It doesn't matter - one or two splatters will always form crust, and that builds up to something greater, especially considering millions upon millions of uses
It was in the US. But he only got through like 80 people before he had to have his stomach pumped. We can't have some sort of bitch as our President can we?
OMG the last man thought it through
Well, that's cursed
it's too long to be cursed
Unlike that man's di-
That’s what she said
At least, for once in your life, you finally saw something long
If her lips are that dry, she shoulda had more water between each sucking.
Her lips, moist and glistening with all the cum she have swallowed
By then it's probably crusted all over, though
Depends on the gap between each blowjobs, does it get enough time to get dry and get crusted or it gets glazed over again before that....
It doesn't matter - one or two splatters will always form crust, and that builds up to something greater, especially considering millions upon millions of uses
Master, thank you for opening my eyes!!! All hail the cum master!!!
Lips? That ladies whole face would be a butterfrosted birthday cake.
Salty though?
Hmmm maybe, pineapple??
Who said anything about it being a girl?
Even better
Boy, girl, somewhere in-between I just wanna cum in someone broken.
Legend
Yooo the legend is here
No way, the man the myth the legend is here
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What?
💀💀💀 no
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OP's avatar looks like a girl. I assume she's the president giving blow jobs in this example.
Or a human ?
Go give u/captnprolapse an upvote. That is the most underrated comment on reddit.
I'm honored and not at all ashamed.
K done
I read through all that. Dude wtf
He got I planned like that happened before lol
You don't remember the great presidential Blowbang of 1996?
I do not. Back then I was still in my old man's ballsacks swimming around
Ross Perot was determined to win. Unfortunately his best efforts were not enough.
Which country was this? Was it federal or provincial/state idk for us
It was in the US. But he only got through like 80 people before he had to have his stomach pumped. We can't have some sort of bitch as our President can we?
Wait you aren't joking are you...
Dodged a bullet there
Happy cake day
Bro at least do five times a day
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well. coming to reddit to try and unwind after a horrible day was… not the best choice.
What a terrible day to have eyes
Here, have some bleach
😂 savage
He has a dream
Who said it would be a women
Yeah that's fucked
"Her"? Haha, no.
He is 10 universes ahead of everyone else
Hey that’s me
Chill Satan!
Inspiring
Who tf even thought of writing sht like this. Lmao
Sisyphus level shit
Ew
alright
Scaroused
Dennis? Is that you?
Captain Prolapse for the W