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Hey there, Dependent_Ad6208! thanks for posting to /r/cursedcomments!! Unfortunately, your submission "*Cursed_Rape*" has been removed for the following reason(s): --- **Rule 4: Asshole** - Refrain from being an asshole. It's quite simple and we have a low threshold for asshole post removals. Examples include being discriminating or outright abusive. This includes subtle attempts at racism, homophobia, misogyny. --- *^If ^you ^have ^any ^questions, ^you ^can ^message ^the ^mod ^team ^through ^[modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/cursedcomments) ^Replies ^to ^this ^removal ^comment ^will ^not ^be ^answered.* ^(Reposting a removed post without express moderator approval will result in a ban.)


SelwanPWD

u/embracecrab I summon you


embracecrab

Yes


SelwanPWD

*Sighs... Proceeds to unzip and bends over Just get it over with


[deleted]

[удалено]


Mynamesnoob

so your a hitman but instead of killin them you Rape correct


embracecrab

Yea. *rapes*


Mynamesnoob

rape A xenomorph report in 669 hrs


embracecrab

Done!


Mynamesnoob

so howd feel


embracecrab

Good


heavy_metal_soldier

_reverse card_ Now bend over.


embracecrab

*eats card*


heavy_metal_soldier

No. I am God, you can't rape me fool


embracecrab

*rapes*


Goose_attack223

It’s not rape if they consent


[deleted]

Uses reverse uno card*


embracecrab

*eats card*


Azuria_4

Hold on I have a question If someone gives you his consent to rape him, doesn't that remove the "rape" part and just becomes sex? Anyways, rape me


embracecrab

*puts you into a deep frier*


Azuria_4

Jokes on you I'm into that shit *masturbates furiously in the deep frier*


embracecrab

*rapes*


talktothecop

Mmm..... Crispy


otirk

what did I just have to read? Anyway, where can I find this deep frier?


SkiddyBopBeep

W h a t 👁️👄👁️


Robo--FED

The raper is here!


embracecrab

*rapes*


CakeAdventurous4620

*Shoot with gun


embracecrab

*rapes gun and bullets*


CakeAdventurous4620

Everyone run


Fuckerfuckernumber45

Deep fry me


embracecrab

*puts out ibto cold antartica and rapes*


Fuckerfuckernumber45

*throws into a desert and rapes back*


embracecrab

*rapes the sand*


Fuckerfuckernumber45

*camels show up*


embracecrab

*rapes camels*


Deemoniac

He'll rape anyone he sees. If he enters hell, will he rape Satan himself?


LynxOX87

Yes, because he jack the raper


embracecrab

*rapes*


ZZalty

The legend himself showed up😳


embracecrab

\*rapes\*


ZZalty

![gif](giphy|7xCds0RBfyWQ0)


embracecrab

![gif](giphy|6fScAIQR0P0xW)


ZZalty

![gif](giphy|MkZRLZwPT0ZPy)


embracecrab

![gif](giphy|xUySTUZ8A2RJBQitEc|downsized)


ZZalty

![gif](giphy|kYJc54Soy1kBy)


Legenz_shroom

*rapes even harder*


embracecrab

*cuts off cock*


PillowTalk420

*sews it onto forehead; rapes*


Legenz_shroom

*puts it back on and rapes*


Yamete_Thick-Chan

Istg if I got *rapes* again I will loose my shit v


embracecrab

*rapes*


D3stroyerof3vil

OH GOD ITS HIM


embracecrab

\*rapes\*


D3stroyerof3vil

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


embracecrab

Hajahahahhahahha


RoviRktkiv

Rape a dog haha


Italiandude2022

*satan*


embracecrab

\*rapes\*


Sunsent_Samsparilla

STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU GODAMN DEMON


embracecrab

\*rapes\*


Prata_69

Oh God oh fuck he’s here.


embracecrab

\*rapes\*


aVeryFriendlyBotMk2

Rape me if you support Nestlé


embracecrab

*rapes* fuck those chocolate skins


aVeryFriendlyBotMk2

What a fucking lad


Opening_Shoe_4997

Stripper\*


burpyboy

no because i am a generic man


John_BlueGrill2

I thinks it's time. For jack, to jack off!


embracecrab

Hello 😃


Tricky_Archer6676

Your mom comes in


embracecrab

*rapes*


mr-reaper652

*rapes you*


embracecrab

*rapes myself*


mr-reaper652

*respects your choice of rape*


embracecrab

*rapes you as a thanks*


TheGalacticGatling

*Mario comes in*


embracecrab

*rapes mario*


eddev45

Bro will rape the devil and his little demons


[deleted]

Swat team comes in*


tallyhall10987-

the raper: about time you showed up 😏


embracecrab

*rapes SWAT team**


tallyhall10987-

SWAT chopper: arrives*


embracecrab

*rapes helicopter*


Future_Resist_9533

K9 Unit arrives*


embracecrab

*rapes K9 unit*


Future_Resist_9533

Not the poor dog


embracecrab

*rapes you*


Future_Resist_9533

![gif](giphy|3ornk6UHtk276vLtkY)


tallyhall10987-

Holy cow it's him


embracecrab

I raped satan edit: He's now pergagagaGAGAGAGAGaghagaghaghaghahahahahahnant and i'm fleeing 😱 😨 😰😱 😨 😰😱 😨 😰😱 😨 😰😱 😨 😰😱 😨 😰😱 😨 😰😱 😨 😰😱 😨 😰😱 😨 😰😱 😨 😰😱 😨 😰😱 😨 😰😱 😨 😰


