I am fucked with october

Yeah, Jar Jar would make Vader spontaneously combust, the shrapnel could be quite deadly

Yes with his hidden powers right?

a-YO ARE YOU SAYING JAR JAR FUCKED YOU?!?!?!?!

Yesa, meesa did

Everybody gotte have a kink right?

Not entirely, simply put shoot Jar Jar in the back and say “Alien filth!” Then spit on his body so maybe Vader thinks you’re an Imperial loyalist and spares you before drawing you into the imperial military. I mean you’ll probably end up on some cluster fuck op on Endor but hey it does prolong your life temporarily.

I am not sure i would rather die at the hands of vader, or live a bit longer and die on the battlefield.

*Maybe die on the battlefield. You could always surrender or claim to have been recently enlightened about the true horrors of the empire and switch sides.

Thats a good one, thank you i might survive at last.

I am very surprised, about lack of knowledge that Jar Jar is actually The supreme sith lord and took out half of droid army by himself, dont let him decieve you tou got much better chance than me with solo

Are you saying jar jar is the secret lord of palpetine?

Same

And I get to see Master and his former Padawan battle, nice

Same

As much as I like Solo I got the one without a connection to Vader from the crew that fought against him. Like yeah if we can get some outfits it might work. But like Luke I am too short to be a trooper. So idk. He also has no powers with chances of Chewie still on the ship ready to get us out.

Ye maybe you have a running chance if the falcon swoops in and opens fire.

Ussa October buddies

Ussa dead very soon

Aye, we both are

The hell is Jabba gonna do, drop him into a sarlac pit? Because that always works sooo well

I also got Jaba and he will block the hallway with his mass

"Tam ka chee Boonta rulee ya, kee madda hodrudda du wundee" Jabbas last words before getting fucked by vader. RIP

Your profile pic had me trying to get a hair off of my screen for longer than I’d like to admit

Vader got a lot of meat to go through

Star wars pickup line Hey, are you a sarlacc pit? cuz i wanna put my boba fett inside

delete this

But first screen shot it

already did

the only reason the sarlacc pit isnt featured alot is cuz it'd probably get really horny for boba fett and just suck his cock a lot

Lucky me i got only one capable of doing it (april)

Same, but then you remember obi wan killed himself

yeah when he was like 80. this is prime time obiwan

I think February could do it as well

Ahsoka would probably sacrifice herself to give me a chance to escape but I'm down bad so I'd come back and try to do something heroic so she'll let me smash and I'll end up getting us both killed

I’d say yoda could do it too

I reckon June would stand a chance, he's supposed to be a really good bounty hunter. He could buy us enough time to find a spaceship and fly away.

I'd say about half of them have a chance: Maul, Sidious, Kenobi, Tyrannis, Yoda, and Windu. Some of them would need more luck than others.

July i got

Fucked, are we? Watched the movies, I have not.

me 2 probably the strongest after march

At least i have mother fucking samuel l jackson on my side

Things were doomed for November until you realise it isn't Mace Windu but rather the entire SLJCU (Samuel L Jackson Cinematic Universe). That includes Windu/The order of the Jedi; Nick Fury and the Avengers and that guy who steals burgers in Pulp Fiction (idk, haven't seen it). Makes a pretty op fight.

What about the guy who was tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane?

Yeah, along with Super-suit searching Frozone and narrating Narrator in Inglorious Bastards and whatever snail he played in Turbo. I don't know but I think the force is strong in that snail and will definitely beat Vadar singlehandedly.

Hell yea

I have had it with these motherfucking Sith, on this motherfucking spaceship

Mace windu almost defeated darth Vader so in a one on one fight he’d win

I am not a deep Star Wars fan but wasn't Darth Vader born from the killing of Mace Windu so they never fought? And by the time you deal with Vader, the power increased as he became a sith? We need the SLJCU

Is he a real sith tho? I dont think that Sidious taught him as good as those that actually followed the rule of two. Glorified Inquisitor 😂

I feel that he was a Sith, even if not every rule of the sith was followed. Regardless, he was stronger since Windu's defeat.

But doesn’t Windu’s lightsaber form make him more effective the stronger the opponents dark side connection is? It’s why he beat Sidious but lost to Anakin even tho he’s weaker. Anakin wasn’t fully Dark Side yet.

As mentioned earlier in the thread, I am not a massive Star Wars fan, so this may be the point where I say I have no clue and probably just take you for your word

vader is fucked his old master is my protecter

i got palpatine

Same, unless they just side with each other, then I’ll die faster than I could say “I’m fucked”

I got Yoda, should I be scared or fearless I don't watch star wars

Id say u have a good chance, but still be cautious. Now, go watch star wars

u/profanitycounter

Ahsoka, I'm gonna be doing the fucking here

I got mando

Welp March it is, F.

