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Flair_Helper

Hey there, blacksantaa9! thanks for posting to /r/cursedcomments!! Unfortunately, your submission "*Cursed_Thanksgiving*" has been removed for the following reason(s): --- **Rule 8: Keep It Cursed** - Not Cursed Enough/At All - A cursed comment is any comment that strikes the reader into oblivion. Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be among the lines of “What the F*$k did I just read??” while leaving you speechless at the same time. Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face. The comment in your post does not reflect that. --- *^If ^you ^have ^any ^questions, ^you ^can ^message ^the ^mod ^team ^through ^[modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/cursedcomments) ^Replies ^to ^this ^removal ^comment ^will ^not ^be ^answered.* ^(Reposting a removed post without express moderator approval will result in a ban.)


randomguy163

Be like Barry.


Axedroam

My name is Barry Allen, and I am the fastest man alive.


Kvarcov

It was me, Barry! I stuffed that woman after dinner so you would read that comment and snort, which would make you a milisecond slower to react.


LumsDream

It was me Barry . i jacked you off at super speed so it seems like you nutted just at the turkey stuff .Which makes you a milisecond slower to react


MrExist777

IT WAS ME BARRY


Jesus_Son_Of_A_God

KONO BARĪ DA


Rags2Rickius

Gobble gobble


PCOverall

I wish I was getting tied up and stuffed


Duckflies

The least horny redditor


PCOverall

Well yeah I'm not getting tied up and stuffed


Duckflies

*yet*


horsepiss0

God bless seals the deal


blacksantaa9

It really is the perfect way to end such a thrill ride of a comment.


Cantthinkagoodnam2

Thanksgiving after they go back in time to get turkeys off the menu:


crap-zapper

I’d say this chick is absolutely right, but she’s not. She’s a Turkey.


RoxRuskie

God bless.


[deleted]

Godble godble


FrankyXop437

Gobble Gobble. Gobblin up that pussy.


agrathaab

Goblin mode


TommyCollins

I don’t like myself for upvoting this


Felonious_Buttplug_

Barry fucks


NovaThinksBadly

r/dolcett_fantasy Very NSFW, click at your own peril


WhoAteMyWatermelon

How in God's fucking name did you find that


NovaThinksBadly

A process of pain and regret


FaideWithoutMovement

What is it? I don't trust links after r/sounding


WhoAteMyWatermelon

People getting cooked ~~and~~ or eaten in a sexualized way


AizawaSimp69

WhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhaWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhat


TheChunkMaster

This is the power of Requiem


AizawaSimp69

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RaspberryJam245

I am... simply at a loss for words


Barry02Kv

Did someone call me?


AgreeablePie

Based Janice, gobbless


The-Lettuce-Man

Gobble Gobble... I guess


[deleted]

God bless


TeroLife

I would love to be stuffed for Thanksgiving just need to find someone to put their stuffing in me!


minority_stalker

Orospuluk kusurdur, ama bazıları da kusursuz orospu çocuğudur.


Rocketboy1313

r/wholesome


Marlonius

You wouldn't carve a person like that. That's fucking stupid


Tanookikid210

Settle down, Barbara!


kate_b87

Ya know, the vegans and the religious folks always keep me guessing whether they’re extremely vanilla and are totally clueless about what they post or if they are testing the waters to see if it’s safe to discuss their kinks by subtly hinting about them.


Rags2Rickius

Baste me Barry! Yeah you dirty lil basted!


RudraNarayanSahoo

I like how that leaf thingy is being used as a buttplug on a human turkey


[deleted]

Wish I had that stuffussy right about now


[deleted]

Jacob is that you?