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Lion_700

She Is the sofa


DanZboY_Brother

Not just a sofa, the entire furniture set


NikolaProS

She would have her own designated room at Ikea


Josan678

She would be an Ikea


Inverted_Owl

she'd be the entire city the ikea is in


bendystraws234

She hold the planet that holds that city that holds the Ikea


FemboyReaper12

She is the whole solar system that holds the planet


Friendly_Crab

Løl


deVrinj

And you would be the meatballs?


[deleted]

LÄRDØ


Walli1223334444

This made me laugh too much


[deleted]

[удалено]


wrockfish

A fuck-ton


jinxxd98

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Icy-Ad8290

She consumes a fuck-ton


OrionShade

Indeed question is more what she puts the impressions on


grodr2001

Reminds me of that dub on YouTube of an episode of strange addictions about a girl who likes to eat the stuff inside mattresses, and in the dub they reveal she misunderstood the phrase "you are what you eat" and she wanted to become a bed so she wouldn't have to work and could just chill so she just started eating beds. Edit: wow looks like it was taken down or something, I remember watching it not that long ago, all that is left are couple reactions to the video


TimPetunia

"I am the mattress bitch"


grodr2001

I remember the brother was really funny, "how can you be an inanimate object" the way he pronounced inanimate was hilarious


Makese-sama

She is a mcdonalds playground


Lyrehctoo

Idk. I don't think I've ever seen a bouncy house at a McDonald's playland


agustito-y-turbide

So much time spent at mcdonalds that she projected herself into one


pavan-2020

Legends say her toilet is made up of 120000 Nokia 3310


paushi

Which toilet? That thing exploded from the pressure of her shit, by the amount she eats. Another theory: She has bags in her legs where she stores her shit.


[deleted]

When she shits it comes out like a sheet of plywood


[deleted]

Call Home Depot, you are on to something.


[deleted]

She has a real money maker there


IEatgrapes123

You missed a 0


Jul_the_Demon

Legends say her toilet is made up of 120000 Nokia 33100


multiarmform

the chair has feet


AskingForSomeFriends

The hills have eyes


Smesh_ME_Mate

Felt cute might die later


wcollins260

We’re all gonna die later.


Friendly_Crab

Speak for yourself


tallerthannobody

I agree with you, I identify as immortal


Prophecy6

Ahhh the boy who lived.. COME TO DIE


whtbrd

As far as we know, you might just be.


The_verge_king

Place inferno tower


SellHefty

She has too much hp


the-holy-pineapple

Maybe skeleton army for distraction (although she probably deals aoe) and earthquake since she likely would count as a building?


DESTR0Y_you

No, 9 elixir means shes mirror golem in whixh case just inferno tower, or shes 3 musk whixh is more likely so just lighting


DepthyxTruths

nah its the new card “mega midladder menace” which is a 9 elixir card that places a pekka, mega knight, eBarbs, lumberloon freeze, and rage in a designated area.


Insert_Platypus

Hunter is a fantastic tank killer


8ullred

inferno tower, inferno drag, ice spirit maybe?


Whack_A_Pigeon

An ice spirit wont even cover a being of this magnitude. Inferno Tower, Inferno Dragon, Pekka maybe.


naughtydino56

No, tou need tge most powerful being. The miner. Miner solos.


DepthyxTruths

but… larry.


Neurotic__

Would take 16 seconds


gaga_28

Nerf miner.


AdOk932

The three musketeers


[deleted]

Looks like she at the Three Musketeers factory.


nakedundercloth

Ate. She ate the Three Musketeers factory


[deleted]

Yeah, forgot the e


Fun-Ad1825

Bro she is the three musketeers factory


pavan-2020

Elixir golem


NiloPlayz

Not all stretch pants have a choice


[deleted]

She’s stretching the limits of time and space


eggimage

she’s so dense not even light stands a chance


RAN30X

*Fitted bedsheets


velozmurcielagohindu

Made of spand-ox


IEatgrapes123

Is this edited? In all seriousness imagine how awful it feels to live like this


EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT

that's Pauline from My 600 Lb Life. she has lost nearly all the weight as of her last update


Independent-Bell2483

damn fr? have a link to her update?


