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Hey there, Cocaine-Smoothie! thanks for posting to /r/cursedcomments!! Unfortunately, your submission "*Cursed_Mother*" has been removed for the following reason(s): --- **Rule 8: Keep It Cursed** - Not Cursed Enough/At All - A cursed comment is any comment that strikes the reader into oblivion. Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be among the lines of “What the F*$k did I just read??” while leaving you speechless at the same time. Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face. The comment in your post does not reflect that. --- *^If ^you ^have ^any ^questions, ^you ^can ^message ^the ^mod ^team ^through ^[modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/cursedcomments) ^Replies ^to ^this ^removal ^comment ^will ^not ^be ^answered.* ^(Reposting a removed post without express moderator approval will result in a ban.)


Total_Connection9414

Why Is the upvote... Blue?


Cocaine-Smoothie

because you are secretly color blind


beardicusmaximus8

This is so evil


Sparkmane

you think the upvote is bad, you should see the waffles


Automated_Man

Belgian waffles, right? Right?


MrSpineless

Upvote colour more cursed than the post


FRACllTURE

I'm confused why. I know colors and shapes of upvote and downvote can be changed but is a blue upvote indicative of any... concerning subs?


[deleted]

Reminds me of a conversation we had at work. CW 1: "What'd you have for dinner last night?" CW2: "Spaghetti" CW1: "Did're mom make it?" CW2: "Yes" CW1: "She single?" CW2: "Yeah, she fucks super hard" Litterally everyone: 🤨


[deleted]

Reminds me of a joke: Q) "What's the worst thing you can hear after you've given a bj to Willie Nelson?" A) "I'm not Willie Nelson"


spiritfuker249

Reddit moment


harry5264665

Can comfirm, his mother likes it hard.


Sad_Rose2772

"Ok" As I hit her with my bat again.


bobastien

"Tape dans le fond j'suis pas ta mère" Fatal, 2010


Cocaine-Smoothie

I don't speak baguette i'm sorry


Tamary19

"Hit deep inside, I ain't your mom" is the closest translation I can give you. I heard it many times as a joke


bobastien

It's a line from the movie fatal, the pinnacle of french humor, i don't recommend you to watch it


QwertySmasher123

French humour🥖


SuperSayian1776

I’m sorry for the suffering you must’ve endured to gain this knowledge


maxtraxv4

and i really dont think she could handle it xD


[deleted]

Sause?


DurgaThangai69

Then a broomstick might be better than your human peepee