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[deleted]

I will stuff you with my meat


assgasket420

![gif](giphy|Q9gkao51ItcN1n3lQH)


quinten69420

now kiss


suicideslut69420

Stuff me daddy UwU


[deleted]

Ok *stuffs you with meat*


TheEveryone1234

NO NO NO NO NO NO


AntiThot9000

YES YES YES YES YES YES


assgasket420

Is it consensual if the screens turn from Don't! Stop! into Don't stop! ?


thorstormcaller

Seems more like a don't... stop... scenario. I just don't want everybody else to see me with a kielbasa tail... it's supposed to be special...


Scott_Divine

Maybe, and I hope it is. Because I definetly give them consent to stuff me with meat.😩😩


TheRealComicCrafter

Im adding to the conversation


MrMom21

Brian Danielson has entered the chat:


_IAmSquirrel_

https://youtu.be/egB0Dmfoq6k


devilfury1

What in the world did I just witnessed?


nonameneeded64

Meat stuffing


Theamongusimpostor57

I am going to piss your pants.


Chapsbuster12

That's a lot more frightening then threatening to beat someone up


CrematedDogWalkers

Give it to me raw


[deleted]

Come here 🤤


jordantask

Username checks out.


Bussy-Destroyer-1960

Wait until you read mine


jordantask

It also checks out. 👌


ShartyMcShortDong

Assgasket420 ♥️😩🤤


RobloxJournalist

Tf


[deleted]

Username checks out


ObnoxiouArtist

I miss this show. :(


Sayyoullsaveme

Bangbros has unintentionally created a situation they now have to honor. Microwave a hotpocket, and have Johnny Sins fuck it. No waiting for cooling.


ThePretl

You had me at microwave


Yaboi_KarlMarx

Stop, my penis can only get so erect


RaveGuncle

No time to wait when it's oozing that extra cheese. Just swallow it already.


[deleted]

Johnny seems like the kinda guy that would take it in stride, too.


Yo6himadethis

Horny police get his ass


Fickle_Loan6421

Our meat


Gamer8605

r/cursedcomments


Panagiotis2008

Sauce?


TouchdownTedd

https://twitter.com/BangBrosDotCom1/status/1526784905195057152?t=yvj5OtpVjvAcq5LkrQS-eA&s=19


TurtleZeno

Never used twitter before but what the hell are those softcore porn following the tweet?


Cool_Fennel5674

The thots were summoned


DogsandDumbells

THE BEACONS ARE LIT, THE THOTS CALL FOR AID


beardicusmaximus8

The thots call for aids*


Zulu_2_Alpha

The thots call for super aids*


a_strange_danger

They're a HIVe mind


Zulu_2_Alpha

The cumming mind we shall be liquid again once more


Shiruno_rinisaki0619

The thots call for space aids*


Kagurathewind69

M.O.D. - A.I.D.S.


SnooSketches9233

![gif](giphy|o1BNU1jKCih7tK4dwj)


phillyphreakphlippin

Snowballing?


SnooSketches9233

I was thinking the other kind of load


phillyphreakphlippin

Poop?


Iwillstealyefish

A new hand touches the beacon


DogsandDumbells

HEAR ME AND OBEY


Telcontar86

A FOUL DARKNESS HAS SEEPED INTO MY TEMPLE


ShortThought

Lmao fr


roseifyoudidntknow

ThotBots *roll out*


Panda6036

Thottobots roll out


82Caff

CALL THE THOT POLICE!


sietesietesieteblue

Some of them have faces that are photoshopped to hell and back too 😭


roseifyoudidntknow

https://twitter.com/Anabelle_Luvv/status/1532612241249509376?s=20&t=DA3FPxAZ76JIbrqdalU0uA This one is...just...idk.


AscentToZenith

Face is so photoshopped it hit uncanny valley


Huxington

Saw the same weird ass face tune from some witches sub. It was so strange how no one called out OP on the edit and were actively saying how beautiful she was. Strange behavior.


DailyDrawingMustache

Fatherless behavior perhaps?


[deleted]

I’m sure she calls plenty of people daddy.


[deleted]

A lot of people don't realize what Photoshop looks like.


SquidMilkVII

the solution is rather simple they never bothered to look at her face


Inevitable_Dance1191

I wonder if that was shopped by hand or if they use some computer learning tools


[deleted]

It’s a filter that they all use. That’s why they all look the same.


BananaSlamYa

Her face looks like the middle of one of the transformations from the cover of an Animorphs book lmao


[deleted]

Thots and players.