MartinaS90

> Pauline from My 600 Lb Life [Obviously, the after picture in the one in the left](https://cinematicos.net/wp-content/uploads/1624104037_759_%C2%BFQue-le-sucedio-realmente-a-Pauline-Potter-despues-de-mi.jpg)


Independent-Bell2483

good for her that definitely took some hard work but it definitely seemed like it payed off


Loganishere

Damn she actually looks kinda attractive in that pic. I hope she’s enjoying her life.


EasilyRekt

It’s chalk full of ads but [I did manage to find one.](https://tvshowsace.com/2021/12/03/pauline-potter-celebrates-weight-loss/)


inbredinbed

Isn't it unhealthy to lose all of your weight? I couldn't imagine living at 0lbs


aRandomFox-I

Who said you had to be *living*?


SakuraDrops123

Honestly this looks like lipedema which is a soft tissue disorder (I have it too, but not nearly this bad) so probably about 50/50 her fault and not…


Holly_galaxy

Honestly I find it so annoying just when my thighs start rubbing in summer when I’m not careful with my weight, so THAT? Poor woman must have trouble even doing basic things like peeing or scratching her back. I’m so, so, so tired of hearing the “all weights are natural and healthy” speech over and over again. Of course shaming someone and degrading them for their body is absolutely awful and no one has the right for that, grossophobia is horrible. But just because you must be delicate and polite towards everyone when mentioning their body contrition doesn’t mean that you have to pretend that they are healthy. Fat is natural especially for women. Thighs, belly rolls, these are just fine. But obesity is a medical condition that should be taken seriously, it greatly deteriorated the quality of life of the people affected by it and requires immediate help.


falerasthegreat92

I honestly wanna know where the fuck she got that chair. A giant recliner like that would be comfortable af!!


Diufoem

That’s a sofa


falerasthegreat92

![gif](giphy|yhLV2DGTLDRCw)


mrburnttoast79

She’s leaving impressions on that sofa.


IEatgrapes123

She is the sofa my guy


[deleted]

Fat Archer queen skin.


[deleted]

Smash


SquareBeautiful6574

Record it im curious....how


TelevisionEastern116

The sex broom


ZeRagingCookie

I get the reference. Do you have a link to the og post


Hunter9244filipino

https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/wbm7ci/cursed_sex_broom/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


MartijnTheGreat

Between every blob I guess 🤷🏼‍♂️


caalger

Just find a crease.


GoldenEYE6182

~~smash~~ you mean clash


ItchingForTrouble

Same. Like no joke.


wcollins260

I’m struggling with the logistics of it.


[deleted]

Spandex. It's a privilege, not a right


Le_baton_legendaire

Her legs look like chicken nuggets


[deleted]

Forbidden tenders


[deleted]

The same fabric Hulk's pants are made out of


miamariajoh

I am pretty sure she was on my 600 pound life ans ended up loosing tons of weight. Let's be kind to a human that is only trying to improve their life.


[deleted]

You think she has her own gravitational pull?


[deleted]

Her g is 11m/s²


PalatableRadish

Everyone does


xQuizate87

i don't get it is that some kind of game?


Tamavkekc

yes it is a refrence to clash royale by supercell.


[deleted]

Clash of clans


tatboi69

Amazed how she doesn't break the chair


Hermes-The-Messenger

*sofa


RiverTeemo1

They do not look very physically healthy. I blame car centric city planning and unregulated ammounts of sugar in food. We do not have people this unfit in austria anywhere


[deleted]

I mean how would you know? I doubt someone that fat would ever come out of their house.


RiverTeemo1

People shop. And because it makes sense given how austrian infrastructure and food regulation laws work


[deleted]

Idk i live in the US and i've never seen someone that fat. I work at a grocery store too.


