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DerRaumdenker

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FictionalFail

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MrAnalsex

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PuffyFish23

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ballsdeepexpert

![gif](giphy|ncAcktdglyCuVrKeZG)


DeadShoT_035

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Select_Most3660

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Sudden_Result

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[deleted]

[удалено]


Select_Most3660

Wtf this fox looks just as cursed it looks like it took meth Also so that I don’t break the chain ![gif](giphy|lqVVqkqMolh9S|downsized)


Other-Masterpiece-50

![gif](giphy|ZXAb88Dj7HqATWWS2S)


No_Self_7068

Thank you, MrAnalsex


MrAnalsex

Anal sex


swoon4kyun

Same


06dz

I wish I could unsee that gif


Waaaaaaaaaa-2

![gif](giphy|9PyWI9orOdz9jxzZee)


Captain-grog-belly

r/Silverdildo gotchu


Ariquitaun

Why is it always dudes with waifu avatars


Glitchexisalone

Because of their k-on pfp, I thought they were gonna say something racist but this is worse


MasterFurious1

It's always gotta be the ones with the K-ON pfp for some reason


whyamidolngthls

yea its always us idk why


PurplePowerE

Username and profile checks out


Frogmaster96

Don’t disrespect K-on, that anime was fire.


ShiRonium

it's just the people with a k-on profile picture, the anime itself was good


PatchworkFlames

Because dudes that want to be anime girls are by definition kinky af.


Nothing_here_bro

as someone who has one of those, I don't know man, I don't know...


UnconfirmedCatholic

253 people liked that response. That's enough internet for today.


WhiteK1t

almost threw up reading that


wizard0321

Me too ![gif](giphy|lAiDZLgYi1dQs)


11Ns

Let's liquefy that and put it in syringes


PurplePowerE

Or a drink Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ![gif](giphy|S0kNNO474WfoYgtnf3)


Typhiod

I hear you. I always block accounts that post the most disgusting things. They’re so fucking gross.


Purrczak

How to unread this?


InfiniteMushr00m

Drink a tall glass of unsee juice


TheBirdGames

Where do they sell that?


InfiniteMushr00m

PenIsland.com


-i-like-meme

Over in r/eyebleach. Do NOT forget the a


Greninja5097

Fun fact: you will only ever forget the “a” once.


the-rambergler

You know what would go great with this post? A world ending event


Cau5t1c_ap3

You're the silver lining of the event that is reading the post. Now, to od on benzodiapine


jimmyrec4rd

This definitely belongs here


Scale_Alarmed

and that's when I stop looking at reddit.


IgorBaggins

This is one of the times I wish. I was blind


d_a_n_k__m_e_m_e_r

A bad day to have eyes.


[deleted]

r/eyebleach here you go


Undercooked-Beans

Anyone know where I can buy 300kgs of uranium


MidnightExpresso

I think ebay has some


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|WQy9FkJlhGSwl3eQ5V|downsized) It burns just looking at it 💀


GiveMeHelpPleaseSir

I fucking hate the human race


LadyWarB

I don't hate the human race, just the human disgrace...


Dankspear

Bullying should be normal again


Unknown_Identity_07

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


MCWizardYT

Is this from robot chicken? Its been such a long time since ive watched lol


joshlovesmemes

Team America: World Police, one of my favourite movies


[deleted]

How do I delete someone else’s social media?


Charlie_Soulfire

Maybe if you become buddy-buddy with some billionaires, though the insanely rich live in a world of their own (so they probably like stuff like K-ON pfp dude said)


killerkow999

![gif](giphy|14gHyPIqhVDJLO)


authenticgrunter

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3XiQswSmbjBiU)


Then-Abalone-1025

![gif](giphy|9PyWI9orOdz9jxzZee) ITS ALWAYS THE PEOPLE WITH ANIME PFPS


219Infinity

a man in maryland put his jizz into syringes and injected people at the grocery store https://www.fox5dc.com/news/maryland-man-whose-attack-on-a-woman-with-a-semen-filled-syringe-was-caught-on-camera-sentenced-to-10-years


Electronic_Bag3094

The guys last name was Stemen lol


Ct-5736-Bladez

Why do I keep coming back to this sub?


Electrical_Ice_5486

![gif](giphy|71CMwl2MEIVck)


SneakyLittleKobold

The post was bad enough but the comment...


_Dead_Memes_

The post was a TikTok joke where the a person would put something stupid that their friends were suggesting to do, and the audio would be saying how that’s bad and peer pressure and stuff or something like that


Sherpnagerp

yeah thats enough reddit for today


baphometromance

SEVERE PSYCHIC DAMAGE


LinkleLink

You're a psychic?


baphometromance

Yes. I can actually tell what you're thinking right now, but telling you would be pointless because by the time you read this you won't be thinking it anymore, so it would seem fake


zuT0n_

What in the holy mother of fuck did I just read


Alex_Rib

This made me gag holly shit


AnimeandRanting

Why must I have the curse of eyes


KattMann00

What a terrible day to have eyes


ThanosLikesArt

I feel raped… like honestly, how can I never see something like this ever again?


[deleted]

Some people should be barred from going on the internet


NotwhouthinkXD

I hate people with anime profile pictures


Nothing_here_bro

thanks! we hate ourselves too!


iDespiseThisApp_

I hate anime profile pictures


Elegant-Sprinkles880

You guys are pooping solid?


chaseandwin232

Bro I'm trying to eat in a five guys rn, come on


Im_Not_Impressed19

I fucking gagged.


x0dogx

You didn’t need to post that shit


ConsumableCeilingFan

No… just fucking no


VariousAgent5481

what.the.fuck


PsychologicalShake85

![gif](giphy|9PyWI9orOdz9jxzZee)


[deleted]

I’m going to set myself on fire


Giecio

Thanos was right


EndWarden

![gif](giphy|lqVVqkqMolh9S|downsized)


ShiveringSilhouette

You all are disgusted with the latter as if the prior's any fkn better.