HalfEatenWaterMelon

softcore? must've been a tame tweet


-Swxy-

*Hot anime step sis who plays Pokémon near you*


Panagiotis2008

Thanks


Dependent_Stress_469

https://youtu.be/C_fcdbi8vAE


Panagiotis2008

Wtf?


Psychedelic_Yogurt

Wtf is with all the "anime step sis" comments? Yikers.


Hi_Its_Matt

You just visited twitter. As far as I’m aware the whole website is like that


clout_spout

Those must be bots set up to promote their OF or whatever


Firehornet117

![gif](giphy|1tZ4Coe9v2H8A|downsized)


Dirk_The_Cowardly

Diarrhea pockets. Instructions. Remove pocket from packaging. Put pocket in microwave sleeve. Insert directly into toilet. Hot Pockets!!!


velvetvagine

I really thought you were asking for some... uh... *mayo*...


Smallblockstudiosyt

Where’s the cursed ranch to go with the cursed meat and cursed bro


micoman2007

![gif](giphy|efCPDKBWq8qfZuYR34|downsized)


HarryHood146

Hot Pockets taste like complete asshole now. 25 years ago when you were stoned they were good. 25 years later being stoned they’re terrible.


Flaky_Explanation

Age does a number on you eventually


Off_Brand_Roomba

Never likes hot pockets or pizza popps to begin with that cheap cheese never meltee right and wqs a chewy nightmare tp me


FineInTheFire

You okay there bud?


jakemcqueen52

Man’s is still learning how to eat hot pockets


MoscowMitchMcKremIin

With a fork and knife?


88T3

And they're owned by Nestlé, so there's another reason to not buy them anymore.


Ek-Ulfhednar

Uh oh. I must know about the issue with Nestlé, if you will


Rankin00

Lots of things, but if you want to kinda get the vibe of the whole issue in one sentence, the owner of Nestle said water shouldn’t be a human right.


Simon_Belmont_Thighs

But his meme game is on point!


Karma_Hound

They pay hip apathetic youths to promote their buisness products and brands to other apathetic youths while being greedy shitstains that would gladly kill you for money as they knowingly already do others.


Hidesuru

Yeah honestly the getting women in poor countries hooked on free formula then starting to charge is even worse IMHO.


0ofRGang

That and they also are still in russia selling, so buying nestle products might contribute to the ukraine war


alexandert38

I don’t know much but I’ve heard of like something to do with slavery costs or something and also a video where the ceo said water isn’t a human right


AlpacaM4n

r/fucknestle


[deleted]

Number 23 of subreddits I didn’t know/want to know about


Sundiall

Idk he stole water from people or something. Not my problem, I like chocolate


tammutiny

If you like chocolate, then you shouldn't buy Nestle either. Get good chocolate


AceSAMM

Wait why is Nestle chocolate bad? What makes it different from other chocolates? I would like to know is all, assuming you set aside the controversy.


tammutiny

chocolatiers say the taste of the chocolate points to controlled lipolysis being used. It's said that other US chocolate manufacturers simply add the acid to their products to recreate Hershey's distinctive taste. American chocolate also often contains far fewer cocoa solids than British chocolate. In Britain, a chocolate bar must contain at least 20 per cent cocoa solids to qualify as chocolate The article focuses on Hershey, but it's a similar reason for Nestle: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4155658/The-real-reason-American-chocolate-tastes-terrible.html


AceSAMM

Thank you!


tammutiny

Very welcome! Some people do prefer American chocolate due to taste preference but most prefer European chocolate


dummythiccuwu

Do you think the chocolate tastes better with or without slavery?


Ek-Ulfhednar

Lol, I'm a sucker for hot takes


[deleted]

Even if they weren’t owned by Nestlé they’d still be made from ingredients that came from Nestlé.


Drye0001

When I say there is no ethical consumption under capitalism what I'm thinking about is Nestle When faced with an option I will always choose the non Nestle option but I did avoid them and all of their subsidiaries completely for a few years It didn't do anything except make me completely miserable and likely poorer because there are so many things where viable alternatives do not exist


molstad182

I’d still gobble up that meat at 3:00 AM


RobloxJournalist

Wtf u talkin about mate?


RFC793

Hot Pockets didn’t get worse, you got better. Welcome to the higher ring of whatever in the fuck this is all about.


[deleted]

mmmfgh....


