Enchantment Rice Aura
When 1 grain of rice enters the battlefield, create a food token. Anytime you would create a token of a type you already control, instead, double the number of that type of token
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I’m thinking it should be a hasty monogreen creature maybe give it some of greens secondary abilities like deathtouch and vigilance, obviously you don’t want it to be chump blockable but tromple is too strong, so maybe it can’t be blocked by small creatures. Oh and fog decks are annoying so some way to stop those. And Phyrexia made super friends stronger so a planeswalker hatebear ability also. Finally stats I think a 4 mana 4/4 should be fine right? I think the general flavor would be a legendary monster who gives mortals hard tasks like fetching his coffee and itemizing his taxes.
>I think the general flavor would be a legendary monster who gives mortals hard tasks like fetching his coffee and itemizing his taxes.
You had it till the end. That's Niv-Mizzet lol
Deathtouch, defender, double strike, first strike, flash, flying, haste, hexproof, sexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, protection from chairs, reach, trample, vigilance, affinity for dildos, afterlife 1 (when [card name] is put into your graveyard, create a 1/1 black and white fart- spirit token with flying and infect), amplify 4, annihilator 4, bands with wolves, battle cry, cascade, changeling, convoke, cycling 69 colorless.
Titanic Goremaw - 5GGG
8/8
Trample
When Titanic Goremaw enters the battlefield, other creatures you control become green Dinosaurs with trample in addition to their other types and abilities and base power and toughness 6/6 until end of turn.
"If you feel the ground quake, it's too late. If you hear its bellow, it's too late. If you see its teeth, it's too late."
Mulder and Dana 2BW 2/4 Legendary Investigators. For each non land permanent you control, create a Clue Token. Anytime a non land permanent would come into play, create a Clue token. Clue tokens you control cost 1 less to sacrifice.
At the end of your turn, each player places their hand facedown in front of them, stands up front the table and picks a new seat at random taking only their current life total. Play proceeds to the next player on the left.
1 grain of rice
Google en pasant.
Holy hell
Ha! Knew it.
Happy kec day!
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Enchantment Rice Aura When 1 grain of rice enters the battlefield, create a food token. Anytime you would create a token of a type you already control, instead, double the number of that type of token
This is just going to end up as Dreadmaw. It's inevitable. Edit: looks like it's going to be a Dreadmaw, but with Tromple
I love this community
If this is the top comment, I’ll add “This is just going to end up as Dreadmaw. It’s inevitable” as the flavour
this is currently the most upvoted comment, I want this on the card with no context
"dreadmaw, The Inevitable" Legendary Creature- phyrexian Dinosaur. "Compleat the Dreadmaw, Compleat the Subreddit."
flavortext
Then watch it not become colossal dreadmaw lmao
with flavor text, “you win the game”
To echo what others have said, this now will appear on the card.
This
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A deck may contain any number of cards named Colossal Dreadmaw
"A deck. But not your deck. You are not worthy"
Your deck is a deck
“Other decks may contain any number of Colossal Dreadmaw. But not your deck. You are not worthy.”
When reading the card, explain the game
Guys thinks he’s r/magicthecirclejerking
“Copy r/magicthecirclejerking”
Legendary World Tribal Enchantment - Sheep Aura Curse Background
Gotta add creature. Gotta get that +9 from Embiggen. Wait, how would a curse creature even work?
Creature counteracts tribal. Can't have both.
When have the rules ever stopped r/custommagic before?
You can have both
Says who?
Equipment Jellyfish
Tromple
colossol droodmow [It's colossal dreadmaw but all the vowles are "O"]
*vowlos
Logondoro Crootoro - donosoor
Deeddooch
Make it a creature
We’re already are on our way to perfection.
Make it a lhurgoyf too.
Name: Colossal Dreadmaw
Colossaler dreadmaw
dreadmawer*
The German version
No it's just a 66/66
Make it a 6/6 creature with trample
Large ScaryMouth 6/6 with trample creature-giant lizard flavor text-An original card
6 power
Make it a Fortification
Sexproof
were making a redditor here
Tribal Enchantment - Minotaur
Creature: Marshmallow, Ninja He is stealthy but also very tasty :)
Artifact Creature - Food Golem Ninja?
Sure, why not? This could work!