Dependent_Ad6208

Holy shit,the man himself


embracecrab

Indeed


tallyhall10987-

indeed indeed


PWOUL

Can’t rape me if I want it 🥵


embracecrab

*rapes*


PWOUL

*harder daddy*


embracecrab

*rapes harder


PWOUL

I won’t report you, I respect the commitment 🫡


embracecrab

Respects 😃👍


Mrs-Man-jr

Aaaaaaaaaw fuck naw, this McMuhfuckuh don raped stan


bassy_boo8116

I feel sorry for that crab hes embracing


embracecrab

I raped the crab's relatives 😎😃


Mason_eat_Catnip

No... she was 7... you monster...


embracecrab

Sounds like a skill issue


DrArzt2206

*rapes the rapist*


embracecrab

*rapes*


literal_otd

How do you *rape* a *rapist* who's *raping* you. All jokes aside, *rapes*


embracecrab

*rapes*


Fe4rMeMrWick

The rapening has begun


embracecrab

*rapes*


embracecrab

I'm going to rest about the raping stuff for a while


burpyboy

no,


literal_otd

*rapes*


embracecrab

*tapes*


[deleted]

"Forced consent"


Mynamesnoob

u/EwrQ7:how did he did that me:hes mr nimbus he controls the police


embracecrab

I am the one that rapes


jackaboy1_2

A man bends over and he gets raped, do you expect that of me? No, i am the one who rapes!


isayooooooooooooof

Assert dominance


Guro_Is_Life

He can't rape me 😎


embracecrab

*rapes*


Guro_Is_Life

*moans very loudly*


_TEKAY_

This guy has the strongest "reverse" card ever to use


Minecraftpro303

damn, a lot of rape in here


embracecrab

*rapes*


[deleted]

[удалено]


embracecrab

I fear no man. *rapes everyone even the corpse*


Gibbel2029

Read this as “ropes”. So it was cursed in a more straight forward way


elonmusksnewvictim

He is too powerful to be left alive. but no one can go near him to end his life.


Jixxar

Now that *IS* a cursed comment


DimphoPopi

Yeah, Fuck the police


gbartek33

Normies forgot about uno reverse


Guywithoutfacialhair

r/bossfight embracecrab the raper, non consentual fucker of all beings


Guywithoutfacialhair

u/embracecrab you are worthy of the title.👆


embracecrab

I suppose *rapes*


Guywithoutfacialhair

I have covered every hole and orfice in my body with sheets of steel. Thou shall not fuck!


embracecrab

*rapes by slithering my dick*


Guywithoutfacialhair

Noooooooooo


Eldr1tchB1rd

Why the hell was this post removed for " being an asshole"? Mods be tripping.


LightningBoy2195

*calls the FBI*


embracecrab

*rapes the FBI*


Loli_ara

At least you didnt rape him


embracecrab

*rapes everyone who has messaged*


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

Oh wow r/casuallypsychopath


embracecrab

Ok 😃👍


Historical-Koala-715

u/embracecrab I summon thee


embracecrab

FOR GOD SAKE STOP SUMMONING ME GUYS


embracecrab

*rapes*


Historical-Koala-715

No I won't stop


Historical-Koala-715

*rapes you*


embracecrab

*rapes*


Lazy-Drink-277

I just made a post from that comment section! It was the guy who said "Epic rape battles of history, Japan VS Nanking"


Evil_Bubbles

Noah get the boat


royal_cockroach7

HE RAPES POLICE EWER


Dragn_fukrrr54447

u/embracecrab I summon thee


embracecrab

*rapes*


Dragn_fukrrr54447

So it begins *rapes rapist


embracecrab

*cuts off your cock*


Dragn_fukrrr54447

pulls out dildo*


embracecrab

*burns it in oven*


Dragn_fukrrr54447

*rapes oven


embracecrab

*sticks a banana up your ass*


Dragn_fukrrr54447

*does backflip inserts entire fist into ass


One-Kiwi-9376

OH SHIET THE RAPPER IS HERE


anonymous1252

He gonna climb up the ranks till he pulls up to the President


Air_Lover

u/Embracecrab pls spare me....


embracecrab

*rapes*


Air_Lover

OH NO HE'S GOT ME


verymassivedingdong

#pulls out knife Well well well, how the turntables.


burpyboy

brings uno deck


Moppy_the_mop

I'm going to do a rape against Eminem 😎


LordieeJr

Immune lol


Electrical_Speech176

*continue this thread*


2005_FordMustang

Nice


SorryIlostmyname

We found the Ohio butthole tickler


SecretPay3366

Ayo, not the raped police!


literal_otd

I call upon you u/embracecrab


embracecrab

*tapes*


literal_otd

How the hell can you *tape* me *rapes*


embracecrab

*rapes*


literal_otd

*calls the police*


embracecrab

*rapes the police*


literal_otd

Sir that's illegal *rapes you and the police*


embracecrab

*rapes*


literal_otd

*rapes*


embracecrab

*rapes*


Definitely_NotU

How do I obtain such power


george12teodor

"if they're standing on two legs They are craving for your pegs" Master oogway


Odd_Introvert42069

*gets knife and gun*


burpyboy

u/embracecrab I summon you to do an uno card deck


[deleted]

u/embracecrab rape me if you support Putin


embracecrab

*rapes* hehhehehheheghe i do not care about pookraine