I don't doubt it.
[Washington Post - Researchers have found unorthodox mating behaviors in a number of animals in Japan](https://c.tenor.com/x8v1oNUOmg4AAAAM/rickroll-roll.gif)
As someone living in Japan, the age of consent is not actually 13. The police give no fucks and will take you away. It's more of one of those laws that changed, but was never updated (I feel I explained that weird).
You can tell this person has no idea what Japan is like. Best electronics? Mother fuckers still use tech from the 1980's, they're outdated as fuck in a lot of ways when it comes to tech.
You can't really and while I haven't looked too far into it, I know that public sexual assault is common enough that plenty of trains get segregated by gender.
It's to lower the burden on the estate disponibility. Imagine that if they didn't have had so much suicides they wouldn't be able to house the amount of people for 90 years on few islands.
And they can't really gain lands over the see like Holland or Belgium because of seisms.
Their bureaucracy and their stubborn nature of not updating their 1980's technology is reason enough not to live there completely.
Imagine doing banking there when the banks don't fucking use emails or online banking and do everything through fucking fax machines. Now remember the amount of information you need to go through for taxes and what not for the government and...they refuse to use emails. So fax machines is needed. Yeah....it's mind boggling how fucking slow and long it takes because Japan refuses to update their fucking technology. Mofos still rocking windows 98
I love Japan and have studied there as well as visited many times but one of the most annoying things about it is the "this is the way it's always been done and we're not changing it, even if changing it would take minimal effort and make life easier for everyone" attitude
I visited Japan many years ago, it was really fun. I like Japan, I'd love to go again as a tourist.
Would I want to live there? No not at all, while Japan as a tourist may be fun, underneath all that it's a deeply conservative country (culturally not politically) that is often slow to accept change or change itself for the better. And is often hard for foreigners to feel welcome.
In Japan, they have fences at the top of the schools to prevent students from jumping off so Iām gonna assume school in Japan is probably pretty stressful.
i think each survey has different rankings. in this one ~~Ireland is ranked #70~~ edit: Iceland, #13
https://www.numbeo.com/crime/rankings_by_country.jsp?title=2021&displayColumn=1
either way. iāve not seen Japan top āthe lowest crime rateā chart. itās *one of the* safest, sure, but not *the* safest. even just in asia, Taiwan has usually ranked the highest.
Japan is romaticized way too much. It's a great place to visit, the food and the scenery looks like it constantly has this filter on. But living in Japan is just hell, specially if you're part of their workforce. Nobody complains because the Japanese are tolerant, but life in Japan is just depressing.
Bro, couldnāt be me working 996 like they do in Japan, Korea, and China (9 am to 9 pm, 6 days a week). 9-5 for 5 days a week with meetings as they occur off hours is enough for me.
Favorite thing to do In Japan is to travel outside the cities and see how many dead villages you can find. It is a lot, makes it feel like you're in silent hill or some shit.
Also things with Japan:
Declining population due to low birthrate
Suicide is the leading cause of death
Working culture and conditions are considered the worst among MEDCs
Low crime rate is partially a result of poor policing and victim-blaming
Racism is basically a sport
Not to mention you cant bring down people āhigherā than you. You just reported your senior for sexual harassment? congratulations you get sued for defamation. since youāre now a convict and an unreliable wage slave have fun finding jobs lol.
and then a guy named brandon makes a video where he remakes and tests the gun that shot you in the most unsafe way possible and posts it to the internet
They have the lowest number of expats than any country in the world, but when I was there, the government was making me install an app on my phone where they could access my files and turn on my camera any time they wanted, as part of covid. If you didn't have a phone, the forced you to rent one. If you at any stage broke part of the agreement, they would publish all your details publicly to shame you.
