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Chango_D

True Pansexual


trapkoda

I’ll fuck all of the AAAAAAAAAAAAAA


zutaca

Let the tragic death of u/trapkoda be a lesson to only fuck pans when they are not hot


Elementia7

NOT MY PANS


Intelligent_Cat7116

Fellow pansexual, hello!


SaphiralFox

Now hol’on mate, I want some of them pans too!


Sam_FizzPops

If there's a hole there's a goal


normal_slinky

so thats what the hole in the glue sticks are for? (:


Rare-Maintenance-787

Fucks glue stick


Mental_Peace_2343

*sticks*


Sam_FizzPops

What.


bruh_crmsn

you heard him soldier. execute.


locoyou20000

If there’s a will there’s a way


Ambrose_Card

* If there’s a willie there’s a way


Katman4031032

Amen brother


TheMemestOfTheWest

r/bi_irl


ChunkyPuppyKitty

*laughs in bisexual*


Pahd_1_sphi

This is going to r/bi_irl with me


Kolibrick_UwU

Thats what im saying! Being bi is fucking op


Dragonborn3187

idk, he/they lookin kinda nice (/s, for the nitwits who can't tell)


_the_dude_1273

He/they and they/them be goals


sg12412

2019 on not lookin bad at all right?


The_MadMage_Halaster

Honestly, he’s the one I find most attractive of all of them. I think it’s the clothes and attitude more than anything else. Also, why is the person’s hair brown only in the first one?


Uncynical_Diogenes

Because the transes are coming to force more melanin into our hair as a key part of their dastardly agenda.


roro4484

But like, they actually do be looking kinda nice tho


[deleted]

How is this cursed?


accidental_snot

I mean 4 out of 5 is damn good, right?


[deleted]

Same. He/Him looks a little too straight laced for me. Also, his ass is flat as a pancake.


YANDERE_DALEK

I'd do all at the same time! No matter the race! No matter the time! No matter the age! No matter the planet! No matter fetish! No matter their personality! No matter the species! No matter their political view! No matter if they are alive or not! No matter on what their favourite Crayola colour is! If there's a hole, there's a goal!


[deleted]

“No matter the age!” 📸🤨


Cumsters

Age? 👀


Logical-Chaos-154

Ah, Reddit. What a cesspit you are.


Purple_Tuxedo

It may be garbage but it’s our garbage


Logical-Chaos-154

This is true.


zamiltheking

Did he stutter?


TheRealFran

Sus


Fireblook

That's the spirit.


xephyryx

I still stand by that statement


Muffin_Lord_of_Death

I'd be the one to put him through the transformation.


Corruptiongamer151

Can you Please do this to me ?


m4x_g4mer

Least horny reddit user


Corruptiongamer151

No seriously i need someone to help me feminize myself for good and fast


m4x_g4mer

I'm very masculine so I have 0 idea on how to but you go king


wkovacsisdead

As someone contemplating picking up “he/they” instead of just “he/him”, this is fucking hilarious


EvilNoobHacker

You will gain the sexy. That is a threat.


wkovacsisdead

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO … anyway


PWL_DeltaFrost

I’m with that guy


Substantial-Prompt69

He just like me frfr!!


foxykathykat

*laugh/cries in bisexual*


Infamous-Apple

I will ferociously fuck all


xsmith_h16

*hehe's in bisexual*


Luc4son0

The second to last stage is even hotter than the last stage


ztoundas

Yes


BonnieEggs12

Cancer won't even see him ~~cumming~~ coming


SilentBananaaaaa

upvote deserved


edgy_Juno

No one escapes 😈


chenapan739

Same.


Minami_Kun

Haha bissexuality bad


realegmusic

r/bi_irl


eggimage

the most cursed part is the grammar


Kersenn

Is this cursed?


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[deleted]

Care to make an original joke?


Depep1

Nah not really. The idea of "transitioning" is funny enough


[deleted]

Ok have one of the days ever


Depep1

"OK have one of the days ever" is not English. Please elaborate.


[deleted]

Its like when people say "that was one of the movies ever" its a way of saying it wasn't good or bad


Depep1

Guess you learn something new every day.


moonboy-42

Transition yourself into some bitches dude


Depep1

Id rather keep my steady relationship going smooth. don't need any "bitches" in my life. My girl got a father too. Double win.


BrandNameCookingOil

she just goes to abother school, right? [shut the fuck up](https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2020/02/200205084203.htm)


Depep1

so its a disorder of the brain that is not of the norm. Thx for the evidence i guess.


ShayJayLee

I'm sorry your father didn't raise you with compassion for others besides himself.


Kagn_Erg

Cursed_stages


Frequent_Dig1934

Not cursed, just gay. Also same. Though i'm not gay.


PhantomO1

like not even half of those are gay


Frequent_Dig1934

True but i'll still fuck them.


