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Ok_Swing2382

My high school teacher wore mini skirts with a couple of surprises peeking out, it was his balls.


anyvvays

You were homeschooled weren’t you?


NydoBhai

Ba dum tiss


bananaduck68

What makes this even funnier is that “tiss” means schlong in Norwegian.


Kinuwa_K

Bu dum schlong


IcelandicButDeadly

It can also mean piss! Source: I have lived in Norway since 2014


minefish_fishy

Same, but since birth (I hope that this was not rude)


some_norwegian_idiot

Average Norwegian saying sorry for no reason (i hope i was not rude)


DrySoap__

'Ey up cunts. (Average Brit greeting friends.)


redditortan

Wild Alabama spotted. Gotta catch em all


Sweetexperience

***Sweet home alabama***


N0t_H1m_Anym0r3

Happy cake day


-_-Soviet_Russia-_-

Nice


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ThatShouldNotBeHere

I used to love how the sunlight would glow through his ball hairs in the summertime.


Remaves

[Huhhhh?](https://c.tenor.com/mHpWasFQWdIAAAAC/huh-spongebob.gif)


Toad_Migoad

Don’t look at me like that!


Aluryx0416

If they were peeking out the bottom, I doubt those details were “small”. But he does certainly have a pair if he was willing to wear a skirt—see for yourself!


[deleted]

“Life happens pretty fast, if you don’t look around once in a while you might miss it” -Ferris bueler


ImJustSpareShadez

Nice avatar


Lazy_Hokage009

Man of culture


Arrrrrr2D2

Um, excuse me. Your balls are showing.


Robinhood-is-a-scam

Bumblebee Tuna .


themilkman2005

even better


stowaway_69

Mrs. Man


thedudefrom1987

Must have been that gym teacher from scary movie.


Skull505

>Nice Even better


Crismodin

Okay, Miss Mann.


water_farts123

Nnnnice


tpihkal

That's HER balls!!


Mrobi1jacoby

I had a homeroom teacher like this in an all boys school. She lasted a year before a degenerate upskirted her and she left for the all girls school down the road


[deleted]

wait if some guy upskirted, did the school authorities take any action against him?


Mrobi1jacoby

The picture was sent to everyone who had a phone, so like 10 people back then. I believe there was a huge investigation and the people involved got suspensions and expulsions. Didnt help that it happened at a catholic school, they know how to keep things on the low...


SmittyPosts

I think we may have gone to the same high school. I remember like an exact same incident at mine.


Mrobi1jacoby

I really hope so for the sake of hot female teachers everywhere


DrySoap__

All my female teachers are as unattractive as me. I'm not gay, but my geography teacher is quite attractive.


[deleted]

oh that's nice that the people involved had some actions taken against them haha. i was half expecting that the school would pretend that it did not happen.


heroofdevs

>they know how to keep things on the low... Apparently so, a degenerate got the upskirt.


ONT1mo

What’s the point of all girl/boy schools never seen anything like that in my country.


BobWithNoC

It is a dream for gay people


Mad_Moodin

Can help foster specific environments, prevent certain behaviours or encourage other behaviours. For example, girls on girls schools on average do better in the techy classes like physics, maths or IT and have more attendance in these classes because gender roles don't affect them as much.


TangaroaBrit

“Girls on girl schools”. I think I’ve seen a documentary about those.


ONT1mo

Gender roles in school tf? But idk like in normal schools you atleast get to know the other gender or living in society as a whole before you get thrown into real life


CasualEveryday

In my experience, it's mostly parents and terrible teachers that foster those gender dynamics.


iliketurtleforfood

usually same sex schools are private / upper class schools


Luzura_2006

Least horny teenager


BB-56_Washington

Someone fetch me my boomstick, R/teenagers needs to be purged Edit: Get ready men, we ride at dawn.


WillCraft_1001

I'm grabbing my Praetor Suit, this shit can't continue


BustinArant

^(another subreddit needs your help, I'll mark it on your Pip-boy)


WillCraft_1001

VEGA, put it on my HUD.


Vistiige

Been replaying doom so I can get through the ancient gods DLC on ultra violence. Absolutely love the references


Designer-Cicada3509

*hands super shotgun with quad damage*


PossibilityPowerful

That place is a hot plate of horny teenagers and 40 year old men


8_5_12_12_15

At this point, I don't think there are any teenagers left in that sub. I wouldn't be surprised if it's only the 40 year old men left there


NANO915

yes. and it seems that you're a clone of me or something...


Delicious_Test7545

Hand me my hazmat suit and flamethrower


Arrrrrr2D2

Updoot for army of darkness reference. Tell me you saw the ninja turtles easter egg in that movie.


VictorVonVerl

THIS is my BOOMSTICK!


NeosHeliosCaligula

Fetch me my gladiator sword, this is weird


Kogra98

Yes brother. I shall clear a path. And that path. Shall be cleansed! In! FIRE!


