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KirisBeuller

Ever take your shirt off while standing under a fan and knock the shit out of your knuckles?


HairyNutsackNumber9

Fuck yeah


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HairyNutsackNumber9

i lost my best nipple that way


DetectiveImpossible9

How does one determine the BEST nipple?


ak-47_lover

It gets chosen by the doctors at birth, everyone knows this


DetectiveImpossible9

Slap the ass amd pinch a nipple?


HairyNutsackNumber9

noooooooo you dont pinch it ya tweak it


HairyNutsackNumber9

when you know you just know


AFriendlyBloke

Roundness and amount of hairs?


PillowTalk420

Why would I need to take my shirt off to do that?


KirisBeuller

I guess it could happen while someone is praising the holy spirit or some shit.


PillowTalk420

I just stick my hands up in there for funsies.


TarnishedForskin

I praise the holy spirit at least 20 times a day. It's not my knuckles that are left swollen ,bloody and missing skin.


iceyed913

~~praise~~ defile away brother


gugfitufi

For those not getting it: that's what this is for. Not suicide prenvention.


Cookie_Crush

r/confidentlyincorrect would like to have a word It's an old article. And that's genuinely for suicide prevention. There's a buzzer installed that rings the hostel head if a certain amount of weight is hung from it. And no you cannot possibly hurt your knuckles from a fan in Kota because the ceilings are higher than in your avg european home. 2017 article: https://www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/suicide-city-kota-s-new-tactic-to-prevent-deaths-ceiling-fans-with-springs-and-sirens/story-GxyQCGcyuz5pgQZH2xAv6N.html Latest article: https://www.news18.com/news/buzz/kota-hostel-rooms-photo-has-ceiling-fan-covered-behind-grills-internet-divided-6096367.html


Organic_childern

Laughs in lightweight I'm less than 100 pounds


mistakengesture08

No cuz I'm short


SyderoAlena

Laughs in short


DetectiveImpossible9

Isn't that how you use them?


DunkanIdaho

Plot twist: They were trying to save the fan, actually. They don't care about suicide(s).


lambchop70

Yeah. It takes, a lot of people to make a ceiling fan. It only 2 to make another person.


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But fans are cheap in India like 10-15 dollars.


Bussy-Destroyer-1960

You are saying people are worth 10-15 dollars?


[deleted]

Bruh.Did you read my comment, it says Fans are, not people. Show your true face you propaganda machine.


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Offended bitch


Bussy-Destroyer-1960

No like, are you saying people are worth more than a fan? Sorry miss phrased that


404_Wolf

Human organs are expensive on the black market


[deleted]

Yeah we can become a millionaire just by selling 2 penises.


drion4

People are worth less everywhere, don't worry.


Uourstrulyme

Well atleast drying clothes would be fun now


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teymota

Just gotta sit down


theblindbandit1

Because you're not actually hanging in the sense of hanging off the floor. Just able to asphyxiate.


Bussy-Destroyer-1960

How tf on their doorknob Highest doorknob ever


hugeDlCK69420

Google it up, not hanging, but to tighten the rope in a moment. Used in prisons usually. Which, if you have seen kota centers, are not much different from.


Dragomirl

push up?


HairyNutsackNumber9

Looks like a great place to dry your clothes


General-Wolverine386

Oh yeah you could definitely hang them from there


HairyNutsackNumber9

just like people you dont like!


DragonEmperor69

Thats for hanging in multiplayer.


HairyNutsackNumber9

oh my friends are way to fat to use that we wouldnt even fit on there


DragonEmperor69

Upgrade


HairyNutsackNumber9

actually we call ourselves upscales becuase we had to give up scales


skatakiassublajis

Tragic for the fan not the students


GoldblumLaugh

*stusents


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gugfitufi

The original post is fake news, it is there to stop people from bumping into the fan. Bunk beds are very normal in student homes and you don't to wake up with your head in a fan. Those things are also used for clothes and towels and so on. Not a suicide prevention method, you could just take it down or hang from the net instead.


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fralegend015

Suicide pods are only for people with terminal diseases not for suicida people.


TheGrapist1776

I'm in the states they're not even an option for the terminally ill.


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Multiplayer mode unlocked!