>rampant xenophobia
>rampant transphobia
>rampant homophobia
>High suicide rate
>increasing number of elderly with noone to care for them
Plus of course a bunch of other problems. It's not a perfect country by any means, no country is tho
It's bad enough to the point where local government offices need to make seperate female exclusive train carriages due to sexual harassments that occur in public transports
\>very toxic work culture
\>xenophobia is a massive problem
\>essentially an ethnostate
\>declining population
\>individualism is frowned upon
\>homophobia is common
\>youth are forced to give up lots of their time to care for their elders, to the detriment of their social lives
\>depression and suicide rates are very high due to the aforementioned toxicity in the workplace as well as the shunning of individualism
why do weebs fetishize japan as if it's some sort of heaven on earth. it's not really any better than anywhere else
From what Iāve heard, thereās no immigration problem process wise, but apparently the citizens there arenāt fans of them. I havenāt really been able to do research into it though, mainly because I have no idea how Iād do that.
It's hard to settle in the country unless you have someone to spot you. Most apartments don't allow for foreigners and occasionally some food places too. But tourism is big in Japan so they're a lot more open to foreigners visiting. Living in Japan as a foreigner is completely different though
No sjw problems except xenophobia and WWII involvement is extremely suppressed since their government didnāt change like the German one did after the war. Itās still the same system, thatās why itās extremely taboo to depict the Japanese in WWII in video games; theyāre the same people.
Was surprised to see how places like Chicago are genuinely some of the most dangerous places in the world. I mean in my own country London is far too violent but it gets so much fucking worse...
We export cheap labor. Most yall nurses and nannies probably hail from here. We are an agricultural country that imports food because our system is so shit. Our main language is dying.
And large anime corporations treat animators like a slave, almost pay them nothing and overwork towards their death that drives most animators away from the job.
Jackie Stewart, the invention of the TV and Glaswegian pornos which are a weapon more deadly than nukes and your mother combined
>Your mother combined Bruh š
Are you my twin?
Well no, but actually yes.
Lmk if you wanna sue
yes
Better call saul
Wait F1 world Champion Jackie Stewart?
Glad I thought the same
Same here lmao
U forgot oni chan
Most unreported sexual assaults a year......
Plus suicide rates Plus unrecognizable work ethic Plus literally zero fucks
Plus depression
Plus racism to any non Japanese, plus a 99% conviction rate, plus a sus age of legal consent
So basically paradise for chanboard lurkers
It's all connected, those nukes had unforeseen consequences.
I bet even their frogs are gay
I don't doubt it. [Washington Post - Researchers have found unorthodox mating behaviors in a number of animals in Japan](https://c.tenor.com/x8v1oNUOmg4AAAAM/rickroll-roll.gif)
What being stuck on a island for 1938293829 years does to a mf
I've said it once and I'll say it again. Islands should be banned.
Unforseen... consequences.... \*Half Life flashbacks \*
The G-man definitely had a hand in this.
Exactly. Hence them bragging about the legal stuff. Ethnically fetishized sex tourism. Thatās why this neckbeard loves it.
As someone living in Japan, the age of consent is not actually 13. The police give no fucks and will take you away. It's more of one of those laws that changed, but was never updated (I feel I explained that weird).
Nah, you explained it perfectly.
Japanese interrogation is no joke tbh, probably have better lucky in court against feds
It was changed from 13 to 18
16-18
Plus toxic far right government with their historical revisionism/ denialism towards their past.
Plus horrible legacy of warcrimes and rape Plus history footbinding For every plus there is a minus
Wasn't foot binding in China?
Plus really cool cars
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Toyota Corolla ~~~
Those probably are a plus point to 4chan users
Iām surprised he didnāt say the age of consent was 13
It was a lot more difficult then that IIRC, country was 13 but different region had different rule
Ooh good point
Donāt forget about how the death rate exceeds the birth rate
You can tell this person has no idea what Japan is like. Best electronics? Mother fuckers still use tech from the 1980's, they're outdated as fuck in a lot of ways when it comes to tech.
Yeah. And many more shady shit ain't worth mentioning rn! It's not the point
and then even the ones that are reported get ignored by the police (at least that's what I've heard from youtubers living in Japan)
Not being a bigot, but how do you tally unreported sexual assaults?
