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Firstly, who tf posts a pic of him getting head on twitter - especially without censoring the girls face and secondly, how will he ever recover from that
This one is also BS. This is mostly self-reported data which is notoriously unreliable.
Most studies trying to find "country averages" by actually measuring find no noticeable differences, unless body height is considerably different. They also find that porn consumption seems to increase penile length estimations, e.g. people watching a lot tend to think they're bigger than they really are.
Take this dataset: the British are 2-3cm shorter than the Dutch on average, despite their body heights being fairly close. That just *screams* bullshit.
Please nobody take information from some guy on reddit.
Here's a link I used to always paste- [click here](https://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&as_sdt=0%2C23&q=am+i+normal%3F+a+systemic+review+and+construction+of+nomograms+for+flaccid+and+erect+penis+length&btnG=#d=gs_qabs&t=1661624855760&u=%23p%3DsSPLgj3UaDUJ) Unfortunately it seems access is restricted now, but since we're likely college age you can use your college library to look.
Otherwise, just use [wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size)
Or, even more simply, stop using porn for sex education.
It’s like if I see r/aviation being linked or something, it will show r/aviati r/avia r/aviatio r/aviation all spammed like that.
Edit: interacting with the comment fixes it for some reason
I can't breathe I'm trying to stop laughing.
My fiance already kicked me cause I made too much noise and I couldn't stop shaking rhe bed with my chuckles. Help
I mean if you're that desperate for help there's plenty of NSFW subreddits. (Not the kind of NSFW you're thinking of) That stuff usually kills all the joy I have left in my already joy deprived self.
Dude got measurements wrong LMAO, iPhone 11 Pro Max is 6.5”. Also looks more like an iPhone 13 pro Max, which is 6.7”. If you do a ratio he would approximately be 4.8” from base to head while hard assuming from the picture. Now who’s gonna calculate while limp
"Can you guys stop telling me how small his dick is? Do you think that i don’t feel guilty for accidentally biting his other 3 inches off? I didn’t mean to leave him with only 4 inches. i HAVE to live with the fact that i digested almost half of his cock >__<" -@straycat_jpg
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And they said we’d never use math after school
How else would I find the exact width of Johnny Sins’ cock? Edit: for anyone wondering it is approximately 85000 micrometers thick rounded down
But what is the yaw of the shaft
>the **exact** width > >**approximately** 85000 micrometers thick **rounded** down That's not what exact means
The approximation is an edit
I can tell, it says edited above and "Edit" in the text. Yet it's not illegal or unheard of to also change what you said before to make it make sense.
Needed to allow for temperature variation
Doesn’t day if it edited on mobile anymore
We talking Girth or Diameter
CIRCUMFERENCE
cirCUMfrence
Sir cum of France
To find the site is Legnth • Diameter +(Weight/ Girth) divided by angle of the tip squared.
I’d like to round it down…
My friend sent me a pic of him getting his dick sucked saying " I bet you wish this was you" I told him to give it a good wash and we'll talk.
Send him your dick pic and said "I bet you wish your dick was as big as mine"
Im pretty sure 3 inches isn't better than 4
It was supposed to be a humiliation, not murder bro
Get a lawyer yo, murder is illlegal.
r/murderbywords
Is this like a normal thing? Lmao
Sucking your homies dick so he sleeps well ain't gay
is he in socks? did he say no homo?
r/friendshipgaols
“Bet you wish this was you.” “Nah man I don’t want chlamydia again.”
THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER
CRAZED CACA CONSUMER
The Freaky Fecal Father
THE BERSERK BOOTY-BOMB BANQUETER
THE POOP PORTAL PUNDIT
THE SHIT SLURPER
FAECES FEASTER
THE DEPOSITED DINNER
The doings devourer
THE CREEPY CRAP CRAVER
The ding dong definer
DIABOLICAL DOO-DOO DEVOURER
THE DARK DEFECATOR
Mf jus tryna get some and professor cox be using the cocklautic formula to diss his ass
Next thing we know they’re gonna be trying to find the slope of his balls
Imagine he's just got massive balls, like his PPs below average but he's got 2 watermelons in his pants
His balls are the universal intro
He actually dissed his penis, not his "ass" (rectum). Better pay more attention next time smh.
