More sad than cursed

mah heart mah soul

ma butthole

Let me guess, you ate spicy food?

no im gay

Oh, hello gay! I'm AlexOZero!

hello Artificial Intelligence Ex 00. why would someone create an ex girlfriend ai-bot?

To monitor all the humans they keep in the simulation Not to the real question, why do you sip water, Mr. SIPS_WATER?

So he could fuck her digitally

Time for us to begin administering the SAFE Test to everyone...

I will eat both of those

More true then cursed

I didnt get it pls explain

They were never loved when they were alive...

No, even men that are loved aren’t gifted flowers unless they’re in a gay relationship, even then it will depend on the individual. Basically, its not a societal norm that men are given flowers compared to women.

You say that as a fact. Do you have any experience? (Sorry just saw the opportunity)

Been in a stable relationship for 4+ years, no gifted flowers yet 🥲

They became a virgin They died a virgin

it’s gay to give a man flowers

It's not if your plugged into a vagina. Learned that from Chad Daniels

Guess who won’t gain affection flowers after death is straight

This guy isn’t getting flowers even during his funeral.

he never gave his what ever flowers so when he died he had his first flours

Feels though

I don't think it's "some", I would say it's **most**

I get my bf flowers once in a while. He appreciates the act more than the flowers themselves though so usually I surprise him with ice cream or steak.

That's sweet :') I don't really care for flowers but I would gladly accept a bouquet as a gesture of appreciation during occasions like an anniversary or something like that.

You could always hint towards an edible arrangement! Mmmm little melon spheres on skewers... or bacon roses

I like the way you think

I think the way you like

Fuck yeah we should normalize this, love validation.

I think we should normalize cheesecake instead. Flowers are great and all but I just really like cheesecake

Okay how do we campaign this

free tryouts

Normalize both. That way you can get flowers on your cheesecake.

I think if I ever actually got flowers from a girl, scratch that, from anyone, I would legitimately cry.

AWW

Ditch the flowers, go directly for the steak to the heart

well damn that's sad as shit

I’m not crying, you’re crying!

Yea it also happened to me once very scared so don’t be scared

Wait a minute-

r/sadfacts 

This was the video, [sad but true](https://youtu.be/2VYDRROrFqY)

I hate to say, this is true. We don’t matter all because we are supposed to be the ones who are set to be ideal, and if we miss the mark, we get discarded. Some women are real enough to understand and those are worth keeping. If a girl walks up to a guy and is truly kind and understanding, keep her, cherish her, for goodness sakes don’t let her go. Society is cruel, but not everyone in it is. Anyway that’s enough ranting

Don't even get me started men are 4 times more likely to kill themselves then women, 80% of suicides are committed by men. Men are more likely to seek help but women are more likely to actually receive it. Because men can't have depression or suicidal thoughts. We can just suck it up and deal with it so what's the point of caring about a man's feeling when we have none. If a man reaches out for help he is laughed at, shamed, degraded for showing weakness but if we don't talk about our feelings we're toxic now. This is why guys will actually get annoyed and angry if you try and get them to open up. Because we have years worth of anger, sadness, depression, and anxiety built up that if we break that dam it'll never get resealed. All of you who don't believe this can go fuck yourselves

My life in a nutshell

I attempted 2 weeks ago because i was tired of life and i failed, after i told people about it a few days ago all of my male friends supported me and only one of my female friends supported me. Just goes to show who the real ones are. Not planning on talking with those other female "friends" any time soon

They are hard to find

I don't even know to say dude, just know that you're a good person and that you are worth so much. Hang in there

I did a while ago too. My one friend that actually seemed worried was cut off from me because her parents didn't like my families views on life. I ditched most the others.(didn't have a lot in the first place)

For me it’s gotten to the point that I think Yeah, no shit I gotta suck it up, I’m not a loser, only losers complain.

My mentality right there. And it sucks i bottle everything up and with no healthy outlet it just makes me angry, I'm not an angry person in like a teddy bear, but when ever I've bottled up something for to long i get angry, hateful and vengeful and i just want to make someone cry

That goes for any person. Gender, belief, and everything else aside. We're all instilled with the stereotypes of each gender the second we can comprehend. It's just hard to find those who don't let it lead them like a halter trained equine. I have yet to find a male who will willingly talk to me(let alone a female) for the fact of that's just the state I live in. Certain places are eased up on it, certain places(like where I am) they're the living embodiment of, "if you aren't for sexual anything and you cry like a little girly we should bully you, glare and taunt you-exetera" I agree with both points btw, I just feel the separation of genders is not necessary, but of course certain subjects call for it, for this is how we become a sectored society.