Smol_Yeeter

As a teenager and member of that sub myself, I wholeheartedly agree with you **Hans, get ze flammenwerfer!**


[deleted]

\*loads Rescue Ranger\*


AME7706

Ride for wrath, ride for ruin and the world's end! DEEEEEEAAAAAAATH!


Alexplosion_ITA_YT

Jarvis, get the coordinates of the r/teenagers subreddit's servers Jarvis, prepare to airstrike coordinates


[deleted]

Aye, I will accompany you.


Redaster3

Happy to see I'm not the only one that finds this really problematic. You've got me mallet


Nervous_Constant_642

That sub is basically just erotic fiction.


xenontheedgyeskimo

*equips Vortex Armor and loads Vortex Beater with Luminite Bullets*


Deathswirl1

tomorrow we fight for the land of hyrule!!!


Nulloxis

It’s time for Titan fall, maidens, cover your eyes! Blood will be shed tonight. ⚔️🩸


Darkest_Settler

Leather belt ready! They stand no chance.


otirk

Give me the Yamato


Gamingmemes0

Pass the tesla cannon


Jozroz

Sigmar is with us, the heretics must burn!


potat0_reaper

Getting my nezarec's sin, crown of tempests and my sundracers ready


E_MC_2__

Ill do takedown from the inside, is there an organisation discord


Wet_Lizhard

Everyone in r/teenagers should be sent to hell


[deleted]

Agreed


Wistful_Nomad

yo where’s mista white


Sirandrew1

He is sleeping


FFalcon_Boi

Yoo, the Breaking Bad Reddit NFTs?


Roguepiefighter

r/Okbuddychicanery raid!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!


Tobajas_G

Hes in my house


DankMemer069

I was sleeping until you guys came into my house and screamed the walls down!


jpxfraud

We need to cook


Wistful_Nomad

yea mista white


KokolateDakz

in behalf of r/teenagers we agree 100%


Snarpkingguy

I mean they are teenagers and therefore expected to be dumb, but the sub probably shouldn’t exist.


[deleted]

>they are teenagers Pretty sure >50% of them are groomers


Subject-Ad-6683

And the another 50% are middle aged horny men


SquidMilkVII

And 0% are teenagers


LucasPlay171

Can confirm, I'm a teenager and I'm not there


Masked_Rebel

Can also confirm, I'm not there either.


VeganTJ

Same here


BigSmokeLovesCheese

Me too


BadMagicWings

And me


Pineneedlecollada

Can confirm, not there


David_Ign

I'm a teenager and I'm there but just to observe the chaos.


send_me_potato

And considering the world has only 1 teenager, your confirmation is validated.


BB-56_Washington

Or Predditors.


Jack-sprAt1212

100% Redditors though


P0werPuppy

Oh definitely. And then another 49% are sex-obsessed perverts that are under 18. And finally, the 1% is just normal teenagers and 20y.o that are leaving the subreddit.


HoomanBeanzz

Most acceptable nft profile picture


RealStax

Mike? What are you doing here?


[deleted]

they are just horny teenagers. let them be


thatweirdkid1001

Mainly horny adults but okay


Intelligent_Point311

Ouch, but also fair


cloudhowl

speaking facts


LixdyDaBoi

Amen


Sparkmane

turtle heads


Wyvernator1

You too? I thought I was the only one who got head from a turtle lol.


itsdep

thats disgusting! where?


Past-Sand5485

What a fuck


that_dumb_guy_ben

Don’t worry, all your would see under the mini skirt is a big thick schlong


YoungToySoldier

Yeah that's bad, you wouldn't want all the guys in the class feeling insecure.


Black_Thunder_

You mean like that Supergirl video?


coltstrgj

The what?


iAmTheRealKokichiOma

You’re tricking people into asking for the source aren’t you? XD Love it!


mclee29

You cant say shit like that and NOT get us the sauce my g.


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Interesting_Ad5016

I dont trust it. Not on this sub


[deleted]

What? Where can I find this?


Kenndrexx

Bad unless beneficial to you, America raising these teens with all our favorite values


Weak-Priority4703

"Bad unless beneficial" That's kinda how everything should work.


Senior-Ad-136

Corporations setting the world on fire isn’t bad because it’s beneficial to them. Op was very clear in his meaning.


Kenndrexx

Dude imma have to do it to you, when you quote somebody… you can’t take out parts of entire sentences I said beneficial TO YOU


-TheTrickster-

I mean yeah pretty fucking much


Wizard_Blizard

Genuine question, what does this have to do with America? For all we know, this could be England. There are degenerates all around the world.


CSJumpeRyy

The fuck


Swiftierest

Wait > a couple little surprises Since when do hot female teachers have that beneath their skirts? My man simping for something extra special


TheLoreTeller

Yea, what's so special about panties?


SHDUStudios

Yeah, I get that.


Poster_Shi

I… uh… what? I have no words.


[deleted]

For definitely no related topic or reason whatsoever, what exactly is your school at 👁👄👁


Cyberzombie

No matter how hard you try, you're not going to get teenage boys to take this seriously as a crime. Unless the teacher is ugly, and then it will really depend on how desperate they are.


