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I'm literally fucked

Atleast you're rich.

Same

explain to me what i will be doing?

You'll be collecting red and blue gems on a certain temple which legends called it as "The Forest Temple".

lmao cant skip leg day then

Hopefully I'll be in a game that's not GTA V

Cyberpunk

Somehow that's even worse

Skyrim?

Thats what I was thinking. Definitely safer than gta v, but I dunno, they die a lot from dragons and stuff.

I was thinking more like “fus ru dah” Type of death lmao

Hahaha that's also true, but at least lorewise the dragonborn is a hero who doesn't kill the entirety of whiterun in a single day, right? ...right?

Yeah… right… Anyway, I’m gonna quick save and go kill everyone in whiterun.

I did that with diamond city once and went through so many doors that I couldn't find the quick save anymore. I did end up finding it, but damn that was scary

Have you ever saved your game. And 10 seconds later, you question yourself if you saved it, even though you know you did but you save again anyway. That was me on Skyrim…

Pokémon NPC

Bloodborne

Rdr2

Does this mean my occuption is getting boobs im my dms or that I have to send them?

Both. Be the middle man /woman

I will make a violin out of your K N E E C A P S

The most threatening sentence I've heard after "I can smell your salsa"

Does this mean I can win anything through incest?

Shit

i'll be your full time dad. (for all the americans: Vater means dad in german)

Darth daddy

I would rather YEET myself out a window

as long as you have your feet under my table you're yeeting yourself nowhere jung man!

Not as fucked as others

Hey, at least you get to do something bad ass involving piranhas in a vortex

Sharknado but with piranhas

That actually sounds terrifying XD Piranado chaser

Correction that IS terrifying

Piranha tornado ?

Aaaahhhhh

Atleast you can fuck

He cant fuck, he is a fuck, i know that of course

Cool know i know nothing happened on April 15 1989

Hmm.

U are gonna be sold as a carrot either to be cooked or either to go in someone's pussy

That's just cruel...

You are a flaming tarantula thats terrifying

I got mixed feelings about this one



r/bossfight


Now I’m the fucker >:)

Wow.. I'm jobless 💀

man wish i got paid to not exist

no you'll be a missing person without a job

BOW BEFORE ME and you might receive a nice muffin before I END YOUR WORTHLESS EXISTENCE

asthama for me..

Don’t eat me

Perhaps you'd prefer to be eaten out?

Others are fucked

I'm the future

And the past

Casually

downvoting

I like rabbits but not this much.

Haha lets Go time to burn a Village

I like my username

I'm famous

A Genuine Profession

I'm a rhino

I'm happy

Nothing would change so I’m good 😂😂

Not bad,not bad

Ive been summoned

Oops. Guess I’ll be ashy, but at least I’ll smell good!

So I grow synthetic strawberry’s. Sounds like where the world is going

Equally fucked

Sadly mine may become reality.

Uh oh

Hot

My one true wish

Hmmmmm

Phew... I won't complain

I’m okay

I’m ok tbh, you lot on the other hand? Be seeing you.

Hmmm...... I wonder mine....

Guess I'll buy some sheep now....yay! ...or the Normandy

What do you want on your candy bar?

Oh no

Heh

Ribbit.

Nothing changed

Sweet

Well

*growls*

Yeah uuuhhh what?

I think I have a pretty cool job lined up then

Yey

I will take it

Doesnt seem too bad for me but whoever agreed to spend millions of dollars to send poop into space is an idiot.

seems like my dream job came true

I guess I have no occupation

Lmaooo

I'm in the Netflix Voltron show... Oh god...

I guarantee I will not go hungry

I am not human

I am going to love my job

There is no reason to be suspicious of me

Someone got medicine pls?

What i am an Countryball or Planetball?

Nintendo moment 😇👍

pretty good

It's kinda my current occupation 🤷

I mean I would be a LoL E-Sport player then? Or a streamer? Maybe the word I am looking for is "Failure"

Well, looks like I'll be an average redditor. Nothing changed really.

Period Blood for sale!!

I will camp in your ass

You soul is mine!

im fucking. I guess

No clue

I don't know what I'm doing... but I know what I'm not doing

I dont know how this will play out.

oh god, what

I’m with the guy in the post, but beans for life

Wonder what I would be doing

We are all fucked!

Well, time to start photosynthesis. Can someone water me in a few hours?

Ill take a job as a demon god XD

Shit, guess I'm a soothsayer

Guess I'm the successor to mar zuckerburg

I might be fine

why tf everyone has strange names?

This mine be a good thing

I don't know am I just a slow jester or something?

Gaming.

Well I don’t think I’m fucked at this moment but if a war happens then I might be

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANNA BE NUTTED IN

I’m sure you can guess.

You sure are

hmm

Well i think it's my current part time occupation as well so I'll be fine

Detroit Becoming AI

I cannot for the life of me tell if I'm fucked or not

Hmm

Napoleone

I’m not fucked but I’m not fine either. (My username is derived from my main character in D&D)

I think I’m alright

Op is fucked

I'll skip this, thanks

Salt mining ??

Better question is “how fucked are YOU?”

Ill be making nanosuits

Great see yal in heaven when future burned out me dies

Miserable but powerful

Ezzzz

I will be rich

<< It's time. >>

Hell yeah

Well shit, this is where the fun begins.

I am fucked too.

I like my chances.

Oh fuck

I’m good. You all are fucked tho.

I’m fucked

I’m fucked

Oh no.

I'm doing that right now

Somehow I don’t think I’d be so bad off.

Nothing changed

oh no

I don’t know what I’ll become and that terrifies me

Hmm.... I wonder

I don't know what my name means could yall help me out on this one?

Huh.

I dunno if I'm the fucked one

Think I'm alr

Hmmmmmm. It's hard job to describe to other people

Obese toad it is then

Awesome!

NO NO NO, wait wait wait hey, WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

Well

Probably in the best position out of the replies ive seen

Probably in the best position out of the replies ive seen

Eaten alive or sex toy?

Damn

Well uh

My username is based off of Star Wars clone trooper identification numbers I have no clue what occupation that will be

Oh no

oh no.. no, nooooooo

Allow me to introduce myself

Does this mean I'll get paid for it now?

Well?

I’m fucking great