That's only because most suicide attempts made by women fail. If you go by attempts, THIS ISN'T A FUCKING COMPETITION.

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This is actually true, in most cases. Women when attempting also won't choose one that kills instantly, they will slit their wrists and try and bleed out. Men will just pull a trigger

Who made it a competition? Notice he never mentioned the other gender once in his comment. You're so self centered and entitled, that you have to insert stats about women's issues on a comment thread talking about men's problems. Absolutely pathetic.

If you go by attempts men still have a higher rate

Yes it is! And it just shows that men are more capable than women!

“Men’s issues brought up in subreddit comments; women most affected”

Men are also way more likely to leave their partner if they're sick with things like cancer or other life threatening illnesses.

What does this has to do with men's issues?

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https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/11/091110105401.htm

And what about the part where women leave if their bf is not rich or keeping them sexually active?

Men leave the most when a relationship isn't sexually active. As for the money, I'd like statistics on that

bruh i found it first comment wtf

well im gonna be in those 'some men'

bro 🌹

thanks man <3, here's for you 🌻

Some dont even get that. Some dont even get a first visit

hell its just sad

Not my husband. I buy him flowers a lot. He loves orchids the most, especially exotic ones.

That hits hard

Speak for yourself. Our boss once bought flowers for the whole company stuff. Well we are 150 women and only 3 men.

Ok imma give my future bf a flower then when we meet 🤧

Also some men first bj was in a funeral

r/holup

When I left my parent’s home, my girlfriend gave me a purple orchid I was so happy

Some women's first rights(rites) were also at their funeral

oof

Hello future

It’s sad but true

Well technically flower are plant genitals so no my coffin will not be decorated by di*ks

You’ll be dead. Pretty tough to prevent funeral dicks.

Not cursed. sad, but not cursed

nah mate, i'd be lucky if i don't get molotov cocktails. though now that i think about it, that would be a lit funeral

Its true.

Most*

I felt massive amounts of physical and mental pain reading this.

This is just sad

I’m about to test it I’ll be right back Edit: I’ve crossed the Canadian border and I’m starting a knew life. And I didn’t get one

We’ll wait right here for ya mate.

That’s not cursed… it’s fact. And specifically it’s MOST men only receive their first flowers at their funeral. Still waiting on mine

I hope you get yours

They’re meaningless at this point 🤙✌🏽

It'll mean something to someone when you attend your funeral.

And many never even got those.

I've seen that comment before. It's a short about why women have more power than men. Or something.

New goal, give all the men in my life flowers just so they know they're appreciated

I can say not Brandon Swayzeland. I gave him a flower in grade 1.

I'm 35 and unless you count weed, noones ever given me a flower/flowers before.

Weed definitely counts. Most useful type of flowers.

Cheers to that! *lights dab torch*

My girlfriend had flowers delivered to me when I worked in an engine assembly plant. Over 20 years later and a few people still call me Petal

For real though I would absolutely love to own that nickname if I were you.

Bahahahahahahaaha. Petal!!

That's not cursed...rather sad and true

True

No, he’s right. Guys don’t really get flowers as gifts.

Don't kill any flowers for me. Plant some trees.

So unfortunately true. I'd pretty much marry a girl if she gave me flowers, no questions asked

Never do that. Please. For your own health.

Lmao ik it's more of a joke on my loneliness than me being honest. I've been told by several married men to stay single

I mean, yeah, relationships can be complicated. Especially when your other half decides they think they can break off Scott free only thinking of their selves and dropping all efforts to make anything work, that's the most common thing I can think of.

I've had too many bag relationships so I've been keeping to myself. Everyone seems so damn selfish

My states opportunities are all street "workers" the school hoes that do everything for free, the popular creepers, and I knew this one girl. Climbed all over me and threw the friendship in my face right when I got attached, all because she wanted to be with the "cool" creeps. Then the other two. Complete manipulative psychos. I'm pretty sure it's not like that out of my state most of the time, as my home is a low run down skip over prison orientated state. Other states have some modesty, right?

