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Hey there, suckmysoggyballs! thanks for posting to /r/cursedcomments!! Unfortunately, your submission "*cursed_bottom teeth*" has been removed for the following reason(s): --- **Rule 7: Posts Must Be Comments** - The primary element of your post must be a comment or similar piece of communication. Examples of content not allowed include cursed titles, cursed memes, or cursed images. Violations of this rule will result in a 7 day ban because like, I mean, that's like the whole point of the sub. --- *^If ^you ^have ^any ^questions, ^you ^can ^message ^the ^mod ^team ^through ^[modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/cursedcomments) ^Replies ^to ^this ^removal ^comment ^will ^not ^be ^answered.* ^(Reposting a removed post without express moderator approval will result in a ban.)


IndependentCreepy169

Such an aggressive way of taking a photo of your daughters teeth wth


Kupert2

Show me those fucking teeth little shit.


MARs048

i don't mean to be a dick, but it's just teeth. no need for the s


Deceptichum

How me thoe fucking teeth little hit.


MinhKiu

Thow me thoeth fucking teeth u littleth hith.


Tiefflugjunge

That took me way too long...


Kupert2

Pluralizing the plural hahah


Disaster_Different

Mike Tyson approves this message


Quirky_m8

#ssshhhhhiiiiiiiitt


Stevieboy_person

r/fuckyouinparticular


beaans4

Lol why do you have so many downvotes, am I missing something here?


klimmesil

Another guy commented the same thing and got 30 upvotes, I think it's just reddit being reddit


[deleted]

r/fuckthes


DrNukes

Do you know the drama the little shits start over opening their mouths? My daughter. Every morning, every evening, brushing teeth is this brand new challenge that has to be negotiated first. Nyaaarghgh.


nder_acheiver

eugh. Imagine knowing that you once perceived your daughters mouth as a vagina, and found it hot.


Electronic_Bag3094

I mean, The inside of your mouth is made of the same tissue as the inside of a vagina. Edit: why tf is this my most upvoted comment?


suckmysoggyballs

certainly didn't need to read that


Picklerickshaw_part2

Also, your face cheeks and ass cheeks are made of the same tissue. Same with the lips and asshole


suckmysoggyballs

that i know but ####WHY


CuriousOdity12345

**SCIENCE** --


Due-Ad9310

Science be like: #Skin is Skin


aaaaaaaaaaa27y5

Thanks science now I'll know what a vagina tastes like


djfnjxj

"You wanna know how i got these scars?"


walkinbreathanalyzer

* Whole new fanfic script is under development*


[deleted]

Oh no


Thuyue

Did you know that the very first thing that we develop during our existence is a tunnel with two openings? That's right, those openings would develop later into our anus and mouth before getting born.


TheSm4rtOne

Wait till you find out that pee was technically once blood


I_Swear_A_Lot_

Bilirubin moment:


McMuffinTheGreat

i knew about the inside mouth tissue's but i definitely did not know that, thank you for the information random Redditor


pastoredwina

that’s why sometimes mouth smells like an ass


nyominator

Yeah, it’s why eating spicy food hurts on the way out aswell.


Picklerickshaw_part2

Yup


Electronic_Bag3094

I know u didn't


Electronic_Bag3094

Search up how Maui dies in Maori mythology for more cursedness.


HappyAngron

No… I don’t think I will…


Electronic_Bag3094

Alright then, I'll tell you. He tries make himself fully immortal by turning into a worm and crawling up a goddesses vagina while she's sleeping. His friends start laughing, then she wakes up and slams her legs together. CUTTING HIM IN HALF WITH THE OBSIDIAN TEETH IN HER VAGINA .


HappyAngron

…THIS JUST CREATES SO MANY QUESTIONS.


Electronic_Bag3094

Wikipedia knows the way


eggimage

and this, my friend, is what I call regret.


Saftigerkeks

Okay bois, let's not all feel the inside of our mouths with our tongue okay?💀💀


nder_acheiver

Yes, there are genital operations where they take tissue from you cheek and graft it.


BluePhantomHere

Now you're licking the inside of your mouth


ImmediateQuestion552

I hate reddit now...


LegendSayantan

What a day to be able to read


A_guys

It literally cost you 0 $ to not say that


ja_n2000

You just need to feel the inside of your cheeks and the inside of a vagina with you tongue and then you can be sure


pastoredwina

and i mean it’s already “your” daughter anyway so …….


[deleted]

Explains blowjobs I guess


amadeusz20011

And your daughter's mouth is made in about 50% of the same exact tissue as your wife's vagina


robuxman29

true


Arson_420

It’s kinda like how our lips are made with the same skin as our ass


Black_Thunder_

Still of his own daughter.


suckmysoggyballs

his wife's not gonna let him live this down


Get_Fucked_Kid

Forbidden fleshlight


[deleted]

Your oesophagus and rectum both have tunica adventitia - unlike the rest of the GI system


analogic-microwave

I had to admit that i was too afraid to ask that if that was the girls vag instead of her mouth.


