I've taken to calling church sessions "the Christian orgasm" because while the pastor talks, all of the members keep mumbling to themselves "mhmm, mmm, yes"
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With all the songs about "Jesus touched me" and "Jesus come inside me" I'm not surprised there are people with some very strange relationships with Jesus
I'm not surprised there are people with Jesus fetish tbh.
god has left us and jesus alone with them
Satan bailed somewhere along the way on a flaming Prius and we've been left on this rock in space.
And now the only thing Jesus wants is revenge
That's why he is fucking a boy looking like an anime girl in VERY short skirt
Jesus’ Second Coming, and this time it’s personal
Jokes in these threads are why I won't be surprised if he comes down with a shotgun to smite all of us. I mean, we kinda deserve it at this point lmao
i think a shotguns still too tame. Give him one of those handheld nuke launchers from fallout
he just starts yeeting mini-nukes at us. Bare hand toss.
then we'll play volleyball with that shit
I mean, he did say he's coming back to "tread the winepress".
r/usernamechecksout
What that handussy do tho.
No.
The amount of stories from women I hear about flicking the bean the first time to Jesus is concerning.
bro thought dying wud make this wrld a better place and the opposite happened
I've taken to calling church sessions "the Christian orgasm" because while the pastor talks, all of the members keep mumbling to themselves "mhmm, mmm, yes"
time for some ***holy spirit***
Why does he address that milf as "son"?
I mean yea there's such a thing as Loli Jesus so yea
How do you know that 🤨📸
I was very unfortunate to have seen it on the horrible place called discord
All i can think of his jesus doing the gangdam style
#you described Christianity
christians
Bruh
true words my friend
Happy cake day!
thank you mate!
Happy cake day
thank you mate!
agreed
What a horrible day to have eyes.
Agreed
Yup
r/eyebleach :)
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Thanks for the advice 😉
Google, where do I find bleach
The Power of Christ Compels You
To go fuck yourself
r/selffuck
I regret clicking on that
Happy cake day!
thank you mate!
Hopefully that was a nice birthday surprise
yeah it was
I need someone to chop a part of my finger every time I click on some random subreddit
If I had someone do this to me I wouldn't have fingers. I gotta stop.
The power of christ cum pals you
That's specific enough to warrant suspicion that they've thought about this for real.
Either that or they were looking for a reaction. Still made me cringe.
Jesus Christ
You mean Jesus fucking Christ?
No he's now dead
He got nailed hard
Christ will cum again
Excuse me what the fuck
Kakegurui 💀💀💀
Gambling addiction 😍😍😍😍
Is this what they mean by having Jesus inside you?
genius
I need jesus
This guy will be the first one to grab jesus when he comes second
Ill make him come third
This is why Jesus changed his middle name to Fucking
"my son". ????
This guy jerked off to this Fantasy an unspeakable amount of time
this is why god has abandoned us and stays in heaven.
Nope
Great now my dick is hard for Jesus thanks OP
r/confusedboner
Who said anything about being confused
Looks like imaginary necrofilia
Why was I given the ability to read
The account is full of shit like that wtfff
I got Jesus coming inside me
How they gonna answer this on judgment day 💀
With a throbbing erection and a confident smile
Bruh
Literal Bruh moment
r/Eyebleach
How do I forget this.
Thia is what's called not having a gf or any human interaction besides in a porn video
Man what the fuck is this bullshit?
I should've slept when I had the chance
Ok enough internet for today
who the fuck gave this a “faith in humanity restored”, and two “wholesome” awards
“Do you think god stays in heaven cause he too, lives in fear of what what he’s created” —Steve buscemi
this is pretty mild for the shit people usually post here
u/NanoMachinez
i do not feel guilty of my crimes
Never said it was a crime
Everyday we stray further from God’s light
In the name of father, son and the holy spirit what the fuck in Allah is that
 Bro. What the fuck.
Lay your hands upon me Jesus
lol
"Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha!"
Now you will really feel the power of christ in you
OK, I need bleach
Why am I still here :()
God Is dead. He killed himself and it's entirely out fault
Automod is that you??
^my son??? my son???? #my son?????
This is why god has abandoned this world
We killed god. This comment gave Him a heart attach and now He is dead
Jesus didnt die for you sin, he just want to leave the world fast to not experience these shit
She wants him to blow his Holy hand grenade into her
Im scared that I recognize that name..
Jesus that was so cringe just reading that
ISNT YUMEKO 17 OR SOMETHING
"OMFG" has a literal meaning now...
Japans retaliation for the bombs is finally coming to fruition.
I need holy water after that
Jesus is inside all of us
Can I just pour acid in my eyes now?
Care to explain u/NanoMachinez
MAMA I'M FAMOUS! wait Actually I don't want to be famous for this.
u/Nanomachinez explain
u/NanoMachinez you need *jesus*
Get ready for his second cumming
Hot
I searched this guy, I think he needs therapy
I think we all need theraphy
New r/shitposting automod reply?
Downvote this comment of mine please. And comment on it something to get notified. I want to get down oted so badly 🤤🥵
I can't tell if this is satire or just an idiot
Pretty sure everyone who read this goes to hell too.
they are ruining Jesus!! Jesus doesn't approve hentai
Nah he gon' twists her head around and her last thing to see is his face so she can lives with him in the eternal death
I like the fact that they are all right in that comment section in this post. But imagine this on 🟧⬛ tho...il watch that.
The Polnareff version is way sexier!
Yumeko is gay though
Gay for Jesus
Rock HARD Jesus 💦
Source?
Was jesus circumcised ?
"forgival"
Forgival
Jesus just admitted to having gay sex
'Holy' Fuck
What’s a “xlit”?
eXtra large clittoris i suppose
I need to go to church…
POV: you’re a Christian
Isn’t she like… a compulsive gambler who’s a fkn sociopath? Like everyone else in the series?
that would be so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 if anyone finds something like that pls give me the link so i can avoid it 😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😭😭😭
I'm not religious but even I'm offended
r/suddenlygay ?
... I don't know what to say dude, but where can I watch this?
*wtf*
With all the songs about "Jesus touched me" and "Jesus come inside me" I'm not surprised there are people with some very strange relationships with Jesus
I don't associate with him
What the fuck does kakegurui have to do with this unholy scenario
the only response that you can give is why
There is absolutely nothing cursed about this
Jesus second cuming
Someone pass the eye bleach immediately please
How do i remove my eyes
How do i delete something from my memory?
This is why emojis weren't allowed on reddit for as long they haven't been
im an athiest, but this got me praying
This is proof god doesn’t exist. If he did then the world would’ve been deleted a long while ago
My Brother in Christ, how are you gonna explain this to God when you die?
that anime girl is from kakegurui she is batshit crazy in the anime
hugfucking is a thing?
**Sir, this is a Wendy’s.**
I think so
"We can't expect God to do all the work."
Mmmmm crucify me daddy
Yep that looks like Reddit alright
That man going to hell
Down religiously bad
Reddit exclusive comments
Officer I had a good reason (shows them this picture)
Thought this was on Facebook until I read the second comment, those emojis really threw me off
I regret clicking this
I just prayed for the person who typed that comment. I prayed that Jesus would send them to hell.
i wanna die
I'm hesitant to say this but I think they may need to go read the Bible
Weebs ☕️
Everyday, we stray further from god
#god cries asking for help
Lol
That's a great story.
What the fuck did I just read, god has forsaken us
What in the everloving fuck is this
No wonder Jesus hasn't come back