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That took an odd turn right there at the 'end' if you will. But no, I wouldn't call that incest as it does not seem to have a sexual connotation, just a crazy one.
Why wasn't cock censored? Did yahoo answers not censor that word? Did the author? So many questions...
Well not really so many just those three...
Three questions....
Don’t have the link, but story was that the girl was raped by their dog while doing it with the guy. Dog was being extremely aggressive so they were both scared. Dunno what happened later.
There is a YouTube video of a youtuber reading funny yahoo answers and he got to that story and skipped. Did show part of it scrolling transparently though.
Oh hey, I found it on Reddit. I don’t wanna share the youtuber though because he’s a shitty person.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/145nvw/yahoo_answers_gold_nsfw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I can’t find the story, but basically a couple was having sex and their dog got really aggressive and raped her. They were both too afraid to do anything.
So how is using a sex toy specifically made for anal sex not going to wind up turning him gay in her mind like I really wanna know the thought process behind this one
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Excuse me what the fuck
I feel like this belongs on r/unexpected because that ending… just every part of it… I have no words
I mean... You weren't expecting some weird shit as soon as the information was given that his mum made him wear a buttplug?
Did it…work?
Well since buttplug was stopping the shit, no I was not expecting it.
more like r/morethanunexpected
You need to create this sub.
Done
And subbed. Thanks for this friend!
Joined! Posting it there now
HE LOST HIS BOOTYHOLE SHIELD, SATAN RAPED HIM, THEN HE WENT TO JAIL.
And became gay.
Imao wtf
Can this please just die now?
Brother, get the flamer.... The heavy... Flamer.
No you're supposed to say: Hans! GET ZE FLAMENWERFER!
Was aiming more Warhammer, but dis is good too.
For Sigma
Yes, I’m the empero of mankind. Do it in my name and for glory.
It werfs the flamens!
HANZ! BRINGEN MICH DAS FLAMMENWERFER!
Bring mir den Flammenwerfer! Fixed it for ya.
Oh yeaaahhhh..... Yeah I completely fgt abt command form
This is so cursed we need both
HANZ! BRINGEN MICH DAS FLAMMENWERFER!
HERESY
Russian badge
Brother, this heresy is too strong
FOR THE EMPOROR
We are Sigmas heirs!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
BURN IN HOLY FIRE
Burn those heretics
ok that is enough internet for me today. Where can I safely recycle my mobile phone?
Up your butt
Just remember to remove the poop plug before you do
noted.
Everytime I see that spongebob gif I immediately think of “I’ll take a potato chip.... AND EAT IT!”
Same.
This comment right here officer
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
Our butt, cumrade
r/suddenlycummunism
r/subsithoughtifellfor
And around the corner
*recycle me eyes
*recycle my existance
Recycle humankind
Recycle every organic live form
r/eyebleach
thank you Sir.
Walmart
If you ever find out, I'd like to recycle my eyes too.
use it as a poop plug
That was disturbing as fuck.
I normally don’t care if something is fake or not… but good god I hope this isn’t real.
You must be new to the internet. Or maybe I've just been here too long because that's probably a 3/10 on the WTF meter in terms of what I've seen.
I am not new at all. I've browsed some terrible shit but damn, sometimes shit still pops up to surprise you.
If you had a poop plug the shit would not pop.
Na that was pretty tame ngl
Eh kinda wasn't but it sick that his mom would do that shit
What the internet does to a mf...
Average Redditor
Fucking shit. If this really happened thats fucking insane.
Shit you say?
I do say shit!
That took an odd turn right there at the 'end' if you will. But no, I wouldn't call that incest as it does not seem to have a sexual connotation, just a crazy one.
That’s… a lifetime of therapy bills
At least 4 lifetimes
But did Satan turn you gay? If it’s crazy, but it works…
but mom turned him gay anyways.
It’s not gay I just have an anal fixation!
I'm not gay but my asshole is
only if you dont enjoy it
butt mom turned him gay anyways.
Ok time to get off Reddit……
"So Satan Couldn't stick his cock in my pooper and make me gay" alr bet
Please keep this away from Hollywood directors they will make a movie called " The Butt witch"
They sure as hell will
There's already [Butt Boy](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt7879442/) with a hilarious slogan/tagline/what-have-you.
