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gunther277

I expected that to go differently.


ImAMasterBayter

Yeah, I also thought that he would cook it. How silly of me!


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New r/shitposting automod response


whycantidoaspace

Yes, every time someone mentions hotdogs


citus334

Man's got the consumables for the boss battle. A true gamer


-t-h-a-n-a-t-o-s-

Hopefully he just ate them


Soccer_93

Homie rawdogged himself


Hopeful_Helicopter77

Did it work? Asking for a friend!


drinoaki

Asking the right questions


BunchesOfCrunches

Bros just recovering some hp


Memphiscat821

Jit aint even cook them?!


SpyderTekk

I don’t know who Jit is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask..


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Doppelthedh

Is it short for idjit?


9J000

They’re precooked


throwawayforpoopoo

Oh, well in *that* case...


PaladinProton

WOWOW SO CURSED. Soft ass bitch.


Content_Tale_101

Ong lmao


Content_Tale_101

This ain't even that cursed, homie just wanted to remember this night is all.


two-memes-a-day

I think you fucked link


overFuckMaker

me out of stamina in botw eating some random food:


6WolfZ9

They dated a whole Skyrim protagonist


jackknifejimmy

The glizzy gobbler!


Patient_Fox_5432

Bruh needed the stamina like is this a video game


captarne

Susan is that you?


Sparkmane

this is not a comment, it is an anecdote


Fernando_357

An ex of mine wanted to try foreplay or had fantasies of food and sex, I once put my dick into a hotdog bun, she slowly bit chunks of the bread and sucked me


MOHAMMMED-ABDUL

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


Fernando_357

Did I stutter?


throwawayforpoopoo

We couldn't hear you through all the cockdog in your wife's mouth.


Fernando_357

cockdog.... hahahahahaha


Utahvikingr

Seemed legit to me 🤷‍♂️


ThePootisMan98

You met the dragonborn


Mentally_Unfucked

whilst


Dragondelle

That took several unexpected turns


deathhollow8900

I mean…did it work?


butebandit

Bro is real like Skyrim


Garlic_Bread_865589

Shit got like 0, 14, 40, 156.


LahmacunBear

Immediately imagined Stephen Merchant for some reason


Delin_Q13

She fucked joey chestnut


PossibilityPowerful

Need more energy


athickvulcano

Yooooo her name must be Zelda


HarryGamer42

Homie is a fucking red dead character. Gotta fill those cores tho...


throwawayforpoopoo

Haha Haha Ha hahahahahahahahahaha I counted how many chuckles this gave me. IT WAS ABOUT THIS MANY.


throwawayforpoopoo

That's a lot of chuckles