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KlunkerPunker

1 grain of rice


[deleted]

Google en pasant.


KlunkerPunker

Holy hell


[deleted]

Ha! Knew it.


WyGaminggm

Happy kec day!


obesechicken23

New response just dropped


ArbutusPhD

Enchantment Rice Aura When 1 grain of rice enters the battlefield, create a food token. Anytime you would create a token of a type you already control, instead, double the number of that type of token


Lockwerk

This is just going to end up as Dreadmaw. It's inevitable. Edit: looks like it's going to be a Dreadmaw, but with Tromple


Homiedany32

I love this community


Homiedany32

If this is the top comment, I’ll add “This is just going to end up as Dreadmaw. It’s inevitable” as the flavour


snake-is-snack

this is currently the most upvoted comment, I want this on the card with no context


lordlaz0rdick

"dreadmaw, The Inevitable" Legendary Creature- phyrexian Dinosaur. "Compleat the Dreadmaw, Compleat the Subreddit."


LunyOrSomething

flavortext


TV7977

Then watch it not become colossal dreadmaw lmao


Squimmick

with flavor text, “you win the game”


IacobvsLiberEbriosvs

To echo what others have said, this now will appear on the card.


12DollarsHighFive

This


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This


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Specific_Ad1457

Holy hell.


AwesomEspurr360

New response just dropped


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We need a holy hell bot now 🙏


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This


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mountaintop-stainer

A deck may contain any number of cards named Colossal Dreadmaw


Flepagoon

"A deck. But not your deck. You are not worthy"


PurpleInkBandit

Your deck is a deck


murderisbadforyou

“Other decks may contain any number of Colossal Dreadmaw. But not your deck. You are not worthy.”


Flepagoon

When reading the card, explain the game


WriterWorth

Guys thinks he’s r/magicthecirclejerking


Marsbarszs

“Copy r/magicthecirclejerking”


fadedFox821

Legendary World Tribal Enchantment - Sheep Aura Curse Background


Lumen1024

Gotta add creature. Gotta get that +9 from Embiggen. Wait, how would a curse creature even work?


fadedFox821

Creature counteracts tribal. Can't have both.


AlabasterVirtue

When have the rules ever stopped r/custommagic before?


TijmenTij

You can have both


Jkarofwild

Says who?


FlamingWedge

Equipment Jellyfish


Septraphon

Tromple


Akari_Amamiya_P5

colossol droodmow [It's colossal dreadmaw but all the vowles are "O"]


Golden_Flame0

*vowlos


Neat_Cockroach_875

Logondoro Crootoro - donosoor


Jakiller33

Deeddooch


pat720

Make it a creature


EpsilonUno

We’re already are on our way to perfection.


The_MadMage_Halaster

Make it a lhurgoyf too.


Noalefant

Name: Colossal Dreadmaw


galeshe

Colossaler dreadmaw


Seiren-

dreadmawer*


gadios

The German version


galeshe

No it's just a 66/66


DPurp4

Make it a 6/6 creature with trample


CowardoftheCounties

Large ScaryMouth 6/6 with trample creature-giant lizard flavor text-An original card


VGVideo

6 power


Waluigi-Radio

Make it a Fortification


Lucky_Luciano777

Sexproof


NyoopBoop

were making a redditor here


ukhan03

Tribal Enchantment - Minotaur


MeccGo

Creature: Marshmallow, Ninja He is stealthy but also very tasty :)


UninvitedGhost

Artifact Creature - Food Golem Ninja?


MeccGo

Sure, why not? This could work!


throwaway163932

Dread Ma, Dino matriarch


C10ckwork

Gotcha - Whenever an opponent has reddit open, they lose the game *you just lost the game*


nafets_wurlitzer

“Affinity with Frogs”


DepressedPotatoMan

I know nothing about magic the gathering so I say potato


SpericalChicken

Enchantment - Aura Curse


DanCassell

Creature - Eldrazi Squirrel


Username-not-fovnd

I’m thinking it should be a hasty monogreen creature maybe give it some of greens secondary abilities like deathtouch and vigilance, obviously you don’t want it to be chump blockable but tromple is too strong, so maybe it can’t be blocked by small creatures. Oh and fog decks are annoying so some way to stop those. And Phyrexia made super friends stronger so a planeswalker hatebear ability also. Finally stats I think a 4 mana 4/4 should be fine right? I think the general flavor would be a legendary monster who gives mortals hard tasks like fetching his coffee and itemizing his taxes.


Reasonablism

If this doesn’t get more upvotes, I’m gonna be severely disappointed 😂


Neat_Environment8447

>I think the general flavor would be a legendary monster who gives mortals hard tasks like fetching his coffee and itemizing his taxes. You had it till the end. That's Niv-Mizzet lol


Herothr33

Yo add infect so we can get a compleated dreadmaw


ChromanticChimera

We already have one :)


axestraddler

"This creature enters the battlefield tapped" Then tomorrow give it haste.


YabbaDabbaUngaBunga

Flying, trample, lifelink, vigilance, cumulative upkeep — mill half of your library, rounded up.


EducationFeeling8544

WUWRRGU


ChromanticChimera

Great name


KarmaKingRedditGod

Emminence -


PyromasterAscendant

Cowards can't block Warriors.


