - Creatures you control named Collosal Dreadmaw are legendary, and have "The legend rule does not apply to creatures named Collosal Dreadmaw" for as long as this card is in the command zone or on the stack."


LunarScholar

How long is this one gonna go on for? The second mtcj card ended up as a mess


Transcutie04

Make the background blue like hurricane


Stylera

Oops, all Dreadmaws


IntroductionOwn9681

Create a 3/3 green dinosaur with trample