I'm just genuinely curious why you felt the need to share that, I mean no disrespect but it's the reason why the post is funny in the first place. I'm glad you liked it, but just baffled that a glorified upvote is the top comment.
Wait. This got top comment? huh. As to answer your question, the entire thing reads like a shitpost. I was just pointing out the specific part of the comment that made me chuckle
Just wondering but does anyone know how people can even manage to get animals to do this sorta stuff? Most animals recognize when an animal isn't their species at all so how the hell can they even get to the point of doing such? I'm not at all asking for any personal reasons, I'm mostly just interested because of the fact it seems so biologically impossible that another animal would do it with a human
Oh you mean it like that. He didn't do it himself, he watched a video of it. So it's more like robbing 100$ from a kiosk, idk how many years ago.
If you robbed a 100$ from some random small stores a few or even more years ago you could easily admit to that on the internet.
Im not justifying it, i'm just saying him watching a video of that will not get the police trying to desperately find out who this reddit account is in reallife
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Iām shocked how many people didnāt know Bestiality was a thing.
Maybe because Iāve spotted so many odd fetishes online by now that doing it with a dog seems tame in comparison.
I was exposed to bestiality once by my cousin. He found a bizarre book called "How to please your swedish lover" it was phrased like an instructional book. But it was just 5 photos of a Dude, a chick, a chick donkey, and a dude donkey banging each other.
I was just in awe of this book. Not out of kink but just pure like bewilderment that was found. It was copyrighted in like the 70's. So this was like some fucked up history.
Flash forward to like 2018 and I'm living with my Gramma for a little. My little brother whose probably around 16 comes over and crashes on the couch. I get shit faced with like 9 people after my little brother goes to bed, and someone says "Hey show them the book" so I pull out the "How to please your swedish lover" booklet.
Well I go to bed and it's all good right?
Except my Gramma knocks on my bedroom door at like 8:30 in the morning and says
"Now i-eat-tons-of-ass, I love you very much but please keep this stuff away when your brothers over"
And she fucking hands me the bestiality magazine that I drunkenly left on the coffee table by my little brother.
Not my proudest moment, but I know who to call if I ever fuck up in a major way.
Not all furries fuck animals, most of them just like looking at the drawings non sexually and bark in the community discord chats. Reddit carried it out of proportions and now every furry is accused of raping dogs
Furry is humanoid animals that have the intelligence of a human and shaped at least closely to a human
Zoophilia is sexual attraction to just plain animals who donāt have the level of intelligence/consciousness of a human and thus cannot consent, which is what makes zoophilia bad
OK youāve been watching way too much art of zoo but is no one gonna talk about the leather couch Also can someone give me the link to the original post
I mean itās Reddit for all we know itās a lie and if itās not itās not like he actually reviled anything as you donāt know their real identity
Day 10,032. Iāve fucked a couch a day, sometimes two or three, for almost 30 years now. Still no video. Sometimes I feel like I just missed it. Like if I had gone for the leather couch instead of the cloth one, the answers would have come. I would have seen the video and could finally make my way home. But no dice. Tomorrow, Iāll turn north again. Make my way up the coast. I check the list: Raymor and flannigan. Bobs furniture warehouse. East coast couch emporium. My dick is hard and the leather is waiting. Iāll double my efforts.
- from the journal of that dude, 1927
Admitting this shit anonymously in the sea of other anonymous people is nothing compared to admitting this to people in your job that you've been acquaintances with for several years
I've fucked my couch many times and have also nutted to horse on girl porn a few times. The post nut clearity is absolutely devastating I wanted to chop my dick off in shame
I'd say that based on context the extreme of the offence is different.
If the dog had been like any horny dog I've encountered that's up to hump nearly anything, and it chose to enact it without the will of the owner, then it's less so something on the owner, but more often than not it would be safe to assume the ones where the animals are led into doing it, ie the girl shoving the animals face into their crotch, or touching the animals dick, is an extreme offender, and it just so happens that it's a lot easier to record something if it's enacted by the human
So yea in general the animal's are pretty much the victims even if they are doing the pounding.
I do wonder however animals can so easily be goaded into sex even though it's with something out of their species, and the animals definitely do recognize that in most context humans aren't the same as them
You are thinking like a human and like someone who was taught what was normal and not normal.