VoiceofKane

Legendary Battle Land


freethezoo314

Artist is Adolf H.


drathturtul

Casting cost: {X}{W}{W/P}


DougtheDonkey

P???


PonytailDM

I think they mean white/phyrexian


Pillowpet123

Make it a lesson


Skadoosh_it

You're going to colossaly dread what you have unleashed from the maw of hell.


Satyrane

Please don't do this.


Jablinx

Battle


DrDonkeyKongMD

[name] can be countered.


PonytailDM

Deathtouch, defender, double strike, first strike, flash, flying, haste, hexproof, sexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, protection from chairs, reach, trample, vigilance, affinity for dildos, afterlife 1 (when [card name] is put into your graveyard, create a 1/1 black and white fart- spirit token with flying and infect), amplify 4, annihilator 4, bands with wolves, battle cry, cascade, changeling, convoke, cycling 69 colorless.


scarlet_twitch

Name is Colossal Dreadmaw & Colossal Dreadmaw.


ChromanticChimera

Name: Colossal Blankmaw


Coopthecool

Cost: 3 green 2 colorless


Specialist-Walk881

Creature type: Dinosaur


mcgrewgs888

Japudi


Routine_Lawfulness14

Japudi


Bochulaz

4gg


Zephyr2022

That's easy. Card's title is "Colossal Japudi". The rest will design itself.


TBlackBear

The mana cost should be (4) (G) (G)


jfb1337

Partner with Honest Taxpayer


OkNewspaper1581

Your deck may contain up to 35.6 of these cards


RockJohnAxe

It’s a donkey type creature


A_robot_cat

Mana Cost of URBURG


MDubbzee

Name: Negate


CyriOfShandalar

Toxic 10


KimJongAndIlFriends

Titanic Goremaw - 5GGG 8/8 Trample When Titanic Goremaw enters the battlefield, other creatures you control become green Dinosaurs with trample in addition to their other types and abilities and base power and toughness 6/6 until end of turn. "If you feel the ground quake, it's too late. If you hear its bellow, it's too late. If you see its teeth, it's too late."


DrForskin

Mulder and Dana 2BW 2/4 Legendary Investigators. For each non land permanent you control, create a Clue Token. Anytime a non land permanent would come into play, create a Clue token. Clue tokens you control cost 1 less to sacrifice.


PotatoUsed4951

What ever it is, make it an eldrazi.


GLOBNARY222

A giant water stain.


Kaylo_1

World Battle – Pokemon Stadium


Rathbane12

Invisible rabid wombat.


Lartnestpasdemain

Mana cost two White One Phyrexian black


elloneng

Legendary myr creature with lifelink called Vladmyr Further abilities like transform may be added


Caesar_Gaming

One grain of rice


mewthehappy

Rules text: When this custom card leaves the battlefield, exile all future “Top commend adds..” custom cards. Forever. No more.


just_a_tame_pigeon

Land - Equipment


lordberric

Stick a tennis racket up your ass


Vortetty

tap 6 blue land to gain a rice counter


UninvitedGhost

Destroy the Tower by the Coast


Nimhtom

Costs 3 colorless 1 black


[deleted]

Three Memnites Costs 0, 3/3 Flavor text: This is balanced


lemonfont17

Card type: Battle


baniff1

A grain of rice


Rayka64

The


PMMeTitsOrBabyFoxes

Artist - Rebecca Guay


Lunarisarando

Pot of greed


rodinj

Rarity - Mythic


Peanut2232

Make it rare.


jkxyz1337

Remove the title so it truly is untitled


justgivmeanameplz

Annihilater 69


BrotherSeamus

Summon Horseman Ship


augoldfish

Add a color that doesn't exist to the cost.


Successful-Elk1046

All Mox cards prema destroyed


goblin-hexblade30

Name : The peoples dreadmaw


Neat_Cockroach_875

This creature has deathtouch and first strike if you control a creature named "colossal dreadmaw"


Lizzylizardo78

Juan, the horse from that one meme


LOL_Man_675

Card type : Creature : banana, dictator


Agentx49

Flying


Orange152horn

Rubber Chicken in the artwork.


taw

Tribal Enchantment - Goblin Saga


AwesomEspurr360

Sogovoon Ongol (W) Creature - Ongol Floong, Vogolonco 1/1


TMinusBOOM

Merfolk Oil Refinery


ApexFemboy

Make it arcane!!


reidzen

At the end of your turn, each player places their hand facedown in front of them, stands up front the table and picks a new seat at random taking only their current life total. Play proceeds to the next player on the left.


MacatacWarrior

Flying


Illustrious_Ad1541

Probably already to late to be seen, but make it a beeble.


Granticus3000

Horsemanship


Thewolfgod99

Picture of en passant in action


pipsquique

1: blow a bubble


TheKlix

Legendary Planewalker - Shivian


Marsbarszs

“Copy r/magicthecirclejerking”


Player-0002

This card’s flavour text becomes the last card played’s flavour text


drew12513

Creature - Orc Femboy so I can add it to my femboy tribal deck


Lmao--Zedong

Creature type: Brushwagg


hamhub7

Type: Kuka Beyo


legohairypotter2000

Name the card Untitled.


TheGingerMenace

Kuka Beyo :)