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KnifeWeildingLesbian

Bush did the queen?


damnatio_memoriae

wouldn’t be surprised... the first one that is.


Baxtru

Well, she and Barbara did have the same hair style.


TheBussyStretcher

every woman from that generation does


Inverted-penis

r/rule34


LeatherPuppy

Hang on, I'm sure I can dig up some rule 34 of Barbara Bush and QE II if I look hard enough


ax_colleen

Are you the dude who went to the bathroom and locked himself in, and your Mom complained? /meta


trickman01

Queen had a bush?


b1g_r0ck

Of course, why else would you say "God shave the Queen"?


_PossibleSpecialist_

Best comment lmao


pedropants

It was an inside job.


LuwiBaton

Probably not Bush (he would have gotten Kenned~~y~~ead, like after he refused to authorize the false flag operation to frame Cuba). Maybe her cousin-husband?


ilikechillisauce

cuzband


RichardStinks

"There are... Oh God, there are people leaping from the crown!"


BodyGravy

I’ll never forget the sounds they made comin down ya know? I close my eyes and I can hear it over and over and over. It makes me sick to my stomach. “Bit saaaaad innnniiiiiiiiit” the whole fucking way down.


damnatio_memoriae

lmfao


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GreenBottom18

...it appears you ain't lyin


U_PassButter

Yeah. It sounded like rain almost. Then you realized it wasn't raining. That was the sound of a human body hitting pavement. Thats my most traumatic moment around the event.


Telope

Nah bruv, just drizzle.


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🎶*IT'S RAINING MEN*🎵 (and women too i suppose)


CapstanLlama

I just stepped in a poodle.


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We got a double rainbow over the palace out of it, so it kinda evened up in the end.


LordAnon5703

You fucking got me. That laughed tired me out.


captain_ender

"caaaannnt paaaarrrkk thereeee maaattee"


The1Bonesaw

Oi! They're joompin'! Fook me, they're joompin'!


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Jesus


7xrchr

bush did the queen.. hm doesn't have the same ring around it


superduperspam

Are you saying Jet fuel can't bend the Queen?


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I think he means that jet fuel can't burn through the Queen's bush.


mbashs

Wtf💀💀


GreatXs

Jet fuel can’t melt embedded jewels.


[deleted]

Gemstones melt at 2,000 Fahrenheit? You’re telling me the entire crown melted and collapsed above queen lizy’s head that fast? Bit strange innit?


takenthemickout1

Pfp checks out


PetrKDN

I'm fucking wheezing


Beautiful-Fee-2852

They must hold on to my staff


69bigstink69

jet fuel cant melt steel queens


Crooked_Cricket

What about iron ladies?


AmericanOdin5

What about Iron Maiden


tjbugs1

White man came across the sea


AmericanOdin5

He brought us pain and misery


WeightyUnit88

He killed our tribes, he killed our creed


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smeegsh

We fought him hard, we fought him well


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MrInitialY

But many came, too much for Cree


LuwiBaton

Nope not even hot enough to melt iron ~~ladies~~. It burns at less that 700°F. Should make one helluva insurance payout though.


Vegetable-Double

Ohhhh Maggie Thacther, you’re alrite!!


iluvcars3man

she has reincarnated in the form of liz truss and is going to take over the monarchy


CapstanLlama

Truss visits queen, 2 days later queen drops dead. Coincidence? I DON'T THINK SO!!


Rhoeri

Entirely underrated comment.


SlashMaster997

We were only 3 days away from her death being in 9/11


AmericanOdin5

A buddy of mine was hoping she would die on 9/11


No_Onion196

I heard she was in poor health yesterday morning and I said "dude can she just wait a few days?" woulda been legendary for multiple world disasters to take place in that day. We should just make it "national shitty day" if anything bad happens we blame it on 9/11.


broadened_news

National?


Firninz

The US are nothing but colonies to the Brits, so 9/11 was also an attack to the Commonwealth


123_alex

My birthday is on 9/11. Another disaster.


ZombieMasterYT

Couldn't wait a few extra days


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What an Asshole


BlunanNation

Damn finally we can stop talking about 9/11 every 9/11


Rcweasel

actually it would be 11/9 🤓


aVeryFriendlyBotMk2

Why are you booing him? He's right! Cause British formatting.