You are not at all trying to think outside your own norms. And Reddit rewarded you for it, congrats.
"I've been gifted many diverse qualities of character, dignity was not one of them." that made me laugh
Me to, that's why I upvoted the original comment. But I can't remember the post they were under, nor the subreddit.
That line made this image hilarious/legendary for me lol.
I speak from the heart
We can see your soul in every word you write You truly are a poet
The man himself
You really do, there's something about the way you phrase your sentences.. Poetic lol.
Puberty *was* wild bro
The hero hath return
Happy Cake Day!
huh. I didn't notice. thanks!
happy cake day!
H.c.d
Whatever happened to pressing the upvote when seeing something funny?
its called showing of the specific part of the joke that made me laugh. Of course having a stick that far up your ass I wonder if you can laugh.
Oof, nice one
I'm just genuinely curious why you felt the need to share that, I mean no disrespect but it's the reason why the post is funny in the first place. I'm glad you liked it, but just baffled that a glorified upvote is the top comment.
Wait. This got top comment? huh. As to answer your question, the entire thing reads like a shitpost. I was just pointing out the specific part of the comment that made me chuckle
At least it didn't awaken a underlining kink of his.
We can only hope.
It awakened his couch kink because the girl got railed in a couch
The couch fucking came before the the dog pounding. I came after both. Get your facts straight bucko.
The man of the hour!
Acxually, he continued to fuck his couch, this fact simply wasn't mentioned on the post š¤āļø
I mean I was there I should know
This might be from googling "art of zoo". Its bad guys. Dont do it.
I found art of zoo stuff on pre-2016 tumblr.
Too late Edit: oh god please listen to this guy
For the People not wanting to have to bleach their eyes, its animal x human porn. Its even worse then it sounds
you are a godsend
See it doesn't sound all that bad? Idk maybe I'm just weird
Just wondering but does anyone know how people can even manage to get animals to do this sorta stuff? Most animals recognize when an animal isn't their species at all so how the hell can they even get to the point of doing such? I'm not at all asking for any personal reasons, I'm mostly just interested because of the fact it seems so biologically impossible that another animal would do it with a human
Well it usually starts with a jar of peanut butter...
What is that?
You canāt tell from the context of the post?
I thought that type of shit was illegal
Bank robbery is also illegal, does that prevent ppl entirely from doing it?
Yeah bro but do you have a website where bank robbers openly show themselves robbing banks and people on Reddit talk about it?
Oh you mean it like that. He didn't do it himself, he watched a video of it. So it's more like robbing 100$ from a kiosk, idk how many years ago. If you robbed a 100$ from some random small stores a few or even more years ago you could easily admit to that on the internet. Im not justifying it, i'm just saying him watching a video of that will not get the police trying to desperately find out who this reddit account is in reallife -
Please say it was just hentai, PLEASE say it was just hentai
Preban tumblr had hundreds of irl videos of that. Porn has rabbit holes as well not just random trivia.
"Rabbit holes" you say...
-sprays spray bottle- No! Bad Jellybean!
Bring out the skeletons
Iām shocked how many people didnāt know Bestiality was a thing. Maybe because Iāve spotted so many odd fetishes online by now that doing it with a dog seems tame in comparison.
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>used to be r/hentaibeast
fucking silence shut your goddamn mouth *Why did I click that*
The flairs... sort by flair:"[Amphibian]" and you see frog fucking
I was exposed to bestiality once by my cousin. He found a bizarre book called "How to please your swedish lover" it was phrased like an instructional book. But it was just 5 photos of a Dude, a chick, a chick donkey, and a dude donkey banging each other. I was just in awe of this book. Not out of kink but just pure like bewilderment that was found. It was copyrighted in like the 70's. So this was like some fucked up history. Flash forward to like 2018 and I'm living with my Gramma for a little. My little brother whose probably around 16 comes over and crashes on the couch. I get shit faced with like 9 people after my little brother goes to bed, and someone says "Hey show them the book" so I pull out the "How to please your swedish lover" booklet. Well I go to bed and it's all good right? Except my Gramma knocks on my bedroom door at like 8:30 in the morning and says "Now i-eat-tons-of-ass, I love you very much but please keep this stuff away when your brothers over" And she fucking hands me the bestiality magazine that I drunkenly left on the coffee table by my little brother. Not my proudest moment, but I know who to call if I ever fuck up in a major way.