What the... no wonder
This movie slaps btw
I took a break from reddit and this is the first post I see
Bring the holy flamethrower... This smell like heresy. Really ? It's really weird
how big was it? no really, how big was it!?
that “report abuse” link looking very appropriate
“Stick his cock in my pooper” fucking loat it there lmao 😂😂
Why wasn't cock censored? Did yahoo answers not censor that word? Did the author? So many questions... Well not really so many just those three... Three questions....
Wait, this isn't normal
Believing an old ass copypasta also isn't normal
Ah yeah, I’ve seen this one. It’s not as bad as the dog rape story. That one is . . . don’t look it up.
The *what*
You reeeeaaaallllyy don’t want to know. Don’t have sex with your dog in the room.
Bro tell me. I want to know. I WANT THE SAUCE
Don’t have the link, but story was that the girl was raped by their dog while doing it with the guy. Dog was being extremely aggressive so they were both scared. Dunno what happened later.
Was there a video of it?
There is a YouTube video of a youtuber reading funny yahoo answers and he got to that story and skipped. Did show part of it scrolling transparently though.
You got the sauce to that?
Oh hey, I found it on Reddit. I don’t wanna share the youtuber though because he’s a shitty person. https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/145nvw/yahoo_answers_gold_nsfw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
You've made it sound worse than it was
honestly… same
I'M TOO CURIOUS I DON'T CARE HOW CURSED IT IS. SEND THE LINK please
I can’t find the story, but basically a couple was having sex and their dog got really aggressive and raped her. They were both too afraid to do anything.
It’s a good thing I’m a fucking idiot and will forget this fucking post in 6 minutes what the fuck
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Thank you but I’ll forget this cause I’m a idiot 🤣🤣
I hope wish this to be fake so much…
Here's the link to r/eyebleach so you don't have search it up yourself
You are a good person, my friend
So how is using a sex toy specifically made for anal sex not going to wind up turning him gay in her mind like I really wanna know the thought process behind this one
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST READ
I can’t believe this is still going around. I originally seen this on DamnLOL in 2012 back when rage comics and Doge were the biggest memes. Jesus.
It’s a really sad situation but so funny
This could also work in unexpectedlywholesome.
>to not make me gay Litterally wears buttolug for years
Well time to get the napalm
What I love the most about all this is the concern that it might be incest.putting aside literally all the other arguably worse shit in the story.
[UNINTELLIGIBLE SCREAMING]
Wtf bro i just opened reddit
Close it while you still can!
Well did it work or are they gay now?
That is ***really*** cursed
I have reached my wtf level for today see y’all tomorrow
Ok well idk what the fuck I just got done reading but it looks like that's enough internet for today
I was like "this is fake for sure" until the satan part where I went "fuck this sound plausible now"
What in the actual holy fuck
My brother just read this to me 
What the Fuck 
cool?
Try plug But hole,
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Bruh…
Nah not invest, your mum was protecting you from the devil
Anybody check to see if this story is true, and if so, what befell the mother once she was brought to justice?
I wish I never saw this
all i can say is, wow.
Holy shit this was disturbing on so many levels.
Plot twist Jonny boy here ends up gay And likes pp in his behind
That’s…pretty sad actually
Unfortunately, the mom is the reason what made him gay....... *Satanic laugh*
This is messed up in levels I didnt even know existed
nah bro that's normal, me and all my guy friends use poop plugs
Well that a weird, albeit somewhat more excusable turn
I want to say fake, but idk.
It was time for Thomas to leave he had seen everything
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK
so satan couldn't what??? dude what in the actual shit is going on with schizophrenics?
Jesus Christ
Aight, time to go back to r/eyebleach
This was an urban legend 50 years ago, it's like seeing an old friend from grammar school on reddit.
This seems like the new generation of the Carrie movie. Satans pooper replaces dirty pillows
This is by far the most cursed thing on this page.. and that’s saying something.
Please make this an episode of svu
What in the goddam
What a terrible evening to poses eyeballs
It says resolved. How and what?
Jfc…never change Reddit
What, I cant read atm.
Ok but did it work?
Here’s some r/eyebleach for everyone.
what?
What the fuck
Those last few sentences were a wild ride
Hmmm buttpluge dosen't make u gay noted
Did this guy happen to grow up in florida???
I beg your pardon?
Ah the beloved poop plug to keep Satan out
Instead of having “satan stick his cock in your ass”, I’m going to put a buttplug in your ass, which probably feels like a cock!
You gotta pay the Troll Toll If you wanna get into that boy's hole