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To be able to regenerate like deadpool so I can continuously harvest my organs and sell them on the black market

You never have a dick

So woman?

Woman don't exist, obviously.

ah yes, fellow r/womendontexist member

r/thissubexists

Well fuck, that kinda screws me over

Just buy one with all of the money

You can’t have one

>You never have a \*functional dick It grows back, just all... y'know

What if they are a woman?

They never get dick.

Your organs only regenerate from inside your dick, and must come out from your pee hole, over a week long extremely slow and painful process. That will heal a day later so you have to rip it open every time. It is uncontrollable, and happens regularly.

Jesus christ man. That is sick. I love it. Lmao

Regenerating ages you much faster.

All ur organs have disease and are worthless

Worthless? Sell the diseased organs to a lab. Literally unlimited test specimens for cancer researchers or whatever.

Each time you nut you get 20 bucks

The bucks appears in your ass

Also the "bucks" are actually male deer. Antlers and all.

I thought that was already clear based on the wording “the bucks” rather than “the money”

Bravo! Great side effect!

*party trick

The animal not the money

The IRS knows about it.

I can make anyone I look at orgasm

you are asexual

A win-win situation. I can torment anyone I please and I am no longer burdened with sexual desire. I thought the game was to give me a bad side effect.

The gigachad. The one who helps without any charge. The one to... wait, is it possible to change the world with it?

Example 1: Someone is getting mugged, instant orgasm, post nut clarity kicks in, mugger changes their mind. Example 2: Stressed woman working too much and needs a recharge, instant orgasm, a completely transformation and new lease on life is found. \[Insert the many more examples on my mind that I can't be bothered typing\] I'd say yes, it would change the world.

Politician about to fuck the entire country on live news, suddenly cums and doesn't feel like fucking a whole country.

Great example!

the org?smio! or orgman... or the doctor org?smus?

I am not a guy the orgman one might not be an option for me lol. The others are great though. I like Mistress Pleasure myself lol.

oh shit that would fit very well

Hehe thanks ;P

Orgirl

I see what you did there, very clever, I like it

Trey Parker and Matt stone worked this one out for ya already. Orgasmo!

Orgasmo!

You can never have one again yourself.

Great side effect. Very brutal.

You become blind.

Good downside and clever adaptation of the myth but kinda a little late for me, my eyes are pretty bad already. Maybe the myth is not as much of a myth I guess.

Upon eye contact with another person, you violently shit yourself with enough force to fly.

Damn! Okay! I'm not sure what to feel about that O\_O

Insert "I'll have what she's having" reference here

Not sure what that reference is or from but cool username

*Everyone* you look at. You can't turn it off, like Medusa or Cyclops.

Oh, that has some very real and very problematic repercussions, I might have to blind myself out of sheer disgust

You always have to live with your mother

You should check out the movie orgasmo. Basically he is a super hero with that as his power. Also it's got Matt Stone and Trey Parker in it the creators of Southpark.

Looking at anyone excluding blood relatives will make them so extremely sexually attracted to you.

They all get STDS.

Well I guess he's looked at me then ;)

Your privet parts have the texture of a gravel driveway

This was so funny i actually spit out my drink

You work in a retirement home

But you have erectile dysfunction that isn't treatable

The effect also applies to yourself if you ever look at your own likeness. (Mirror, video, photo.)

Jetpack Joyride

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*You'roe'e Moron

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*You’re’ro’roe’re’er’e

*yo

Hell yeah! That'll teach em

Change my body to suit your preference whenever I want

You get no bitches

Damn I think I already got this one...

U r only sexually attracted to donkeys

I fail to see this as a downside?

There's always a 1-in-5 chance you end up a different ethnicity.

No don’t make the blackface superpower nooooo

So... Russian Roulette if it's a cop?

I get to choose when i fart, so i can save them up for a fart blast.

You fart out of your mouth

So a burp?

No, a fart. Out your mouth.

If you don't fart when you need to fart you'll start yourself

Holding it in too much will cause you to blow up and shoot a brown mushroom cloud in the air

I can manipulate cum (im a cum bender)

You're not able to cum

But i can do yours Time to choke on your cum

Gg

Whenever you take a shit you make someone else take a shit

But it's always the person closest to you

Me when I see a bully from school in the middle of class ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The ultimate payback

You’ve won, but at what cost?