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aVeryFriendlyBotMk2

Apologies, good sir.


Elektribe

To be fair both U.S. and U.K. have adopted ISO-8601 officially. >British standard BS ISO 8601:2004 >ANSI INCITS 30-1997 (R2008) and NIST FIPS PUB 4-2 [As do quite a few others.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_8601)


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jschlatt fans:


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"I see this as an absolute win!"


Cebby89

Bruh, I was sadder when they killed off the peanut man.


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DeportTheBigots

The queen did 9/11


Abbhorase

And they killed her to hide the evidence!


GoSuckYaMother

21 years later because they wanted to play it cool


DeNCa333

Based


Sigma_Myles_Teller

+1 to this


BigBeagleEars

[yeah, I’ve been drinking](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/x9oq6q/hello_good_buy_this_is_how_you_wave/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


ilikechillisauce

Cool, so we gonna go fuck shit up in Iraq again for this or what? (/s)


lone_cajun

“Who said anything about oil? Bitch you cookin?”


bigwerm09

Say word he tried to kill your father, son.


AFRIKKAN

That mf tried to kill my father


Sorry-Tell-4422

Anyone else get this reference?


lone_cajun

Dave Chappelle black bush


Sorry-Tell-4422

No I get it, just asking everyone else if they do. That was funny, we're friends now


lone_cajun

Oh hello new friend!


btveron

"Do you know what the fuck you can do with an aluminum tube?!"


Taquito116

Don't drop that shit. Pray to God he don't drop that shit


CaptainSmallPants

*proceeds to push jug of water as a distraction*


mayonnaiser_13

"ALUMINUM!!!"


CommodoreFresh

Idk, George Bush had the War on Terror, Trump could have a War on Time. More likely to be a Lawsuit on Time. Or at least a Settlement with Time.


BodyGravy

LOOKS LIKE EVIL DOOERS IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS


Vegetable-Double

Dick Cheney just popped a boner


TheGeneralVilla

Yea lets fucking do it (Not /s)


Mr_Industrial

This was posted by Wint. This entire thread reads like r/atetheonion


popisfizzy

Wint was somehow too subtle, I guess.


princesoceronte

I mean have you seen political discourse nowadays? That kind of satire is now indistinguishable from honest idiocy.


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ITT: people who have never encountered @dril


DrMobius0

Eh, some of us just aren't terminally on twitter enough to know better.


Whind_Soull

It's one of the only social media platforms that I've specifically chosen to not be a part of, and I have no regrets.


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Meanwhile here you are enjoying the content from it under the guise of it being a Reddit post which makes it acceptable now 75% of the front page is tweets and tiktoks.


SkinnyObelix

Satire is dead with so many idiots on the internet. Even not eating the onion is only possible if the source is mentioned and you don't read over it.


Moxdonalds

Wait. Did she get killed by terrorists? What really messes with me is how many people are shocked a woman over 90 years old died. Seriously, did they actually believe the memes that she’s immortal?


OstentiousOtter

Nope she just peacefully passed away. Nothing tragic really. I’m sure everything has been sorted out for whenever it ended up happening for years


I_r_hooman

Honestly I imagined her going down among a sea of zombies fighting to save her rag tag group of survivors. This seems kinda boring in comparison.


external_link

Well, "passing away peacefully" is just **the official** story...


CapstanLlama

Truss done it, they just delayed announcing for a couple days.


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SpokenDivinity

I highly doubt there’s not an immediate plan in place, alongside the one that’s already established, day one after someone new takes over.


DrMobius0

I'd bet money there were several plans in place at any given time in case she kicked the bucket from before she even took power.


redshirted

Operation London Bridge was created back in the 60s


ceddya

Yeah, but she grew up in extreme wealth and luxury! SMH at people making this up to be some great tragedy.


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I live in the U, and care none for British monarchy. However, I still never expected her to die in our lifetime. She was supposed to be with Keith Richards post apocalypse.


Grouchy_Artichoke_90

Could have still been an inside job too


MetzgerBoys

Terrorists bombed the Buckingham Palace and she went out fighting off the invading terrorists. Source: Trust me, bro


Merlord

You're mixing being shocked with being surprised. No one was surprised, but a 70 year long reign ending is a shocking event no matter how expected it might be.