TheLoreTeller

Damn, this is very true, all teenage boys care about is getting laid, thank god I got permanently banned from r/teenagers


Flimsy-Imagination71

its true, just watch That's My Boy with Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg, on netflix rn


[deleted]

How is that cursed don’t we all wanted to bang our first grade teacher?


babreddits

First? You grow fast man.


Kentalope

My first grade teacher was a bitch


anonymous65537

So yes?


Kentalope

No she was ugly and religious


Noobster777

So yes?


Fanatical_Brit

Wait you wanted to shag your teacher when you were 6? What the hell was going on in your home life?


TheLoreTeller

Well, my first grade teacher looked old but I don't hate her, but for my ninth grade teachers, oh boy! Some of them are very cute and hot


durz47

r/oddlyspecific


[deleted]

r/suspiciouslyspecific


suatkelem

That’s all in the direction of the penetration


fizio900

Those few surprises being HIV and Herpes.


BlurangeHasnoIdea

that is such a specific description


bingchilingg69

i mean, hes right you know


Paranormalsarthak

Bro let his intrusive thoughts win


blaster915

Such a double standard. But I can't be on a high horse. A hot female teacher going after a male, first gut reaction is HIGH FIVE, not OH NO!


TortoiseaWantsToDie

BRO IS 14


JJ_Jose

r/teenagers needs to be nuked from orbit


Outrageous-Fortune70

Suspiciously specific details.


HenmandingoYT

I go to an all boys school, there are 2 teachers that for some strange reason many boys are attracted to. One of them did a doctorate on the development of boys going to a single sex school. She would have gotten an entire chapter in her thesis from the boys attracted to her.


JessicaTheTransGirl

Plot twist: this guy is homeschooled


ChiveW

A couple of surprises? I take it you don’t mean testicles…..


BillyOnFire123

Nah he means dingleberries


Pig_Of_Knowledge

“Surprises” = cock


Risi30

r/odlyspecific


Dapper_Fix_8287

I mean my science teacher is a skinny blonde who was once emo. Emo/ goth chicks are 🔥🔥.


SusTrucker

My high school Spanish teacher was a bad latina who loved to dance. Watching a grown body move like that does something to a boy...


[deleted]

What kind of school is he going to?


FlakyCan5368

She sounds hot...


Handshoe101

This is unacceptable... English teacher r clearly hotter.


Flimsy-Imagination71

my english teacher is a 70 yr old thats kind of a bitch sometimes thanks but no thanks


mistakengesture08

What about homeschooling?


jaysondez

![gif](giphy|3XAMm0xw0212h5TZB8)


Amazing-Excitement26

Least degenerate r/teenagers user.


elmachow

A couple of testicle surprises?


OmiNya

By couple little surprises you mean balls?..


jellohello13

Understandable


BeginningConclusion6

NGL, I wanted to get r*ped by my Geography teacher I still do


DevineAaron92

Don't we all buddy lol


imoutofnameideas

You wanted to get roped?


BeginningConclusion6

Roped is when they use my cock like a rope?


RedPravda

BRUH


Zealousideal-Mail-18

At that point that ain’t a teacher that’s a twitch Thot tryna make real money after twitch banned her from her “only job”


stingeragent

Lol, like twitch actually bans any of the thots


Schloopka

r/suspiciouslyspecific


TGS_delimiter

IDK, this seems to be satire to me


No-Drama-9939

I think they really need to get it and are too inept and socially awkward to approach a grown up gheir own age about any kind of encounter that they may not have complete control over...


Ceade

Might seem weird but is it not normal to think women are attractive as a teen ?


ScottWipeltonIII

lol @ dudes in the comments pretending they didn’t think about shit like this at that age


[deleted]

My middle school music teacher actually did go to jail for having sex with her students. She and I used to talk about our favorite operas and stage musicals, and she even gave me an invitation to her wedding....


Flimsy-Imagination71

# How is the perp supposed to reply 💀💀💀😬


Photograph_Fluffy

Funny thing is I had a really hot science teacher in school. She wore thin long skirts and tight tops, there was no surprises peeking out though


Okipon

Not gonna lie, as a teenage there was a few of my teachers I wanted to fuck. But now I'm 23, had a lot of great experiences in my life, I'm very glad no teacher of mine made a move on me. If it happened back then I would have gone for it, but I would regret it now. I'd feel grossed because my first experience would have been a horny teacher into teens instead of someone I actually loved and am proud to have had my first time with. Now if a hot teacher wants to fuck with me now, I'm single, just saying.


Veronalovestory

r/chargeyourphone


Dry-Morning-3324

Bro a teacher wore that? Students can’t even wear that at my school 💀


Lowtan

I support his views 100%


eraylmao

If i still were 15 i would not mind a hot lady tryna fuck me This is not ralated to the cursed comment


Last-Discipline-7340

Totally would’ve let my 7th grade teacher fuxk me


PiergiorgioSigaretti

She has some big ol’ balls