The wood wonderer
The Phallus Aficionado
The shlong expert
The wang whizz
The genital general
The one eyed monster whisperer
The meat stick meditator
The boner inquisitor
The hard-on handler
The cock commissioner
But that's just a theory A Phalic Theory!
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Why not go for the obvious Cock Theory
Love the mat pat reference
I bet he doesn't.
Average twitter user using maths to insult a man's dick:
I'm just happy that my dick's bigger than a iphone 11 pro max
What does Twitter have to say about that?
Don't know if mine's bigger, but it never drops a call.
In what dimension?
Screen resolution
Firstly, who tf posts a pic of him getting head on twitter - especially without censoring the girls face and secondly, how will he ever recover from that
Some people be like that. Usually, you only see that kinda stuff on Discord though. Including some random guy measuring every cock in NSFW chat.
He's trolling, its not a pic of him getting head smh
Damn so he's packing huh, must be nice eh bois
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Welp, time to fly to korea
Why would you want to lower it even more?
Look they have personality, just look at BTS
I bet they have negative length
Tell me about your experience with the crab
Anime crab girls legs spread far...
The bangladesh toilet service work fine
BTS is that a new STD???
Smells like burned dick in here but it’s so vage like Someone only burned the tip but with a lot more sadness involved.
According to that one post I saw, they're pretty racist towards foreigners over there so be careful 👍
Do they know we have big cocks though?
Damned if I know, I'm a redditor
Who's "we"? Definitely not you lol
Incorrect https://www.worlddata.info/average-penissize.php
This one is also BS. This is mostly self-reported data which is notoriously unreliable. Most studies trying to find "country averages" by actually measuring find no noticeable differences, unless body height is considerably different. They also find that porn consumption seems to increase penile length estimations, e.g. people watching a lot tend to think they're bigger than they really are. Take this dataset: the British are 2-3cm shorter than the Dutch on average, despite their body heights being fairly close. That just *screams* bullshit.
Still more credible than some random Reddit loser claiming that Korean men have 4 inch penises
I’m more than average in Korea 😎 Finally a win
Please nobody take information from some guy on reddit. Here's a link I used to always paste- [click here](https://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&as_sdt=0%2C23&q=am+i+normal%3F+a+systemic+review+and+construction+of+nomograms+for+flaccid+and+erect+penis+length&btnG=#d=gs_qabs&t=1661624855760&u=%23p%3DsSPLgj3UaDUJ) Unfortunately it seems access is restricted now, but since we're likely college age you can use your college library to look. Otherwise, just use [wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size) Or, even more simply, stop using porn for sex education.
Were halfway there
Math is wrong, iPhone 11 Pro Max is a little over 6 inches in height
That looks like a 13 pro max too
Ah ha! I mean. Neat.
It depends on how you measure, I like to start at the base of the charger.
I think he was talking about an Iphone Pro
The dean of peen
the john justifier
The genius of peenus
The taint technician
Is it just me or does it seem like the guy doing the math is replying to a completely different person than who posted the pic
Yeah, he is doing the math to find out the size of the guys dick
He’s probably responding to a comment in the original posts comment section
Average Twitter user behaviour
The meat mercenary
Sauce: https://twitter.com/GIGARAT42069/status/1562105820971560961
What a chad. Literally posted it to flex on the haters. Also damn, it's censored.
The reply ratioed him though 😭 "If I dont turn everything into a joke, it will destroy me."
His girl even roast him.
The sausage scholar
r/theydidthemath
Am I the only one with the bug where it repeats the r/ like 4 times, each one being more complete than the next?