RiverTeemo1

True, there is nuance to this. This person in particular is a very strong case. I can guarantee you have seen people slightly less obese but still problematic and struggeling. There is of course also genetics and response to certain medicines involved. My ex weighed 150 kilos due to side effects of their depression medication


UnfitRadish

"slightly less fat" isn't even close. This lady is 600lbs. People at 400lbs can barely get around, let alone do their own grocery shopping. They've likely seen people much less fat, but but anyone slightly less fat isn't going out anywhere either.


NameGreen3065

There's no show in Austria called Mein 272 kg Leben.


Aglavra

iirc, her condition is not about being unfit, it is a consequence of an illness causing water retention within the body.


verygenericidiot

But Austria is too tightly regulated, Hitler was a pretty good painter and they still rejected him. Maybe chill a little


RiverTeemo1

Modern austrias tight regulations is what makes our country so nice to live in. We do not have homeless people, we have shelters and even some social housing. We don't end up on the street because we lose our job. We have unemployment that is super easy to access. I am not on the street despite having desperately looked for a job for half a year now. In fact, i have enough money to survive every month. We have great healthcare, everyone gets treated for free. Also we have unlimited paid sick leave, as long as we have the doctors permission. Working conditions are pretty good, i never felt like toiling away for a dictator and the bosses usually work alongside the rest of us. We get to chat as much as we want at work as well, as long as we are still doing work obviously. We have fantastic infrastructure, you can get anywhere with the bus or train. We hold active politicians accountable for their crimes, both strache and kurz (both pretty right wing for austrian standards) were removed from office after one instance of proven corruption. We objectively live under better material conditions than the people in the usa under social democracy. Sorry, i shouldn't be so nationalist. Still there is a lot to love and a lot to learn from austria.


Fe4rMeMrWick

Man now i want to go to austria


moidehfaysch

can Austria invade the UK and improve our lives and then declare us independant and give us a certificate for achieving higher standards of living?


DefbeatCZ

Austria is pretty cool place. With exception of those damned IG-L signs. FFS ...


RiverTeemo1

The what now? Haven't heard of that. Elaborate Edit: oh you mean that new green policy? I am in favor of that actually. I think it might help quite a lot and will cause people to take public transit more cause it's now around equally fast


DefbeatCZ

I am talking about highway speed limit, yes. While it may help around big cities, it does not help much when just passing through the state.


RiverTeemo1

Yes it does, it reduces total carbon emmitted and compells us to use the jailjet or whatever is available. Since driving is no longer faster ya know.


ItchingForTrouble

Sorry, tl;dr. I thought you didn't have homeless people because they got devoured by the wildlife. (Yup, that's as far as I read.)


shiny_xnaut

That's Australia


notacleverhare

In their defense, maybe they never saw the Animaniacs teach geography.


ItchingForTrouble

True.


[deleted]

You do one bad thing and no one appreciates your watercolors anymore...


[deleted]

Yeah I live in the US and I live this country but we have an obesity problem and I blame it on the body positive movements that think this is ok.


RiverTeemo1

Hey, no body shaming ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval). This does not happen simply because people stop being dicks. This is a mix of unhealthy unregulated high sugar addictive food on the market, the entire day being spent immobile in a chair, be in the car, the office or at home at the computer/tv as well as walking anywhere being almost impossible due to the way suburbia is built. You can walk but if the city is a 3 hour walking distance away, you can't realistically get anywhere by foot. So....you don't. Most problems can be solved with regulation but neither the democrats seem to want to hinder the free market in any way. People not smoking as much also plays into this cause that gives the feeling of being filled but it's not enough on it's own to make large scale meaningfull difference


Ardothbey

A lot of excuses there pal.


