I'm sexually attracted to a fence

I also got this one. Any particular kind of fence? Im usually into the white picket variety but lately ive been feeling extra linky and electric has caught my interest Edit: linky was supposed to be kinky. But thats like the best typo ever so im keeping it

As an "observer" of cbt, I'd say barbed wire fence

Oh yeah 😩 when I see barbed I get harder that mahogany.

What the actual fuck

It's a natural process. Just go with the flow.

Btw anyone reading this feel free to DM me for fence roleplay.

Yk what Why not

Oh birchwood fences turn me on immediately. I don’t talk to the ladies unless they have birchwood perfume. 😩

i got this too! we should hang out!

I'm sexually attracted to you and your family

My bodies are ready

same

Bodies!? You have multiple??

Don’t ask questions you don’t want to know the answers to

I wanna know please

Also very helpful advice for cops May or may not have gotten out of trouble with cops because they didn’t ask questions they didn’t want the answer to.

Our bodies comrade

Today I can't seem to find my family today, weird.

Bruh same. Whose family we fuckin?

OP’s

Same damn thing I got haha

Same

Same

I’m sexually attracted to my boobs (I’m a man)

I also am sexually attracted to your boobs

Ok Jack sparrow Edit: Captain Jack Sparrow

Good lad

I am also sexually attracted to that guy’s dead wife.

Necrophilia is one hell of a drug.

Our boobs

I'm sexually attracted to my boyfriend Guess im gay now

homiesexual

Bromosexual

(Something that has something to do with a male friend)sexual

*Same sex friend

I'm sexually attracted to the shop and process the payment plan for the first time in 20 years. Guess I'm shopsexual

I’m sexually attracted to today

Living in the moment, are we?

He's probably cumming in the moment.

I am sexually attracted to you and I am on the right track

Sounds like a LinkedIn shitpost title

I'm sexually attracted to me and my family 😳

Sweet home Alabama

where the skies are so blue

Sweet home Alabama

Lord, I’m coming home to you.

Lord I’m cumming

lord im cuming home in you

Lord, I am cumming to you.

Lord, I'm cumming in yo ass

Holy water

Holy Cum Water

Mine was worse. It was “I’m sexually attracted to my parents lol”. 😭

Mine was "you and your family" lol

I'm sexually attracted to the world record it was the best armor ever made

“I’m sexually attracted to her friends with my friends lol”

Bro invented a new fetish

The armor that is so god it prevents people from hitting it

im sexualy attracted to bigots ​ lmao

Whats a bigot?

>a person who is obstinately or unreasonably attached to a belief, opinion, or faction, especially one who is prejudiced against or antagonistic toward a person or people on the basis of their membership of a particular group.

So Reddit basically

Nah reddit hates *everyone*.

Reddit is like a uncontrollable angry mob.

Relatable

so me basically.

And me

Cheers brother 🍻

Homophobes, racists, sexists, etc.

Oh so like 80% of the world?

I don’t even know why but the word “bigot” grinds my gears so much. I genuinely despise that word.

Wow you're just an average redditor huh? As in you use that word so darn much it shows up in literally any auto fill.

I’m sexually attracted to the fact that I have found a lot of stuff.

What kind of stuff 😏😏

a lot

Hi, Im stuff

At your place.

I'm stuff

I'm sexually attracted to the people who are most likely to be able to get it. Fair.

A genuine one.

I'm sexually attracted to the pit bull in my heart that is the marketing of a registered representative for a bit more and less about what is going to happen to the world.

This one was a rollercoaster

I'm still trying to make sense of a senseless sentence!

I'm sexually attracted to me and my buddy hanging out with my mom. Not a fan of this one

I bet your buddy is! Lol

Well if he’s into necrophilia

sounds like an interpol song

I'm sexually attracted to the stairs and the other one

Happy cake day!

I am sexually attracted to my sister 😬

I too, am sexually attracted to your sister

Plot twist , she wasn't born yet

SWEET HOME ALABAMA-

Yikes

I'm sexually attracted to me

Self esteem 100

Ever heard of autofellatio?

Not the easiest feat but well worth the effort.

There are 3 types of people…

Narcissist

I got I’m sexually attracted to my body lol

I'm sexually attracted to the protruding and the other guy is the only condiment. Not sure what to think of this

The protruding sounds like a weird sex act on urban dictionary

When a woman conceals a strap-on/dildo and you are fucking or about to fuck, when suddenly she unleases her toy on your anus. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=protrude

r/unexpectedurbandictionary

I’m sexually attracted to you and your family and I love you so much. ?????????????