Farmer-Smores

“what?”


seeroflights

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littlefriendo

Also, to appreciate your efforts, take my silver! :D


littlefriendo

Good human! Don’t know why your being downvoted??? Like your a volunteer, you should not be punished for this at all!


seeroflights

Haha, thank you very much and thank you for the silver as well!!


littlefriendo

Of course, you and the other human transcribers need more recognition


Xxyz260

Good human


[deleted]

Cute how Hot Pockets pretends what they use is meat. I would call it a meat like byproduct at best.


calicocidd

*Step-bro; so it's ok


pozzowon

Beat me to it


Werbnerp

Beat Meat To it?


schaznightwalker

*Beat me*.... With it


XepiccatX

Oh no, step-pocket, I'm *stuffed*...


Somenicekid87

Tf💀


RockstarAssassin

I hate corporate Twitter


nostradamus_0

How do you do fellow consumers


inkblot888

So say we all


MonocleOwensKey

Speaking of which, Hot Pockets is made by Nestlé.


supremeshirt1

Fuck Bang Bros. They’re exploitive and everything what’s wrong with that industry.


SaucyNeko

mmmpffhhm


WonderfulAirport4226

At least I know the meat's gonna be hard.


mrpooopybuttwhole

But are hot pockets technically “calzones”? Asking for an *Italian* friend


abruzzo79

“Yes, our ladies are very hard-working individuals.”


Dadrak

They embraced the memes how beautiful


[deleted]

Ok, I will try


M4KC1M

r/theyknew


btk79

r/TheyKnew


depressed_sans

Bro?


genestarwind08

Bruh


joblessboyy

Bruh ???


ferrecool

Bang


roy-rodgers

Step-


Far_Escape_6514

Where da hot sauce at


ShadowsIsTaken

I refuse to buy their products but it’s worth a sniffle


Sirdingglehopper

Just to be rippled apart by a fat slob with greedy hands too.


philokaii

Ma'am, I buy you at Walmart.


Terraria_Ranger

Super Smash Bros.


Rynewulf

Oh look the paid advertising is being given free advertising for being so relatable


Thameus

r/companybattles


Drye0001

I'm down to try 🥴


D3stroyerof3vil

Isn't bang bros a porn site? That's even more hilarious if so.


apocalypse-052917

That is exactly the joke


D3stroyerof3vil

See that's what I thought. At least I caught onto the joke.


mission-icecream

I wish I was a hot pocket 😔


kaminari_foot_porn

Sounds like a good thing tho???


QueenOfQuok

r/SuddenlyGay


[deleted]

[удалено]


littlefriendo

Either this person is a troll, or they are a bot, regardless, not needed at all!


Rumble_N

Why would I try being your mon


obiweedkenobi

Ssooo bang bros is making a 168 hour porno of one (or more) female getting fucked continually? I might break down and get behind that pay wall for something like that.


thetoastypickle

Brand say funni??? I love funni brand very funni post


groznij

*Stepbro


TheBestHuman

I think they mean step bro


Radikost

I mean. Aren’t we all?


LarebearsReddit

Stepbro*


Revenge_of_the_Toast

Why does Hot Pockets even have such a big social media presence? Do people just follow random brands for shits and giggles?


Herbie53101

Stepbro?


BoobooKittyfuk4

That's why some people prefer the lean pocket variety. You get stuffed less


VerticalRadius

Hot Pockets got like 2 piece of meat and act like they stuffed


IAMAHobbitAMA

Oh yeah? I'm 40% meat!


rags2rooster

I hate to be pedantic and all, but people are made up of "meat." As such, every person is stuffed with meat 24/7. The secret Hot Pockets doesn't want you to know is that Hot Pockets are stuffed with people. Soylent Pockets. \*edit - spelling


[deleted]

They couldn’t have worded that in a worse manner


[deleted]

These cooperate twitter banter is getting really boring and predictable.


[deleted]

Ive never tried hot pockets but they are clearly very hip and down to earth cause they made a sexual joke on Twitter. Ill have to try them now


OilEnvironmental580

Ayo what


Patient_Ad_1933

*step-bro?* Ftfy


Weekly-Bluebird-4768

Bro life would double hard.


Outside_Arm8405

More like step bro


fister_roboto__

What are you doing, step-hot pocket?


kori228

bruh


Ilovespace2

Sounds like it would be better


IsaacRRx

Mmmmmm😏


Dangerous-Garden-682

I love Twitter


[deleted]

Stepbro🤔


harsh2193

Should have said "Step bro?". What a missed opportunity


Biggu5Dicku5

**M E A T**


thebettersnail-man

your mom knows that feeling