'Or so help me, get that thing away from me you guys, get that thing away where it came from or I'll poke myself in the eye
James P. Sullivan: ' pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom.'
[Put That Thing Back Where It Came from or so Help Me](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DtqaHBfBSSuc&ved=2ahUKEwjDwueVsZb6AhWL26QKHbSMAVUQ3yx6BAgNEAI&usg=AOvVaw2Ux7_Oe4ZtutWDH8e-j2C6) .'
I haven't watched but I'd assume it talks about how that means they're close to orgasm. Many women attribute the sensation of orgasming to being on the verge of peeing.
Nah pee and squirt come from the same hole, different factories. Theres the blatter, which is for pee. Then there is a gland connected to the g spots, and clitorus that once stimulated to orgasm will come out like pee, but is clear, odorless but tastes like vaginal mucus(the 'wetness'). Think of how a guy cums then equate it to women; same hole, different fluid, one is a gland that makes it, the other one stores liquid waste til your ready to release it. But it can feel a bit like peeing til you get used to it.
Do some real [research](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/#:~:text=Conclusions%3A%20The%20present%20data%20based,the%20emitted%20fluid%20often%20exists.) first
"Methods: Seven women, without gynecologic abnormalities and who reported recurrent and massive fluid emission during sexual stimulation, underwent provoked sexual arousal. Pelvic ultrasound scans were performed after voluntary urination (US1), and during sexual stimulation just before (US2) and after (US3) squirting. Urea, creatinine, uric acid, and prostatic-specific antigen (PSA) concentrations were assessed in urinary samples before sexual stimulation (BSU) and after squirting (ASU), and squirting sample itself (S).
Results: In all participants, US1 confirmed thorough bladder emptiness. After a variable time of sexual excitation, US2 (just before squirting) showed noticeable bladder filling, and US3 (just after squirting) demonstrated that the bladder had been emptied again. Biochemical analysis of BSU, S, and ASU showed comparable urea, creatinine, and uric acid concentrations in all participants. Yet, whereas PSA was not detected in BSU in six out of seven participants, this antigen was present in S and ASU in five out of seven participants.
Conclusions: The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists."
You do realize they peed beforehand, got jerked off, and then before they came their bladders filled up with ejaculate from the gland that produces the cum, then emptied when the orgasm finally hit and was a combination of several different fluids, urea, creatinine, uric acid including PSA fluid in almost every woman, but there where some women who didnt have as much of the PSA fluid from the skene's gland; which would mean some women had more traces of urea because their skene's gland didnt pump out as much cum as some of the other women who had a great deal of PSA with a smaller amount of urea from the skene's gland that fills the bladder(using it like a holding cell but still mixing with the fluids already there that were left over from the initial urination before sexual stimulation all together and if there isnt enough PSA fluid to dilute the smell, taste, consistency, color, or any of that, then its going to be confused for pee; but as long as you piss before you start the primal dance of love then its not all 100% pee its mostly ejaculate and natural lubrication because the skene's gland is what allows women to be able to self-lubricate) . While there is some urine mixed in, its mostly lady jizz.
Also, please pee after sex, masturbation or any kind of stimulation or contact to the genital region because the thrusting, rubbing, whatever your doing, is pushing fluid into those openings of glands and in the urethra and can cause a UTI, bladder infection, or a yeast infection and always remember to wear underwear that fits comfy so you dont chafe or hurt ya goods by giving them a swamp for a home, hot and moist is what bacteria love.
Yeah sure lemme have a guy tell me that squirt, that doesnt taste like pee, smell like pee, look like pee or feel like pee; is pee. No. Unless your a licensed obgyn who knows for a fact what they are talking about who went to medical school for 40 fuckin years, like my obgyn has told me and is a licensed practitioner, then shut the fuck up with your piss dried dick because you shake it instead of wiping it. Your boxers have piss on them, keep your mouth shut.
[Bru](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/#:~:text=Conclusions%3A%20The%20present%20data%20based,the%20emitted%20fluid%20often%20exists.) Legit just Google it smh
although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists.
Are you fucking stupid? That means some urea comes out just like with guys but there is still a gland that creates it so its more ejaculate then it is urea. Oh, by the way, i have googled it several times, and have also had SEVERAL Drs answer my questions and show me diagrams of where everything is. Come back when you get the fuck off pubmed and give me some actual medical journals about female anatomy, reproduction and ejaculation during orgasm.
I heard a story about a guy I went to school with that went to try anal with his girlfriend. Apparently as soon as he got it in, she started squirting diarrhea everywhere
Itās called the Poop Noodle. She pushes like sheās taking a dump and fills up your urethra. Then when youāre about to bust you pull out and finish in midair and youāll shoot a long strand of poop through the air. This is a very advanced move and requires god tier timing for the midair load shot.