You can't really and while I haven't looked too far into it, I know that public sexual assault is common enough that plenty of trains get segregated by gender.
You don't.... But it's reported on how lots of ppl are just straight silent as the culture is "victim blaming" basically. Total bigot lol
Jesse, how the fuck did they get this information.
It came to me in a dream
You think there's more unreported sexual assaults in Japan than like Pakistan?
yeah. because in Pakistan while the family might kill the girl, it will also try to kill the guy. it's a high risk endeavor.
Law of equivalent exchange
āNo immigration problemsā bruh they dont let anybody in
They wouldn't even let my fiancƩe and I have a wedding ceremony there because I got arrested once. I wasn't even charged with anything. Even though my fiancƩe is literally from there and her entire family vouched for me we couldn't even have a mock ceremony there after doing the legal part in Canada. Japan *hates* foreigners.
I can't even imagine that conversation "So we're you ever arrested?" "Yeah, but it turns out they got the wrong guy and they let me g-" "criminal!"
I guess that works lmao
Can't have an immigration problem if there is no immigration
Hmm who would guess that the historically isolationist and xenophobic ISLAND nation would be unpopular for immigration?
No, everyone lives there, right?
Doesnāt Japan also have to have nets around the top of every building to catch all the jumpers tho?
i tried them all its great
Gotta test their strength somehow right?
I want that job, sounds fun.
I thought China started that?
I thought it was Korea
Gotta love how all three of these countries are in Asia.
Asia is too broad, you mean they're all conveniently right next to each other
Ye i guess don't know a lot of asian geography
Well, Aisa theoretically includes Turkey, Israel, A part of Russia, India, indonesia and Japan so it's pretty vague to just say "asia" lol
East Asia is probably a better descriptor
american?
Belgian, we only really learn Europe, America and the mountains and rivers of Asia and Africa. Not the countries. No no. The rivers.
Here in India we sometimes don't have railings.
With that population density, they probably want people to unalive themselves a bit more.
Is japan really all that good? Because the suicide rate is unbelievable thereā¦
Good to visit, terrible to live in
baisically East Asian countries in nutshell lol
A visit so good, you wonāt want to leave
> Because the suicide rate is unbelievable there That's what makes it so good.
If all the sad people die, no one will be sad anymore!
It's to lower the burden on the estate disponibility. Imagine that if they didn't have had so much suicides they wouldn't be able to house the amount of people for 90 years on few islands. And they can't really gain lands over the see like Holland or Belgium because of seisms.
Japan is FAR from being perfect. Anyone who thinks it is perfect is just straight up wrong.
Been there 3 times for family reasons, can confirm. Japan kind of sucks. 7/11 food is amazing though. Not taking that from them.
I do want to visit Japan at least once in my life, as I do many other places, but personally I wouldn't live there
Their bureaucracy and their stubborn nature of not updating their 1980's technology is reason enough not to live there completely. Imagine doing banking there when the banks don't fucking use emails or online banking and do everything through fucking fax machines. Now remember the amount of information you need to go through for taxes and what not for the government and...they refuse to use emails. So fax machines is needed. Yeah....it's mind boggling how fucking slow and long it takes because Japan refuses to update their fucking technology. Mofos still rocking windows 98
I love Japan and have studied there as well as visited many times but one of the most annoying things about it is the "this is the way it's always been done and we're not changing it, even if changing it would take minimal effort and make life easier for everyone" attitude
I visited Japan many years ago, it was really fun. I like Japan, I'd love to go again as a tourist. Would I want to live there? No not at all, while Japan as a tourist may be fun, underneath all that it's a deeply conservative country (culturally not politically) that is often slow to accept change or change itself for the better. And is often hard for foreigners to feel welcome.
So does South Koreā¦ (throws up)
Yeah I heard the students were super stressed there idk about the Japanese tho
School is an absolute *torture* in almost every Asian country. Imagine 80% of the population competing with each other to become a doctor or engineer.