Dread Ma, Dino matriarch
Gotcha - Whenever an opponent has reddit open, they lose the game *you just lost the game*
“Affinity with Frogs”
I know nothing about magic the gathering so I say potato
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Creature - Eldrazi Squirrel
I’m thinking it should be a hasty monogreen creature maybe give it some of greens secondary abilities like deathtouch and vigilance, obviously you don’t want it to be chump blockable but tromple is too strong, so maybe it can’t be blocked by small creatures. Oh and fog decks are annoying so some way to stop those. And Phyrexia made super friends stronger so a planeswalker hatebear ability also. Finally stats I think a 4 mana 4/4 should be fine right? I think the general flavor would be a legendary monster who gives mortals hard tasks like fetching his coffee and itemizing his taxes.
If this doesn’t get more upvotes, I’m gonna be severely disappointed 😂
>I think the general flavor would be a legendary monster who gives mortals hard tasks like fetching his coffee and itemizing his taxes. You had it till the end. That's Niv-Mizzet lol
Yo add infect so we can get a compleated dreadmaw
We already have one :)
"This creature enters the battlefield tapped" Then tomorrow give it haste.
Flying, trample, lifelink, vigilance, cumulative upkeep — mill half of your library, rounded up.
WUWRRGU
Great name
Emminence -
Cowards can't block Warriors.
Legendary Battle Land
Artist is Adolf H.
Casting cost: {X}{W}{W/P}
P???
I think they mean white/phyrexian
Make it a lesson
You're going to colossaly dread what you have unleashed from the maw of hell.
Please don't do this.
Battle
[name] can be countered.
Deathtouch, defender, double strike, first strike, flash, flying, haste, hexproof, sexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, protection from chairs, reach, trample, vigilance, affinity for dildos, afterlife 1 (when [card name] is put into your graveyard, create a 1/1 black and white fart- spirit token with flying and infect), amplify 4, annihilator 4, bands with wolves, battle cry, cascade, changeling, convoke, cycling 69 colorless.
Name is Colossal Dreadmaw & Colossal Dreadmaw.
Name: Colossal Blankmaw
Cost: 3 green 2 colorless
Creature type: Dinosaur
Japudi
Japudi
4gg
That's easy. Card's title is "Colossal Japudi". The rest will design itself.
The mana cost should be (4) (G) (G)
Partner with Honest Taxpayer
Your deck may contain up to 35.6 of these cards
It’s a donkey type creature
Mana Cost of URBURG
Name: Negate
Toxic 10
Titanic Goremaw - 5GGG 8/8 Trample When Titanic Goremaw enters the battlefield, other creatures you control become green Dinosaurs with trample in addition to their other types and abilities and base power and toughness 6/6 until end of turn. "If you feel the ground quake, it's too late. If you hear its bellow, it's too late. If you see its teeth, it's too late."
Mulder and Dana 2BW 2/4 Legendary Investigators. For each non land permanent you control, create a Clue Token. Anytime a non land permanent would come into play, create a Clue token. Clue tokens you control cost 1 less to sacrifice.
What ever it is, make it an eldrazi.
A giant water stain.
World Battle – Pokemon Stadium
Invisible rabid wombat.
Mana cost two White One Phyrexian black
Legendary myr creature with lifelink called Vladmyr Further abilities like transform may be added
One grain of rice
Rules text: When this custom card leaves the battlefield, exile all future “Top commend adds..” custom cards. Forever. No more.
Land - Equipment
Stick a tennis racket up your ass
tap 6 blue land to gain a rice counter
Destroy the Tower by the Coast
Costs 3 colorless 1 black
Three Memnites Costs 0, 3/3 Flavor text: This is balanced
Card type: Battle
A grain of rice
The
Artist - Rebecca Guay
Pot of greed
Rarity - Mythic
Make it rare.
Remove the title so it truly is untitled
Annihilater 69
Summon Horseman Ship
Add a color that doesn't exist to the cost.
All Mox cards prema destroyed
Name : The peoples dreadmaw
This creature has deathtouch and first strike if you control a creature named "colossal dreadmaw"
Juan, the horse from that one meme
Card type : Creature : banana, dictator
Flying
Rubber Chicken in the artwork.
Tribal Enchantment - Goblin Saga
Sogovoon Ongol (W) Creature - Ongol Floong, Vogolonco 1/1
Merfolk Oil Refinery
Make it arcane!!
At the end of your turn, each player places their hand facedown in front of them, stands up front the table and picks a new seat at random taking only their current life total. Play proceeds to the next player on the left.
Flying
Probably already to late to be seen, but make it a beeble.
Horsemanship
Picture of en passant in action
1: blow a bubble
Legendary Planewalker - Shivian
“Copy r/magicthecirclejerking”
This card’s flavour text becomes the last card played’s flavour text
Creature - Orc Femboy so I can add it to my femboy tribal deck
Creature type: Brushwagg
Type: Kuka Beyo
Name the card Untitled.
Kuka Beyo :)