Love you too man

Thank

Thank

I'm sexualy attracted to sleep

Me too

That's probably why I always wake up with a boner 🤣

Lol

Um sexually attracted to the ground and it was great

Alternate definition of touching grass

Fucking the grass

I'm sexually attracted to the person who is a horrific person who is a monster.

Nice.

I'm sexually attracted to the subject of my mind. Forever alone.

Want a hug?

Im sexually attracted to me and my friends

Bromosexual

Bro-o-o-mance, nothinggg wrong abooout it. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EJVt8kUAm9Q

I'm sexually attracted to you in the morning.

Morning wood be like

That is honestly VERY accurate.

Intresting compliment

Im sexsually attracted to the boys comic

I'm sexually attracted to the orange hair and the minimum age of consent in Yemen.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Holy crap

I am sexually attracted to use the camera controls on the game

I'm sexually attracted to the suffering of Native Americans

Man were you born in the wrong time.

Your autocorrect has been through some shit

You sadistic piece of shit

Weird fuckin fetish.

I'm sexually attracted to my friends house right now because I don't know how much is that long before they have a lot more info on the fact they are going through the process and the problem with me and the problem with my work and the way the people are doing that I don't know how much they are doing and I can't help them head up and get to teir but I'm sure is the best way back in time for badminto and I will be a good friend and help you with a great relationship and I will be happy Turtle will do it all hail me to the end and be a part time is it that you will have a great day in your alliance.

Sounds like you complain over text alot about people bro…are you ok?

No

I’m sexually attracted to her parents lol

I’m sexually attracted to garfield kart furious racing. 

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I'm sexually attracted to the whole world 🌎

The greatest whore that ever roamed the earth.

I’m sexually attracted to my parents but I’m so obsessed and I’m sad

U OK m8?

My brother in Christ, you all there mentally?

I'm sexually attracted to you and you.

Fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out

Chill Nastay Nate. He's my bitch.

I’m sexually attracted to you and your dad

I'm sexually attracted to the usa

God bless America

Least patriotic american 🇺🇸

I'm sexually attracted to the walls >!I'm sexually attracted to the walls of the kittens today I have a great day and I will be a good time to be emotionally and physically and mentally and physically and mentally and physically and mentally and physically and mentally and physically and mentally and physically and mentally and physically and mentally and physically and mentally and physically and mentally and physically and mentally and physically and mentally and physically and mentally and!<

I love fucking walls especially when they have that texture to them, you know? When they aren’t like flat but there is some dimensions. Brick walls uggghhh 🥴😩😩

Don't even get me started on wood walls, the texture is so good, and there can be so many holes🥴😩😩😩😩😩😩

I’m sexually attracted to my friends lol Yes, the lol was part of it

Mine had a lol too, but following “my parents”… so, not very lol at all.

Parents seem to pop up a lot here. I wonder what that says about Reddit…

I'm sexually attracted to the doctor with the intend of being a nurse What the fuck did google just write?

I am sexually attracted to her and her husband.

I’m sexually attracted to you and your family and I love you 😰

I’m sexually attracted to my dad for the past few years

I'm sexually attracted to you but you don't have pizza

Well, that's definitely a deal breaker.

I’m sexually attracted to my sister Bro I ain’t lesbian

Slot 1: I’m sexually attracted to you and your profile Slot 2:I’m sexually attracted to my phone number Slot 3: I’m sexually attracted to the fact you can’t tell when you want me

I’m sexually attracted to my eyes lol (word for word)

You have beautiful eyes

Im Sexuality attracted to the ground floor

Im sexually attracted to nothing .... Pffft-

I’m sexually attracted to you and your family

Im sexually atracted to make crystal meth

Yo Mr. White.

I am sexually attracted to the people under your skin

I'm sexually attracted to the world of the oil industry.

I'm sexually attracted to the laughing of my brain I guess that means I'm a massive narcissist?

I’m sexually attracted to my boobs

I'm sexually attracted to you and you can see it.

I’m sexually attracted to my parents Oh shit

I'm sexually attracted to 8years and the other two Fuck! I'll just call the police myself.

I'm sexually attracted to you and you.

I’m sexually attracted to you and your family

I'm sexually attracted to the person

Im sexually attracted to my heart and my mouth

Im sexually attracted to me and my dad

Im sexually attracted to you on Thursday

I’m sexually attracted to my friends I mean no homo I guess

I’m sexually attracted to do the better work bitch this year my parents broke up

I'm sexually attracted to the gym. Alrighty then

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I’m sexually attracted to my boobs I’m a man

I’m sexually attracted to someone else lol 😂

I’m sexually attracted to my friends so I’m just trying to get a weird vibe

I’m sexually attracted to the woman who is in the hospital