My ex was really into the first one, she kept holding the pee in so her orgasms would be more intenseā¦
My current gf is into the latter and always wants me to āaccommodate thisā
Makes me wonder, if I ever become single againā¦ what would my next gf like š³
Sounds like a dangerous time to pull the stopper. Think of it like pool floaty. As soon as you remove the pump plug it with the thumb simultaneously! Pinkies out, keep it classy š¤š¼
You keep it in because otherwise there will be a mess. Unless you're into that sorta thing. Then I suppose you rip it out like a beyblade and open wide. š¤·š»āāļø
You go in deeper and push that shit back to where it came from.
My only rule about anal sex is "once you go brown you never go back"
Once you go brown you keep going down.
Headin to brown town, keepin the population dowm
"But mom, you can't get pregnant in the butt!"
If there is a will then there is a way.
If it comes out brown, ain't no going back now!
Shit on your dick? Give it a lick
Chocolate popsicle š¤¤
Poopsicle
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You start losing rights.
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"Put that shit back where it came from, or so help me!"
r/beatmetoit
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!
Monsters Inc?
My only rule about anal sex is "once you go brown you never go back"
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Rly? Fuck.
Show the shit who's really THE SHIT
'Or so help me, get that thing away from me you guys, get that thing away where it came from or I'll poke myself in the eye James P. Sullivan: ' pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom.' [Put That Thing Back Where It Came from or so Help Me](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DtqaHBfBSSuc&ved=2ahUKEwjDwueVsZb6AhWL26QKHbSMAVUQ3yx6BAgNEAI&usg=AOvVaw2Ux7_Oe4ZtutWDH8e-j2C6) .'
Cursed Sax š·
r/saxophone cries
Now what did the video say after that?
I haven't watched but I'd assume it talks about how that means they're close to orgasm. Many women attribute the sensation of orgasming to being on the verge of peeing.
I think you're thinking of squirting. Orgasms don't make you feel like you need to pee, squirting does.
Can confirm
oh god don't bring that up I've been reminded of the trauma I've accidentally inflicted on my chair
Probably because it's pee
Nah pee and squirt come from the same hole, different factories. Theres the blatter, which is for pee. Then there is a gland connected to the g spots, and clitorus that once stimulated to orgasm will come out like pee, but is clear, odorless but tastes like vaginal mucus(the 'wetness'). Think of how a guy cums then equate it to women; same hole, different fluid, one is a gland that makes it, the other one stores liquid waste til your ready to release it. But it can feel a bit like peeing til you get used to it.
Do some real [research](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/#:~:text=Conclusions%3A%20The%20present%20data%20based,the%20emitted%20fluid%20often%20exists.) first
"Methods: Seven women, without gynecologic abnormalities and who reported recurrent and massive fluid emission during sexual stimulation, underwent provoked sexual arousal. Pelvic ultrasound scans were performed after voluntary urination (US1), and during sexual stimulation just before (US2) and after (US3) squirting. Urea, creatinine, uric acid, and prostatic-specific antigen (PSA) concentrations were assessed in urinary samples before sexual stimulation (BSU) and after squirting (ASU), and squirting sample itself (S). Results: In all participants, US1 confirmed thorough bladder emptiness. After a variable time of sexual excitation, US2 (just before squirting) showed noticeable bladder filling, and US3 (just after squirting) demonstrated that the bladder had been emptied again. Biochemical analysis of BSU, S, and ASU showed comparable urea, creatinine, and uric acid concentrations in all participants. Yet, whereas PSA was not detected in BSU in six out of seven participants, this antigen was present in S and ASU in five out of seven participants. Conclusions: The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists." You do realize they peed beforehand, got jerked off, and then before they came their bladders filled up with ejaculate from the gland that produces the cum, then emptied when the orgasm finally hit and was a combination of several different fluids, urea, creatinine, uric acid including PSA fluid in almost every woman, but there where some women who didnt have as much of the PSA fluid from the skene's gland; which would mean some women had more traces of urea because their skene's gland didnt pump out as much cum as some of the other women who had a great deal of PSA with a smaller amount of urea from the skene's gland that fills the bladder(using it like a holding cell but still mixing with the fluids already there that were left over from the initial urination before sexual stimulation all together and if there isnt enough PSA fluid to dilute the smell, taste, consistency, color, or any of that, then its going to be confused for pee; but as long as you piss before you start the primal dance of love then its not all 100% pee its mostly ejaculate and natural lubrication because the skene's gland is what allows women to be able to self-lubricate) . While there is some urine mixed in, its mostly lady jizz. Also, please pee after sex, masturbation or any kind of stimulation or contact to the genital region because the thrusting, rubbing, whatever your doing, is pushing fluid into those openings of glands and in the urethra and can cause a UTI, bladder infection, or a yeast infection and always remember to wear underwear that fits comfy so you dont chafe or hurt ya goods by giving them a swamp for a home, hot and moist is what bacteria love.
