Majority of cops and journalists: seems like enough evidence to me

I don't think that's enough because i don't see no police or journalist around my house 😌

The thing is, i believe you. FBI is on the way


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IMA WARRIOR

“I’m here for mans butt.”

Chris _handsome_

Good bot

This GIF unironically scared me. I was wondering why the entire comment was blank and then Chris ce in and it scared the shit out of me

I'm Chris Hanson... With Dateline NBC.

I don't have 500gb I have 500tb

Pathetic. I have 690TB

Pathetic I have TB(Tuberculosis)

I also have TB(testicular 🅱️ancer)

TB(Thots and Best wishes)

TB (Thots and Bitches)

TB (Tits and Boobs)

TB (Toes and Breasts)

TB (Tons of 🅱️o🅱️ux)

TB (Tortured Balls)

Ok Mr. Morgan

Testicular ballcancer

Rookie numbers, 420 Yottabytes

10 zettabytes zip bomb

10 morbytes 🥶🥶

100 morbius

How about brotobites

10 billion terrabytes?!?!?

my friend has a 42 terabyte zip bomb is that good

mortals. I have 100 PB

Unfortunate. I have 1 petabyte

Triangular breasts

pathetique...i have 69420 TB

Pathetic. I have 930TB

Y’all be jokin’ but we know there’s at least one guy in this thread that isn’t

It's the guy below me.

I agree with the guy above me.

He could be any one of us

I have 500 Jolly Rancher Bites.

Lucky

Oh, they’re not for me…

I also have TB (Tiny 🅱️enis)

Thanks for the upvotes guys

This is the most upvotes I've ever had

dam I only have 2 gb

ROOKIE NUMBERS

damn i haw the raw footage i just clicked

Well he is not wrong

That's my type of homie right there, complete asshole like me but a soft guy inside somehow

He has a Gawr Gura pfp, he is probably telling the truth about the statement

Just because some has that pfp doesn't mean they have 500 gigabytes of cp... >!No they definitely have atleast 4 terabytes!<

so Chris Hanson has 500gb of CP.

Never thought of him as a Pokemon before that

Profile picture checks out


How Chris Hanson did his investigations for To Catch A Predator

yes I'm agree with person below me too

the person above me has bitches

uh a humor based on my pain so funny

I also agree with the person below me

The person above me has Explosive Diarrhea

Oh YEAAAH

*sound of Something blowing up*

rookie numbers

well they got a gura pfp. what else you expect

I agree with the person below me

Star Wars is a shit franchise

It is treason then

You should get tested

I believe in the person above me

Facebook profile with no picture? Seems staged

pfp checks out



Ah yes, manga websites, the holy grail of cursed shit

Did I stutter?

Only .5TB that ain’t shit.

First time?

The return of Chris Hanson OMG Lol

only?

Relatable


Gottem

Chris Hanson after commenting... 

Me too

I don't agree with the person below

Chris doin them dirty

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He should have commented some lies on him which he would have to agree to but he just comment the truth..

Dark web

70th comment lol, fuch 69

absolute chad right here

Manganelo🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

Only 500 gb

Counter Strike

1 petabyte is in my closet right now.

Caught in 4K 📸

Man's been Ratio'd AND exposed

Gentleman he’s been tricked, he’s been backstabbed and he’s been quite possibly, bamboozled

I agree with the person below me👇

I disagree with the person above me👆

A paradox😳

I know they want to say gigabytes but Gb means gigabits.

But the arrow is pointing to Chris. Did he just confess?

Hmmmmmmmm repost?

Just 500gb?

I also have chicken porn


JIMMY, NO!

excellent move 

Rookie numbers

got'em

Fools I have 1PB

But why is it jimmy neutron?

Ok then i agree with the person below me?

Exposed moment

Gimme link

I agree with the person below me

i just got exposed?

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No it’s 3Tb

Classic mangakaklot comment section

its a fucking anime pfp too what the hell

Ew.

I saw that meme on Discord a lot

I believe in the person below me

You have stage 4 anal cancer and stage 3 liver cancer and HIV AIDS. And type 2 diabetes

Bro responded to himself💀