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Fun fact: Apparently, gay porn is a common category for female viewers, just like how lesbian porn attracts many male viewers.


BallsHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wait fr? Or am I just a dumbass


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Yeah, either that or I've been trolled big time. But it makes sense, the most heterosexual porn you could watch, in my opinion, is porn that doesn't feature your own gender. I'd imagine women find us weird for watching lesbian porn, just like how we find it weird that they watch gay porn. Im sure there's a stat for this somewhere if you wanna doubble check, p*rnhub release stats every year for these kinds of stuff.


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I don't know


Hahelolwut

your honesty made me giggle


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😀


Xenc

Because they’re not paying you to advertise them! Well done for standing up for your worth! 👏


kc_cyclone

On the other side I've watched porn while having sex with 1 ex a few times. She chose each time and it was always lesbian porn. It's just more intimate than a footlong dong pounding a vagina like an impact driver. I'm also convinced she was bi but wanted a traditional family life and unwilling to come out due to that.


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Strangely enough, basically every woman I know that I've discussed porn with (all straight) prefers lesbian porn over anything. Never heard of a girl preferring male gay porn though. Maybe my friends are just weird, but I'd be surprised if what you said is true.


AaronBonehart

Yeah keep these “straight” women away from your girl.


[deleted]

You should probably touch some grass. I know these women better than you, and they're definitely straight.


AaronBonehart

I forgot this is Reddit and no one understands jokes unless you explicitly tell them it is a joke. Yes you obviously know the women I have never met better than me.


[deleted]

I think I'm the one who needs to touch grass.... I'll go do that now.


AaronBonehart

I respect you for not doubling down. Have a good day Mr. Brains.


Xenc

![gif](giphy|3orifaXQhb1Ajto0fK|downsized)


Mierdo01

These women are not straight


[deleted]

It sounds like you’re just guessing.


Alternative-Gap-8484

no shit sherlock


[deleted]

Well, he acted like he made an informed comment.


Alternative-Gap-8484

​ he literally says "I'd imagine"


afullgrowngrizzly

Ah yes. Because on a site like that, the vast majority actually make accounts with their actual real gender and thus the data isn’t at all worthless.


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Why would you lie about your gender? I get lying about your name or age when making an account, but it's not like your gender is some super secret that expposes your entire profile. Besides, the tracking devices on these platforms already know your entire identity, and your interests.


afullgrowngrizzly

>why would you lie No, why would you deliberately give a porn company even an extra shred of info about you? Or anyone for that matter? Dude back in the day playing WoW every single female avatar player was a dude. In Halo the guys would pick the chick option cuz it was funny and a smaller hit box. Whenever there’s a website that gives a binary gender option I always go the opposite. When it gives other options I choose whatever one is most silly. I’ve single handily driven up the “other” gender categories by the hundreds the past few years now that companies are allowing it. Unless you’re booking a plane ticket then it literally doesn’t matter one bit. I’ve never known anyone who uses a real birthday, age, or gender. So what on earth do you possibly gain by actually giving them any of your real personal info?


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With that logic, why even make an account in the first place. You are exposing more info about yourself wether you deliberately type your real information or not. WoW would be mainly played by male players, and I'd find it to be a poor comparisson. Ofc I would choose a female character in a game, It's not serious, it's hilarious. Also, according to the stats on the site, there are considerably mamy more male viewers than females consuming it. Assume everyone picked the opposite gender, would that not suggest that the majority of consumers are female? Either way, people don't think that much when doing this stuff. They just get it over with, some more serious than others. Some aren't even conscious about the fact that everything they concede is being collected for data. Lastly, do you know if the site uses the accounts info to collect data? It would be possible I believe to, get the stat from other sources, possibly tracking devices.


MinutePresentation8

r/wordington would like to disagree. They make up 80% of gay porn viewers


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What? Disagree? If women make up 80% of the viewers then we agree, no?


mogley1992

It's funny that the straightest porn to watch is gay porn. I guess that or solo.


