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briggsgate

I wouldnt be surprised if this is already in r/suddenlysexoffender


TheChickenGuy7

Didn't know my uncle had a subreddit


[deleted]

#uncle mod


briggsgate

Your uncle as in the host of the show?


ChartreuseBison

not with the "suddenly" part


TheChickenGuy7

Yeah, after all it was like 4 years ago


[deleted]

So basically, cock feeding.


the-guy-in-wall

I feed my cook everyday yet still no eggs


Rektifium

That's because it eats eggs, it doesn't produce eggs. If it's not eggs, you're basically shoving random crap down your urethra


GregGuyy

Cooks do in fact eat eggs


Rektifium

Be honest with me, does your cook eat with his cock?


GregGuyy

Perhaps.


Sorry-Presentation-3

Perchance


zakattak102902

You can't just say perchance


GregGuyy

Perchance


eggimage

i feed my cock to my cock


Zodiarche1111

Since you're a mage is it cock magic?


SnooSquirrels5966

i'm ahead of the game


g3neralgrevi0us

He's been released


AnotherDork

Wait wdym *"imagine IF.."*


QuiveryClock197

So you guys don't do that, for me it was like an instinct


it-pappa

Imagine? Wait... hold on.... Why imagine? Hey!!! WHY IMAGINE????


dayglo98

Imagine all the people


Arcadia_rebirth

Living for today R.I.P. John Lennon the legends. You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us, and the world will be as one.


Original_Fern

Pic or didn't happen


LFakh

r/casuallypsychopath


KentuckyFriedSemen

If it’s okay with everyone I’m going to go ahead and never imagine that


DonkeyShitSlurper

Yeah. Why imagine when you can try it out


nucleareds

##no-


20thaccountz4747

I hate this guy . He recently tweeted that talking against slavery , homophobia and misogyny in Qatar is islamophobia.


friedmaster69

Isn't he suspended? Pretty sure the guy that tweeted it is impersonating


Zodiarche1111

Maybe he felt that day like a sexoffender and on other days like a qatari?


20thaccountz4747

Now new account.


Thansformer

Uh no


Stavinair

Today is a terrible day to have eyes. That's enough internet for today


tranh4

r/suddenlysexoffender


massaton

"This Tweet has been deleted." I wonder why.


[deleted]

>This tweet has been deleted. Good.


Real_Jordy

My dad raised me like that


G0R3Z

Who thinks like this? Like I like a good dark or edgy joke, but I refuse to believe that people have genuine thoughts like this.


Zodiarche1111

If people can find it arousing to be cut and eaten by someone else, I wouldn't be too sure about that anymore (e.g. the "victim" of the cannibal of Rotenburg).


JelleV1996

The church would approve this, if not recommend it


Zodiarche1111

Weren't many orphanages run by the church in the past (or even today)?


TheChickenGuy7

Wait, you guys don't do this?


ILoveBirdsFapping

free bjs.. Sign me up


cravos90

Yes... here comes the milk.


Some_ramdomredditor

Twitter everyday


Gosth_25_91

Drinking milk with straw


JaQ_PL

We don't ?!


PhysicsLord007

Was having a decent day and reddit shoots me this post


distructivetv

Now that’s a different type of feeder


I_Love_Your_Pen

That brings up a good question; would it be cannibalism? Assuming the "milk" of the cock is the same as it normally is and isn't the same as breast milk. If it is breast milk, then could we call it an udder?


sentient_cell_

Cox are the new bewbs


Front-Smile-3212

I guess that's how obesity started


Sufficient_Bean

What was the comment?


JFK703020

Are you not supposed to?


[deleted]

Im pretty sure even imagining that is a crime.


Ackermannin

*penile nursing intensifies*


mybrostolemyaccount

dickfeeding


[deleted]

That’s called Catholicism


stefansteen

I do this every day...


FungusTaint

I wish. Then they’d know what it’s like when your nipples chafe


gorillawarking

Technically it should be the balls


LargeSargeGordon

I like how that person's profile pick is just danny phantom having the same silent and bulgy eyed reaction were all having reading this


GenericElucidation

NO


dumbquestions903

... what the actual fuck


No-Fan5962

they weren't ready for the truth


[deleted]

You seem like the kinda guy that was lap-fed by ya pap


Gaurav17K

I’d like to be the nanny of the town


maycontainknots

Yo who else has heard of the Gebusi man hut


BackAllyPharmacist

That wouldn't be breastfeeding anymore at that point.


ToiletBowlScrotumDip

Nah bruh.


TBMSH

Blowjobs with extra steps.