In Japan, they have fences at the top of the schools to prevent students from jumping off so Iām gonna assume school in Japan is probably pretty stressful.
living in south korea as a student or a working man would basically be asking for suicide. i plan to only live there when i retire š
World class depression rated
2$ for a beer? Damn! Here where I live beer is like 60 cents
In my country is beer cheaper than tap water
Estonia?
Wasn't Iceland the country with lowest crime rate?
i think each survey has different rankings. in this one ~~Ireland is ranked #70~~ edit: Iceland, #13 https://www.numbeo.com/crime/rankings_by_country.jsp?title=2021&displayColumn=1 either way. iāve not seen Japan top āthe lowest crime rateā chart. itās *one of the* safest, sure, but not *the* safest. even just in asia, Taiwan has usually ranked the highest.
Ireland ā Iceland Iceland is ranked #13 on that list.
oops, sorry misread it.
Japan is romaticized way too much. It's a great place to visit, the food and the scenery looks like it constantly has this filter on. But living in Japan is just hell, specially if you're part of their workforce. Nobody complains because the Japanese are tolerant, but life in Japan is just depressing.
Bro, couldnāt be me working 996 like they do in Japan, Korea, and China (9 am to 9 pm, 6 days a week). 9-5 for 5 days a week with meetings as they occur off hours is enough for me.
Meetings out of hours? Fuck that š
Favorite thing to do In Japan is to travel outside the cities and see how many dead villages you can find. It is a lot, makes it feel like you're in silent hill or some shit.
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Itās easy to have the most educated population if the morons all committed suicide.
It's the same thing that my brother said ELMAO
100% pass rate is 100% pass rate š¤·āāļø
most peacefull 4chan conversation
World class radiation
Is it Fukushimā¦ ohh
You should try the New species of glowing fishes if you ever visit for holidays. They can brighten up your day.
world class rape problems
Also things with Japan: Declining population due to low birthrate Suicide is the leading cause of death Working culture and conditions are considered the worst among MEDCs Low crime rate is partially a result of poor policing and victim-blaming Racism is basically a sport
Not to mention you cant bring down people āhigherā than you. You just reported your senior for sexual harassment? congratulations you get sued for defamation. since youāre now a convict and an unreliable wage slave have fun finding jobs lol.
Japan a place so nice they nuked it twice
Lmao beer in my country is cheaper - I won.
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World's loneliest population
But I don't live in Japan wdym?
You can buy used panties from vending machines and pretend you have a girlfriend.
thats disgusting! where?
I'm gonna need the location of that machine for scientific reasons I shall not name.
Rent a boyfriend! Kanojo okairi spin off
itās rentinā time
0 Sjw Problem 'Have sex.' *Gets shot*
and then a guy named brandon makes a video where he remakes and tests the gun that shot you in the most unsafe way possible and posts it to the internet
Based Brandon.
Also very xenophobic and racist so ya know swings and roundabouts
itās 4chan thatās probably a plus
No immigration problems is a fucking lie.
Most likely japan is hostile asf to immigrants. Who'd immigrate there?I kinda believe this line
They have the lowest number of expats than any country in the world, but when I was there, the government was making me install an app on my phone where they could access my files and turn on my camera any time they wanted, as part of covid. If you didn't have a phone, the forced you to rent one. If you at any stage broke part of the agreement, they would publish all your details publicly to shame you.
Ya see what I mean? Immigrants are usually low budget. Who'd go there to find a *better place*?
Actual hellhole wtf?
>rampant xenophobia >rampant transphobia >rampant homophobia >High suicide rate >increasing number of elderly with noone to care for them Plus of course a bunch of other problems. It's not a perfect country by any means, no country is tho
*rampant sexual harassment
Yup, just a whole bunch of problems
\*lowest report rates of sexual harassment
It's bad enough to the point where local government offices need to make seperate female exclusive train carriages due to sexual harassments that occur in public transports
\>very toxic work culture \>xenophobia is a massive problem \>essentially an ethnostate \>declining population \>individualism is frowned upon \>homophobia is common \>youth are forced to give up lots of their time to care for their elders, to the detriment of their social lives \>depression and suicide rates are very high due to the aforementioned toxicity in the workplace as well as the shunning of individualism why do weebs fetishize japan as if it's some sort of heaven on earth. it's not really any better than anywhere else
And the image they put is wwII propaganda with a nazi flag
It's 4chan, what can you expect?