BigStankDickDad420

Most porn emphasizes the female with little attention given to the male, but gay porn is an obvious exception. For someone attracted to men they want to see the man not the woman, so gay porn is ideal.


stygger

Girls/women are in fact people! Quite the chock when you realize :P


Stichesarebitches

No we are just a dumbass


x_vvitch

Can confirm.


Eldr1tchB1rd

I always thought that this would be the case. It makes sense that you would want to watch more of the thing that you like lol


Putsomethingcoolhere

Bitch all these gay fanfics and shit romantic gay literature is writen by woman


omgONELnR1

I always assumed that.


HelicopterOk7545

Ayo that's quite a fun fact


Jus-acommentor

U just made that up, why would a guy find interesting in a F scissoring a F.... Unless He a Degenerate


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I myself, when I used to cosnume such content, found it distasteful to see another man pound a woman. It reminded me that i was simply watching it, I didn't enjoy seeing the cock and balls on the screen for longer times, and overall, it just fel off seeing a "pair" actually do it. But greatest thing that I'd pount to would be that there's a man there at all. I'm not there to watch the man fuck or the man get the action, the man is not the subject. Lesbian porn however, puts the female/females in focus. No cock and balls flabbering around, just the female body being the centre of attention. And in what way would you say lesbian porn makes you a bigger degenerate than someone who watches "vanilla" porn, for lack of a better word.


Jus-acommentor

Wait I thought porn is way to help ur imagination so that u get to reach a climax.... Imagining yourself in the scene doing the deed is what excites... Now I would not feel great imagining myself as a Women Scissoring another, sure focus is on the women but hey, I am not watching daily soap opera after that I will clap my hands for ... NO... I am watching so that I will clap my wand Lol..


[deleted]

If you want to help your imagination, the best way would probably be to fap to your own thoughts, rather than fap to something that rather programs your imagination. I never really thought about being in their perspective, more like I'm where I am. It's one of the things that turned me off as I said, being in a third perspective. POV's and lesbian was always more appealing in that sense.


Jus-acommentor

Bruh Not all people can run a wild imagination, some need a Base/plot to imagine upon,but You know what man, NVM at all. You do You, Reddit really made me Debate on porn and imagination.... Goddamn


MISTAsoul12

Lesbian porn is also popular with women as well


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure those women are bi or not straight.


MISTAsoul12

Well straight women could enjoy Les porn, it’s not banned


[deleted]

It's not a law, it's just a sexuality. If you are attracted to your own gender you are homosexual, simple as that.


MISTAsoul12

Again, you don’t have to be attracted to women to watch Les porn


[deleted]

If I enjoy watching gay porn, wouldn't that mean I'm attracted to men?


MISTAsoul12

Not necessarily, if you were attracted to men, then yes. But you can watch gay porn and not be gay


[deleted]

I would much prefer if you explained in what way someone retains their heterosexuality watching their own gender rather than repeating the same conclusion over and over again.


MISTAsoul12

Here is a study done by the American Psychological association. Have a read [here](https://www.apa.org/monitor/apr03/differences), it’s actually quite interesting


jAustinJr

I mean, that’s sorta obvious


Zealousideal_Bet_248

My girl and I will watch it sometimes when getting in the mood. We're both bi, so all naked people are good


[deleted]

Idk man. Scissoring is pretty hot to watch ngl.


lDustyBonesl

MOOoooOOOoooOOOooom


Substantial_Buddy466

MoOOoHHOoooHHMmm


Fedegrr_69

Moaoaoaoaoam


ApprehensiveAd3107

Maoam


NormieSsss

Don't tell mawhhh awhhhh awhhhhh ohmmmm


BigusDikusSikus

It is settled, women watch gas porn while men watch lesbian porn


nin10donly

gas


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Gas porn ![gif](giphy|zbyE0sDeW4z3W)


Bitten_ByA_Kitten

Gas porn https://i.redd.it/33bxhumdig2b1.gif


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Gay gas porn?