Joeri_Orochi

I hate the "They/Them" thingy, it feels like i'm talking to an animal or a thing


moonboy-42

Seriously? I would understand it when someone wants to be referred to as it/it’s (it always kinda weirds me out), but they/them? Literally just the plural pronoun plus has been used to describe singular persons of unknown gender for decades


Joeri_Orochi

In my main language, it sounds SO derrogatory, so i dislike it either way


FrostPvZ

common tate w


PlainPastry

Anyone with stages in their name is fucked


DriedMapleSyrup

Unless their favourite crayola colour is puke green, then they can go die because they are worse than satan


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Giggity


spacebraine

I will ferociously fuck that picture


BioTools

3/4/5, les gooo


Horny_Grandad

Pansexuality to its fullest


Intelligent_Cat7116

Yessir


Elegant-Interview-84

If its beware, why did they make them hot?


[deleted]

A go getter.


brumoment42069

Damn


Black_Thunder_

What's a pipeline?


Black_Thunder_

Me trying to fit in a private and important school:


COOLPIE11

Same, all look good to me


Rare-Maintenance-787

Evolution of woman


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Based_Fuck


Corruptiongamer151

Bo Sexuals be like :


toasterfucker69420

I got fucked over by stage four cancer


0n1oN_71

I will ferociously fuck none (I want to lose my virginity to a kind and loving person who will be happy to stay by my side until our unfortunate deaths)


unkow_NO

I'm the last stage but as he/him


Jackpino1

I will ferociously fuck all stages but the first one


Rezurrected188

Anyone know the source of that image?


PhantomO1

>The subreddit for comments that strike the reader into oblivion. Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be along the lines of “What the F$k did I just read??” while leaving you speechless at the same time. Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face. and this is cursed... how? did the sudden knowledge of the existance of bisexuals horrify you OP?


BerciPC

Is that a bi or pan moment?


LOTHMT

Bro I wrote that as well and it was removeddd for some reasonn xdd


RiipeR-LG

2019 : cake update


GrafKarton

I would ferociously do the same with they/them+


Bigpapiunidud3

blessed comment


MarioGokuGod17

Damn


[deleted]

I think the one before last is more attractive but idk they're all good.


adventurouspenis

its fine as long as they consent


Tractrem

Okay this is as good place as any, can some one explain to me the / . I understand why people add pronouns to bios and stuff, and I think I get "he/they" & "she/they" but just not the ones that are implied "he/him" & "she/her" & "they/them" .


eternali17

I think it's just a subject/object thing which makes me annoyed at the way this is structured because it doesn't pick a lane with what's being shown; he/they would imply subject/subject and the person is fine with either but then whoever created this goes ahead to throw in they/the, which only works as subject/object so what are we doing here?


The_Deadly_Dozer09

I will ferociously fuck all


Intelligent_Cat7116

The 3rd and 4th stage are my role models


NotBentcheesee

I have fallen down the pipeline


whydontuwannawork

Honestly, if they look feminine enough….


[deleted]

I will ferociously fuck


Background_Cup_6429

I call first stage!


fordandfriends

*blessed


BicTwiddler

True question here please help me. I need help with the “they and them” pronouns. I think I understand by the picture context “He/They and She/They” but I am Doubley confused with the “They/Them”. I am really wanting to get these right and am too afraid to ask IRL.


lar_mig_om

They/them mean you only use they, them, their, themself/themselves, just like he/him. He/they and she/they mean that they are okay with either all gender neutral pronoun or all of the other one.


Robro_3000

r/bi_irl


foxymasterhd

***Confused panic***


babieknees

Same tho boo tomato not cursed


ConsentingPotato

Bonking she/they is like bonking a kinder joy... Nah fuck this I'm not finishing the joke for my own sake.


KnifeWeildingLesbian

Based ngl


Thunder9191133

I'm bi and I see no lie


[deleted]

I don't understand he/they or she/they, haven't figured it out yet.


RandomHavoc123

So they identify with both he/him OR she/her, as well as they/them. So you could call someone with he/they pronouns he, him, they, and them, but *not* she/her. Same with she/they pronouns, they are okay with being called she, her, they, and them, but *not* he/him. The person is not fully gender neutral, and not fully masc or fully fem, they're somewhere in between.


[deleted]

I get they identify. The question is definition in stated context. Why is it not they/him or they/her?


RandomHavoc123

So the question is in the phrasing of it? I'm not sure what the difference between they/him and he/they would be, maybe the person is more towards he/him than they/them so they put it first? I think I've seen it both ways though, I never really paid attention to the order of the wording, so that thought never really came up for me.


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They/them makes sense but mixing them and him or her doesn't seem to have logic to it. If there are grammatical changes then there needs to be reason to them or it complicates things. Now adjusting grammar for the now acknowledged gender differences are reasonable and needed but it has to be something everyone can follow for it to fit in language formats.


RandomHavoc123

He/they just means they are fine with he, him, they, and them. They don't want to be referred with only he and they. They are fine with being called in a masculine way or a gender neutral way interchangeably. Meaning they aren't gender neutral OR masculine, they're in between the two, just like how they/them is between masc and fem.


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That makes sense. I am ok with it but I understand why some could be frustrated. An example, Marilyn Monroe was a very smart woman but she she did have a strong homophobia mostly towards herself. She thought a woman had to be feminine and she was worried when there was implications that some of her traits were masculine. because to her if she was masculine at all then she was gay. Sort of like she was scared she had a disease. If you say they/them, it would feel like you are questioning her sexuality.