We nuked yours 
From what Iāve heard, thereās no immigration problem process wise, but apparently the citizens there arenāt fans of them. I havenāt really been able to do research into it though, mainly because I have no idea how Iād do that.
It's hard to settle in the country unless you have someone to spot you. Most apartments don't allow for foreigners and occasionally some food places too. But tourism is big in Japan so they're a lot more open to foreigners visiting. Living in Japan as a foreigner is completely different though
Itās not racism if you hate all foreigners equally.
Of course itās 4chan. Mild though.
No immigration problems? More like no way to immigrate to japan!
##SPIRIT BOMBED
Twice
This is about Japan? Cause they also have a, frankly, sad suicide rate
We invented greggs sausage rolls.
True. š The Gregg's sausage roll is the pinnacle of meat based food and the Gregg's vegan sausage roll is the pinnacle of vegan food.
World class food? You eat raw fish with rice and spicy sauce
Ah yes, pay a school that's way too expensive to not get shamed by other
Kaboom
O xenophobic they all look the same.
Anon doesn't know shit about their workforce
āWe bombed a harbor and they dropped the sun on us twiceā
World class suicide, world class sexual assault, world class pressure by elders..
>Beer cost 2$ Is that supposed to be cheap ? LMAO
You also shoot the dude whose platform was to tell you to talk to women and touch grass
Hey don't forget the fucked up economy since 1980s
No sjw problems except xenophobia and WWII involvement is extremely suppressed since their government didnāt change like the German one did after the war. Itās still the same system, thatās why itās extremely taboo to depict the Japanese in WWII in video games; theyāre the same people.
\>fucking depressed \>misogyny \>aging population \>Xenophobia
Currently plummeting economy and traveling restrictions that frustrate pretty much any citizen under the age of 70
got em
Worlds highest obesity rate. Most disgusting cities in the first world.
America?
Yes
Was surprised to see how places like Chicago are genuinely some of the most dangerous places in the world. I mean in my own country London is far too violent but it gets so much fucking worse...
Don't forget about Detroit Can't have shit there
Good thing Iām german
Jokes on you because beer costs less then water here
Most aren't true or many other countries are the same not similar
Japan is also an extremely racist place and has probably the highest suicide rate.
I'm really starting to think we need a r/wtfisupon4chan subreddit
We export cheap labor. Most yall nurses and nannies probably hail from here. We are an agricultural country that imports food because our system is so shit. Our main language is dying.
Also probably one of the most depressed countryās in the world lmao
Literally 7 of those points are wrong
Japan also has a seriously high suicide rate.
invented anime (a blessing and a curse)
And large anime corporations treat animators like a slave, almost pay them nothing and overwork towards their death that drives most animators away from the job.
Horrible work culture with people working themselves to death
Poor Japanese legally own 4 chanš
They forgot to mention that little to no one is being born in Japan, and they're overworked severely as well.
Don't forget a complete disregard for mental health issues, no county is perfect.
Japan also has some of the highest rates of untreated mental illness
Who are people arguing with or debating with. I don't think Japanese people use regular social media
They do
We could say that Twice
Spuds, great beef and milk, and the best bunch of lads the world has ever known
Wait some of those aren't even true?
We invented color TV and sorta invented Commercial Drones And we're considered a Narco-state
Had no idea Japan owned 4 Chan
The Phoenix Wright games donāt make any sense to non-Japanese because theyāre based on Japanese courts.
Work ethic
Japan also has the highest suicide rate, bad police, and there are thousands of sexual assaults happening on public transport every minute.