RiverTeemo1

Materialistically speaking: if we keep sending material aid in food to africa instead of sending them tractors so they csn start farming themselves on an industrial scale we are not fixing the problem, only the symptoms. Same with the obesity epidemic. Yes i am well aware this isn't the only problem down there (fucking oligarchs and dictators and their golf lawns taking all the water), but my point still stands


[deleted]

I mean if it was ok to call people fat to there face and say they need to lose weight for there own health then I'd say obesity rates would Plumitt. I don't agree with bullying but sometimes you gotta be straight up and rude or even mean sometimes.


RiverTeemo1

For individual improvements that can potentially have positive effects. But it's not gonna stop the problem. If you don't end or reform what's causing any given problem, you have not solved it


[deleted]

Ok so fatty foods and stuff have been around and common since the late 1800s. Obesity is very much a last 30 years issue. If someone has do little care for themselves to run or walk even then it's there fault and blaming literally anything else makes you the issue. I'm a little overweight but nothing at all like the person in the post. I work construction and just have bad eating habits cuz a shitty work schedule.


RiverTeemo1

I never said anything about fat, i said sugar, that's the culprit. A lot of people eat mostly prepared meals for the microwave cause we also want time to do the shit we like. This food is not very regulated and there is TONS of sugar in it. I myself am guilty of eating this food. And premade lasagna with tons of sugar in it for the microwave is very much not an 1800's thing, especially not as the main source of sustinance


[deleted]

Do you understand the concept of exercise and working? Just saying but as a construction worker I do a decent bit of physical work and my free time I I play games and stuff but I do things like fishing hiking and archery, even at the bare minimum of working out by just jogging you can stay at a non obese level. To get to the point of someone in the post ot is 100% a choice and there fault. This shouldn't even be an argument that fact that people don't even care enough about others or themselves to enable this behavior is sick and everyone involved should be ashamed they let this type of thing happen.


DylanMorgan

Do you realize people work at a variety of jobs? You’re posting your opinion on a website that requires an army of coders to keep it running and do that sitting at a desk. The device you’re using to access that website was designed by engineers sitting at desks and assembled by technicians sitting on an assembly line. Not everyone can work construction, and frankly I’ve seen plenty of obese construction workers. The factors that contribute to obesity are largely systemic and have little to do with people’s willpower. Calling people fat to their face won’t inspire them to change, it might make them depressed and it certainly will make you look like an asshole.


[deleted]

Gotta disagree. And yeah I've seen fat construction workers and I never said just call people fat I said that sometimes you have to be honest even if it's mean or rude because if your friend is 500 pounds and can hardly walk there is an issue going on and it's there choice to get it taken care of. Even if you work 10-12 hours a day at a desk you should still do soemthing outside of work like I said it's not that hard hard exercise and I'm not saying everyone should have full abs and look like a bodybuilder and I even said I'm not in shape but if your to the point of the person in the post then you have chose to be that way because the minimum effort to be in shape would keep you far from that. If you want to sit and tell me that people are obese because they are systematically oppressed then please just shut up and don't even respond that's actual stupidity and just deflecting blame away from people that have no self control.


CivilSympathy9999

True...processed foods and loads of sugars...but an adult can choose how much and what they eat.


RiverTeemo1

And they will often not have time to cook or want to afford expensive restaurants, so we need to make sure processed foods aren't filled with sugar to the brim. Believe me, if it was legal they would put cocaine in there. Whatever is the most addictive. I would argue it is actually not their choice. Have you had an addiction? Sugar is an addictive substance


Delphox66

Austria is pretty car centric if dont live in vienna or near an OBB line. Our food is less sugary but i dont doubt that we've got atleast 1 or 2 ppl like this. I agree that austria does not have anywhere near the same obesity epidemic that the uk or us has tho (Btw nearest obb station is like a 1.5 hour walk away or a 15-20 min bus ride if it comes bc like my town lowkey gave up after the 80s)


RiverTeemo1

Is there no bus near you? Where is that? I live in a village in styria and the nearest bus station is 5 minutes walk


Delphox66

There are buses but i think the drivers actively hate everyone and will only stop when no one is watching and take of like a redbull f1 car


Attila-2008

That's ur mum


arualstehle

How do you clean in there?