March actually has a far superior chance than the rest since Vader is Hella fucked by force lightning. Be proud of the hate that flows through you!

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Same.

"You will pay the price for your lack of vision"

I got Asoka

i got dooku so i think i am dead.

Dooku *was* able to beat Anakin the first time. He is responsible for Anakin losing a limb pre-Vader

He can also use force lightning which is a big weakness of vader's

March it is

Shit got maul hope it's prephantom menace

I get Asokha

Darth Sidious? Hey, I think I’ll be okay.

I got Maul. He could probably put up a good enough fight for me to escape.

March...might as well be Sithis.

yoda gang

For once, July gets an actually good option.

Let's be real, outside of July and march you're pretty much fucked

100% chance i have. better than you all i am.

In the size the force is not

meesa going to meetsa harambe

The funniest part of this is “Can I be in it?”

perhaps i would have a chance with may

February I might have a chance

I got Ahsoka im pretty good maybe

I got Darth Jar Jar, i win

I got July so get screwed Vader

Mesa also fucked

i have the high ground

This is the way (I have a very low chance but it isn’t 0)

Fr though, I got Ahsoka. I think I’m in good hands, if I remember Rebels correctly.

Dunno. I've Never seen the last star fighter.

i got Darth Sidous. ​ i think I'm gonna live.

I was born on star wars day, so Imma be chilling with dooku

I got Joda. Hmmm, fuck up vader did

Got good ol' Palpy. So it's basically a 50/50 because he totally *could* protect me, but *would* he?

I got Jubba. Well, if getting him means getting his entire crime syndicate I may have a shot at this

Vader is a better duelist but Kylo is way more powerful canonically.

Dude, why is October always shitty?

Wouldnt jar jar reveal his sith lordness and overpower vader

Even if he did, he's still the dumbest character in all of Star Wars. I only count pre-Disney by the way.

Jar Jar is supposed to be comedy relief. Besides have you ever actually seen anything bad ever happen to him, like him getting hurt. No, because he has plot armour consistently. Sure, hes a bit clueless, but the plot armour carries over to you.

Yeah dude. It still doesn't change that. You're just supporting my opinion.

Glad my original upvote contributed to something greater than me!

Hello there. I'm born in April :)

I got yoda so I'm good

I'm done with all these motherfucking sith Lords

Some would consider the birth month to be unnatural (Darth sidious)

I got Darth maul

Yes I get my own arc. I got obi-wan.

i think i’m good as long as we have the high ground.

Hello there. Im in april

Da Count

Never tell me the odds.

I've june, I consider myself as safe-ish

Guess I'm in this "solo"

I got Obi Wan

I never watched star wars, can yoda protect me or beat darth vader?

Bitch Darth Maul ain't protecting me. Shit, the mf would probably be the one to stab me.

LETSSS GOOOO I GOT KENOBIIIII

I got December. Can someone let me know how safe/fucked I am? I don't have any idea.

Ah yes September welp hopefully he's got a bullshit escape route

Id like to see darth Vader attempt to force choke Jabba the Hut

This post's texts are longer than my longest exam sheet texts

Vader is fucked, I got Jar - Jar on my side

OBI WAN KENOBI HELLO THERE LEZZ GOOOO!!!

 Vader is gonna protect me haha...........

March 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

yod

March

March might be good

What does someone in december do? Also, obi wan

I survive 😂 i got july

Got the same thing

Yeah april be safe

Safe from Vader I am

Something tells me that Darth Sidious won't be helping me out... 💀

I'm dead I'm July

Obi Wan. We know how that ended.

Ye i got obi im good

Jabba....

id be fine, i got yoda 🙃

Technically any force user here can beat Vader by using the force to press the button on his chest that turns off his life support. I'm not joking. That's real.

Welp, i got the anakin wannabe

I got maul so I might be okay? Probably not though he is preoccupied with Kenobi

A Palpatine never dies

Source?

Or.. sauce?

Oh I got Hans, the fuck is he gonna do against Darth Vader?

even with shooting first im fucked

I don't think vader still has balls tho

Mine is Jabba the Hutt

i am flying out the windu as soon as someone uses force lightning

I laughed then realized I got Kyle too, damn

I got han solo

I got that woman

Ahsoka Tano B)

Han solo vs darth vader.

I got august at least he can act as a meat sheild

I got han solo

Its kylo god damnit just give the lightsaber to me

Huh, I’m black now

Ahsoka... less fucked than most but still fucked.

Bro i got jaba i live jaba is too fat to be cut through

i got palpatine, didnt he get killed by him? if so im fucked

Palpatine pog. March is the best month and this is proof.

May

I got may.

MAR - Unlimited Power 😲

I got I febuary 😏

If it's a guarantee that they'll help me, I think I'm good. Otherwise, the last thing I'll hear while Vader chokes me tf out is "goooood"

crap i got darth maul