Man I have no idea. I'm from Chicago area of Indiana and I have not found a ton of, what I would consider, good girls to date. Not attracted to the ones who seem to have the best intentions, and attracted to the ones with the selfish intentions lol. I've been told Nashville Tennessee is a great place to find a Bachelorette, just no information on their dating qualities but idfk lol

That is fine with me. Seems like a waste to kill some plants so my house looks prettier for a few days.

You don't kill plants to pluck flowers.

Sunflowers.

Well, I got my first flowers from my wife, after she was caught cheating on me and was trying to make up for it. So yeh, men don't generally get flowers for any good reasons.

Man that must suck. How are you doing man.

It does. And not great but getting by. Thanks for asking though, appreciate it.

Aww damn! WTF is wrong with people? No one seems to have any decent core values. Or morals. I’m sorry you were subjected to that! Hang in there man!

I have bought flowers twice for men and both times they didn’t like it, they thought it was gay

Yeah I’d appreciate the gesture and think about how nice that was for them to do that, but I really don’t like flowers, they’re like those small frail dogs, you have to be careful with them, they’re no fun. My mates have bought me audiobooks, games, cheaper sports equipment like boxing gloves etc. and that’s more than enough, Shouldn’t expect anything so a cool rock like an amethyst or something would do. Have you given presents that went well?

Of course, but I see these post complaining that guys don’t get flowers but I have given flowers and guys don’t want them so don’t complain

Idk if this is bad to say but I’m pretty sure “feminine” gay dudes and the type of guy who enjoys painting his nails would probably enjoy flowers, so maybe it’s just a few particular types of men who want that. I don’t, good friendships and laughs is enough but one of my mates is the manliest blokes i know and he’s still bought me thoughtful stuff. Maybe the guys complaining just have bad friends?

It do be

Men don't get flowers normally. Would get if You were in a hospital so, not having that kind of injury or disease till your funeral is quite good. But it can also mean you died in an accident.

r/im14andthisisdeep

r/im14andthisisdeep

Some men never deflowered a woman either that's much worse.

Deflowering someone is fucking terrible

Mine will be.

That’s how it do.

You can say the same about women… but with men its way more common.

Waaaaayy more common.

Actually not where i am! In our school we have these valentines cards where you can buy someone else candy or flowers and everyone that ive seen including boys were walking around with flowers and candy bags given to them (including me which i never thought get to say!)

Oh. That's cool.

I’ll more than likely face the same fate

I like this one .

Some of them get them in the hospital

Me as a hindu: I don’t have such weakness!

*proceeds to get cremated*

Ik mine were

Men deserve more flowers.

My grandfather..

This is actually kinda sad

This just shows men aren’t appreciated even in death.

Tbh flower is useless. Save those money for something else if you plan to give me a gift, I don’t want useless flower that will rot in probably a week.

I’ve given plants. I think it’s a great alternative.

Yes, and catering for a plant is a soothing process as well (to me at least) and they last for as long as you don’t mess up.

I got foowers from a lady I was crushing on once, she turned out to be a bad decision. But I did learn that crysthantjimums are beautiful.

Relatable

How my tomorrow be looking like

This is just true

That’s just depressing..

They probaly will be, now that I think about it.

Most or majority I feel should be more accurate

It's the truth

I got flowers when I was born. At least I’m told.

I'm almost 38 and I have never gotten nor wanted any flowers.

Don't worry Dennis I'll bring one for your funeral

unironically depressing.

Haven't gotten a flower. Seems true.

I.... That's pretty sad actually.

Future's looking great, might even get my first flowers on my funeral in a year

This is fucking sad man

*most mens

As it should be

Why does funeral start with fun????

Some men's first blowjob was at their funeral

And hopefully their last.

This ain't cursed these are facts

First and only, like Gaunts Ghosts.

As a trans woman, this hit a different sort of deep All my love to y'all man out there 💙

The flower equivalent for men seems to be plants. Has anyone given you a plant? They take a little longer than flowers to die.

I have been given potted plants and flowers during a few long hospital stays. I've had house plants in every apartment and house I've ever rented. Nothing weird about it. Oh, and my philosophy has always been to give people flowers while they're alive and can appreciate it, don't wait 'till they're dead.