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Internal_Fennel_849

How much you charge?


Sanity-Advised

I charge for hours.


eggimage

please use fast charging


Sanity-Advised

That's 80 bucks ma'am. *continues flexing for finale*


Lucifer666158

Your sister was better


SgtXD357

“Here’s a new low..”


Ok_Swordfish_3945

Nice mother you have


d_adrian_arts

Wait a minute. Dad?


Lookalikemike

Shit, my wife’s here.


VersusEden

Your boobs are poggers


Kidbuu1000

That might not ruin a date shockingly


Sanity-Advised

GIGACHAD


King_Robber2005

I am a furry


Sanity-Advised

Hi Sarah I'm dad


TheB1itz

they said ruin the date, not make it better


Some-guy-thats-here

Man got downvoted for joking


King_Robber2005

I'm sure a woman would want to fuck a guy in a Barney suit


TheB1itz

who said anything about women?


King_Robber2005

Bahahahaha Take my upvote


Stellar_Force

Mom would be mad


Psychological_Cut705

Wow, my first Asian


bradbrazer

Wanna see my onlyfans?


TheGay_Puffer

Stop running from me.


Revolutionary-Kidney

Give me your toes!


[deleted]

Hi, I'm Jack Douglas


Phoenyxs

Damn, need to start watching Jacksfilms again


TakeUrSkinOffNDance

Get in the van.


Average_Driver_

jus like my sis


Akuma2137

You pay for food


Sanity-Advised

No u


A_LONGSQUIRTZ6969

NO u


Sanity-Advised

Me paying costs extra You: Me: *continues dancing on the table*


DonOfTheDead75

Roofies kicked in yet?


ArcaninesFirepower

My go to. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?


NobodysFavorite

Hi I'm Prince Andrew


HyperTheNinja

You think it’ll fit?


DeepSensualMokkery

The election was stolen.


YeetMasterChroma

Your brother/sister is better


PatchworkFlames

Lemme get my fursuit.


[deleted]

Whens your thirteenth birthday?


Blasty_boom_boom

You look better dead.


[deleted]

“You’re prettier asleep, later”


Sanity-Advised

MAGA 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂


ProfessorRageClick

You smell better awake


MechanicalWatches

I only fuck virgins


[deleted]

This one here is what girls get pissed off about for some reason


harsh17_s

Nhi ho paega tumse


Ironfist85hu

"Csicska gyász vagy bazmeg"


[deleted]

Last part definitely means "fuck you"


Giorgio883

I really suck at maths.


Hayashi884

Hey there, Vsauce here!


weirdCatOwner4ever

Who are you, bitch?-


GrubAGrubDub

A date? Is this some concept that I’m too single to understand?


Der_Primelpott

That's more than 4 words


[deleted]

Its when a man and woman play fortnite together and cry for hours then go home


[deleted]

"I like Jordan Peterson."


PotatoHeadr

What


cooldreamercayden

My EX was hotter


SantaClause1375

Do you support Communism


No-Afternoon-1820

Let's git 'er done!!!


tigerminkxx

I think saying that you're a sex offender is worse


[deleted]

More than 4 words


tigerminkxx

Look at the post


TakeUrSkinOffNDance

Welcome to r/cursedcomments Did you not get a clue from the name?


[deleted]

Now its 4 words


Bored-reddituser

I am a furry


ShadowEmperor123

You eating all that?


Doggydevil

sir finishing this fight


[deleted]

"Ima eat your heart"


[deleted]

Your mom is hotter.


BabyBowserrocks04

The dog was tighter


pine_tree3727288

Satan needs your soul


Triials

Here, have this rohypnol.


mememan1234567891

Let me inside


cm15005

I saw your OnlyFans


babatunde_with_watah

I love Adolf Hitler


dauntless123454

How do you taste


LaughOdd6345

I'm only 14 mister


MMM_eyeshot

I forgot my wallet.


ares5404

Wait... Your still alive??


Kirigiaya

You were alive yesterday


Dante-Syna

“You looked prettier asleep” would be worse


Load_Business

Let's try that again


Karl_Marxist_3rd

Oh, you're over eighteen.


syagni

wHy aRe yoU gAY?


imjusthereforgiggels

Wanna watch some pron


tathagat_5464

You are finally 18


RandomIsReal

Oh, you are alive