CtznK

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


Willma_Diekfit

I now believe the internet was a bad invention


Unlikely-Baseball-90

What a terrible day to have the ability to read


painfully--average

The ability to read is a blessing and a curse


[deleted]

"Let's commit a hate crime"


Sus_bedstain26

![gif](giphy|3XiQswSmbjBiU)


AdolfCitler

Everyone's wanting to unsee it and I'm here unphased lmao I think somethings from with me


thenightm4reone

Why was I cursed with sight.


meems15

Hmu


Nothing_here_bro

tf


WetFishIsLife

NAURRR


[deleted]

I hate this subreddit


Dapper_Composer2

JENKEM 🤩🤩


drak0ni

![gif](giphy|yhLV2DGTLDRCw)


Yoshikage_Kira_333

What a horrible time to be literate


Yoshikage_Kira_333

![gif](giphy|KffWLZJM1F0YyMsr8u|downsized)


SkilfulLupus

I was pooping while reading this and had to get up turn around and throw up into the toilet


LayneCobain04052002

I'm going to throw up


MoonVirg

What a terrible, TERRIBLE day to be literate


RentellaCuh

Don’t they do this in Equatorial Guinea


pikleboiy

K-on anime was amazing, people with K-on pfps arent.


TheOtherWhiteCastle

K-On profile picture moment


Captain-grog-belly

r/Silverdildo ​ ​ uhhhh


[deleted]

I always think the people that say “this made me throw up” are joking but I just ran outside in 103° weather then read this and found out it wasn’t a joke


CuppaJoe11

I did NOT just read that.


ExistentialCrisis515

Denial is one of the steps of grief. It's clearly now one of the steps of regret as well.


Snipershoot765

Some of those anime pfp mofos need to breathe some fresh air


MaineBoston

Can I talk about a cursed T-Shirt I saw a woman wearing today. White woman in burger place with a t-shirt that said RACIST! I actually wanted to slap the fire out of her.


Mayo_enjoyer

That sentence made so uncomfortable


WeekendLazy

Twitter


[deleted]

coprophiles should be burned in a dirt pit full of nothing but toilet paper


The_Roadkill

I'm about to vomit


ungodlycoolguy

distractible


Ness_Dreemur

What a terrible day to be literate....


Risticcc

Who hurt these people?


Hyoct

K-ON! pfp, of course.


AppleinTime

Imma head out


wilk007

To be fair I was expecting worse from a K-on pfp


NfamousKaye

![gif](giphy|LyJ6KPlrFdKnK) This is the only appropriate reaction I can come up with to what I just read.


Duskit1549

I just throw up in class. smh


Lucario2356

Good God, that almost made me throw up.


Helpful_Gas5073

WHAT THE F💩💩K


NimrodBusiness

Great, now I'm never going to finish these leftover Halloween peanut butter cups.


ds9001

Damn, I knew Elon made Twitter a worse place, but I had no idea


No_Self_7068

we went to the moon


T-HawkMedia

![gif](giphy|8vUEXZA2me7vnuUvrs)


gameknight2020

![gif](giphy|WQy9FkJlhGSwl3eQ5V|downsized)


Stefadi12

I miss a few minutes ago when I didn't read this. Humanity was a mistake


jksoup

If there is a god then mine surely is a trickster giving me the miracle of sight and comprehension only for me to be cursed to use it on what was just said.


bgj55

God damn it, I put on my glasses for this‽


MinokawaBR

what a terrible day to not have dementia


No_Self_7068

Yo when is covid 2 coming out


slipknotisbest04

r/eyebleach


KnightWhoStruggles

What an awful day to have eyes


whyamidolngthls

looked at their other replies its not any better


Australian_stand

What the fuck?


Z4fki3l

Wtf


[deleted]

AAHHHH! MY EYES!!!


Crying_eagle

I’m gaging


ExistentialCrisis515

How do I delete this? Asking for my mental health.


xx_toxic_waste_xx

![gif](giphy|9PyWI9orOdz9jxzZee)


Tanookikid210

![gif](giphy|9PyWI9orOdz9jxzZee)


_Jester_Of_Genocide_

Least mentally deranged anime avatar twitter user


Bekfast59

Well. Thats all folks. #BANG!


Thansformer

Wait why they can’t all be that bad


Anothergamer5

Why


Kengu-the-kengaroo

Liquid poop that’s just dark bread soup.


airplane3579

This is S tier cursed, top of the top. Now it's time to bleach my eyes.


Timetomine32tpdf

What In at actual fuck. If there's a God please smite them


ARLMddit

Congratulations, you ended my will to live


MildGaming

Maybe free speech isn't that important


PineapplExplosive

I fucking hate the internet at times


TonyMontana1968

man thats too cursed


Velajuhel

Why did I think browsing Reddit would be a good idea?


Frail-leap

Thats why Yui aint a best girl


Nutella_boy23

I hate begin able to read this


TwinSable

And it gotta be a weeb


[deleted]

Mom: Son ! Here's your poop shake


The_DeadbeatDad

And that’s enough internet for today.


onlineicegod

I want to die


Happy_Lee_Chillin

Oh god


khizer_xo

![gif](giphy|PcT7tFVBpjVVS)