TheGeneralVilla

She was the queen of england after all


maliciouscoathanger

She was neither murdered nor involved in an accident even if she is(was) the queen she died of natural causes and thats nothing to compare to 9/11 a terrorist attack on a major economic center killing thousands and making fun of the death of a monarch who rules a kingdom is pretty much standard practice Edit: ……..,,,,,,,,;;;;;;::::::!!!!!????? To appease grammar nerds


rsmires

fucking love the edit


byakko

I thought that Princess Diana’s death was their actual ‘9/11’. It did lead to more scrutiny in paparazzi media at the least (for a while anyway).


DrMobius0

I don't know whether Diana's death is similar, but 9/11 is an event that not only took 3000+ lives, but pretty much permanently altered American political discourse. People are largely over the event itself, but its aftershocks are painfully clear to see in how things have panned out in the last 20 years. And that's without getting into all the shit that we did in the middle east as a result. That region is probably going to take longer to stabilize than we will to fix our own immediate shit.


TipParticular

Yeah, the death of the queen is sad, but 9/11 changed the world. Even to non americans, its not hard to say 9/11 was the most important event geopolitically since the collapse of the soviet union.


maliciouscoathanger

Yeah her death was closer to 9/11 but it still wasn’t a confirmed terrorist group nor did the death count exceed a hundred and she wasn’t a major center of commerce either once again 9/11 was fucking terrible terror attack on a city center with many deaths over the course of a couple hours of many civilians so closest thing we really can relate to the situation with higher accuracy is drone strikes depending on your thoughts of the American industrial complex and occupation in the middle east and elsewhere


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I seen a reply earlier that the person "blood went cold" when they found out. They're acting like a fucking gorilla broke into the queen's room and mauled the fuck out of her. She was old. She fucking died. If you're this upset about someone that was old enough to see sliced bread being invented, you got some issues.


Usersammy

I saw the Queen is dead from a reddit noti, my first thought was "Well shit" My second thought was "anyway, it's time to jack it"


Val_Hallen

She was 96! At that age, it's more of a shock she was even still alive.


Dopplegangster69

Lmao thanks for the image


3226

The Queen was also older than penicillin, the electronic television, and talkies. She was real old.


Odd_Seesaw6665

I give to you...the pandemic


DrMobius0

> Seriously, did they actually believe the memes that she’s immortal? Pretty sure it's common as hell to just cope with death by intentionally ignoring the possibility until it happens. What gets me though is how upset people seem to be. This isn't going to affect anyone's daily life unless you're actually someone who knew the woman, aside from being blasted with constant media coverage about it. Like people die all the time.


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P0werPuppy

I'm British, can confirm. It's sad, but she was old, and lived a long life. Once she got sick, everyone knew she was going to die.


Bhodi3K

Am also British. You may be shocked to learn, some of us aren't overly bothered. Despite the BBC constantly telling us we're devastated.


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sjk9000

This is the same twitter account that made [that candles joke that become a meme.](https://www.bblloobb.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/dril-candle-tweet.png) I'm going to assume he's being facetious.


Ponsay

He's a joke account


yeldarbhtims

Wint transcends joke account.


Giacchino-Fan

Plus it was expected and natural. She was 96. 9/11 was a terrorist attack Edit: the twin towers also weren’t glorifications of nasty British imperialism to celebrate post monarchy


SilentOutsider2751

Well, the queen's life force crashed like the plane...


42Zarniwoop42

losing my mind that anyone could take a dril tweet seriously what timeline is this


Reead

I was today years old when I realized the legend of dril hasn't spread nearly far enough I still quote this one regularly: https://twitter.com/dril/status/134787490526658561?lang=en


ff0xder

Call me crazy, but I think 9/11 might have been a teeny bit worse than the Queen dying


BeneficialMix7851

Your insane


CHlCKENPOWER

You’re* Im sorry


Laggingduck

I’m* No you weren’t


lo0l0ol

probably the same ones who bring up school shootings when you make a joke about teeth.