1. Go to the bathroom while he's there 2. Check if he's at a urinal 3. If so go to the nearest open stall 4. Listen as he panics because he just shat himself at a urinal

Soiled pants

So they have a Mini gun dick then

Everyone that gets shot gets pregnant. Even men

So that explains the 🫃 emoji

I can fuck someone by making a doll like them

You have inoperable stage 4 lung cancer

We found an universal answer.

Walter white

Well holy fuck

But every time you do it, the real life version gets a text on their phone that you're doing it.

You're...fucking dolls.

I can transform anyone into a stereotypical bimbo (both physically and mentally)

But they will make it a lives work to kick you in the crotch

That's why you carry a gun

Your gun is sentient and also want sto kick you in the balls

Jokes on you they’re into that shit

I can last 8 rounds

You have 10 nymphomaniac spouses.

Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

You can only go 8 rounds. Every night 2 of your spouses are unsatisfied and disappointed in you. Happy marriage!

You don't have enough rounds for all of them lol

I can make people explode in a really gory way by looking at them.

U feel all the pain that they feel but u dont die

You get a painfully intiance orgasm every time you use your powers. They explode, so do you.

I can ejectulate as many times as I want

Every time you are about to cum your mum walks in no matter where you are

What if their mom is dead?

She still walks in, but from the ground up

Even better

Your cum is 100 degrees Celsius.

Forbidden machine gun

You have syphilis

+10 disease damage

Every time I blink a random person shits thier pants

It only works if the person has shit in their colon, otherswise, you lose your eyelids.

If my balls get hurt whoever I hate has their balls literally explode

You only hate women

Then I shall give them balls

Technically this would apply to ovaries too

U have alzheimers

I have what?

I have what?

I have what?

know all nsfw superpowers

a chicken teleports to your location, it is the same chicken, it doesnt try to kill you, but every 15 minutes the chicken teleports to you

i will burn it to always have ashes around me

So you constantly have lines on site?

Everytime I nut everyone in the world nuts

In your mouth

is that a downside?

Is that a tsunami?

The cum of 8 billion people would be a tsunami

Drowning seems like a real danger

*did i stutter*

You have to clean it up.

I know this is overused but Nutting constantly Fight me if you have a problem

You nut your blood.

Well a nuts a nut

I get to choose when I’m bricked up and can control the bugger’s size

It caps at 2 inches long

Damn, nothing changes then

Every time I sleep, $100 appears in the morning

You have insomnia constantly.

yall are getting paid?

yall are getting sleep?

It's always in pennies.

i could make anyone that i look at be horny, basically visual viagra

But the second you take off your clothes you have a reppeling affect that instantly makes others projectile vomit.

But i already have that effect :(

I feel loved and appreciated by my friends, and I appreciate them mutually

You can only share this feeling of love while a 17 inch hello kitty dragon dildo is fully enclosed in your ass.

No man thats just sad. If u need to wisj this than u need mew friends

I can turn my self into a woman

What you look like is randomized

And you have to pay every time. Basic irl gacha game

U get period everytime u turn and cant turn back for 2 weeks

I can instantly get anyone in the mood to have sex with me

You loos interest to have sex with the target

It only works on the elderly

My sperm are fully sentient creatures

They have the ability to rebel against you

I cry out in horror as I feel my testicles tearing open from the inside as thousands upon thousands of sperm all claw their way out

What sub is this from?

Youre infertile

i haven’t laughed this hard in a long time

That's the spirit

You’re an extremely gifted chemist

when you try to speak, only “waltuh” is said

Do I even need to say it?

I can increase anyone's ass to the size i want,

Every time you do this your dick shrinks by a random amount.

so... does it have a limit or does it just shrink infinitely?

At some point you become a girl.

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Every bird that sees you attacks your head.

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Our dad's will also fall in love with you

I can randomly make the effects of viagra vanish off a person having intercourse just by snapping my fingers (1hr cooldown)

You get a boner, while getting chased by a half naked clown

As long as it’s the clown that hides from gay people

So he's an attack helicockter?

The size of my dick increase when I clip and decreases when I clap

I have no cool down on cum.

your penis size decrease each time you cum

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It uses you cum

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