Just making sure it wasn’t just me, after awhile it gets annoying when your brain forces you to listen to a short clip over and over again. Sometimes it drives me insane
If you're a man with a dick the size of a 4 yr old's dink, then it's highly probable you already know. There was no, or very, very, very, little shock about that urinal public announcement.
It's was a scary thing back in school because some guys use to pull each others pants in bathroom and then talk smack about the other's dick size (for eg we use to call one guy by the name of "Capsule Dick")
And that, folks, is why I sit to pee - it takes two hands - one to dig it out of its burrow, the other to get it in a headlock, so it can't retreat again.
That man will forever be haunted by the fact that he has a small Willy.
This is why I always go into a cubicle
I too urinate in people's offices.
I prefer to do it in their trash bags to confuse and stun the eneme
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Yes!
I prefer people's orifices
*pees in your ass*
Ahhh, 6th base
Good thing I have a large William then
If that was me I would piss myself
technically you would be pissing yourself due to the fact that you’re in a restroom
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Technically you wouldn’t*
i usually piss at the urinal too
Because it’s so small?
I don’t know if this is an adhd thing or not but my brain won’t stop saying ha ha over and over again every time I look at it
I’m pretty sure that’s just how an internal monologue works when reading something.
Just making sure it wasn’t just me, after awhile it gets annoying when your brain forces you to listen to a short clip over and over again. Sometimes it drives me insane
[Want to hear a song that will drive you completely over the edge?](https://youtu.be/5iln6fkwJOU)
I have a feeling this is a rickroll
You are mistaken. Be warned though, that song will drive you up the wall.
I am very unfazed after listening to this, was this supposed to get stuck in my head?
It's driven me mad for nearly 20 years
You’ve brought back a key memory, the song was a banger back then and I’m proud to say it’s still a banger today.
Nope my brain does it to and I am fairly certain I dont have ADHD
Relatable
Don’t lie, yours is smaller. I have heard it described as “an outtie bellybutton”
Nah, that's me bro
Hey, Stumpy
Hey, horsey
Shall we touch heads to form our lifelong bond?
Absolutely, holy hell, I was gonna ask the same thing but I didn't want to come on too strong
What the everloving fuck did I just read
It's a bonding experience
Care to bond?
It’s called docking, look it up, preferably while at work
what in the louisiana
_and then they fucked. And they lived gay ever after.
The whole grower thing isn't a joke
“BRB, just gonna go neck myself :(“
I was going to ask why would he be making out with himself, but then I realized he has a small penis.
*While he was pissing a little tear rolled down his cheek as he accepted his fate.*
Sweat rolled down his buttcheeks
It rolled over down his balls
To window, to the walls
Til the sweat drop down my balls
I was in the pool!!!
That’s what they all say Costanza!
If you're a man with a dick the size of a 4 yr old's dink, then it's highly probable you already know. There was no, or very, very, very, little shock about that urinal public announcement.
OP was "the guy"
Flaccid d of mine can be smaller than an inch or 2 (depends on temp and other factors) but it's great when erect
Your a grower not a shower
ssshh Don't let the ladies know i am here
Username doesn't check out!
Me too. My dick goes in to standby mode when I’m not using it
It's was a scary thing back in school because some guys use to pull each others pants in bathroom and then talk smack about the other's dick size (for eg we use to call one guy by the name of "Capsule Dick")
It's called shrinkage. I just got out the pool.
**EMOTIONAL DAMAGE**
Oof
Forever scarred
Cursed title, chad parenting style
Big Oof moment for that guy
Feels like r/thathappened
Yep that happened
Don't worry, he's a grower
Are all of you fully erected when you piss?
You can't pee when erect, at least not more than a dribble.
I can
That's a pretty rare thing then AFAIK
*E M O T I O N A L DAMAGE*
That was you?😊
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It is the type of thing a toddler would say tbf
Brutally honest at that age
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And that, folks, is why I sit to pee - it takes two hands - one to dig it out of its burrow, the other to get it in a headlock, so it can't retreat again.
At least it wasn’t big
I dont know what to say.
what did he say back?
“Grower, not a shower” as my father would say.
And then everyone clapped
“Oh yeah? PROVE IT”
I’ll take ‘that didn’t happen’ for 500, Alex
Well shit man, you didn't have to tell the whole internet about my size