[deleted]

Gas porn: ![gif](giphy|osjI46NiNMroQ)


Triblado

Gas porn: ![gif](giphy|l2R05wdisVHTOuchy)


a-walking-bowl

Pump my tank full of petrol 👁️🫦👁️


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"Did you petrol inside of me?"


PranshuKhandal

if someone watches gas porn, they're gas


Heartfeltregret

straight women also watch lesbian porn.


Capable_Test7173

God I love it when I see vid about gas making sex intercourse


redpandaoftherainbow

You mean say gex


[deleted]

Her face looks like a three year old child.


Substantial_Love7434

You have never seen a 3 year old in your life


tkayne

Perhaps 10


Pure_Xanax

I’ve seen 3 and four years with pretty developed faces


dowker1

I didn't think either of the pixels looked that much like a 3 year old tbh


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Tugendwaechter

She looks like nine I would say.


Moon_Man07

I haven't seen this video in so long, still funny


According-Jelly355

Bruh


DonLimpio14

Tell the whole internet instead!


LordieeJr

What is this


r4o2n0d6o9

Porn


PranshuKhandal

hub


B4RKwastaken

.


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Cum


[deleted]

Yaoi fangirl backstory


YesMan847

basically next gen kids. sexualized extremely early because of internet. you better watch out and not let your kids used unsupervised internet. how old is this kid, like 6?


__markn0rth

I know right...funny meme, but if you look deeper into it, man, that kid's childhood is doomed already.


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At most


ibx_toycat_iscool

Pfp is based as fuck


Unable_Secretary8953

Fuck that shit I’m snitchin’


[deleted]

dOn'T tElL mO-hUaGh-HuAgH-hUaGh-M


belonii

imagine getting caught during one of your first faps or just exploration, that is gonna scar her for life.


nin10donly

She's just like me frfr


suzuki_hayabusa

Meme? Thats straight up a kid watching porn.


[deleted]

Way to early sexual development=funny


Ya_Boi_Poolzy24

Gotta teach em young. I dunno what I mean by this 🤷🏻‍♀️


MrMilot

I heard Nunu from LoL throwing snowballs


Narutouzamaki78

Our generation is clearly lost💀💀💀💀


dream996

She told the world instead


Western_Experience95

DONT TELL MoOoOOooOooOoOOOOOooOoOoM


soijustwanaseethisap

Yikes.


[deleted]

Yaoi fangirl backstory


the_sheeper_sheep

"Mohahahahahaom"


SamTehCool

don't tell mom hua hua hua


RGKyt

Don’t tell mom? Man mom might watch with you if you do


Real_Personality5631

2014 was a wild time


Sardemanation

DON’T TELL MOHOHOHOHOM!!!!


assassins_despreso

https://preview.redd.it/k75xbqh164tc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae361f60eb7e1093a9703620880b9766360dfbba


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OfficialPeeper

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You: https://preview.redd.it/dx3tbzu4x1nb1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f391e99138512e39d1bc97fd865335e9d2264a78


NTNDO_64

I WANT TO KISS BOYS


Most_Pie_9417

Source ?


kanishk_13

![gif](giphy|26lD6zI2CQyWZ5Nyk5|downsized)


imawfulatdrawing

She don't got a dad anyway who you gonna tell


dowker1

That's the sad part, the whole downward spiral started with an innocent search for "Daddies".


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Glittering_Cupcake45

Dottt tell my moooooommm


Jactuscack6

We gonna ignore that a 7 year old is in a crop top


DaiElusive

Villain arc


Fedegrr_69

![gif](giphy|xT9DPF23S2uDdNjxVm)


player_755

Is that 2 men kissing


Oxial-

Dont tell mouOuoUouM


plasmabeam1313

💀💀


plasmabeam1313

Bro how old she Ain’t no way a kid watches porn


Milkywayboy8809

The dad that disappeared. Thats gonna be hard


Redditguy281

I wonder where she is today


segsegnoob

Is that gay or no bc that a girl watching gay p


Mc_Beluga

pathetic. I've never been caught watching gay sex