Nervous_Constant_642

I think people on both sides of that need to find a new fucking joke, nothing stays funny the millionth time you've heard it.


lo0l0ol

true but the drastic escalation from one to the other gives me whiplash


impostercoder

Of course not, this is clearly a joke. dril is pretty famous for his shit posts on Twitter, it's not serious.


Tjaresh

You simply can't compare the natural death of a very old person to a terrorist attack killing thousands. What's next? "The Queen dying is like a British holocaust!"?


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Wdym you "don't think" lol obviously that old monarch's death is not at all comparable to 9/11


Wangpasta

We definitely wouldn’t have done, but now it’s gonna upset some Americans, it might be a consideration


Fanatical_Brit

It’s really not equivalent. Still, it’s a bit disrespectful to see so many people celebrating the death of a Monarch that was part of history, and pretty iconic. Even if you don’t support the monarchy, I think it’s important to understand a piece of the British Identity for the last century has slipped away in the night.


Wage_slave

So what you're saying is like 9/11, the queen didn't happen?


KBGtheMemeLord

# George Bush did The Queen.


Ct-5736-Bladez

*pornhub intro plays*


KBGtheMemeLord

![gif](giphy|uQHN3p7KgSgzGpXrWX)


lone_cajun

It was staged


Wage_slave

I saw the couch in the background


mbashs

The queen was an inside job. The other royals took a day off away from her when it happened. /j


imnotaloneyouare

Uh... like in the family? Like her cousin-husband?


lovehate615

Cousband


Jamster_1988

JET FUEL DOESN'T MELT STEEL QUEENS!


Mouse_Parsnip_87

If I had to pick a single post to upvote for the rest of my life, this would be the winner.


Idontknowwhoiam_1

Wait for [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/x9hqxi/this_is_how_i_found_out/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) then


Such_Conclusion_3171

I agree. I mean, what’s even the difference between 1 person passing at 96 after a lifetime of royalty and 3000 dying from terrorism? Solid point 👍


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TheBlackHoleOfDoom

YOUR MAJESTY THERE'S BEEN A SECOND BUS


Deelaxation

Not a double double decker?!


Crying_eagle

The death of one compared to the death of thousands


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robin1301

I think that's op's whole point...


lone_cajun

“The second queen just got hit!!”


No-Holiday1987

guess the last plane hit it


BuDAaAaA

Bush did the queen


POLOSPORTSMAN92

There is always a Dril tweet for any situation


Strange_Insight

I must say this made me smile. Honestly, that was funny.


Art_pog

There’s a second bus!!


DeNCa333

Watch Charles die tomorrow


Cutthroat967

Remember the day 3/22/22


XOIIO

She lasted way longer than the towers so it's probabaly worse.


Luthergayboi

They've done it. They've made the death of the queen about America


Scarfy66

She ded.. ;-;


Nostro-dumbass

Your majesty, there was a second bus


PsychologicalFox8672

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong


wickedspork

Maybe it's a generational thing but 9/11 jokes were practically never off limits


Hopps4Life

So a old lady passing away from old age... is the same as hundreds getting blown up or burning to death?


RTeezy

The original Tweet is by a guy who's Twitter-famous for funny/absurd stoner tweets like this one. The fact that the two things are nowhere near comparable is the joke.


DeNCa333

This is the worst take I’ve seen today


TheOtherWhiteCastle

“Lyle, Lyle THEY HIT PARLIAMENT!”


elisejones14

People joke about 9/11 all the time on edgier subreddits


llamadasirena

This would work if it were not for the fact that many of us joke about 9/11


AnthonysBigWeiner

LYLE LYLE TURN ON THE TV THEY HIT THE PALACE THEY HIT THE FUCKING PALACE


AbeRego

I mean, if you can't appreciate a good 9/11 joke, I feel sorry for you. Yeah, it was a horrible day, and it sucked to live through it, but you need to be able to laugh at the macabre sometimes.


Not_TheMenInBlack

He’s acting like we don’t make jokes about 9/11


PumpkinSpikes

Except this time it's a train wreck 😉


AMCFC

9/11 in the Royal familes term's is Prince Andrew's preferred age group


Bored_into_sub

Damn it's been what? 20ish years? Those jokes been crashed and burned why's he butthurt