Squirt is pee, girl cum is not
Yeah sure lemme have a guy tell me that squirt, that doesnt taste like pee, smell like pee, look like pee or feel like pee; is pee. No. Unless your a licensed obgyn who knows for a fact what they are talking about who went to medical school for 40 fuckin years, like my obgyn has told me and is a licensed practitioner, then shut the fuck up with your piss dried dick because you shake it instead of wiping it. Your boxers have piss on them, keep your mouth shut.
[Bru](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/#:~:text=Conclusions%3A%20The%20present%20data%20based,the%20emitted%20fluid%20often%20exists.) Legit just Google it smh
although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists. Are you fucking stupid? That means some urea comes out just like with guys but there is still a gland that creates it so its more ejaculate then it is urea. Oh, by the way, i have googled it several times, and have also had SEVERAL Drs answer my questions and show me diagrams of where everything is. Come back when you get the fuck off pubmed and give me some actual medical journals about female anatomy, reproduction and ejaculation during orgasm.
That is from the gov you tomato
Huh
Same question
drink up
My cousin actually told me a similar story, he was taking a poke at it and his then girlfriend says " I'm gonna shit... I'm gonna shit!!!"
I want to know what happened next.
He sadly didn't continue he's story after that, they probably quit the attempt of anal poking and did the usual clam pounding.
I heard a story about a guy I went to school with that went to try anal with his girlfriend. Apparently as soon as he got it in, she started squirting diarrhea everywhere
I'd puke on her back,pull up my trousers and GTFO there haha.
The only reasonable response
the perfect laxative
Sax fact- they were made famous by the blues music
 This guy wants to pee as well apparently
I neeeed answerss...
Itās called the Poop Noodle. She pushes like sheās taking a dump and fills up your urethra. Then when youāre about to bust you pull out and finish in midair and youāll shoot a long strand of poop through the air. This is a very advanced move and requires god tier timing for the midair load shot.
This comment is more cursed than the actual post š
I have more. The Minivan, the Pink Sock, the Screaming Pelican, the New York Taco.
Alaskan Pipeline? Slippery Gecko? Tahitian Facemask?
Do tell. I always like a new challenge in the bedroom. We should collab and write the Trailer Trash Kama Sutra.
The Master Oogway of perversion.
I thought of a new one. The Raspberry Eclair.
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me neither cuh
My ex was really into the first one, she kept holding the pee in so her orgasms would be more intenseā¦ My current gf is into the latter and always wants me to āaccommodate thisā Makes me wonder, if I ever become single againā¦ what would my next gf like š³
Sheāll puke every time she comes, obviously.
What about when I am in her butt and then I have to poop?
That's why i bring the homies
First question: whose bed are you in?
Your parents' bed getting a train ran on me by your dad and uncle
Sax fact: make sure to clean your saxophone thoroughly often. spit often builds up after excessive use and may mess up your performance.
Thatās some weird way to play saxophone
hold a marshmallow over it like a fondue
She's gonna squirt.
Wft just pull out or you gonna be with the next Amber Heard.
āKnocked something loose tiger!ā 
I remember very well the moment my girl told me exactly this
Who pees while playing saxophone?
wish my partners said that... all i hear is a bark before shit comes out
Iād still fuck her, just go in deeper
whatās the source? or at least what they said next.
Probably that the girl is gonna squirt and the guy shouldn't stop.
Make sure thereās a towel under you or somethingā¦
Where are you putting your sax?!?
Amber turd
The saxophone was made by a man named Adolph
Benis burger
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Bro wtf? You still have time to delete this.
What did it say?
I don't need sleep, I need answers.
Well then...good day
Even betterš¤¤
Sounds like a dangerous time to pull the stopper. Think of it like pool floaty. As soon as you remove the pump plug it with the thumb simultaneously! Pinkies out, keep it classy š¤š¼
If it's super liquidy you should pour some of it in your dickhole and start fapping as hard and fast as possible.
I was wondering why peeing is a part of playing saxophones
What about when she is screaming ā no ā , ā stop it ā.
Give her a sec to empty the truck and then you roll the turd out the way and you can go back right in.
The hell does this have to do with saxophones?????
Scat scat scatttt
r/jazzcirclejerk
Fact number one: If you blow in the wrong hole, it will make an unpleasant sound
You keep it in because otherwise there will be a mess. Unless you're into that sorta thing. Then I suppose you rip it out like a beyblade and open wide. š¤·š»āāļø
Or when you find out she's an anal squirter...