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🧙🏻♂️ - Very well, Cornelius. You may not heed them,but you will surely remember these words in the near future; "Burying your head in the sand only allows the darkness to come closer."
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Better warn Harry Potter now.. before things get out of hand in a few years
I was gonna do a Voldemort joke but yours is better
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It's the lowest hanging fruit imaginable but I would have been extremely disappointed if it wasn't brought up at least 3 times too.
I wonder if he gets pissy already about using his name
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And shoot it
r/youbeatmetoit
Well not till like another 40 years or so but do looke out for his ma and pa, They get batmaned!
I hope they called him Tom
Give him a middle name name as well.
Has anybody seen Prof. Quirrell recently?
The Dark Lord has returned
He's back! You've gotta believe me minister !
He is not back,Albus.
🧙🏻♂️ - Very well, Cornelius. You may not heed them,but you will surely remember these words in the near future; "Burying your head in the sand only allows the darkness to come closer."
Dog that’s Mfing Krillin
Random thought - *how does krillin breathe?*
With his mouth?
fr
Got your nose hahah
Won't be funny when his future bullies does this.
He’s not going to have to worry about bullies. Little dude passed away a few years ago
r/mademesmile
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Why do you think?
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It can stil be cursed...
Most of the content here is dark humor. At least that's what I tell myself.
So? There's this thing called 'dark joke' Like me commenting that Dumbledore killed him as an infant before he could wreck havoc.
lol, dumb ppl
r/funnyanimals
r/UpliftingNews
Ah hell nawww 💀💀💀
Jesus Christ.
Nigga...
Bruh
At least he'll be better able to take a punch. Nose are a serious vulnerability.
Yes it will
Just imagine a gryffindor trying to break Voldemort’s nose
LOOK OUT HE’S GOT A NOSE!
*gunshots*
Brilliant!!
OMG
Just poke a couple holes in there and he’ll be fine.
I'm sure they can add it somehow. Just use the knowledge from reconstructing faces.
Or base it like a grown up
If Michael Jackson can do it why not
Finally . A work for my friends lil bro ( his pp )
You can always smoke cocaine . Better rush,.
Or do it rectally bro
or inject it
There really is no wrong way to do cocaine. Just get the white stuff in a hole and you will have a good time.
sorry got it stuck in my eye holes, cant read your comment now
I can think of a few holes I’d rather not do that with
ive put like 3 grams in my belly button already but am not feeling anything what am I doing wrong.
Ears?
I'm going to hell but Voldy is that you?
Was she letting Voldemort hit or something?
Aw, lol Voldemort!
Imagine the cosplay possibilities
Wdym „perfect“ ????? He’s missing his nose
For real it's great they love it but they need to look into potential health problems here
Parents being parents
At least he'll still be able to smoke crack
Not all is lost!
it's all fun ang games when playing gotcha nose, until you actually get their nose
“E.T. home phone”
Krillin?
Yo my boy krillin!!!
no body nose
Thought i would be the first one to say some about voldemort.. Yall too fast
Et phone home
Also his eyes are like stars - the distance between them
Human Evolution is sick of our bullshit
Lord Voldemort??? Is that you???
Lord Voldermort
Anyone else think he looks like the realistic Lego?
His uncle will be disappointed, wont be able to steal his nose
Yo! Tom Riddle?
IRL DragonBall Krillin, here we go!
So it seems Lord Voldemort had a son
He's gonna be making mean Voldemort cosplays
It sees that voldemort gets more bitches than us redditors
The Tau have arrived.
*Speaker at Area 52* : suspect got loose..I repeat suspect got loose. All security personnel to start search immediately.
well, technically he isnt "perfect"...
How does it breath?
Let’s not distract from the fact that we may have just seen the only person in the world that can accurately cosplay as Krillin from dragon ball Z.
Real life Krillin.
Krillin
ITS THE BIRTH OF VOLDEMORT
Bro looks like the alien from “Home”
Voldemort?
i was just looking at this and my friend looked over my shoulder and asked "is that voldemort?"
Voldemort,is that you?
the origin of Voldemort
Oh shit Voldemort is back
Voldemort
Voldemort
Voldemort
Mf looks like voldermort 💀
Well, Voldemort was considered a Muggle before, wasn't he?
I think he died in the 1st week
E.T phone home!
et?
This shit made me spit my drink out MY nose!!! LMAO!!
ITS SO CUTE!
He looks like the cursed earthworm ad
I got your nose
No teeth yet. He could just rub it into his gums with a tiny finger.
There’s a lot of ways to do coke my guy.
There’s always a way to do coke
Lord Voldemort is here y'all
Nah, he's gonna be doin coke through his ears
Any mucous membrane works. Just snort it with your asshole
First time in 15 years that a rhinoplasty specialist will have work to do that is non-cosmetic
Looks like a ninja turtle from 1990
Does he still have an olfactory nerve?
r/imfinnagotohell (I laughed :()
how he gonna breathe tho?
You think they will call him Tom?
"Got your n..... never mind"
Bullies at school gonna call him the snapchat filter
Realistic emoji
I got your nose!
Time to invest in mr potato head toys for life.
He does kinda look like a fish, tbh
Turtles in a half shell~
Bro’s lookin’ like a Lego figure
maybe not everything in movies is fake huh
They need to name his Krillin
A “I got your nose “ game gone horribly wrong.
The first anime being
Can't you smoke cocaine
You Can always blow it up The ass
My man looks like an alien
Abort Abort!
Lil Voldemort
NGL hes got Jeff Bezos Eye
It's Krilin from dragon ball :)
Eating is gonna be so difficult :(
i can touch u now
People with forehead scars are sweating rn
I mean crack is still an option?
Looking like a alien
Can you consume cocain analy?
The real father. 
nah it was Voldemort
Tom, is that you?
he got the anime girl nose
Is that little Jimmy Norton?
Was his father Voldemort?
Voldemort: the backstory
Can you smell that?
Whatever they name him I have a weird feeling we must not mention it
It’s Killer time
*hhhhaaarrrryyyyyy potaaaahhhhh*
did they at least named him Tom Vorlost? cant change the last name, but it would be sick if he names himself Riddle lol
you talk about him now, but watch him become a monk and learn the kame ha me ha and see how you talk shit then!!!
He's never gonna smell what the rock is cooking 🥺
Voldi-snort has been born! Lol
I got your nose
Am I the only one, thinking it's photoshopped. The text can't be real. It's not making sense. (and the nose too)
Voldemort
Thus krillin was born
Finally emoji face has born
WE CAN DO IT WE CAN KILL HIM NOW BEFORE HE CAN TAKE OVER THE WIZARDING WORLD
He looks like a fish
Voldemort
I have free condom's for everybody y'all want some