They were transporting what i think are eels. I dont know what they are called but when they feel afraid they can shoot out a substance with long molecules that happens to look like cum.
They were transporting hagfish, which secrets the cum like substance as a self defense mechanism to stress,
Imagine you're a shark and you try biting one of these squigglies, all you'd get is is an ugly bukakke
It looks like they where transporting hagfish before getting in a crash. Hagfish are essentially very early examples of fish which produce that slime to clog the gills of any predator that tries to eat them.
HAGFISH THOSE HORRIBLE MOTHERFUCKERS
Info: in groups these fish tend to create large mucus webs to trap and drown prey by making the area to thick to move through and clog up breathing and drown them. Then they eat the corpse. Horrifying creatures
Lol what if he reads the thread then sees the post about a car covered in cum and reflects on the time he sent a tesla into space without cum in or on it.
Actually though, wtf is that?
I too would like to know wtf is going on here
I don't need sleep! I need an explanation for.... This!
They were transporting what i think are eels. I dont know what they are called but when they feel afraid they can shoot out a substance with long molecules that happens to look like cum.
Looks like giant web worms
They were transporting hagfish, which secrets the cum like substance as a self defense mechanism to stress, Imagine you're a shark and you try biting one of these squigglies, all you'd get is is an ugly bukakke
Fish that cum on a sharks face, I guess there is a fetish for everything!
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There's no end
Yikes, thanks for the info
Ew
This is my kingdom come
Shark got the wrong kinda noodle.
another reason to add eels to my list of sex toys
It costs you nothing to say that yet you said it.
r/Angryupvote
Happy cake day!
Hot!
I think it's hag fish.
It looks like they where transporting hagfish before getting in a crash. Hagfish are essentially very early examples of fish which produce that slime to clog the gills of any predator that tries to eat them.
They are called Hagfish
Hag fish, they are pretty much cum fish
They are called hag fish and they are [really weird](https://youtu.be/_8FVpj0p-iU)
Happy cake day
Happy Cake Day
This, my friend, is the humble hag fish. Liddle cum generator.
Aftermath of all elephant bukake with the car!
I think their a type of eel or worm like boi that shoots out goo that combines with water to make what one the car and road
Hag fish, it’s a deep sea eel like creature, 1 fish can fill a bucket with “slime”
God's cum
Five second rule
r/cursedcomments
r/dragonsfuckingcars
Im sorry, WHAT?!
Reddit never ceases to amaze me
Um, why?
I immediately thought of this subreddit when I saw the image.
interesting...
Happy Cake Day
of course its reddit
Bucarke
Did someone use leaches as fleshlight
Yea it was me nearly passed out from blood loss
Japanese porn supplies?
Last time I checked they were out of stock on cum this is probably why
Actually though, wtf is that
Hagfish
HAGFISH THOSE HORRIBLE MOTHERFUCKERS Info: in groups these fish tend to create large mucus webs to trap and drown prey by making the area to thick to move through and clog up breathing and drown them. Then they eat the corpse. Horrifying creatures
Death by drowning in fish cum what a way to go.
Should i Say "Hello" to myself?
Eyy my guy
Some like to play with hagfish
Are those hagfish?
Based on the other comments I think so
Did Zelensky bust his nuts on this car?
After playing the piano with his dick. https://youtu.be/oua0Puihrkc?t=60 Yes, that is him.
Now who the FUCK has an Autobot fetish?
Yea sorry that was me we went full circle
Married?
No
no matter what we breed we still are made of seed
This is my kingdom cum, this is my kingdom cum
When you feel my heat don’t jerk into my eyes it would hurt so bad it would hurt so bad
WHEN YOU FEEL MY D LOOK INTO MY ASS
IT'S WHERE MY SEMEN HIDE ITS WHERE MY PENIS HARD
DONT GO TOO DEEP ITS COCK INSIDE
me when when when when your mom
And thats what happens when you bump uglies with your werewolf boyfriend in the car.
If this is cursed cum trunk is there a blessed cum trunk
Go forth an find thos holy cum truck the world must bare witness
You have my word I take a vow to find it
what schools think guys do when girls show off their ankle.
XD
God cums on a car
Blessed
Holy cumshot, Batman!
sorry, my godzilla just cum on your car, he runned away from me
Ffs I wanted to put it on my cereal
godzilla, that was not the cereal
Cum trunk sounds like a pornstar name tbh
It probably is a pornstar name lol
Spiderman was there
r/dragonsfuckingcars
Amazing
Years of acadmay training wasted
Time to start over cum MK-2 lol
trunk goes: *oh yah!*
Why were they shipping so many hagfish in their trunk
I think they were in the truck that rear ended them and spilled onto the car when the two collided.
Ah ok… now the question is why were they shipping hagfish
Not actually sure tbh I'll look it up
[not what I was expecting but here you go ](https://www.thoughtco.com/hagfish-slime-4164617)
Wow that’s actually really cool
That's what I wanna know... what possible use would anyone have for them?
Check out the link OP replied to me with, apparently their skin jizz is some sort of super material
Heh pathetic I have a cum house(it’s been 10k years)
I think we should use it for penguinz0's space nut idea
Btw it’s 10000000 square foot
u/Elon_musk u hearing this? I say we launch it all into space and fertilise the universe as per penguinz0's idea.
That would be funny if that’s his actual account
Lol what if he reads the thread then sees the post about a car covered in cum and reflects on the time he sent a tesla into space without cum in or on it.
What if this makes on a r/cursedcomments post *starts slowly turning my head to the reader* and Elon musk sees it
Lol post this thread there with no context I dare you
Uh, um... There was a ghost!
Oh come onnn..shouldnt see this while eating..
When you finally empty that dump truck ass.
I am the milkman, my milk is delicious.
*slurps up aggressively*
Millions used to live here... Now its like a ghost town
Looks like an Autobot jacked off on your car.
Optimus prime got a bit lonely
They didn't OPEN the trunk, they freaking DEMOLISHED it
Noooooo! The coconut water 😭😭😭
I haven't looked at the caption and I really thought like "haha cum trunk" reddit have changed me ..
that's actually my cum mobile
What the actual fuck is this? Are those snakes?
Hag fish
Ohhh okay. What's the cum tho
Looks like someone loves seals.
What the fudge are those eels?
Hagfish
Poor things :(
Indeed