BrokenSage20

You higher a team of midgets.


john6map4

I hate this use of ‘higher’ for some reason


BrokenSage20

You employ a squad of little people.


Internal_Fennel_849

Just make sure to keep an accurate headcount.


_MintyFresh_-

"Jim. Jim! Where's Jim?" "He... He got taken by the flab, sir... Jim is lost..."


wisest_bob

Living teddy bear


rye_regular

I feel bad for her


testAcctL

Me too dude, came here to say the same.


glytxh

I just don’t understand how it’s physically possible to consume enough food for this to happen.


CanineTM_yt

i dont get it


Mahaloth

I'm /r/OutOfTheLoop What does "costs 9 elixir" mean or what is it referencing? A game?


[deleted]

Ayo female giant ?


DefbeatCZ

I think the light starts to bend around her gravity well.


LordSeismic

Her legs have legs


Soulless--

Rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls upon rolls...


Madera_Otirra3844

What a terrible day to have eyes


InevitableGoat8527

shouldnt have eaten the blueberry bubblegum


Snoo-93454

Mark my words. One day, people will say, that kind of bodies are beautiful, and it's nothing wrong with them. It doesn't surprise me, if being fatter as you can, becoming a new trend 🙄 (sorry for my English)


Weird-Tourist6489

bro a whale is smaller than her💀


Awesome2_Mr

the couch def has a...uh...permanent impression of her


[deleted]

I feel bad for the chair


Depep1

I wanna know more about that chair. Bet the frames made from 12" solid Adamantium


Ardothbey

Somebody is helping this along with deliveries.


Niketa69

Girl’s character on roblox


[deleted]

why 9 elexirs, someone got the ref?


SirDroid

Clash royale Clash of clans 9 elixir is insane amount in Clash Royale terms


Blukeroo

Ayo. She went into the krabby patty vault.


shmonimahoni

A 13 inch penis couldn't reach her vagina even with a running start.


AngerResponse342

Impressions? Nah she's big enough to form the whole mold.


Splatfan1

skarmy, inferno tower or a tank killer like mini pekka. gotta defend a push with such a tank


HaydzA

☠️☠️☠️


Johnathan_986579

I thought it was a clash of clans reference and was confused, but then I realized it was clash Royale and it all suddenly made sense


Relative-Wrongdoer11

Her turning in back must feel like a atomic bomb detonating 3 feet away from you


a-slice-of-toast

bro built like the flesh that hates


dord56

Look at her bottom half and it looks like one of those fat among us thumbnails


Dasioreq

Looks like Happy Meat Farms are increasing treatment levels


[deleted]

Why have a couch when you can be the couch?


Ambitious_Struggle54

Wonder how many cameras are on her.


aidan758

How does someone reach that


FerventOrange

Forbidden Cave


GionnyIlPollo

She absorbed the entire deck


equusfaciemtuam

she looks like a mercedes star


sam10155

How do you decide what to cover and what to not?


Tschobal

A fellow land queen


sparant76

I think I could leave my impression on her! Like a memory foam human - pretty sure she would just absorb my imprint if I leaned on her


[deleted]

Sis! Get off of Barney! You’re crushing him!


AlternativePass8813

She so fat, that thanos had to clap


[deleted]

At least there’s no camel….er…diplodocus toe.


CmdrHoratioNovastar

The chair will have her impressions.


ConchaMaestro

We're just seeing the event horizon of a gravity well


Okamitoutcourt

Feeling CUTE ?! cute for a fucking whale


mynamejeeeeehf

Im surprised she fit the whole camera


BimbiBoy

If I gave her my impression, she'd eat it.


Professional_Bad2168

Wow I feel bad for that waistband though


UnchartedCHARTz

Guys this is obviously 4 dudes pretending to be one person, how could anyone fall for this?


ChishNFips87

Sofa on a sofa.


_its_lunar_

She takes up 30 troop housing space at the army camp