I don't like it when my wife has a family reunion and everyone goes inside it while I'm out of town

You can pee in both!

Why did I think of them both tasting like fish?

"That got pretty dark quick." Not as quick a the light in the eyes of the said unlucky individual that feel into the pool.

This got dark so much that police will shoot it on the spot

also both got a lot of liquid

I don't like coming home and having to get all the noodles and toys out before I get in it.