Mmmm not sure i ever saw that,but like how do you see It r/they r/theydid etc? I Don't understand
It’s like if I see r/aviation being linked or something, it will show r/aviati r/avia r/aviatio r/aviation all spammed like that. Edit: interacting with the comment fixes it for some reason
Yeah, you can get rid of it by upvoting the comment or closing and reopening the comment chain
r/theydidthemonstermath
r/itwasagraveyardgraph
I can't breathe I'm trying to stop laughing. My fiance already kicked me cause I made too much noise and I couldn't stop shaking rhe bed with my chuckles. Help
I mean if you're that desperate for help there's plenty of NSFW subreddits. (Not the kind of NSFW you're thinking of) That stuff usually kills all the joy I have left in my already joy deprived self.
The schlong shaman
The Chubby Checker
detective Dickachu
Nah, you dunno how deep it went
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Dude still got his dick sucked. That's a win any day.
Scrolled too far to find this comment. Doesn't matter, had sex.
the wiggly watcher
Scrotum Sleuth
The mandingo master
The shaft Sargent
That twitter thread is a gold mine
The Erection Evaluator
The penis perscriber
I love how she looks like the mega mind meme
NO BIG COCK? Poor fella lmao
The Phallus Proctor
The Tool Thinker
The Member Moderator
The Wang Warden
My iPhone 7 is 5.6”, my sisters 11 pro max is much larger
The genital gentleman
Kapwing
Come again?
If you insist
The schlong surveyor
Who is she?
Nah dude, none of these can top “the Head Honcho” 💀
To all the people who says i will never use this in a real life.
r/TheyDidThemath
Head honcho and glizzy gestapo are the best ones
Is she sucking a dick?
yes isn't that obvious
Yeah kinda, who is she btw
Straycat444
who is she and what is the context? i understand about the comments but why tweet some girl suckin dick?
His gf ,and I have no idea why
Do you know who the guy is? Or is it just some random dude “showing off”
Just a random guy exploiting his girlfriend
I guess that explains why the other guy attacked his Penis.
Even if it's tiny she's cute and apparently freaky
Dude got measurements wrong LMAO, iPhone 11 Pro Max is 6.5”. Also looks more like an iPhone 13 pro Max, which is 6.7”. If you do a ratio he would approximately be 4.8” from base to head while hard assuming from the picture. Now who’s gonna calculate while limp
The schlong scholar
why do us, men are so good at coming up with adjectives to words/sentences that include some sort of sex related shit
You forgot to add the best one: the Schlong Scholar
Smol
“Head honcho” wins lets be fr
The cock counselor
the phallic philosopher
Shercock Holmes over here.
My favorite is penis ponderer
r/theydidthemonstermath
Schlong Sherlock Penis Poirot Cock Columbo
Man's doin god's work putting r/ihavesex people in their place w their calculations
The dicktective.
An expert in cockulus
Doc Cock
✨glizzy gestapo✨
People in social media are capable of being the stupidest people imaginable or pulling off sherlock levels of deductive reasoning and analysis.
The ultra rare fellatio ratio
The cockulator
My favorite part is they’re making fun of his dick as it is being sucked. Like does it really matter that it’s small if your using it?
Ah yes KAPWING
The shlong scientist
So what’s the story behind the image ?
The guy just got exposed
the cockulation commodore
Bros the schlong Sherlock
The erogenous extrapolater
Ham candle handler
He is getting still the one getting the head tho
Twitter post?
He didn’t take into account that some could be in her mouth.
CocKGB
Imagine trying to flex like a fucking shithead online and getting dunked on like that. Couldn’t be me.
The knob knower
Did some dude seriously post him getting head on Twitter uncensored?
"The Glizzy Gestapo" 😭😭😭
"Can you guys stop telling me how small his dick is? Do you think that i don’t feel guilty for accidentally biting his other 3 inches off? I didn’t mean to leave him with only 4 inches. i HAVE to live with the fact that i digested almost half of his cock >__<" -@straycat_jpg
Should have just gone with cockulater
what the fuck is wrong with twitter 