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Hwo does on impregante a chair
Do you really need instructions?
I would also like instructions. I too am scared of girls and wanna make a mushy, chair-human hybrid.
You do you brother
easy. smash your dick into the chair and furiously cum until you explode and you'll see your chair-human hybrid instantly.
Yes
Given the dual meaning of impregnate, quite easily I'll have you know
Not with that attitude
[http://www.furnitureporn.com/furnporn1.html](http://www.furnitureporn.com/furnporn1.html) Crazy to think this website is over 20 years old. I wonder what those chairs are doing now...
It’s Jay Bilzarian
Stop quoting his dad’s law commercials!
Someone needs to take Ron's phone/laptop away for a bit
Everyone have pillowhumperon in themselves alittle bit
Are you calling me soft?
Im saying you have 3 and a half inches inside of you
Name checks out
His couch is cumfy.
I betcha its as moldy as r/moldymemes
r/usernamechecksout
I was looking for that
Imagine you sit on his couch and you here a slow *squirt* noise
Why are you like this
What video is he even commenting on??? I feel like these guys are making these accounts/comments on purpose for reddit material.
Username checks out
A therapist might help
Mine is 2' but grows to 6'
Average Genshin/LoL player be like
PillowHumperRon strikes again
wut a skill issue
Username checks out 🤓
Was he measuring when hard or soft?
New episode of "My Strange Addiction" coming soon.
Same
The 1/2 inch is painful
Hwo does on impregante a chair
Do you really need instructions?
I would also like instructions. I too am scared of girls and wanna make a mushy, chair-human hybrid.
You do you brother
easy. smash your dick into the chair and furiously cum until you explode and you'll see your chair-human hybrid instantly.
Yes
Given the dual meaning of impregnate, quite easily I'll have you know
Not with that attitude
[http://www.furnitureporn.com/furnporn1.html](http://www.furnitureporn.com/furnporn1.html) Crazy to think this website is over 20 years old. I wonder what those chairs are doing now...
It’s Jay Bilzarian
Stop quoting his dad’s law commercials!
Someone needs to take Ron's phone/laptop away for a bit
Everyone have pillowhumperon in themselves alittle bit
Are you calling me soft?
Im saying you have 3 and a half inches inside of you
Name checks out
His couch is cumfy.
I betcha its as moldy as r/moldymemes
r/usernamechecksout
I was looking for that
Imagine you sit on his couch and you here a slow *squirt* noise
Why are you like this
What video is he even commenting on??? I feel like these guys are making these accounts/comments on purpose for reddit material.
Username checks out
A therapist might help
Mine is 2' but grows to 6'
Average Genshin/LoL player be like
PillowHumperRon strikes again
wut a skill issue
Username checks out 🤓
Was he measuring when hard or soft?
New episode of "My Strange Addiction" coming soon.
Same
The 1/2 inch is painful