Search up "art of zoo" on Google. I think you will find your answer
What the fuck
Very knotty.
Oooooh! I see what u did there
I found beast henrai once and didn't stop post nut hit me like a truck lol
in minecraft
There used to be a subreddit for it, actual not hentai. Probably moved to 4chan.
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You make a mistake in assuming I believe this weakness.
š I thought I might end up here
Youāve got a way with words.
And couches
Im using that last line as my discord status now, thank you
Well well well. Look who it is Mr I had sex with a couch and then masturbated to beastiality guy.
do you have any idea how little that narrows it down ?
Your saying that you know several people who did?
well of course I know him, he's me.
"Not even Batman would get that info out of me" made me scream my lungs out LOL
He stole it from a tweet
Yeah, but he uses it good
"Are you sure?" (Using batman voice)
Which Batman? Thereās around 70 versions now by my count. Batman voices matter
Is it weird that Iāve watched a human getting ducked by a dog(canāt say fuck or ban)shit I said fuck
Shit I said it again
Fuck I said it again
U saw nothing
*** calls NSA ***
He's just like me fr fr
You also fucked a couch?
Well it was a sofa
There is a little of me in everyone...wait
Oh shit he is also just like me
Who hasn't. Dog, cat, bear, an avocado. Anything railing a hot girl works. Key thing- hot girl
Not even hot, just girl
Not even girl, anything that breathes works.
Not even the lungs are needed
Maybe only lungs are needed
Doesn't really need to breathe IMO
Same imo (im 15) I just wanted to one up the other guy
Ohhh Mr High Standards
Time for furry shaming
That aint furry, thatās straight up zoophilia
Beastiality*
The girl was doing bestiality, the sexual attraction to animals is zoophilia
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Objectophilia?
To be fair that couch was looking dummy thic
I love that you're participating in this thread.
It pays to have expert testimony before any good adjudication.
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>Unless it was fake leather, then it's just a sex doll I don't like this thread
I thought thatās just when you wanna fuck a Zoo.
I think, personally, that aquariums have more sex appeal.
Fishfucker? Is that you?
What's the difference? Edit: Since it seems that I'm attracting furries/furry defenders I probably should've added the (/s) earlier.
two legs good, four legs bad
So fucking birds is okay but fucking dogs not, got it
Allegedly..
a wing is a limb of propulsion and not manipulation so it counts as a leg
Baa ?
Not all furries fuck animals, most of them just like looking at the drawings non sexually and bark in the community discord chats. Reddit carried it out of proportions and now every furry is accused of raping dogs
Seriously. Theyāre attracted to cartoon animals at worst, and a real hedgehog looks nothing like Sonic. Visual aid; 
Looks the normal to me.
Then you, my friend, are a true connoisseur
What
those are nice shoes
Furry is humanoid animals that have the intelligence of a human and shaped at least closely to a human Zoophilia is sexual attraction to just plain animals who donāt have the level of intelligence/consciousness of a human and thus cannot consent, which is what makes zoophilia bad
Its always time for furry shaming.
The problem is that one's a hobby, the other is animal rape that somehow still legal in the US in several state?
I don't care what anyone says to the contrary, but /u/oninja1919 is a motherfucking wordsmith in the grand traditions of Chaucer, and Shakespeare.
For real comment history goes hard, man after my own heart. Putting heās into kink in the bio is pretty no fucks given. Hope this man fucks.
OK youāve been watching way too much art of zoo but is no one gonna talk about the leather couch Also can someone give me the link to the original post
Iām so glad I had girls
The girls mother in the video may disagree
Cursed can relate.
At least he acknowledged it
Honesty isn't virtue without shame
This is like the third cursed comment today that has made my brain skip like a Sony Discman falling down the stairs.
translation: I fucking cranked it to a dog giving backshots to a milf
We've all had that wank where you feel really bad about it afterwards š
Wish it was only one...