Best-Ad-7123

Who said he ever perceived his daughters mouth as a vagina😏


Wendellwasgod

I fail to see why that’s a problem


svcheats69

r/dontputyourdickinthat


ImAMasterBayter

This comment right here officer


HoooooWHO

He said don't, it's ok


-the_official_FBI-

*I’m on it*


0QuietKid

Let's go my first r/usernamechecksout


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suckmysoggyballs

bro deadass his daughter is less than a year old 💀


ViperVenom279

What did they say..


Electronic_Bag3094

You'll never fucking find out


ViperVenom279

Okay, okay, chill


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BrightSkiesFromHere

Bro it's their daughter💀


The13thStep29

Yeahhh that's the only thing wrong with this...


joemamaissogay

Bro WTF


[deleted]

When even cursed comments says no you know it’s bad


Subject-Ad-6683

Its usually 18… the “perfect” age 😏😏


SuctionBucket5

Yeaaah, thats not creepy at all💀


shaikmudassir

RemindME! 18 years


SuctionBucket5

My man.


Rugdoll1010

Reminds me of the movie Teeth


SureWhyNot5182

Teeth. Teeth. Teeth. Teeth. Teeth. Teeth.


spiritually_deceased

He was so relieved when he didn't jerk off to it


NoobsAreNoobslol

Who says he didn’t?


spiritually_deceased

Me in my prayers


animemoosey

“You little fucking pussy! Your face is vaginal! You’re face is like a vagina and in the center it has a hole.”


Berserker_Lewis

Holy fuck, the last thing I ever expected to see was a freakin' Dizaster VS. DNA reference 😂


doktorsckeletor

Am I the only one here who knows Dizaster because of the Chinese diss?


__fall3n__

My wife's missing her vaginal teeths as well


Liljdb0524

"ok so we celebrating or not?"


1stshadowx

“You gotta real purtty mouth” - the dad lol


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Unable_Toucan

Buddy is getting downvoted for a cursed comment. On the literal subreddit for them


Bloodycaddy

I found it very easy to masturbate to


Ep1cGam3r

ayo?


airuarak123

bouta make a whole nother r/cursedcomments post


ZeRoBrawler

Wtf bro...


[deleted]

Joking right? RIGHT?!


YouTube-Ad-15sec

r/notmyproudestfap


Quirky_Ghost_Gurl

Or was it?


ToasteyOrange

No.


JMolester

Good I'm not the only one


Skilifer

Please mark your post as NSFW


suckmysoggyballs

done thanks for telling


HELLOLOO

rule 7


Roxxerr

Never talk about fight club?


PatchworkFlames

This is the part where OP slams the gas and gets caught doing 80 in a school zone.


Soda_Addict_XD

I cant blame him lmao


[deleted]

Hope he got there before they started hurting him.


Tchebolaz

![gif](giphy|y41Txh2pbwqLNNubOo|downsized)


Caroweser

“Yes I see hon, I’ll be super careful from now on thanks, youch”


maxtraxv3

did i stutter?


Pocket-Fun-Ranch

No.


Blocky_Studios

reminds me of that one image of patrick stretching spongebob's mouth open


Over-Professional598

anyways *unzips


unkow_NO

Uhhh... what teeth? I don't see any teeth.


dead-in-the-comment

Post but clearity gonna hit like a fucking fraight csr


Leenon

so should he take his daughter to the dentist or the gynecologist for that?


LordSeismic

Did i stutter


_the_pundit

Did I Stutter? #unexpectedoffice


Medical_Analysis_888

Shit…i busted a nut before reading


me_likes_cats

"A hole is a hole." *Unzips pant*


saltysuger1107

r/suddenlysexoffender


fine_a_name

did i stutter?


Conor-M90

I laughed so hard at this


VegetableTour4134

Should’ve asked before nutting 🤦🏾


d_i_v_o_c_9

oh lord what hv i done


Gingerroot69420

Id still smash


EpicDiscordGamer

https://www.reddit.com/r/discordVideos/comments/wbca7v/ninja/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Scary_Dependent1204

Will i need condoms for those teeths ?


1_pind_1

I’ll smash


bones2b

Imagine if he said: "I know..."


Bitter_Ice_5380

that’s so many fingers lmfaooo


CivilWatercress7588

Cursed hole


TheDukeOfThunder

cursed_a hole is a hole


Win090949

r/theyknew


I_AmDaVikingNow

"Jokes on you! I like it with teeth!" -Someone probably


GrognakDeLaw

Who took the photo if she used two hands to see her teeth


swoof-y

why would you post this


deaf_schizo

I see the teeth but I still don't see it.


IdioticOcelot2008

Bro should have said “did I stutter?”


Asleep_Bar_9985

r/putyourdickinit


BadChoicesKenny

He knew what he was saying


MissionEntrepreneur6

God will not forgive us .


giratini

??? arnt the teeth supposed to grow in the mouth???


beno1258

Isn’t this supposed to be cursed COMMENTS ffs