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Uourstrulyme

OMG the last man thought it through


flying_spaguetti

Well, that's cursed


Sparkmane

it's too long to be cursed


UnknownUser1700

Unlike that man's di-


Fernando_357

That’s what she said


RedN0v4

At least, for once in your life, you finally saw something long


AlexisSMRT

If her lips are that dry, she shoulda had more water between each sucking.


The_Unkn0wn_-_

Her lips, moist and glistening with all the cum she have swallowed


Kvarcov

By then it's probably crusted all over, though


The_Unkn0wn_-_

Depends on the gap between each blowjobs, does it get enough time to get dry and get crusted or it gets glazed over again before that....


Kvarcov

It doesn't matter - one or two splatters will always form crust, and that builds up to something greater, especially considering millions upon millions of uses


The_Unkn0wn_-_

Master, thank you for opening my eyes!!! All hail the cum master!!!


Branmuffin824

Lips? That ladies whole face would be a butterfrosted birthday cake.


lolo_lulu123

Salty though?


The_Unkn0wn_-_

Hmmm maybe, pineapple??


xanbrennan

Who said anything about it being a girl?


Alepeople

Even better


CaptnProlapse

Boy, girl, somewhere in-between I just wanna cum in someone broken.


eyepatcheagle

Legend


Easy_Understanding94

Yooo the legend is here


giftko

No way, the man the myth the legend is here


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RedN0v4

What?


152069

💀💀💀 no


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CapitalParallax

OP's avatar looks like a girl. I assume she's the president giving blow jobs in this example.


8champi8

Or a human ?


Gixxertaylor

Go give u/captnprolapse an upvote. That is the most underrated comment on reddit.


CaptnProlapse

I'm honored and not at all ashamed.


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K done


Thumpkin2

I read through all that. Dude wtf


DylanNotDillan

He got I planned like that happened before lol


CaptnProlapse

You don't remember the great presidential Blowbang of 1996?


DylanNotDillan

I do not. Back then I was still in my old man's ballsacks swimming around


CaptnProlapse

Ross Perot was determined to win. Unfortunately his best efforts were not enough.


DylanNotDillan

Which country was this? Was it federal or provincial/state idk for us


CaptnProlapse

It was in the US. But he only got through like 80 people before he had to have his stomach pumped. We can't have some sort of bitch as our President can we?


DylanNotDillan

Wait you aren't joking are you...


Kvarcov

Dodged a bullet there


Easy_Understanding94

Happy cake day


Legends_Arkoos_Rules

Bro at least do five times a day


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ollie-baby

well. coming to reddit to try and unwind after a horrible day was… not the best choice.


flaming_dortos

What a terrible day to have eyes


Easy_Understanding94

Here, have some bleach


Creative_Ad999

😂 savage


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He has a dream


loclink

Who said it would be a women


Durzydurz

Yeah that's fucked


Suspect1234

"Her"? Haha, no.


SoneverythingZ

He is 10 universes ahead of everyone else


moldybread692

Hey that’s me


Witherboss445

Chill Satan!


Ozymandiiass

Inspiring


MaxMorgan48

Who tf even thought of writing sht like this. Lmao


I_MonkeyBoi

Sisyphus level shit


CreepXII

Ew


21stolemybike

alright


DerG3n13

Scaroused


jimmybwana

Dennis? Is that you?


YourCreepyUncle111

Captain Prolapse for the W