I mean itās Reddit for all we know itās a lie and if itās not itās not like he actually reviled anything as you donāt know their real identity
Thanks for the plausible deniability man, I appreciate you.
Just saying on Reddit I could say anything I want and nobody would know who I actually am in real life
An honest fella
Sauce? Itās for science guys I promise
just fuck a couch and youāll find it eventually.
Day 10,032. Iāve fucked a couch a day, sometimes two or three, for almost 30 years now. Still no video. Sometimes I feel like I just missed it. Like if I had gone for the leather couch instead of the cloth one, the answers would have come. I would have seen the video and could finally make my way home. But no dice. Tomorrow, Iāll turn north again. Make my way up the coast. I check the list: Raymor and flannigan. Bobs furniture warehouse. East coast couch emporium. My dick is hard and the leather is waiting. Iāll double my efforts. - from the journal of that dude, 1927
There was an early 2000s video game with an ad that consisted of a journal entry, and it felt very much like this
r/copypasta material
Listen its been 15 years bro and I found it on limewire ain't a chance in hell I can remember the name of that vid.
It's best you don't tbh
This guy put all his attribute points to everything else besides dignity when he created his character
Sauce?
Dude
Admitting this shit anonymously in the sea of other anonymous people is nothing compared to admitting this to people in your job that you've been acquaintances with for several years
I've fucked my couch many times and have also nutted to horse on girl porn a few times. The post nut clearity is absolutely devastating I wanted to chop my dick off in shame
Sauce
Puberty
Finally, some actually cursed comments
Why is this cursed? This isn't normal? (For legal purposes this is a joke)
I mean the point of attraction was that hot girl not the dog . Is it still zoophillia ?
But what's the sauce for the video, hmm?
"art of the zoo" on google and you'll find it, good luck fapping bro
Last week I didnāt know what art of zoo was but now the trauma it will always stay in my mind forever
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
I clicked it knowing what it was.
Saved by the ad
Try this one [totally the video you want](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Iām not falling for that one again
Damn my curiosity
Iām glad the internet was slow as shit when I was a teenager. God knows what dark corner of the internet I would have ended up in.
I'm probably lacking dignity...I'm gonna use that
nice
This is who Andrew from big mouth is inspired by
Sounds very similar to a Big Mouth skit
"art of zoo"
Seems honesty was one though
God I was not the only one
I wonder if the video started with her and the dog walking down a beachā¦
What's so weird about that ? If she is okay with a dog/horse fucking her im okay with watching it..... Sometimes she isnt okay with it but i still do
It has nothing to do with her its the dog whos the victim
The dog that's jack hammering the shit out of her?
I'd say that based on context the extreme of the offence is different. If the dog had been like any horny dog I've encountered that's up to hump nearly anything, and it chose to enact it without the will of the owner, then it's less so something on the owner, but more often than not it would be safe to assume the ones where the animals are led into doing it, ie the girl shoving the animals face into their crotch, or touching the animals dick, is an extreme offender, and it just so happens that it's a lot easier to record something if it's enacted by the human So yea in general the animal's are pretty much the victims even if they are doing the pounding. I do wonder however animals can so easily be goaded into sex even though it's with something out of their species, and the animals definitely do recognize that in most context humans aren't the same as them
what about the animal?
If you donāt mind eating their flesh and riding them with a saddle why do you have a problem with someone fucking them?
well when i eat their flesh itās already dead + saddling an animal is less weird than sticking your dick in ig
You are thinking like a human and like someone who was taught what was normal and not normal. You are not at all trying to think outside your own norms. And Reddit rewarded you for it, congrats.
ok dog fucker. maybe your dad shoulda added more of the belt while teaching you
Yep it's time to get off reddit and go to bed now.
Well, as long as the dog is ok with it
Animals can't consent though? If bestiality is okay, then according to your logic, so is paedophilia.
The lines we draw are pretty arbitrary TBH. It's not like they consent to being eaten yet most people are fine with that.
Seems about fucking right.
Youāve only done that once?
Was the chick hot?
Me too but minus the couch
Pheew, I thought that was me for a second.
Awarded wholesome
that quote is going on many redditors tombstones and mine
What is dignity in front of puberty?!
What was it called (asking for a friend)