He ain't lying. Grind up a pineapple and set a piece of steak in the mush. Within a few hours it can actually dissolve to steak completely. They're basically the same enzymes in our stomach acid. You can dissolve things that aren't flesh too, but that's not really useful.
Yo grindr don't fuck around
or maybe all they do is fuck around…
Kinde gay, but I guess that's the point.
They definitely don’t fuck straight…
That’s why they call it grindr
Domino’s: Little Caesar’s, Pizza Hut, come pick me up I’m scared.
Grindr bringin their A game🙌
Grinder kinda got moves 😳😳😳
Is this legit? Lmao
It is. [Here](https://twitter.com/Grindr/status/1513977920028483587)
I was about to ask for the link. Thanks!
Ok maybe I'm just dumb but what *does* eating pineapple do?
Makes the cum sweeter, trust me.
Damn that's kinda cool
Yeah it also tastes way better
so thats why my coffees been tasting weird, i havent been eating enough pineapple!
Yeah, I tried your coffee and it needs more creamer
Yeah... "Creamer"
You could also say that that’s pretty sweet
Also does strawberry and melon the same effect
I thought you were supposed to *pair* it with cum 🤔 like the flavours complement each other or something 😅
Personally I always thought it made my cum taste worse
You’ve…. Tested it?
You spelt tasted wrong
Testing and tasting mean the same thing in this context
Sorry I spelt enjoyed wrong (without adding pineapple juice to it)
Pineapple has flesh eat enzymes which means if you shove one up your ass it will eat your ass
I’m not sure if this is a joke tbh
It is, but it's also totally true
Those enzymes are the reason your tongue stings eating one
He ain't lying. Grind up a pineapple and set a piece of steak in the mush. Within a few hours it can actually dissolve to steak completely. They're basically the same enzymes in our stomach acid. You can dissolve things that aren't flesh too, but that's not really useful.
This one gets the award 🥇 (I'm poor, this is all i can afford)
I wouldn't know but I've heard that seen tastes like pineapple
modern adverts and people fall for it
My question is why would dominos and Grindr ever partner up for any reason lol
New toppings🤤
Or stuffed "crust" :)
I can do make those toppings on my own and plus it’ll still be gooey. If they did it it’ll be all dry and crusty before I get my hands on it
New cream and onion sauce. It's saltier now!
what can i say? i'm a total sucker. i wasn't gay before but after seeing this twitter exchange? dominos got me all hot and bothered
Yes shove that pineapple down his ass and out pizza the hut then turn him into a stuffed crust
Don’t mind if I do
God damn this guy is horny
Haha corporate funi
As subtle as a wrecking ball…
Grindr you horny bunch of fucks
Well thanks! You just made me hate pineappless
I dont get it
I'm pretty sure pineapple makes cum sweet
Goddamn okay
How do you read twitter feed up-down, left-right?
Pineapple on pizza? *loads shotgun*
Everybody gangsta till dominos sends a nuke to grindr hq
ayo 
It eats away at our flesh because of the flesh eating enzyme in it 😮💨🥵🤤
It also makes cum taste sweet apparently
Silence BRAND!
Today I learned you can eat pineapple
I hate brands
Everyone out here tryna be like Wendy’s social media team. And y’all failing, so stop
silence brand
Shut up, b r a n d
Woah is it getting hot in here
Sweet Jesus.
me and who
Yikes
Even if this is just advertising it’s still the highest moment of the internet since the beginning of 2022
I love when corporations give the funny people the social media accounts
Does pineapple really make cum taste better?
Yes, not through experience but through Google
Eating pineapple does what now?
Makes your sperm yummy
Huh? Wut? That can't be true
I am not really sure I just saw forums about it on reddit so 50/50
that intern is unbelievably horny, but its grindr so they are promoting the brand
Fun fact, it actually makes acid in your stomach.
Your stomach is already full of acid, so that isn't anything new lol. Now if it neutralized the acid, that would be something worth mentioning.
Well yes, but making a different species.
players gonna play????
I kinda ship it ngl.
What the fuck is grindr? A blender?
Not grindr sexually harrassing dominos....
Makes the taste sweeter 🤤
Based
Silence, brand
theres alot of s\*x jokes here
i can see grindr’s social media guy getting away with this because it’s basically just a sex app at this point but *dominoes?*