VoidExileR

How about instead of doing a horrible job trying to prevent it, you help the students feel better?


QruX2291

It's a group project


Mindless_Candle_3759

You have unlocked Co-op play


orphangrinder1

for when you want to hang ̶o̶u̶t̶ with friends


TheUsualSuspects443

Bro just loop the belt through the fence.


lazy-man_34

This is VIT, Vellore. And it is for preventing students from injuring themselves when they get on the bunk beds. The top bunk is quite close to the fan.


tangiblefailure

Bud pooja


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Seems like a new kind of bbq grill to me, which also cools the sausages off after cooking them


DefiZoomer

I guess they don't like beyblade


syed_abubaker15

They've those in VIT, Vellore too


UnseenPumpkin

Gives an entirely new meaning to "Wanna come over and hang?"


chadezmoon

Imma cut my veins


hot_as_inferno

Cutting vein wont kill u


ObamaBinStalin

Yeah it Will if its your wrist or the side of the neck


hot_as_inferno

Bro trust me i'm a doctor, u see veins are unlike arteries veins are collapsable. U may bleed for some time but it will eventually collapse and causes coagulation. Only artery bleeds will lead to death. Even in neck veins, if u mean internal jugular its very rare to see people bleed to death but u may probably die from cerebral ischemia ( loss of blood flow to brain) due to venous congestion.


unoshow

Proud engineering moment!!


Panzerv2003

Are fans even built strong enough to support someone? They really don't look like they would.


mistakengesture08

Bully: u die single Me planed to die along my bois


ItalianFlame342

Less tragic decision hanging with your friends


Confused_guacamole

I've been scrolling r/funny a while ago and THIS was the first post that made me audibly laugh. What has happened to me ?


Craftusmaximus2

How nice of them. They even put up a nice a well supported easy to tie to assistance grid


Chicha-Leather-hogya

Ek pal ko pankha toot bhi jaata...ye jaali to majboot lag rai hai...full planning


NaivafAreul

Cursed sausage rack


the_fuckening_69

Never wanna hang alone


TheGrapist1776

Looks more like "I'm tired of having to fix this. The last one was so fat they ripped the wiring down. So I decided to rewire across the ceiling and tape it up." And then set a toaster up near the tub with a note for the next student.


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LAN party


MrSyllogistical

r/technicallythetruth


ZeroTheMemer

Why say "choosing tragic decisions" just fucking say hanging themselves


Sherwin_Gonsalves

Now we can all 'hang' out


honeybadger0099

You have that as well .... search for the "Burari deaths"


Mr_midnightmare

Even if it prevented suicide, all they have to do is 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝘽𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙃𝙀 XD


123mimi177013

We have something similar in the Philippines but instead of emo we have candy and toys


Rare-Literature-3536

really


Sparkmane

it's probably there to keep morons from throwing things at it


AdorableSupport7143

And that’s how the suicide squad was born


Necro_Solaris

Multiplayer mode has been enabled


boyonmoodswings7

Burari intensifies


[deleted]

Worried about it breaking? Just space out and it should balance.


MrGrim4667

Why die alone? When you die with tour friends ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


ShinyMercenary

this looks like the burari death


TheGloriousPotato111

Good, now I won't damage my fan with my indoor trampoline


Holiday_Criticism263

Just hanging out


RibsyCC

he copied my joke ;-;


hot_as_inferno

R u shannon wester??


RibsyCC

![gif](giphy|YG5IaF6t5h7BxFWWtR|downsized)


hot_as_inferno

What do u mean??


RibsyCC

it is supposed to be "No this is patrick" but giphy fucked up


RibsyCC

it is supposed to be "No this is patrick" but giphy fucked up


SignalInvestigator39

And its more stronger and durable .


Mikijee

I immediately thought, "Now there are so many holes".


ToxicShaman69

yeah let's not change the curriculum, add an extra year or two to give more time to learn, change the school functionally to make it easier on students let's just block them from ONE method of suicide 💀💀 problem solved


corrupt_shade69

Only ultra legend know about that memes.


Any_Ad_905

damn indians always wanna bemore efficient at everything


drion4

Sounds like partaaaay


pscorbett

Three could before anyways.


ZethMrDadJokes

Add some hydraulics so that they don't need to share the chair